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Americans are pooping in their honey pots after learning Winnie the Pooh is actually ​*gasp​* a girl bear.

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Americans (and anyone else deeply invested in Christopher Robin and friends) can't get over the fact that Winnie the Pooh is actually *gasp* a girl bear! Does that make you feel differently about the no-pants situation?

https://twitter.com/BBCiWonder/status/664019417962053633

It's weird that this is suddenly making waves, because it is a matter of public record that the character of Winnie the Pooh was based on author A.A. Milne's son Christopher Robin's teddy bear. That teddy bear was named after an actual female black bear purchased by Lt. Harry Colebourne, who brought the bear to London from Canada during World War I, naming her "Winnie," after Winnipeg.

https://twitter.com/Silly_Ques/status/664010658485112833

So, she's also technically Canadian, eh. Here's the lieutenant and lady bear:

Is he pouring soda in her mouth?

Canadians have known that the gluttonous honey-muncher is a woman for years, mostly because they were all forced to watch this informative video at some point:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVhxrgMcZm8

Of course, the character in the books is referred to as "he." Almost all of the characters in A.A. Milne's books are, except for Kanga:she's a mom. The reactions to Winnie's historical gender switch are varied, but this about sums it up:

https://twitter.com/leiaj/status/663452917702217728

This is like The Berenstain bears all over again. Are no fictional bears to be trusted?


A senator told men to "sometimes just shut the hell up." They didn't like it.

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On Monday night's Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Senator Claire McCaskill was somehow suckered into giving a minute-and-a-half satirical monologue about "things men can shut up about now," that will probably make her the target of angry misogynist trolls for weeks. In it, she politely covers a list of things that are clearly meant to be jokes, but she slips in "what women do with their bodies."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yzGA_glnkM

Once you mention #GamerGate, the creeps are on high alert to tweet at you! McCaskill is a longtime supporter of abortion rights, and seems to also have a pretty good perspective on the hate that is already trickling her way, probably because her position on a woman's right to choose has put her in the spotlight for awhile:

https://twitter.com/clairecmc/status/664124609663496193

And plenty of people are chiming in on either side, with both vitriolic anger and laugh/crying emojis:

https://twitter.com/andizeisler/status/664121824066691073https://twitter.com/CecileRichards/status/664105652696969217https://twitter.com/20committee/status/664073921461907457https://twitter.com/WayneDupreeShow/status/664131439185661953https://twitter.com/rsa/status/664103706938462209

Some people can't take a joke. You decide who.

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Watch Caitlyn Jenner's 'Glamour' Woman of the Year speech and find out why she hadn't been on a plane in a year.

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At last night's Glamour Women of the Year Awards, Caitlyn Jenner was awarded the top honor for her transgender advocacy work. She came to the stage and announced, "Well let me first say, getting up those stairs in this dress is more difficult than hurdling." From there, Jenner reflected on coming out (which she says has been "the most eye-opening experience" of her life), her role models, and her family. She also explains why she stopped going on planes for a year. Humor, wisdom, and interesting anecdotes all in seven minutes? That's a solid speech. Is it too late for her to host this year's Golden Globes instead of Ricky Gervais?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1Tf17RmoTc

'Star Wars' fan dies days after cast, fellow fans succeed in getting him early screening.

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When fans go to see Star Wars: Episode VII this winter, there may be one more glowing blue presence watching over them next to Yoda, Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker: Star Wars superfan Daniel Fleetwood. Daniel succumbed to spindle cell sarcoma, a rare form of cancer, just five days after being granted his dying wish to see The Force Awakens on November 5.

https://twitter.com/pandorashley/status/659561413975805953

Disney and J.J. Abrams screened an unfinished cut for him after his family, cast members and the Internet rallied to bring attention to his cause, #ForceForDaniel. He was 32.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10101585993219058

His wife Ashley, who launched the campaign to get him to see the movie, wrote this caption to the above photo:

Daniel put up an amazing fight to the very end. He is now one with God and with the force. He passed in his sleep and in peace. He will always be my idol and my hero. Please hug uncle Marc for me and give Lucy lots of kisses. Rest in peace my love. This was the last selfie we ever took together.‪#‎forcefordaniel‬

Fleetwood was told by his doctors in July that he had two months to live, which is when he expressed his wish to see the film before he died, and his wife began the campaign. In addition to seeing the film, an outpouring of support from fans of all stripes arrived to comfort Daniel in his final days, which Ashley made clear was a tremendous help as the painful disease, which attacks connective tissue, entered its final stage.

#ForceForDaniel, 501st Legion visits terminally ill fan
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10101585830031088https://www.facebook.com/ashleycohagan/posts/10101585109360318

Speaking to KPRC-TV recently, Daniel said "Judging by how progressive the disease has gotten in the past two months I really don't think that I'll be able to make it [to December]. I just love Star Wars... with everything I got, I love Star Wars." Moved by his story, cast members like Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, Peter Mayheew, John Boyega, and Daisy Ridley all supported him on social media, to advocate for him seeing the movie and then to mourning his passing.

https://twitter.com/HamillHimself/status/662384816864649216https://twitter.com/JohnBoyega/status/664084083505545216https://twitter.com/TheWookieeRoars/status/664063966436397056https://www.instagram.com/p/9ncL0NFE6A/?taken-by=daisyridley

As much as this story reminds one that cancer is an a-hole and life should never be taken for granted, it's also a testament to the community of Star Wars fans and the enduring power imbued in that galaxy far, far away—something that comes not from George Lucas or J.J. Abrams, but from all those who visited it together. Let's also remember how hard his wife Ashley worked to help Daniel achieve his dream, and help her by donating to their GoFundMe page to help alleviate the insane medical costs of dying of cancer in a universe without medical droids.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGbxmsDFVnE

Well-meaning nurses try to do 'Frozen' sing-along with sick girl and it's an adorable mess.

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These nurses tried to do a Frozen sing-along for a little girl with cancer, and although it was kind of a sh*tshow, they get an A for effort. Millie is a 3-year-old girl who has been diagnosed with Neuroblastoma, a "cancer of specialised nerve cells involved in the bodies development." Her parents are documenting her story with a Facebook page called "Millie's Journey" and raising money for her treatment with a crowdfunding campaign. Last week, they posted a video of Millie's nurses serenading her with a rendition of "Let It Go" from Frozen. Not everyone sings on key or knows the lyrics, one of the nurses leaves about 30 seconds into the routine, and Millie doesn't really sing along with the microphone she's given, but hey, at least they tried, dammit!

https://www.facebook.com/milliesjourney3/videos/vb.472293072931154/509839655843162/?type=2&theater

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Your parents' worst nightmare about teens is true: over 100 students caught in 'sexting ring.'

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Your grandfather who complains about "the youths of today" will also get to say "I told you so" this Thanksgiving. An actual "sexting ring" was found (and subsequently busted) at a Colorado high school. Over 100 students were found exchanging naked photos on their smartphones in Cañon City, Colorado. 

Students as young as 13 were selfie-ing like super spies, using "secret vault" apps so adults wouldn't find out about the pictures. These apps have fronts that look like other apps, such as the iPhone calculator, but grant access into their storage and sending capabilities when a passcode is punched in. 

https://twitter.com/ColoradoReport/status/664113174791061504

Fremont County District Attorney Tom LeDoux said that they will only press charges if it seems "absolutely necessary." The case is complicated, because possessing explicit photos of minors is a felony in Colorado, but the law has only functioned to protect kids from adult exploitation. There isn't yet a case on the books where the perpetrators are kids themselves. 

"Consenting adults can do this to their hearts' content," LeDoux said. "[But] if the subject is under the age of 18, that's a problem." 

Be careful, kids. Meaning: just use Snapchat. 


9 juicy quotes from celebs on filming sex scenes with a real-life significant other.

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Filming a steamy scene with someone you're in a relationship with seems like it would be an intensely uncomfortable, possibly mortifying experience. Which is why when celebrities do it, people want to know all the details. It's the price of fame and filming a sex scene with your hot spouse who also has fame. Here are nine juicy quotes about what it was like to film a sex scene with a significant other.

1. Angelina Jolie on directing husband Brad Pitt while simultaneously co-starring in a sex scene with him for By the Sea:

As a director I had to be very sure, very strong in opinion, stable. My character? She shouldn’t direct anything. Not even traffic. She’s a mess. The duality — being a director, then having to become a person that vulnerable — would often be hard. There’s a whole reel of me calling “Cut!” If a doctor saw it, I’d be put on medication. I’m hysterically crying and then calling “Cut!” or during a sex scene I am calling “Cut!” on Brad. You had to laugh at how bizarre it was.


2. Aubrey Plaza on being directed by boyfriend Jeff Baena during a sex scene with costar Dane DeHaan for zombie film Life After Beth:

The only weird thing was — and it wasn’t even weird, which is why it was weird — was all of the making out with Dane stuff. In my head, I was like, This is gonna be weird, I wonder how this is gonna go. [Jeff and I] never talked about it. We were never like, “Oh, in the scenes where I have to have sex with Dane, is it going to be weird?” And we did one take where Dane and I are really going at it and [Jeff] was like, “Cut.” In my head I was like, Oh my God, he’s gonna be weird about this and everyone was kind of quiet, and he walked over to me and was like, “Do you think you could get more into it and maybe moan a little bit louder and just kind of amp it up?” And I was like, “Copy that, you want me to moan louder? Okay, I can do that for you.” And then Molly [Shannon] and John [C. Reilly] were like, “You guys have a really weird relationship.”’ And later that night I was like, “Is it weird for you to direct me making out with other guys?” And his response was like, “You know my feeling: You’re going to be doing it anyway so I might as well be supervising it,” which I think is a great attitude to have.


3. Married couple Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally on filming a hate sex scene in a diner as their Parks and Recreation characters Ron and Tammy:

N.O.: It was really good therapy, because in any relationship you have love times and you have who-didn’t-do-the-dishes times. We’ve worked together before in different ways, but we’ve never had the opportunity to be a team, and in that episode we were like a two-fisted weapon, battering comedy in the audience’s face. 
M.M.: We basically destroyed the diner. We ran the gamut of wild, crazy, exhibitionist sex acts and screaming at the other patrons, throwing things, berating the manager and … 
N.O.: We actually tore the table off the wall. 
M.M.: That was kind of an accident. [Laughs.] When we screech into the motel parking lot, that was the first shot on the first day, six o’clock on Monday morning. We’re in that car and I was like, “I’m going to throw my bra out the window and take my top off as we run in.” I didn’t care. I didn’t know anybody. It’s not my set.


4. Kate Winslet on being directed by then-husband Sam Mendes in a steamy Revolutionary Road scene, as told by co-star Leonardo DiCaprio:

She was really worried that Sam wasn't bothered by the fact that his wife was making out with another guy right in front of her. I told her it was only acting, but she kept on saying, "This is really weird." When Sam started telling her exactly how to have sex with me she didn't like it at all. She was freaking out because she was supposed to be having sex with her best friend - me - while her husband directed. But I didn't find it weird at all. It didn't bother me, because that's part of acting.


5. Kristen Stewart on filming "grotesquely uncomfortable" vampire love scenes with then-bf Robert Pattinson:

On Twilight, we had to do the most epic sex scene of all time [when Bella Swan finally weds her handsome vampire]. It had to be transcendent and otherworldly, inhuman, better sex than you can possibly ever imagine, and we were like, “Fuck. How do we live up to that?” We were so self-consciously aware of that, me and Rob [Pattinson] and the producers. It was agony. Which sucks, because I wanted it to be so good. Other than that, sex scenes are the same as any other normal scene.


6. Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Philippe, who were married for eight years, on why their kids haven't seen Cruel Intentions:

They don't have any interest in seeing me in movies. It's weird for them. They're like, "This is so weird!" And especially seeing me and their dad having sex. It's so weird. Not interested.


7. Nicole Kidman on filming Eyes Wide Shut with then-husband Tom Cruise and director Stanley Kubrick:

People thought that making the film was the beginning of the end of my marriage, but I don't really think it was. Tom and I were close then, and it was very much the three of us. Onscreen, the husband and wife are at odds, and Stanley wanted to use our marriage as a supposed reality. That was Stanley: He used the movie as provocation, pretending it was our sex life -- which we weren't oblivious to, but obviously it wasn't us. We both decided to dedicate ourselves to a great filmmaker and artist.

Stanley had to coax me into some of the sexuality in the film in the beginning, but we shot things that were a lot more extreme that didn't end up in the movie. I did feel safe -- I never felt it was exploitive or unintelligent. He was very different with women than he was with men. He has daughters, so he was very paternal with me.


8. Anna Paquin on the totally normal experience of filming sex scenes with her actual husband for True Blood.

Maybe it should be weird, simulating sex with your husband in front of people? But it's really not. When it's a love scene with someone you actually love, there's no feeling like, "Can I touch him here? Can I touch him there?" You know what your boundaries are – or what they aren't, I suppose.


9. Andrew Garfield on how "terrifying" it felt to film the romantic scenes in The Amazing Spider-Man with then-girlfriend Emma Stone:

The romantic scenes are free-falling, as they should be. They were more frightening than swinging through the buildings, especially because it’s Emma and she’s terrifying!

Someone thought of a way to make Man Buns even more horrible.

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Have you, a man, been struggling to grow your hair out so you can put it in the wildly popular style known as the Man Bun? It's just a regular bun like Emily Dickinson had, but when it's on a guy's head it must be qualified with the word "man" or someone might feel emasculated. Frankly, this isn't a look everyone can achieve, even with years of dedicated growth. But if you have even a few little hairs that can sustain the weight of a ball of fake hair: Good news! You can now buy a clip-on man bun on Groupon:

Only $9.99!

Don't worry, they have it in blonde:

Great Photoshop job.

Redheads can GTFO. As you can imagine, people's response to this monstrosity has largely been unmitigated disgust:

https://twitter.com/pryan2112/status/664072330465947649

Look, if you decide you're ready to rock a man bun clip-on, go for it. They look so totally natural that no one will ever guess you're not actually this guy:

 

As the saying goes "Skies out Thighs out!" At 6'7" they don't make board shorts long enough anyways ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Loving my new apartment in LA!! Quick vid before I break in the new pool Hope Everyone is having a blessed day! The Best is Yet to Come! Never Settle!

Posted by Brock O'Hurn on Friday, July 18, 2014

Because man buns instantly make you into that guy.

Mom goes viral with intense YouTube rant about school drop-off etiquette.

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Jenny Ingram is a Seattleite, a mom of three, and most importantly, a vlogger. Her YouTube channel Jenny on the Spot features crafting tips, recipes, and hilariously angry rants about the countless frustrations of being a parent.

Recently, she tackled a constant source of frustration that enrages any parent who picks their kid up from school by car: drop-off etiquette. Specifically, the tendency of some parents (A.K.A. monsters) who refuse to pull their car up to the end of the line, forcing those behind them to wait needlessly. It's a thoughtless gesture that turns the faces of normally composed parents like Ingram into trembling, contorted masks of pure fury. Luckily, it's funny to watch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEqx3tnfiQw

If you're a parent, please pull forward. Think of the children. Actually, think of the parents. Their need is much greater.

A 4-year-old cancer survivor rocked her school's Superhero Day dressed as herself.

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Josie Kimberlin is a 4-year-old who was diagnosed with acute lymphoblastic leukemia in 2013. Thankfully, her cancer went into remission nine months after it was discovered. The night before Superhero Day at her school, she decided to go as herself. Her mother, Alyssa Butler, made the suggestion when they couldn't find any hero-themed clothes for her:

We were going through her closet the night before and she didn’t really have anything with any kind of superhero stuff on it, so I asked her, 'Do you just want to go as yourself? Because you know you’re mommy’s superhero.' And she just kind of ran with the idea and she loved it.

They created a cape for her that said "destroying cancer one day at a time." Butler has documented Josie's fight and might on a Facebook page called Josie's Journey. Her bravery in the face of adversity shows why she is her mother's hero:

My daughter has shown me how strong a child really is, how smart a woman really can be,
and how easy my heart is broken. The day I heard the news of my angel having cancer, I 
completely lost it. Shortly after I looked at her sweet smile, and realized that I have to stand up and be a stronger mother.

Josie and her mom.

 

Josie and her dad.

Josie is one superhero whose identity deserves to be known. Hopefully her cape will now be used solely as an inspiration to others, so she can get back to the business of being a regular kid again.

'Honest NYC Barbie' is the ultimate 20-something in NYC Instagram account.

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Honest NYC Barbie is full of images that encapsulate the whole "twentysomething in the city" thing, and it's sure to become a New York City icon just like Pizza Rat. Whether she's doing brunch, crossing the street when the law says not to, or having to pay the chill $116 for a monthly MetroCard, Honest NYC Barbie is a solid parody of/homage to New Yorkers. Here are some of her best shots:  

1. Barbie gets your #humidityproblems.

https://www.instagram.com/p/9W0_81ku7M/?taken-by=honestnycbarbie

 


2. Barbie gets your iced coffee addiction.

https://www.instagram.com/p/9W00VUEu66/?taken-by=honestnycbarbie

 


3. Barbie is also #wineobsessed. 

https://www.instagram.com/p/9W0Wpkku6D/?taken-by=honestnycbarbie

 


4. Barbie gets student loan problems.

https://www.instagram.com/p/9W0LOEku5g/?taken-by=honestnycbarbie

 


5. Barbie's all about bottomless brunch.

https://www.instagram.com/p/9Wz5S_Eu43/?taken-by=honestnycbarbie

 


6. Barbie knows to avoid Times Square.

https://www.instagram.com/p/9Wz0F2Eu4m/?taken-by=honestnycbarbie

 


7. Barbie has #umbrellaprobs.

https://www.instagram.com/p/9WzveOku4e/?taken-by=honestnycbarbie

 


8. Barbie lives by the bodega.

https://www.instagram.com/p/9WzqFLEu4V/?taken-by=honestnycbarbie

 


9. Barbie struggles with stilettos.

https://www.instagram.com/p/9W1R6bku7t/?taken-by=honestnycbarbie

 


10. Barbie gets stuck in grates, too.

https://www.instagram.com/p/9W1XVAEu72/?taken-by=honestnycbarbie

 


11. Barbie's jaywalking game is strong.

https://www.instagram.com/p/9W1NtsEu7k/?taken-by=honestnycbarbie

 


12. Barbie takes the subway.

https://www.instagram.com/p/9W1G1sEu7W/?taken-by=honestnycbarbie

Wanna feel like you’re about to die? Watch this GoPro video of a dude climbing the Eiffel Tower.

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This guy climbed the Eiffel Tower without a harness and recorded it on his GoPro in order to provide all of us with a good month's worth of nightmare fodder. His name is James Kingston, and he's a self-described "adventurer" who climbs a bunch of crazy stuff—including cranes in Dubai, the Wembley Arch, and chimneys in Germany. He did the tower climb last year with his photographer friend Esty, and just posted the video to YouTube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdHD8ZCIC_M&list=PLrEnWoR732-BHrPp_Pm8_VleD68f9s14-&index=10

According to James, the plan was to get tickets to the second platform and then start climbing out from one of the stairways. The tower was too busy for this plan to be successfully executed, though, so they just started scaling it from the ground. They started at 1 a.m. and were spotted by security after reaching the top platform. They found some holes in the framework to hide in for a while, and once security cleared out, walked around the top of the tower during sunrise. 

Once tourists started to visit around 9 a.m, they climbed down and met with the police. They were held for six hours and let go without charges. They just had to swear that they wouldn't climb the tower again in the next three years.

Please don't, guys. For the sake of our blood pressure. 

This girl just became the first transgender cheerleader at her high school.

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Anry Fuentes is 18 and a senior at Denair High School in California, where she is the first transgender person to be on the school's cheerleading team. Anry actually made the team in April when she was still identifying as a boy, using the name Henry. She eventually came out to cheerleading coach Robin Hilton, who has been very supportive, telling TODAY:

Our community has always accepted her from the very beginning. The squad has embraced her and they have been friends forever. Now that she finally feels happy and confident, she wants others to feel that way, too.

She certainly seems to have fans:

https://instagram.com/p/9h83zLFH0B/?taken-by=anryfuentes

Anry has said that the folks around her at Denair have been overwhelmingly supportive, but she still gets nervous about away games:

I was really nervous about what words to use, but the cheerleaders were super sweet, saying, 'We're proud of you, and we love you for who you are...Being at home is easy because you know the faces in the crowd, but at an away game, you don't know who's on the other side or if someone is going to say something. I get a little scared, but actually our away games have been really good. No one has said anything bad.

https://instagram.com/p/9feQK-lHzl/?taken-by=anryfuentes

Unfortunately, Anry's mom has been struggling with the idea. Anry first came out as gay, and when that didn't quite fit, realized she was transgender. She says her mom seems overwhelmed. Part of the reason Anry is coming out with her story is to help other young transgender people struggling with issues of acceptance. She loves cheerleading and has a found a place on the field where she can be herself, but hopes one day being transgender won't be so shocking that it needs to make the news:

It should be something normal, something no one really worries about. It should be all about just being another member of the team.

https://instagram.com/p/9PDHGFFHxC/?taken-by=anryfuentes

Rah rah rah!


Server writes an open letter to a jealous newlywed that refused to tip.

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Jessica Morris was recently serving a newlywed couple on the end of their honeymoon. When she returned after dropping off the check, she learned that instead of receiving a tip, she got a nasty little note. Morris, who is recently married herself, was stunned. Her husband is also a server at the restaurant, and was actually nearby when the incident occurred. Here's Jessica's account and perfect reply:

I don't typically talk about work this way, but this needs to be shown/addressed. Mainly because it's hysterical but partially because I'm offended lol 

Anywho, today I had a table of 4 come in. Two couples. The one told me they were there to celebrate part of their honeymoon, which I replied "oh I just got married last month, congratulations." I assumed they heard me, and we proceeded with the whole "what can I get you" yada yada yada. 

Well, as anyone SHOULD know, waitressing is a personable job. To make money you have to be nice, and show you personality. As all of you should know, since you know me, I'm a personable, sarcastic asshole in the nicest way possible. So ofcourse I let that shine in my job, and at EVERY table. 

So, this lady (Jenny) and her husband place their order and she asks me what my name is. I tell her "Jessica" she responds with, "oh, we don't really like that name. Can we call you Jess" and I laughed and said "yeah, you can call me anything you want. I'll even respond with asshole." In which her husband laughs and proceeds to call me that throughout the whole experience we had as server and guests. 

I assumed everything was fine, because they were laughing and having a good time. Well I cash out their check, tell them have a good night and to come back. When I come back from singing "happy birthday" to another guest, the couple and company have left, and on one ticket they tipped me $4, well Jenny decided I did not deserve a monetary tip, so she wrote me a nice note, with a $0 tip saying "he's my husband, find your own. Good luck. 

And I want to add, Jenny stole my one pen, which she knew was my last because I had apologized that I only had the one to share between the two tickets at the table.

Throwing some not-so subtle shade.

 So, Dear Jenny, 
I would like you to know, the server that was in the section across from mine, that I kept talking to and checking on throughout the time of you sitting at my table IS MY HUSBAND. Which I found on my own, and looks better than yours. Also, I would like you to know that I'm sorry MY HUSBAND treated me to a cruise for my honeymoon and not a restaurant. As well as, MY HUSBAND would never let me feel so insecure that I would feel the need to write such a terrible note to a server and make them feel the way you have. 
So Jenny, here's a life tip for you from me, your insecurity as a woman is heartbreaking. Have pride in yourself and your relationship with YOUR husband to where you don't need to put another down to bring yourself up. Especially a server who lives off her tips and needs them to help her husband pay bills. Also, Jenny, I hope you like the pen, because it's my present to you. One NEWLYWED to another. 

P.S - my husband said you can sit in his section next time that way you won't have to be so worried about your husband "flirting" with a server. Maybe you'll see his ring a little better than you saw mine.

Signed, Jessica
The woman you offended by thinking so lowly of, that I would attempt to flirt with a man who is with his wife.

Newlywed fight! Stiffing someone on a tip because you're jealous is about as low as it gets. The picture also clearly shows that Jessica is wearing both her engagement ring and wedding band. It feels like this mystery woman is going to be jealous of every other female she ever encounters while with her husband: the cashier at the grocery store, teachers, a doctor trying to give him urgent medical care. No one is safe. Sometimes jealousy drives people to leave hostile notes. And sometimes jealous people make t-shirts so everyone knows their spouse is taken.

Carrie Underwood lets her 10-month-old slobber all over her and it's disgustingly cute.

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Celebrity babies—they slobber just like regular babies. This Instagram video of country singer Carrie Underwood and her cute slobbery baby might remind you of a slobbery baby you've encountered in real life. Indeed, if you were ever a baby, famous or not, this video might even remind you of your younger, more slobbery self. Underwood shared this video yesterday, which shows her asking her 8-month old son Isaiah Michael for a kiss while maintaining a DGAF attitude regarding slobber. That's some loving mothering. The caption says, "Baby kisses are the best thing in the world...I'm so thankful for my sweet angel. He makes my life better in every way! #SoInLove #MomLife #Slobber."

https://www.instagram.com/p/940keWrqh0/

Aficionados of Underwood's Instagram feed know this is not an unprecedentedly cute post. In addition to this adorable slobbering baby, she also has two highly photogenic pups who she frequently photographs, as all celebrities are required to do. Because they owe it to us.

https://www.instagram.com/p/63YKzRrqpt/https://www.instagram.com/p/9hW-d_Lqrj/https://www.instagram.com/p/9hYqPorqvg/

The Rock posted a very cute baby announcement on Instagram to honor the ladies.

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The Rock smells what's cooking: a baby inside his girlfriend's belly. He and his singer-songwriter girlfriend Lauren Hashian announced they were having a baby in September and now they have an adorable update:

https://instagram.com/p/96Yl0Foh5K/?taken-by=therock

The caption reads:

I was raised by and live with amazing and strong women, so the universe felt we needed one more... IT'S A BABY GIRL!! THANK YOU guys so much for the awesome support and love you've sent@laurenhashianofficial and myself from around the world. We're so grateful for this blessing and thrilled to share the news with y'all. #BringOnMoreEstrogenInOurHome#MeAndPuppyHobbsAreTheOnlyDudes 
#2xProudPapaBear#JustOverHereMakingBabiesAndStuff#AndPalmingPregnantBellys 

The Rock loves women! But, like, respectfully. He's posted in the past about how women in his family have influenced him, particularly his grandmother:

https://instagram.com/p/1jmzqaIh55/

This is the couple's first child and if the pre-birth Instagrams are this cute we have high hopes for this content-uh, baby.

A child asked adults to light his cigarette for an experiment, and the results were horrifying.

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A 10-year-old asked adults to light a cigarette for him as part of a social experiment, and a surprising amount of people helped him out. The video was produced by Dennis Cee, a YouTube social experimenter who does some cool stuff that proves a point—such as "Would You Help A Blind Man?" and "Would You Help A Lost Child?"—but also does some obnoxious stuff where he annoys people until they punch him in the face—such as "Farting In The Hood Prank" and "Bust A Nut In The Hood Prank." It gets a bit manipulative and message-y, but the last interaction with a guy who had lung cancer is pretty crazy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ad9yaJUVk_4

This lingerie company just totally Photoshopped out womens' nipples. It's weird.

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Nipples sure are a problem! You could be like Instagram and ban them, or you could just be like this clothing purveyor and Photoshop out women's nipples entirely! It's unclear who did the Photoshopping—the online retailer who hosts the images, UTrendFashion, or the brand that manufactures the breast-displaying garments, Elegant Momentss. (Yes, that's the actual spelling. Someone apparently typed an extra "s" when filing their business paperwork and was just too lazy to change it.) Either way, go to UTrendFashion and you'll find many Elegant Momentss items that feature completely nipple-less women.

Warning: sorta NSFW pictures below. Technically, it's SFW because none of them have nipples, but that probably makes them even more NSFW than usual, because anyone who looks over at your computer will think you have some sort of no-nipple fetish.

The sexiest thing on a woman? Confidence. Confidence that her nipples will be Photoshopped away.

Breasts like two polished potatoes.

A fun way to learn something about your friends is to ask them what they find most offensive in this picture.

Let's give this one the benefit of the doubt and say that maybe her nipples are on the bottom of her breasts.

Goodbye, nipples. May you rest in peace.
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