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Khloé Kardashian revealed North West's nickname for her. Yes, it also starts with a K.

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Did you think that North West calls Khloé Kardashian"Aunt Khloé"? That's insane. She's the cool alt Kardashian, and she deserves a cool alt nickname. So what does the most famous baby call her mother's sister?

Khlo (another possible nickname for her) shared this photo yesterday of her nieces, Penelope and North, holding a copy of her new book Strong Looks Better Naked. She wrote: "I love my little ladies!! They were so excited and kept screaming 'KoKo!' 'KoKo!' North calls me 'KoKo Loco.'" Which means if you don't think of cool monikers for your relatives in time for Thanksgiving next week, you'll be outdone by a hip baby yet again.


9 times celebrities shut down tabloid rumors and were actually funny while doing it.

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Not only do celebrities have to deal with tabloids constantly spreading rumors about their personal lives, they also have a very high bar to meet when crafting their funny-but-deflective responses. The pressure, the layperson can imagine, is huge. Here are nine times when celebs rose to the occasion of being hilarious while shutting down what can best be described as "juicy gossip."

1. Ariel Winter described her very extravagant and entirely imaginary rumored wedding.

https://www.instagram.com/p/99fN0mkxaR/

When it was falsely reported that the 17-year-old Modern Family actress was going to marry boyfriend Laurent Claude Gaudette, Winter shared an Instagram post with fake details from her supposed nuptials: Oprah would be officiating, Drake would entertain, and a revived-from-the-dead Chopin would provide music.


2. Rihanna preempted pregnancy rumors by explaining her fear of big vaginas.

After Rihanna told The New York Times that she sometimes googles childbirth, her interviewer asked if that had anything to do with plans to get pregnant. Rihanna explicitly stated that it's just Internet research about "the size of certain things, and how much they expand, and then what happens after,"  before typing into her search bar "phobia of a big vagina" and "deep."


3. Taylor Swift denied she was dating any of her friends by calling the media "thirsty."

https://twitter.com/taylorswift13/status/541977994370502656?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

After grainy pictures surfaced that supposedly showed the singer making out with her bff, model Karlie Kloss, Swift asked the press to stop fueling rumors that she's romantically involved with anyone in her squad. It's what she wanted for her birthday.


4. Kristen Bell called out the "piece of shit" animal hospital worker who told a tabloid she hooked up with Dax Shepard on an exam table. 

A tabloid claimed the Veronica Mars star and her husband were caught engaging in inappropriate activities while their dog was at a vet appointment and then apologetically blamed the incident on her pregnancy horniness. Bell then wrote on WhoSay: "Haha this is gross. Obvi this never happened and if i ever WAS turned on around the smell of dog piss i certainly wouldn’t apologize for it! thanks to whichever dude at the Laurel Pet hospital had the integrity to make up and sell this story. You are a real piece of shit. See you never again!"


5. Kristen Stewart told a reporter who asked about her sexuality to google it.

An interviewer for Nylon asked the actress if she wanted to comment on her sexuality after her mom confirmed and then denied that Stewart was in a relationship with a woman. Stewart's accurate and to-the-point response: "Google me, I'm not hiding." If you follow up on Stewart's action plan, you'll find a lot of photos of her being cute with (alleged, but, like...) girlfriend Alicia Cargile.


6. Kylie Jenner showed that breast implant rumors were untrue through a video demonstration.

https://www.instagram.com/p/4Iowi2Mw60/

No, Kylie Jenner did not get breast implants. As you can see in this snap, "there's a whole lot of tape in here holding these up."


7. Calvin Harris disputed rumors that he and Taylor Swift broke up using a play on words.

https://twitter.com/CalvinHarris/status/653667241251069952?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

After rumors started a flyin' that T-Swift dumped her DJ boyfriend after he got a "happy ending" at a Thai massage place, Harris tweeted: "It's not going to be a 'happy ending' for everyone I sue for defamation of character for all these bullshit stories bye bye." Do you get it?


8. Will Smith made a suggestion for all the #dumb people alleging that he and Jada Pinkett Smith were divorcing.

The actor wrote in a Facebook post that he doesn't usually respond to "foolishness" like divorce rumors, but he and Jada were still going strong. Then, in a pretty sick burn, he concluded: "#Dumb People Should Have to Wear Scarlet D's." 


9. Nicki Minaj asked a pertinent follow-up question about her supposed "steamy sex affair" with Zac Efron.

When tabloids started reporting the rapper and former Disney star were involved, Minaj requested someone explain who Zac Efron is. She tweeted and then deleted: "Who exactly is Zac Efron tho? I'm sorry, I'm so confused."

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A U.S. Marine perfectly burned Trump for saying he’d create a ‘Muslim database.’

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A U.S. service member who goes by @MuslimMarine on Twitter is going viral for a tweet hitting Donald Trump right where he lives: hypocritical grandstanding. In an interview on November 19, Trump said that the U.S. should consider requiring Muslims to register in a database, or make them carry special identification indicating their religion. The statement has generated a ton of controversy, which is great for Trump because he loves controversy. He soaks it up like an iguana in the sun.

As a "Proud American Muslim" and a soldier who served in the Marine Corps from 1997-2002, @MuslimMarine took particular umbrage at this latest racist outburst. He tweeted at Trump with an image and a quote that perfectly illustrate just how hypocritical the billionaire's position is.

With one image, this guy pointed out how insulting Trump's comments were to Muslims, and also reminded everyone that the war-loving billionaire has zero military experience, despite how ready he is to send American soldiers into battle for any reason. Back in September, Trump was widely mocked for claiming that he was basically a veteran, because the military school his parents sent him to (because he was a brat) felt like the army.

@MuslimMarine's tweet has gone massively viral, with more than 7,500 retweets and 10,000 likes as of press time. The man himself proudly shared the moment when his Twitter handle started trending globally.

It must be nice to burn someone so completely that the whole world hears about it. Even if that person is a soft target like Donald Trump.

Mom takes kids out of drama class with gay teacher. He explains the world of theater to her.

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A drama teacher had the most polite "f*ck you" response to the mom who stopped her kids from taking classes with him upon discovering that he was gay. Michael Neri, 26, is a drama teacher from Kidderminster, England. He runs Talking Props Theatre School, a performing arts school for children ages 8 to 13.

Michael Neri.

A mother signed her kids up to take theater classes at Talking Props, but upon discovering that Neri was gay, texted him to let her know that she was withdrawing them, citing her "Christian" beliefs. He responded by gracefully shutting her down.

The last few days have definitely proved that nobody has time for bigotry anymore. 

This is what happens when men get unsolicited photos from women of a "down there" nature.

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Los Angeles-based writer Kerry Quinn was messing around on the new dating app Bumble when she decided to do a little experiment. Men love sending unsolicited dick pics, no matter how often they're told it's horrible and you should never ever snap and send without being specifically asked. Why hasn't the madness ended? How would men like it if women were sending them unsolicited vagina photos? Well, turns out they'd like it a lot. Quinn sent a bunch of men a photo of a vagina (not hers) via the dating app and their responses were almost entirely wild enthusiasm:

With a spoonful of disbelief.

Though some couldn't resist negging her photo skills:

Relax, dude.

Most immediately wanted to meet her:

"This weekend I'm deleting this app and throwing my phone in the fire. You?"

One guy just sent a pic of his dog:

Open to interpretation.

This response is border-line romantic:

Comparatively.

A lot of guys sent shirtless photos, which is confusing. You're getting a free pass to send the dick pics you so love! Why only go halfway?

Unless you have something to hide...

Oh wait, a bunch did send dick pics:

"YES. YES. MEET ME, PLEASE, MEET ME!"

Most appreciated that they'd met the unicorn of dating app matches. A girl who send a genitalia photo:

lol

It kinda seems like she now has her dating strategy down pat:

#1 Vagina.

Except who would want to meet up with someone after playing their biggest card at the top? Kerry Quinn writes:

In the end, though, I didn't end up meeting any of the guys and unmatched with all of them. I don't think we'd be able to just meet for a drink after a v-pic. After all, how do you come back from a level of pseudo-intimacy generated by a fake body part? You don't.

But at least you know what to do if you ever change your mind, girl.

'Modern Family' star faces up to a very strange addiction.

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Reid Ewing, who played Haley's boyfriend Dylan on Modern Family, has revealed he had an addiction to plastic surgery as a result of body dysmorphic disorder. His account of why and how he decided to undergo plastic surgery, detailed in a new editorial for The Huffington Post, is a scary but important read. Body dysmorphic disorder is tough to comprehend as an outside observer, because people that suffer from it generally have perfectly normal faces and body types, but view themselves differently and are often obsessed with changing their appearance. Sometimes people take it way too far, and it's nearly impossible to get them looking normal again.

The now 27-year-old actor detailed his first operation, cheek implants he received in 2008. His experience after the surgery is where everything went off the rails, as he had not anticipated how he would feel or look during the recovery period:

Something I was not told ahead of time was that I would have to wear a full facial mask for two weeks. Afraid someone would find out I had work done, I took my dog and some supplies, left Los Angeles, and headed to Joshua Tree.

From there he literally stayed in hiding to keep his surgery a secret:

For the next two weeks, I stayed at a hotel doped up on hydrocodone. When the time came to take off the bandages, it was nothing like I had expected. My face was so impossibly swollen, there was no way I could make any excuse for it. 

 

I love the dentist

A photo posted by Reid Ewing (@reidoing) on

Unfortunately, Ewing's dissatisfaction with his first surgery led to a spiral of more surgeries which did nothing to fix the other surgeries or how he felt about himself:

Unable to take this state of living, I began to seek out another doctor. The next one I found was even less qualified, but I didn't care; I just wanted out of my situation. I told him my story, and he suggested I get a chin implant. I asked if it would repair my sunken-in face, and he said I would be so happy with my looks it wouldn't matter to me. The same day he brought me into his back office and operated on me. 

Thankfully Ewing realized that he had caught himself up in a vicious cycle, and stopped getting surgery. Now he's begun the process of becoming comfortable with his looks:

Plastic surgery is not always a bad thing. It often helps people who actually need it for serious cases, but it's a horrible hobby, and it will eat away at you until you have lost all self-esteem and joy. I wish I could go back and undo all the surgeries. Now I can see that I was fine to begin with and didn't need the surgeries after all. 

In addition to calling attention to body dysmorphic disorder, Ewing does an excellent job of noting that cosmetic surgeons are doing this for money, and are rarely concerned with the mental health of a patient or whether they actually need the surgery. Much of the worst parts of the industry and surgeries are shrouded in secrecy because patients often conceal that they had work done; therefore making it easier for shiftless surgeons to continue their practices. Everyone stay beautiful just the way you are.

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A sex toy company is holding a beauty contest of a rather personal nature.

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It's important to know when masturbating that you are experiencing not only the best hands, but also the best vulvas and anuses that the world has to offer. That is why Brian Sloan of Auto-Blow started "The World's First Crowdsourced Vaginal Beauty Contest," to find the perfect vulvas to 3D scan and turn into sleeves for his line of sex toys. Wow.

The O.G. Auto-Blow, soon to be vulvafied.

After an extensive Internet search, the 3 winners were literally crowned (NSFW, click at your own risk). The top three winners all lived in Europe, so Sloan met with them in Berlin to photograph and scan the victorious vulvas.

The second-place winner was proud of her achievement, and found it a feminist triumph. "I thought it was really funny and interesting and so I decided to give it a try, because I thought that maybe I could do better than these girls," the Silver Medalist in Vaginal Beauty explained. "I have a right to do what I decide with my body and that is what feminism is about."

"People call the pageant sexist, but they didn't call it sexist when dildos were made from men's penises." The women had varying motivations for entering. The third place winner tragically said, "My boyfriend made me do it." (He should be arrested.)

One of the many uncomfortable screenshots.

Sloan 3D scanned vulvas, and anuses (where possible). "One of the women's anuses wasn't textured enough to 3D scan, so we're down one anus," he reported.

A very glamorous photoshoot.

He's already bought the domain names to host contests for the world's best anuses, mouths, and balls, so people can masturbate with the very best for years to come.

Experience the full video, if you want to/can stomach it:

 
The World's First Vaginal Beauty Pageant

Hear from the women who participated in the world's first Vaginal Beauty Pageant...

Posted by Elite Daily on Wednesday, November 11, 2015

The top 39 tweets of the week as picked by someone who spends way too much time on Twitter.

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Donni Saphire has favorited over 610,000 tweets on Twitter and knows them all by name. He judges everyone's attempts at zinging the zeitgeist so you don't have to.

It was a week of international tragedy, political posturing and shocking disclosures, but at least it wasn't boring. Twitter convulsed with the aftershocks of the Paris attacks, reactionary governors trying to out-panic each other, Charlie Sheen testing positive for HIV, Bobby Jindal suspending his presidential campaign, International Men's Day and the upcoming holidays: Here are this week's top tweets!

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Here are the all-too-real photos that caused a model to lose thousands of followers on Instagram.

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Don't follow a model on Instagram if you can't take the heat. Sure, you're there for the stunning selfies and posed swimsuit shots, but will you stick around for the unfiltered "ugly" photos when it comes time for a social media experiment? Model Stina Sanders asked these difficult questions and tragically lost thousands of followers in the process. But then she went viral and gained tens of thousands of followers, and also she's a hot model. So don't worry, it's fine.

 

Peachy glow Make-up details in tonight's blog: Abu Dhabi at night www.stinasanders.com

A photo posted by STINA SANDERS (@stinasanders) on

Inspired by Essena O'Neill, the teenage Instagram celebrity who recently quit social media because it was too fake, Sanders challenged herself to post unfiltered images without makeup. She told People, "I wanted to see what would actually happen if I stopped posting glamorous photos, and shared stuff that you wouldn't normally even share with your friends, stuff that is taboo, stuff that was quite crude, all that kind of stuff."

Here she is in the middle of removing unwanted facial hair:

 

A photo posted by STINA SANDERS (@stinasanders) on

Here she is waiting to get a colonic to help her Irritable Bowel Syndrome:

 

Oh the IBS is bad! So it's colonic irrigation time.....

A photo posted by STINA SANDERS (@stinasanders) on

Here she is leaving a therapy session to treat anxiety:

Here are her pre-manicure "disfigured toes":

Here's a self-proclaimed "ugly" selfie:

It's noteworthy when a model opens up about mental health and digestive issues, but a lot of these no-makeup photos just kind of show that she still looks really good without makeup.

According to People, Sanders dropped from 13,000 Instagram followers to 10,000 after posting these shocking exposés. But now she has 38,000, because we're all just pawns in a tangled web of no-makeup selfies.

People are going crazy for this BBC broadcaster's unique challenge to those 'loser jihadists.'

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Andrew Neil, host of BBC's This Week, had something to say to ISIS during the opening of his show, and it's unlike any Paris-related segment you've ever seen. He basically summarizes every achievement of French culture throughout the last 500 years or so, and shames the "loser jihadists" for ever thinking that their "death cult barbarity" could compete. He cites crème brûlée, Juliette Binoche, and nuclear power in his argument, among a bunch of other cool stuff.

 
Andrew Neil opens the show

A message for the Paris attackers from Andrew Neil as he opens TW

Posted by BBC This Week on Thursday, November 19, 2015

Woe to the man who dares to challenge Daft Punk. 

Rose McGowan pulled a Britney Spears.

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Rose McGowan has a new hair style, which tops off the other bold ways she's recently made the news. A letter she sent to Caitlyn Jenner sparked some controversy earlier this week, and back in June, she called out a sexist casting note for an Adam Sandler movie. This time she's opted to make waves with just herself, trying a hairdo that is reminiscent of Britney Spears in 2007. Or Natalie Portman in 2005. Or Demi Moore in 1997. Or Sigourney Weaver in 1992. Now try naming all the movies where those actresses have those haircuts without looking them up. 

 

No hair don't care. Honestly, it's liberating.

A photo posted by Rose McGowan (@rosemcgowan) on

Boom! Shaved head. McGowan did it because she wanted to, and good for her. It wasn't because of a meltdown, or for a starring role in a movie. She's shown that she says what she wants, and now she's proven that she does what she wants was well.

Get a head start on mentally checking out for Thanksgiving with the 10 most popular cards of the week!

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Already half-assing your way through the Thanksgiving break? Before your energy fully evaporates, check out this week's top cards. And maybe even send them to someone?

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People provide their picks for the most timeless GIFs.

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Regardless of how it's pronounced, the GIF is a glorious invention that can bring happiness in a few short seconds. A thread on Reddit asked users, "Which gif do you never get tired of seeing?" Here are the best of the timeless. 

1. This GIF of the bull getting burnt. 


2. This GIF of a sad bird.


3. This GIF of confused Yankees.


4. This GIF of a chocolate door handle.


5. This GIF of a calm owl.


6. This GIF of a classic eye-roll.


7. This GIF of a beautiful Kiss Cam moment.


8. This GIF of a champion young slugger.


9. This GIF that's in reverse.


10. This GIF that celebrates accuracy.


11. This GIF of a sassy dog.


12. This GIF with the epic bass drop.


13. This GIF that wiggles.


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Guy with super unfortunate name posts hilarious rant because Facebook keeps disabling his account.

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Hopefully this man never gets arrested, because his name can't be said on the news.

The Times of India reported on a Vietnamese-Australian man who has spoken out about Facebook consistently shutting his account down, thinking that his name is a joke.

I find it highly irritating the fact that nobody seems to believe me when I say that my full legal name is how you see...

Posted by Phuc Dat Bich on Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Apparently Bich's name is correctly pronounced "Phoo Da Bic," but it seems suspect to the uninitiated. Apparently it's a constant source of frustration for the 23-year-old, despite the fact that judging from his Facebook photos, he doesn't take himself too seriously.

Eating snacks in the trunk of a car? Classic Phuc Dat Bich.

Mark Zuckerberg must have thought that Phuc was doing an Austin Powers/Who's On First?-inspired bit. 

Except funnier. 

This new hair-coloring trend looks like a pile of French cookies.

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Stylist Shelley Gregory has taken the latest trend for dying hair in varied colors and given it a pastel spin that turns those fibers growing out of your scalp into a yummy-looking treat. Gregory told Cosmopolitan that the braided gradations were in part inspired by a bakery she visited in France, where they were selling the beautifully displayed macarons:

I went there a few years ago and I remember loving the color palette. Everything from the crown molding and the way they display the macarons — it sticks with you. It's kind of like Disneyland, where it's magic. I wanted that feeling when you look at this hair.

In her Instagram feed she calls the style all kinds of things, so who knows if that's true or just an artist discovering her brand, but one thing's for sure: it looks delicious.

 

In the process ... hair coming soon

A photo posted by Shelley Gregory (@shelleygregoryhair) on

 

K last one ... Promise

A photo posted by Shelley Gregory (@shelleygregoryhair) on

The braiding seems pretty important for the full effect, but even when down the color looks like it should be wrapped around a lollipop stick:

 

K I'm in love with this #candyunicornhair get ready for lots of pics #sorry

A video posted by Shelley Gregory (@shelleygregoryhair) on

But the woven candy illusion is definitely where it's at:

 

Knotted pastel rainbow braid

A photo posted by Shelley Gregory (@shelleygregoryhair) on

Even when the style contains the surprise horror of Glitter Roots:

Sigh. It's like when a fly lands in your ice cream sundae.

An adopted boy with no right hand just met his new grandpa, who also has no right hand.

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Kirill, a boy from Kazakhstan who was born without a right hand, was adopted by a Newfoundland couple earlier this fall. When he arrived at the airport, he met his grandpa, Chris, who was also born without a hand. Doug and Lesley Facey, a couple from Paradise, Newfoundland, had been trying to adopt a child for the past few years. Just when they finished jumping through all the hoops to get certified for adoption, they discovered Kirill, who was living in an orphanage in Karaganda, Kazakhstan.  

Lesley and Doug Facey.

They immediately flew to Kazakhstan to get him. He had been passed over by a bunch of other couples because of his arm, and the judge presiding over the adoption even questioned why they would want to adopt a boy without a hand.

Doug and Lesley with Kirill in Karaganda.

Doug's response: Why wouldn't they?

How could we say no to this little boy when I have grown up with someone who was the same all my life and it never bothered me or stopped him in one way or another [?]

After doing some more paperwork and having to suffer through a waiting period, they finally brought Kirill home. He met Chris the very day he arrived.

Chris and Kirill.

They've been inseparable ever since their first "stump bump." Kirill is apparently "always asking to speak to 'Grampy.'"

Kirill and Chris.

Families that stump bump together stay together

Joseph Gordon-Levitt went full Janet Jackson on 'Lip Sync Battle.' He nailed the makeup.

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Actor Joseph Gordon-Levitt was onLip Sync Battle for a special Christmas episode promoting his new movie with Seth Rogen. Well, his promotion was actually our gain, because he really brought it. Facing off against Anthony Mackie (who does strip down to a unitard, to be fair), he won the show by playing Janet Jackson in her famous music video for "Rhythm Nation," with the choreography and everything—even the ponytail.

It's been feeling like Lip Sync Battle has gotten away from its roots. You used to just watch a celebrity mouth along to the musical lyrics of another celebrity, then vote on who mouthed words better. With a whole show to fill, the spectacle has been pushed higher and higher. It didn't seem worth the trade off, until today. Joseph Gordon-Levitt made it all worth it. And the Rhythm Nation, of course.

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