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Guy finds out strangers have been holding a drinking contest in his honor for 14 years.

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Losing your wallet is one of the worst feelings ever. But once you get past the initial panic and dread of having to replace your license and credit cards, you tend to forget about it and move on. That is, unless a random internet stranger reaches out to you about it 14 years later.

That's what happened to Twitter user Tim Burrows. He was recently contacted by someone he didn't know, a man named Giles, who asked him if he had ever lost his wallet at the UK's Reading music festival.

Tim posted screenshots of their conversation over Facebook messenger to Twitter:

Giles explained that some friends of his found Tim's lost wallet at Reading back in 2003, and before handing it into the lost and found, one of them "'burrowed' a 10er" and bought as many White Lightning ciders as he could. The group of friends now hold an annual cider drinking contest which they have named "The Timothy Burrows Challenge."

Giles has apparently been messaging every Timothy Burrows he can find in an effort to track down the one who lost his wallet and unwittingly inspired an annual cider drinking tradition.

Naturally, Twitter is delighted by this story.

Though, of course, some were skeptical.

I for one am choosing to believe it's real, because what's life if you don't believe that magic can happen? Long live the Timothy Burrows Challenge!

I hope to raise my kids to be as great as I say they are on social media.

Teen goes viral with photos of what really happens in a gender neutral bathroom.

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Choosing which bathroom to useseems simple enough: use whichever bathroom corresponds with your gender and/or whichever bathroom you want. But unfortunately, some people (ahem, GOP) have opinions about which bathrooms transgender people are allowed to use, creating a fierce political debate and a nightmare for trans people (especially trans kids).

Gender neutral bathrooms seem like a quick solution to the problem. More and more institutions—especially colleges and universities—are beginning to have them.

But what really happens when people of all genders converge in the SAME bathroom? Well, a 19-year-old student named "Juju" recently found herself in this exact scenario and documented it in a series of photos. Please keep in mind, these photos are extremely NOT graphic and NOT shocking and are VERY Safe for Work.

The photo series begins innocently enough, with a classic bathroom selfie.

Nothing to see here. Just a girl alone in a bathroom. But you'll notice something different in photo #2.

That's right, a second person has entered the bathroom. Wearing an adorable red jumpsuit no less. But wait, it gets even crazier!

It looks like a third person has entered the picture. There are now THREE PEOPLE IN THIS BATHROOM. And we're not even done yet!!! Are you ready?

Wow, just, WOW. Five friends hanging out, looking fly and otherwise minding their own business in a bathroom???? Not in MY America!

Juju, whose full name is Julissa Emille, shared the photos on Twitter last Wednesday this explanation:

"A gender neutral bathroom but every time I take a picture more queer people get in the photo," she wrote. Since tweeting the pics a week ago, they have shared over 22 thousand times.

Emile, who studies at Wheelock College in Boston, was visiting the University of Illinois at Chicago for a poetry slam competition with her friends last week when they ended up, one by one, in this bathroom, Buzzfeed reports. According to Emile, everyone in the photos does identify as queer.

"Personally, I think gender-neutral bathrooms are a necessity," she told Buzzfeed. "Everyone deserves the right to exist in a public space."

She even took some follow-up photos in other gender neutral bathrooms from her travels.

Twitter is loving the photo series and offering up some pretty great responses.

Well, we finally know what can happen in a gender neutral bathroom. Photo shoots.

Hide your kids. Hide your wife.

Closed RadioShack's Facebook page hurls F-bombs at customers, becomes internet legend.

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A Radio Shack in Reynoldsburg, Ohio closed down yesterday. Normally, this would not be news. But normally, a business doesn't announce that they will be closing like this:

We closed. Fuck all of you

Posted by RadioShack - Reynoldsburg, OH on Monday, April 17, 2017

"We closed. Fuck all of you," reads the salty announcement from someone who clearly just lost their job and no longer GAF.

The savage post catapulted the Facebook page to viral fame, having been shared more than 20,000 times and wracking up thousands of comments since it was posted at midnight yesterday.

But they weren't done trolling. Apparently after ruminating all night on just how much they hated that stupid job, someone followed up with this post at 11:22 am yesterday:

Always hated all you prick customers anyway.

Posted by RadioShack - Reynoldsburg, OH on Tuesday, April 18, 2017

"Always hated all you prick customers anyway," they wrote. This post of course went viral too.

But don't think that's all the shade they had left to throw. Because yesterday afternoon, the RadioShack made this their cover photo:

And then today, they got this new profile pic:

One explanation for all this is that RadioShack tends to hire especially salty employees, like the one who punched a customer in the face a few years ago for "being sarcastic."

But a much more likely explanation is that this Facebook account has been taken over by the ghost of late, great insult comic Don Rickles. Because this would make the most sense and is exactly what Don Rickles' ghost would do.

This is how Stephen Colbert bid farewell to 'landfill of angry garbage' Bill O'Reilly.

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On Wednesday, news broke that Bill O'Reilly would not be returning to Fox News. Pretty much everybody was happy about that, except for Stephen Colbert's ultra-conservative character, Stephen Colbert.

But Stephen Colbert (the right-wing pundit) is not the same as Stephen Colbert (the late night talk show host). In speaking to the audience, the real Stephen Colbert said on Wednesday night, “I owe a lot to Bill O’Reilly. I spent over nine years playing a character based largely on him ― and then 12 months in therapy to de-bloviate myself.”

Colbert brought up a statement made by Fox News referencing Bill O'Reilly's termination, which stated that “by ratings standards,” O’Reilly was “one of the most accomplished TV personalities in the history of cable news.”

Colbert's studio audience booed at this, but Colbert cut them off, saying, “No, no, no. By ratings standards, he is,” Colbert said. “By moral standards, he was a self-righteous landfill of angry garbage.”

Gwen Stefani got bangs and looks even more like an ageless fairy than usual.

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Gwen Stefani has always been a style chameleon and the singer just debuted her "bangin'" newest look on The Voice.

#GetTheLook last night’s #VoicePlayoffs ✌️ gwenstefani.com

A post shared by Gwen Stefani (@gwenstefani) on

Many women know the anxiety of committing to bangs, but Stefani has never shied away from a bold style choice.

Case and point ^.

Sure, the fringe may be one of those fancy, newfangled clip-ins, but if the bangs are fake, we never would know. They look pretty great!

Oh, and p.s.? Gwen Stefani is 47-years-old. THIS WOMAN DOES NOT AGE. Hey Gwen, can you direct us to whatever magical spring you drank out of that gave you everlasting youth?

Makeup artist Gregory Arlt is the man behind Gwen's new hairstyle.

Gwen Stefani uploaded a side by side comparison with her new 'do.

Which do you prefer?

@nbcthevoice @robzangardi @officialdanilohair @gregoryarlt @marielwashere #iloveplayingdressup gx #teamgwen

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Multi-tasking woman saves time by sending breakup text to four guys at once.

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Breakups are almost never easy. Whether you're the breaker-upper or the breaker-uppee, there's bound to be sadness and disappointment.

Unless, of course, you're not the sensitive type. Like this busy, on-the-go woman who sent a breakup text to FOUR GUYS at once, letting them know that she was actually getting back with her ex, and therefore cutting them all loose.

The text conversation, which was posted on Reddit by user magnetometers, shows a woman, identified only as A, sending a text to what is clearly a group of four people. Time-saving, yes. Smooth, not so much.

Her message reads,

Hey soo this isn't the message I guess you want to be getting but my ex contacted me again on the weekend and came to my work today and I have decided instead of breaking up we are going to give each other a second chance and start to date again and see what happens. I really don't know what else to say.

Well, an apology of sorts might be nice, but then again, I don't know the exact circumstances. At least one of the dudes was a little peeved, writing back, "Doing it via group message to all the guys you're talking to. Efficient I guess."

It's a helpful text, in that it not only lets the guys know that the woman is no longer available, but also lets them know there were four of them, in case they harbored the silly thought that there was only one. Now at least they can commiserate together, until they inevitably get a text from "A" reading, "Hey soo things with my ex didn't exactly work out so if any of you are up for a second go, hit me up."


Watch Korn's new 12-year-old bassist shred his face off during his tour debut.

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When I was 12-years-old, I spent most of my days playing Nintendo 64 and watching Big Brother behind my parent's backs. This is not the case for preteen Tye Trujillo, who just made his tour debut with the popular nu metal band Korn in Bogota, Colombia.

Casual.

Tye Trujillo is the son of Metallica bassist Robert Trujillo, so shredding is basically in his blood. And the 12-year-old didn't just inherit his father's luscious head of hair, he also adopted some of his dad's amazing skills.

Although both are pretty damn important.

According to the The Huffington Post, Tye Trujillo is not an official member of Korn quite yet, and is just filling in for the band's usual bassist Reggie "Fieldy" Arvizu on their Latin American tour.

Based on the sound of that crowd, Feildy may have some competition.

Sorry your birthday's on the one day everyone forgets everything.

Samantha Bee fixes Bill O'Reilly's 'apology' with a single tweet.

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Ever since it was announced on Wednesday that Bill O'Reilly had officially been let go from his position at Fox News, the whole internet has been aflutter with responses to the pundit's departure. But perhaps the best response came from late night host Samantha Bee.

After O'Reilly released a statement apologizing (if you could call it that), Samantha Bee took it upon herself to make some necessary edits.

Here's O'Reilly's original statement:

And here it is with Bee's changes:

Bee changed the sentence where Bill O'Reilly said his show "informed and entertained millions of Americans" to say the show "lied to and entertained millions of Dads."

Bee also edited the part where O'Reilly said, "It is tremendously disheartening that we part ways due to completely unfounded claims," to read, "It is tremendously disheartening to finally get in trouble for being a sexual predator."

Samantha Bee isn't the only late night host chiming in about O'Reilly's departure. Stephen Colbert's conservative pundit character made a return to The Late Showto bid a fond farewell to "Papa Bear," and Trevor Noah did a segment about O'Reilly on The Daily Show.

Sarah Palin brought her worst friends to the White House and Twitter went nuts.

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On Wednesday, April 19, President Donald Trump invited former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin for dinner and a photo op at the White House. It was a great chance for them to reminisce about how in 2008, she was considered too inexperienced and uninformed to be vice president, and yet he's the president somehow. Trump also invited Palin to bring along some friends, so she called up the two hippest musicians she knows, Kid Rock and Ted Nugent. Yee-haw!

A great night at the White House. Thank you to President Trump for the invite! 🇺🇸

Posted by Sarah Palin on Thursday, April 20, 2017

As you can see from Palin's photos, they had a grand day.

They marveled at the White House kitchen menu.
Trump showed off his "listening to a woman" face.
Then Jared Kushner demonstrated the unassuming charm he used to get Steve Bannon fired.

They all posed for a very natural portrait.

Nugent and Kid Rock can't stand too close or their dumb hats will start fighting.

The true highlight of the day came when the three right-wing amigos spotted the official White House portrait of Hillary Clinton. They couldn't resist having a bit of fun with it.

Nugent's posing as if to say, "Remember when I called for her to be killed? What a rascal I am!"

Needless to say, these photos caused the world of social media to have a fit. Here are the funniest tweets we could find.

Donald Trump is freaking out on Twitter over whether the Patriots like Obama more than him.

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Standing on the brink of military confrontation with North Korea and a potential campaign in Syria, President Donald Trump is focused on what matters: the New England Patriots' visit to the White House.

The New England Tom Bradys visited the White House on April 19th to celebrate their Super Bowl win, with some notable absences. Namely: Tom Brady, who cited "family matters."

Those "family matters" are likely his wife Gisele Bünchen's conscience. On the very day that Tom Brady was supposed to visit the White House, the supermodel tweeted out an exciting message about the upcoming anti-Trump Climate March.

The "failing" New York Times tweeted out side-by-side photos of the Patriots' party with Obama versus their's with Trump, and it couldn't help but remind people of the inauguration.

"This is the largest amount of football players at the White House in history, PERIOD," Sean Spicer screams into the mirror.

Now, the New England Patriots' Twitter account jumped in with some context, and there was a 99% chance they did so at the request of Donald Trump.

The New York Times then jumped in with more context for their context.

The New England Patriots had to jump to the Bush era to make the photo seem normal.

Donald Trump dedicated his morning toilet tweetstorm to bashing the New York Times for their tweets.

But, as the Patriots would say, this tweet "lacks context."

While it's awesome that Donald Trump got to meet a similar amount of Patriots staff, players literally made PSAs about why they didn't want to meet him. Watch former player Chris Long speak up about what he wants his son to see:

And the ones who did go to the White House didn't even give Donald Trump their autographs, it seems in the tweet below. They probably knew that Trump would try to sell it on eBay for millions.

Looks like the Patriots can be real patriots.

'Unicorn frappuccino hair' is now a thing and this has officially gotten out of hand.

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Okay, let's talk about this crazy "unicorn" trend. In the past year or so, everything from unicorn eyeliner, to unicorn hair, to, yes, even unicorn horn dildos have been taking social media by storm, and at this point, the phenomenon is a feeling a little less ~magical~ and more overdone.

Unicorns= $$$

Starbucks is the latest brand to hop on the sparkly unicorn-drawn bandwagon by debuting their new "unicorn frappuccino," because if you really want to live that unicorn life, it's not enough just to enjoy unicorn inspired things, you must also literally consume them.

*Starbucks unicorn frappuccino not made from real unicorns.*

Damn, there is enough food dye in that thing to make your poop unicorn colored, too. What does it even taste like? Dreams and glitter?

Now two hair stylists are taking on the challenge of making "unicorn frappuccino hair" the most Instagram-able trend yet. Living in 2017 is exhausting.

St. Louis based hair stylist Caitlin Ford, who specializes in vivid hair color, is the woman behind this bright, bold unicorn frappuccino hair. She used Lime Crime's Unicorn Hair Dye for the impressive color.

Kelly Woodford of Winnipeg, Canada gives a completely different take on hair inspired by Starbucks' new calorie bomb.

She even styled the freshly-dyed locks into a shape reminiscent of the beverage .

UNICORN FRAPPUCCINO?! UNICORN HAIR!!! Stay tuned tonight for a hilarious video!!! Ps. My clients are amazing. @kianarae96

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So, why are we all suddenly so obsessed with unicorns? Is the current political climate making us all regress into the child versions of ourselves because we seek the comforts of our simple pasts? Are we living out Lisa Frank fantasies later in life because brands better understand that nostalgia is a huge marketing opportunity? Or could it be that unicorn stuff is just really, really pretty?

Who knows, but it seems that we are just about burnt out on the unicorn trend. Perhaps is won't be long before these fads, like the mystical unicorn itself, will cease to exist.

Happy Delivery Guy Appreciation Day.


I make my own blend of wine by mixing my wine with wine my friend didn't finish.

Katy Perry accused of sacrilege for a joke she made on Instagram.

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Normally when Katy Perry is causing a ruckus on social media, it's because she got a new haircut or responded to dating rumors. On Wednesday night, however, Perry posted a controversial Instagram that led to full-on outrage in the comments section.

Perry posted an image of the Hindu goddess Kali with the caption, "current mood."

current mood

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Some Instagram commenters were not pleased. They accused Perry of disrespecting the Hindu goddess Kali, who is considered a divine protector of the Hindus, and for offending her Indian fans.

Some people thought the Instagram was so offensive to the Hindu religion that Perry should remove it. They took to the comments to let her know.

Others defended the singer, arguing that it didn't seem like she meant the picture of the goddess to be offensive.

Whether or not you think Perry's Instagram was offensive, there is one thing we know for sure: The internet will never agree on anything.

Writer analyzes Melania Trump's photos and finds this disturbing pattern.

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Who is Melania Trump?

She is the first lady, but she doesn't live in the White House. She is rumored to be miserable, according to Us Weekly, and pictures and GIFs of her and Donald suggest a complicated relationship.

Writer Kate Imbach analyzed the photos Melania Trump has taken and tweeted in order to try and unlock some clues about what the first lady is like.

Imbach comes to some pretty harrowing conclusions, calling the fist lady a "fairytale prisoner by choice."

“I noticed that in the three-year period between June 3, 2012 and June 11, 2015 she tweeted 470 photos which she appeared to have taken herself,” Imbach writes. “I examined these photographs as though they were a body of work.”

In the three year period, Melania Trump only posted one picture of her and Donald. The photo is almost entirely of Donald, as she's covered by a shadow at the bottom of the frame.

There is only one photo of her and Barron.

“It was also the only occasion when she posted a photograph of his whole face,” Imbach explains. “She disguised him the same way she disguised herself, in the little boy-version of her big sunglasses—ski goggles.”

Kate Imbach concludes that Melania Trump "wants to protect him" and to her, "protection means hiding."

Melania Trump's photos are taken from car windows, towers, and airplanes. Isolated from the outside world.

Imbach tallied them up: Melania Trump had posted 74 pictures of her view from Trump Tower, 57 photos from inside cars and 67 from her private plane.

Even her selfies are blurred and obscured.

Some might say the rest of the photos are pretty sad. Not SAD! like Donald Trump, but "sad," like, true human emotions.

Imbach really goes after Melania Trump, calling her "the woman least fit for public service in the entirety of the United States of America":

We all have a tendency to repeat the same imagery in our photography. It’s part of having an eye. But, knowing what we know now, that these photographs were taken by a woman who is shirking the responsibilities of first lady in favor of suing the Daily Mail over the damage they’ve done to her “brand” by claiming she was once an escort, a woman who has the nerve to refuse to leave her home, even though that refusal comes with a $50 million annual government handout for her security costs, these photographs take on a darker edge.

They appear to be the documentation of changing seasons by a doomed recluse.

Let the world fall down around her—she’s not going anywhere.

Read the whole piece about Melania Trump's photos over at Medium.

Let's get together for a lunch or two this 4/20.

World's most industrious stoner shows you 100 ways to get high.

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Today is 4/20, a.k.a. Christmas for stoners, and WatchCut Video wants to show you 100 different ways to smoke weed. Don't try this at home, folks, especially if your home is not in Maine, Massachusetts, Colorado, Alaska, Nevada, Oregon or Washington.

Joint? Psh. Bong? Amateur hour. This woman smoked weed out of a BLOCK OF CHEDDAR CHEESE, DAMN IT. She turned an entire farm stands worth of produce into pipes! She somehow managed to improve pizza, an already perfect food, by smoking weed out of it.

https://www.someecards.com/sympathy-cards/happy-delivery-guy-appreciation-day-420-funny-ecard/

One-hundred hits later, we can only assume this queen ate a bunch of chips (or perhaps some chocolate covered pickles?) and took a well-deserved long nap. That high should last her until the next 4/20.

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