You really do not want to piss off Chrissy Teigen on Twitter (or probably anyplace else). This weekend, the supermodel weighed in on a United Airlines controversy, slamming United Airlines for not allowing girls wearing leggings to board the plane. Then, when Fox News wrote up that story and tagged her on Twitter, Teigen told them to never tag her again, thank you very much, adding "Words cannot explain how much I detest you."

Chrissy Teigen has been a vocal opponent of President Trump, so it makes sense that she also hates Fox News. And people on Twitter who feel the same loved her for saying it so succinctly.

As mentioned, Fox News was not the first to feel Chrissy Teigen's wrath recently. After United Airlines banned those girls from flying simply because they were wearing leggings (they were children, FFS), Teigen tweeted at United, "I have flown united before with literally no pants on. Just a top as a dress. Next time I will wear only jeans and a scarf."

We wouldn't be surprised if she does it, too. Look out, United.

In April of last year, Patrick Stewart dressed in drag for a screening of his Starz show, Blunt Talk. Now the internet is going crazy over how much he looked like Trump advisor Kellyanne Conway.

Here's a photo Patrick Stewart tweeted from the screening.

The resemblance to Conway really is uncanny.

Obviously, Twitter went nuts.

Some people tweeted at Saturday Night Live, requesting that they bring Patrick Stewart on to play Conway.

I'm holding out hope for a Parent Trap-style summer blockbuster where Stewart and Conway switch places and no one notices. Fingers crossed!

Paris Jackson boldly dared to bare all (of one armpit) on Snapchat and people got "really mad" about it, the 18-year-old shared in an Instagram story over the weekend. The reason for the outrage? Her armpit had not been shaved in several months and from it sprouted a small tuft of hair. Can you believe it????????

Uh, yeah, I can. Pit hair is even kind of in style right now. And in France, it never went out of style. Also, who cares?

Yesterday, Michael Jackson's middle child took to Instagram to respond to the haters who took issue with her unshaved pit."I didn’t realize that people were going to get so upset over my armpit hair," she said in an Instagram story, according to Refinery29. "I didn’t realize that was such an issue. It is so funny."

The whole thing is especially funny when you see the Snapchat photo she posted originally. Here it is:

"It took me two months to grow that shit," she said in her Instagram story. "It’s not a lot, it’s really not, but I’m fucking proud of it. Really proud. And so many people are so mad."

How mad though? "People are really mad," she said. "I wish I could post some of these responses. You can just tell how angry and infuriated these people are."

But Paris Jackson, who is no stranger to cyber-bullying, didn't let the outrage over her pits get her down. In fact, it only seems to have deepened her love of hair and armpits in general. "I love hair, and sweat, and BO," she said. "I fucking love it, I think it’s great. Some people think that it’s like super disgusting, especially on girls, but every human body does it. It’s natural. Get over it."​​​​

She also posted this sarcastic clap-back on Twitter:

So take that, hairy armpit haters! I hope she grows out her armpit hair long enough to braid it and keeps posting pics. Or she can shave it, whatever. The point is: her armpits, her choice.

Another day, another nightmare story about the TSA that will make you want to cancel your travel plans indefinitely. Especially if you have a kid. A woman named Jennifer Williamson shared a video on Facebook of her son Aaron being thoroughly pat down by a TSA official at the Dallas Fort Worth airport, despite the fact that he set off "NO alarms" and passed through the initial detector with no problems, she claims.

According to Williamson, the problems began when she requested that he not receive a pat down because he has a condition called Sensory Processing Disorder (SPD) that affects his nervous system. As a result, she says, "we were treated like dogs." Her son was detained for "well over an hour" causing them to miss their flight.

"I am livid," wrote Williamson on Facebook. She also shared a video of the TSA pat down in in hopes it would go viral.

But according to Williamson, this wasn't the worst of it. "I wish I had taped the entire interchange because it was horrifying," she wrote. Her whole post reads:

We have been through hell this morning. They detained Aaron for well over an hour at DFW. (And deliberately kept us from our flight... we are now on an alternate) We were treated like dogs because I requested they attempt to screen him in other ways per TSA rules. He has SPD and I didn't want my child given a pat down like this. Let me make something else crystal clear. He set off NO alarms. He physically did not alarm at all during screening, he passed through the detector just fine. He is still several hours later saying "I don't know what I did. What did I do?" I am livid. Please, share... make this viral like the other children's videos with TSA... I wish I had taped the entire interchange because it was horrifying. We had two DFW police officers that were called and flanking him on each side. Somehow these power tripping TSA agents who are traumatizing children and doing whatever they feel like without any cause, need to be reined in.

As she had hoped, Williamson's video went viral. It has been shared over 33,000 times, wracking up thousands of comments, mostly from people horrified at the TSA agent's behavior.

Of course, there are two sides to every story. But given my own experiences with TSA and airports in general, I'm inclined to side with the mom on this one.

Law student Arpan Verma had a very bad day at a café. It was so bad that it will put all of your bad café experiences to shame. And if not, I am so, so sorry.

According to a post going viral on Twitter, Verma was at a popular coffee chain called Cafe Coffee Day in the city of Jaipur, India, when he spotted "cockroaches and other bugs" crawling inside the café fridge. It seems the café was trying to hid the infestation behind menus.

GROSS.

Somehow, it gets worse. Verma claims he alerted the employees but they continued serving food from the infested fridge. So he began filming the bugs on his phone, when a café employee walked around the counter and slapped him in the face, causing him to drop the phone.

Verma caught the whole bizarre incident on video, which his friend, law student Nikhil Anand Singh, shared on Twitter:

"A big slap to consumer and consumerism," he wrote. Clever!

Singh also shared this statement from Verma:

In Verma's statement, he claims that after slapping him, the employee "started falsely accusing me of harassing her and abused me in front of the present customers."

The coffee chain says it is aware of the incident and is investigating, so that's nice. "The incident has been brought to our notice and has been escalated," said Cafe Coffee Day in a statement to NDTV. "Our corporate affairs team is in talks with the consumer and the internal cafe team to ascertain facts."

I dunno, Cafe Coffee Day, that video looked pretty fact-filled to me...

The "Ew!" segment on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon is basically what nightmares are made of, and this latest episode delivers on all of the (intentional and unintentional) cringiness that we have come to expect.

Jimmy Fallon played his speech-impediment ridden character of Sara (no H at the send because "H's are EW!") and Demi Lovato joined him as Sara's friend Emily.

Ah yes, making out with pillows. This is totally an accurate portrayal of the average 15-year-old girl!

Demi Lovato definitely played a more subdued and relatable teen girl (minus that bad prom dress from 1984), and her look was definitely giving us some major Camp Rock vibes.

Also, "Emily" should probably be give her BFF "Sara" a makeover, because her makeup is on point.

To watch Jimmy Fallon transform from 42-year-old man to 42-year-old man in a wig, check out the video below!

In a heartwarming clip from Ellen, host Ellen DeGeneres read a letter from and then brought onstage a woman who had learned English from watching her TV show. The woman, named Ekhlas Ahmed, is a refugee from Darfur, Sudan who came to the U.S. with her family when she was 12. She's now an English teacher studying to get her Master's degree. Grab some tissues, you're going to need them.

After speaking to Ekhlas Ahmed on stage, Ellen informs her that she's going to sell the calendar the teacher and her students made in the official Ellen store. Ellen then tells Ahmed that with the help of Shutterfly, she was paying off the the teacher's student debt, to the tune of $22,000. And now everyone is crying happy tears.

In a leading candidate for "favorite video you've ever seen," a little girl met a broken water heater on the curb. Yes, she "met" it. Because to her, those big, round sockets looked just like the eyes of WALL-E. And since kids are better than adults at technology—and this kid's seeing an autonomous android in a water heater—maybe Kellyanne Conway's microwave comments make a little more sense now. Everything's a robot.

Kids these days! Watching movies on their iPads, suing Donald Trump over climate change, recognizing robots and hugging them instead of fearing them.

Back in my day, we would have run from the robot. Kid, take me to the 22nd century.

This t-shirt that’s for sale in the Trump Tower gift shop in New York City makes absolutely no sense.

Politico's chief Washington correspondent Edward-Isaac Dovere tweeted the picture of the t-shirt, which reads "shut the fake up media."

Wait. Is the shirt meant to say, "Shut up the fake media" or perhaps "Shut the fake media up"? Is it meant to be some kind of word play on "Shut the f*** up, media"? In that case, the shirt is missing a comma. No matter what the intention was for this t-shirt, something definitely got lost in translation.

Of course, Twitter had a few thoughts (and a few jokes) on the matter:

Hey, Donald Trump hardly makes sense when he speaks, so why should his merchandise be any different?

The cast of TheFresh Prince of Bel-Airreunited on Carlton's Instagram on Monday, and if you're not pining for the original Aunt Viv, the only one missing is the late Uncle Phil. James Avery, the actor who played that stern father figure with a heart of gold, passed away in 2013.

From left to right, that's Ashley, Carlton, Hilary, Will, the second (and best) Aunt Vivian, and Geoffrey. In the real world, they're known as Tatyana Ali, Alfonso Ribeiro, Karyn Parsons, Will Smith, Daphne Maxwell Reid, and Joseph Marcell.

For comparison, here's a promo shot from the glory days (and no, I don't remember the episodes with that child).

Don't get too excited, because Alfonso Ribeiro already explained why there will never be an onscreen reunion:

"Since the passing of my favorite dad in the world, ever on TV, James Avery...the chances of a Fresh Prince coming back together will not happen. I don't think we feel as a cast that we would do even our fans justice," he told E! in 2014.

"We all felt like he was the centerpiece or the nucleus of that show. Without him, it just doesn't work. So even if the whole cast comes to support me on the show, we're not looking for that to happen. And that's OK."

By the way, here's a really old quote from the original Aunt Viv about Will Smith: "There will never be a reunion... as I will never do anything with an asshole like Will Smith." Oh, Aunt Viv. You've already been replaced!

Twitter spiraled into madness on Monday night after Bon Appétit tweeted out a recipe for something called "hand salad."

It appears that "hand salad" is a fancier name for lettuce leaves dipped in dressing. Twitter users had a lot of feelings about it.

Some had fun giving fancy names to other foods.

Some saw hand salad as an excuse to get lazy while prepping for dinner parties.

Others were angry at its very existence.

Or angry that the internet was yelling about lettuce.

Who knew that hand salads had such a rich and storied past?

Many thought that "hand salad" sounded like a term for... something else.

Say what you will about hand salad, but the Bon Appétit Twitter is something to be celebrated.

18 shoppers were injured on Saturday when a 150-foot escalator malfuctioned at the Langham Place shopping mall in Hong Kong. In the middle of a busy shopping day, the device suddenly started moving backwards at twice its normal rate, piling up shocked riders at the base. Stomach-churning video of the incident was caught on security cameras, and has gone viral on social media.

Here's another angle:

Investigators believe that simultaneous failures of a damaged driving chain and a braking device allowed the accident to occur. Amazingly, the escalator had just passed a biannual safety inspection last week, on March 23. Evidently, that inspection was not very thorough.

Two technicians have been arrested in connection with the incident, and charged with obstruction of justice. Even if they're found not guilty, chances are they're going to be out of a job.

Twitter is sharing those little things that got on their moms' nerves, like probably having their pet peeves broadcasted on the internet.

Journalist Carl Anka posed the question in honor (well, honour) of Mother's Day in the UK, and Twitter delivered.

Some moms just can't stand certain forms of entertainment.

Other moms get annoyed by certain dining practices.

Moms just want the truth.

Moms know things we don't.

(5"9 woman here: Lauren's mom GETS IT.)

Mother knows best.

Brianna Wu, a Democratic candidate for Congress, is best known as "a prime target of Gamergate," a sexist hailstorm that led her to receive hundreds of death threats for merely posting a meme on Twitter. So Wu understands the power of trolls on Twitter, and she has years of experience shooting them down.

That brings us to the United controversy, when United Airlines refused to let two young girls board a flight while wearing leggings. As internet outrage mounted at the situation, United defended their position. "UA shall have the right to refuse passengers if they are not properly clothed via our Contract of Carriage," they tweeted, over and over and over again.

They later seemed to pivot, clarifying that the travelers were "pass travelers," or family members of United employees subject to a stricter dress code.

Here's where Brianna Wu comes in, tweeting a reasonable defense of leggings.

And here's where another tweeter, an "occasional airline pilot," stepped in to mansplain. And Wu was quick to point out the mansplanation. Well, it would have been mansplaining, if this tweeter hadn't been... actually... a woman. Woops.

Wu quickly called out this oversimplified explanation of the situation in a few now-deleted tweets.

"The line for men explaining things to me on Twitter is over there," responded Brianna Wu, unknowingly tweeting at a woman named Quincy Fleming.

The question is... can a woman mansplain? It's not like United Airline's policy is any less of a "weird sexualization" of children thanks to the "pass travel" rules, right? After all, the dad of the two girls was wearing shorts—so it doesn't seem like a matter of wearing formal attire, but some sort of bizarre anti-legging crusade.

So Wu could have been completely aware of the rules Fleming pointed out when making her point, in which case, yeah, Fleming's was an annoying response à la mansplaining.

But Fleming definitely had the last word.

Paris Jackson and her big brother Prince just got adorable matching tattoos.

Michael Jackson's two eldest children definitely love getting inked, and both have many tattoos in addition to this latest one. Paris, 18, got the yang symbol on the back of her leg, while Prince, 20, got a yin in the same spot. Paris uploaded a picture of the fresh ink onto her Instagram with a sweet message explaining why it was important for her and her sibling to get the complimentary tattoos.

/yin/ [in Chinese philosophy] the passive female principle of the universe, characterized as female and sustaining and associated with structure, night, the moon, fluidity, calmness, the earth, darkness, cold, death, and ascends energy. /yang/ the active male principle of the universe, characterized as male and creative and associated with function, the sky and sun, speed, expression, heaven, heat, light, birth, and descends energy.

sometimes i feel like my big brother and i always think the same thoughts, he just doesn't have a filter and always vocalizes them 😂 though total opposites, like my gooko and i, the inseparable yin and yang work together finding and causing balance within each other. matchies with my bestie @princejackson! ❤️

While in the tattoo parlor, Prince also completed a very intricate armor inspired piece that covers his arm, shoulder and chest.

So when is Blanket going to be old enough to get in on this matching tattoo action?

Kourtney Kardashian made a lot of Instagram commenters angry over the weekend when she posted these photos of her two youngest kids, Penelope and Reign Aston Disick, sitting on top of a Mercedes Benz.

The car clearly wasn't moving, so the kids weren't in danger.

But, of course, because it's the internet, people still found a reason to be upset. Many thought that by posting pictures of her car, Kourtney Kardashian was showing off how rich she is.

And what's the best way to show you're upset? Leave angry comments on a celebrity's Instagram!

My, my, we're all feeling salty today, aren't we? Well, I guess the best way to show the Kardashians you hate them and don't care about them is to take time out of your day to comment on their Instagrams.

Seeing the Trump brothers, Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr., you might think that they're stereotypical "bad guys" (or bad hombres, if you will). They're sons of and cohorts with Donald Trump, a man whose presidential approval rating just keeps dropping. They dress and style their hair like the guys in American Psycho, and they even hunt big game. They've checked off a lot of villain boxes.

It's easy to think that in the world of wizard Harry Potter, the Trump brothers would be put into Slytherin, the house at Hogwarts where students who generally grow up to be evil are placed. Slytherin is the house of Potter's enemy, Draco Malfoy, and its symbol is a snake.

But hold your horses (or whatever magical creatures)—Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling has a really good explanation for why Eric and Donald Jr. would never be placed in Slytherin. The reason is that they wouldn't even be invited to Hogwarts School in the first place.

Rowling responded to a tweet implying that Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr. are Slytherin-material by writing, "You've got to get the letter before you put on the hat." Meaning, you've got to be invited before you get to attend the school, and in J.K. Rowling's mind, the Trump brothers just don't have what it takes.

Update 3/28 3:00 pm:

Bill O'Reilly has apologized for his comments in a statement, according to CNN's Tom Kludt:

"As I have said many times, I respect Congresswoman Maxine Waters for being sincere in her beliefs. I said that again today on Fox & Friends calling her 'old school.' Unfortunately, I also made a jest about her hair which was dumb. I apologize."

Original article:

On Monday night, Congresswoman Maxine Waters (D—California) took to the House floor to explain why her opposition to President Donald Trump is not anti-American or unpatriotic, but actually in defense of democracy and American ideals.

All Bill O'Reilly saw was her hair.

The Fox News host joined Fox & Friends to react to the clip of Congresswoman Waters:

"I didn't hear a word she said, I was looking at the James Brown wig!" said Bill O'Reilly, to tortured laughs from his co-hosts.

"You can't go after a woman's looks, I think she's very attractive," offered Ainsley Earhardt.

To that, O'Reilly responded,"I didn't say she wasn't attractive—I love James Brown!"

Here's the full clip:

Bill O'Reilly, no stranger to open ignorance, quickly found himself trending thanks to his rude, racist, sexist remark about Maxine Waters' hair. Here are some of the most salient explanations of his ignorance.

Nor is this the first time Waters has been the subject of a GOP star's painful ignorance:

Donald Trump Jr. hasn't even had the self-respect to delete the 2011 tweet, in which he apparently confused Congresswoman Maxine Waters for Congresswoman Frederica Wilson while making a sexist attack.

We won't hold our breath for an apology.