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Watch this scientist talk to her robot twin, which is 100% plotting evil things.

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As if there weren't already enough things to fear about the future, now humans apparently need to worry they'll be replaced by robot twins that look like us, (if we were 10 years younger and could never make eye contact). Nadia Thalmann, director of the Institute for Media Innovation at Nanyang Technological University in Singapore, has designed a robot who looks just like her, named Nadie. A press release notes:

Nadine has her own personality, mood and emotions. She can be happy or sad, depending on the conversation. She also has a good memory, and can recognise the people she has met, and remembers what the person had said before.

Nadine will serve as a receptionist at the university, because everyone loves being greeted by the uncanny valley on a daily basis. 

https://youtu.be/EO-EM03J8LE

What evil plot will Nadie come up with? To take over Nadia's life? To kill all humans? Or to spread gossip about the university's human employees so Nadie can get promoted from receptionist to office manager? Only time will tell. 


Samuel L. Jackson reports on his ongoing feud with Donald Trump.

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Tuesday night on Late Night, Samuel L. Jackson responded to a Mean Tweet, posted by none other than human trash machine Donald Trump. Trump took time out of his busy day of spreading xenophobia to address one of the biggest issues facing America: the fact that Samuel L. Jackson is in a lot of commercials. 

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/684429853433696258

Trump's tweet was a response to something Jackson said in an interview with United Airlines' magazine. When asked who the better golfer was between the two of them, Jackson said with a sneaky smile, "Oh, I am, for sure. I don’t cheat.”

On Late Night, Jackson exposed the truth to the public: not only has he met Trump, but he met him a lot. He did in fact play golf with him, as Black-ish's Anthony Anderson and Trump's caddy are confirmed witnesses.

https://twitter.com/anthonyanderson/status/684522044445200384

Here's hoping this is the controversy that finally brings down Trump. Something has to. Right? 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu2xnbaI3Ds

Leonardo DiCaprio’s ideal woman has been identified and she can’t rent a car.

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Slate has pointed out that Leonardo DiCaprio has a very specific type of girlfriend: they always fall within the age range of 20-25. And they also have to be blonde supermodels.

DiCaprio broke up with his most recent girlfriend, Kelly Rohrbach, who is set to star with The Rock in the movie adaptation of Baywatch, in December. She's also 25, which means she aged out for Leo. For the record, although it appears he won't sleep with women older than 25, he did sleep in an animal carcass for his new film The Revenant.

Catch me if you can.

Apparently, all of his girlfriends have fallen within this age range, and their relationships with him end before any of them exceed the age of 25. George Clooney waited until he was 53 to get married, and he settled down with a nice lawyer. So it looks like Leo has at least another 12 years of living the dream until he freaks out and actually wants to settle down.

That may be why he dates younger women; he's not yet ready to settle down. Or it could just be because he's following the playbook for what to do as a super famous male movie star. Until then, it seems likely he'll find more than a few women willing to date him.

This 24-karat gold donut costs $100. It probably tastes just as good as a $1 donut.

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Between cronuts and waffle cupcakes, baked goods are no longer allowed to be ordinary. The latest example of this trend is the Golden Cristal Ube Donut from The Manila Social Club. The Williamsburg, Brooklyn restaurant—where else would such an absurd creation come from?—started offering the donut for a mere $100 a pop over the holidays.

https://www.instagram.com/p/_vfm-emd7p/?taken-by=manilasocialclub

The glimmering donut is "adorned with icing made with Cristal champagne and filled with an ube mousse, champagne jelly, and covered with 24k Gold," according to the restaurant's Instagram. Ube is fancy speak for purple yam, and the fluffy dessert's creator, Björn DelaCruz, says that the ube nicely compliments the "honey notes" of Cristal.

Manila Social Club is first and foremost a Filipino restaurant, so the donuts are only made on Fridays. Despite the price and limited availability, people have been going crazy for the donuts, and the restaurant intends to continue producing them. For ube fans looking to feast on the treats, a dozen donuts come in at a slightly reduced price of $1,000.

For that money, you could buy roughly 1,000 donuts from Dunkin' Donuts.;

https://www.instagram.com/p/2bLc0Ajyj2/?taken-by=dunkindonuts

Or if you're more of a Krispy Kreme person, you can also get 1,000 donuts for that price.

https://www.instagram.com/p/_btw6oLxPb/

It's hard to say which donut offers a better deal.

Kanye auditioned for 'American Idol' to remind you that it's still on the air.

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Kanye West is generously using his celebrity to help a dying national institution: American Idol. The aspiring young rapper from the South Side of Chicago will appear on tonight's final season premiere, but in case you weren't going to watch (you weren't), Fox uploaded the clip to YouTube ahead of time.

Kanye auditioned for judges Keith Urban, Jennifer Lopez and Harry Connick Jr. in San Francisco, as his supportive, pregnant wife waited anxiously outside. He sang an original composition,"Gold Digger," which even mentions judge J. Lo by name—a classic Idol suck-up move.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mulvnLin22g

Performing on American Idol is a clever move on Kanye's part. He's getting America ready to vote for him in another reality competition: the 2020 election.

Someone tweeted photos that suggest 'Gilmore Girls' is returning to TV to steal your heart again, much like Jess Mariano to Stars Hollow.

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A Gilmore Girls revival is probably in the works for Netflix, but it hasn't been officially announced yet, so a Twitter user on New Year's Eve set out to prove it: by taking photos of the set exteriors, which apparently have been revamped in time for filming a new season (or several feature-length episodes, as the rumor goes).

https://twitter.com/caddyglass/status/682381001822175234https://twitter.com/caddyglass/status/682451079083196418

Of course, as E! News reports, the Gilmore Girls backlot is also used for other shows, including Pretty Little Liars and the recently canceled Hart of Dixie. But you know how coy politicians get about two years before they run for president? And how they then almost always run for president? Joe Biden excluded? The actors are being exactly like that, including Liza Weil (who played everyone's favorite character Paris) and Lauren Graham (who played Lorelei Gilmore):

https://twitter.com/thelaurengraham/status/656250368867700736?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Here's hoping that this time, they find a romantic interest who actually deserves Rory.

The unseasonably warm winter has blessed the world with fat squirrels.

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For those who haven't stepped outside in the past two months, it's been a freakishly warm winter. Now it's cooled down so everyone can enjoy their favorite hobby of complaining about the weather, but for some inhabitants of Earth, the El Niño had a lasting impact beyond the ability to wear a mini-skirt in December.

Squirrels went big on their holiday bulk and got wicked fat this winter.

https://twitter.com/eromanowski1/status/678269950398742530https://twitter.com/CBCOntarioToday/status/677460747086008320https://twitter.com/DanaMefferd/status/677229685395185664

Wildlife expert Iolo Williams explained to the BBC that many squirrels, as well as mice and birds, put on a few extra pounds this year because the warm weather led to an increase in the amount of available food.  

https://twitter.com/amyhope07/status/676532843544088578https://twitter.com/baeilis/status/678765259641909248

Let's hope next winter is also crazy warm because fat squirrels = best squirrels. 

14-year-old who claims Kylie Jenner's bf Tyga tried to pick her up speaks out about the whole mess.

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In mid-December, OK! Magazine broke a story that alleged Tyga, Kylie Jenner's boyfriend, was contacting an underage girl via Instagram and then texting her. It's an upsetting story, and not just because he may have potentially planned to cheat. The girl, Molly O'Malia, is only 14.

https://twitter.com/OKMagazine/status/678290959268864000?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Rumors have circulated that Tyga was dating Kylie Jenner when she was as young as 16 herself, and his recent song "Stimulated" is basically about having sex with her and includes the lyrics, "They say she young, I should've waited.
She a big girl, dog when she stimulated.
" That feeling you're having is your skin trying to crawl off.

O'Malia is famous on Instagram as a model and hopeful singer. When OK! broke the story, she was accused of selling it to them, along with screenshots of their text messages. On Monday, she held a press conference where she clarified what happened:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDcY4Dl7xj4

She says:

The truth is that Tyga contacted me first. He direct messaged me on Instagram. I knew who he was but I was surprised that he was contacting me. I thought that it could possibly be about my music, but he did not mention that in his initial communication with me. I thought that was strange, but I was thinking he would bring that up in his next message to me. However, he didn't mention it in the next message. I began to feel uncomfortable when he asked me to FaceTime with him. He asked me to FaceTime three times, but I did not do it. Because of my discomfort with why he wanted to communicate with me I quickly stopped responding to him.

I would never have allowed OK! magazine or any other magazine to use them[images of their texts]. It is also upsetting to me that OK! magazine never contacted my mom or me to check the facts about what they were posting was true. I'm speaking out today because I don't want what happened to me to happen to any other young girl.

TMZ has screenshots of their communication, though how they (or OK! Magazine) got them is unclear. O'Malia is apparently being hounded by fans of Tyga and this incident is probably blighting her hopes for a career. Tyga has admitted that he did contact her, but only because she can sing. Honestly though, has anything good ever come of a celebrity direct messaging underage girls?


Airbnbers ruin hosts' wedding night with cocaine-fueled orgy but leave a hilarious apology note.

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Montreal couple Justine Smith and Francisco Peres regularly rent out rooms in their apartment on Airbnb, but were hoping to have the place to themselves on their wedding night. They forgot to turn off the instant booking feature, though, and one of the rooms was snagged by another couple. Smith hoped they'd agree to cancel, but the renters pleaded with her to let them stay, since it was New Year's Eve and they'd have almost no chance of finding another place. She hesitantly agreed because they promised to be "super chill," and after all, what's the worst that could happen?

So happy to be the only people having sex in their apartment.

The newlyweds returned at about 2:30 a.m. to find their apartment empty but noticeably messy. A little while later, after they'd gone to bed, Smith and Peres heard the renting couple return from their night out on the town, and begin cutting and snorting cocaine off the glass table in the living room. Then the renters started having audible sex in the next room, because of course they did. 

The next morning Smith walked out into her living room and was greeted by empty cocaine baggies and two stangers sleeping on her couch—naked. She'd had enough, and she knocked on the door of the renters' room to tell them so. Luckily, they seemed embarrassed and quickly apologized. They cleaned up, and left Smith and Peres a five-star rating on Airbnb, an unsalvageable "cum-caked carpet," and a pretty great note. 

https://twitter.com/redroomrantings/status/683411753133301760/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

All in all, not the most unromantic wedding night ever. 

Father outraged when 10-year-old daughter gets pat-down from TSA over juice box.

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A father in California is speaking out against the TSA today after they gave his 10-year-old daughter an extensive pat-down. The two-minute ordeal came after agents discovered a Capri Sun juice pouch in her carry-on bag. The girl's father, Kevin Payne, recorded the incident on his cell phone.

He told The Today Showhe supports security measures, but found the slow frisking of his daughter to be unnecessary and invasive. The TSA responded that their agents followed approved procedures, but the father still plans on filing a formal complaint. Watch the video here and see if you think this pat-down is too much for a child:

http://www.today.com/video/tsa-pat-down-of-10-year-old-girl-has-her-father-outraged-596658755906

Ronda Rousey may pose in body paint for the 'Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.'

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It appears from an Instagram post that Ronda Rousey may be posing in body paint for the next Sports IllustratedSwimsuit Issue. She previously appeared in the 2015 swimsuit issue, wearing a boring fabric suit. Though Rousey has not been confirmed to appear in this year's edition, the editor of the swimsuit issue, MJ Day, posted an Instagram picture with a body-painted booty that appears to be Rousey's.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAKefoyEnms/

Despite the amount of time people spend on the Internet, fans cannot identify Rousey by her butt. They can however identify her by her wrist tattoos, which appear to be the giveaway clue. Here's an Instagram post from Rousey after she received the ink on her wrists:

https://www.instagram.com/p/XoJGZNBEZd/

Rousey is posed to have quite a year in 2016. She will star in the reboot of Road House, and is hosting Saturday Night Live on Jan. 23. She even posted a pic from 30 Rock expressing her nervousness and excitement for her first time hosting:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BALGGEHBEUQ/?taken-by=rondarousey

Rousey has an undeniable presence in the octagon, in print, on TV, and in movies. She must have one hell of a talent management team. Or she just walks into the offices of entertainment executives and puts everyone in a choke hold until they make her an offer. Either way, she's earned it.

NSYNC heartthrob Joey Fatone's hot dad bod gets the celebration it deserves in new music video.

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Fall Out Boy has a new music video for their song "Irresistible" featuring Demi Lovato, and it is one long tribute to 90s era boy band NSYNC. There are a lot of cool, insider references for anyone still steeped in nostalgia for NSYNC's "It's Gonna Be Me" video that dips deep into the Uncanny Valley with its weird doll costumes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQMlWwIXg3M

And which, coincidentally, spawned the greatest and worst meme of all time:

https://twitter.com/anamericangod/status/593822858360397825?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Here's Fall Out Boy doing exactly the same thing, basically, including hiring Joey Fatone to mug at the camera. Hurray! He looks like a dad now. That can definitely be hot, too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Lb2BiUC898

Since it's January, here's a reminder that gyms are probably a waste of money.

Amy Schumer's rumored boyfriend is confirmed handsome.

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Amy Schumer apparently has a new boyfriend, as seen on her Twitter and his Instagram, and he actually seems worthy of her.

His name is Ben Hanisch, and he is a 29-year-old furniture designer from Chicago. Yes, an adorable young furniture designer—just like Aidan from Sex and the City.

Not only is he good-looking, but he's also loving and supportive. He wrote on Instagram: "Sometimes in life you get extremely lucky, and the smartest, funniest, most beautiful woman comes along when you least expect it. Here's to what adventures 2016 brings!

https://www.instagram.com/p/_-nM-OReRj/?taken-by=benhanisch

Amy being Amy, she hilariously commented on the post,"I'm pregnant. I didn't know how else to tell you."

She even kept the bit going on a cute picture of Hanisch's dog:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAINRfUxeaP/

Things are for realsies, because Amy brought him with the fam jam to the whitehizzy!

https://twitter.com/amyschumer/status/684469658112634881

Zooming in on the one with "the man":

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAK6VNzqUNS/?taken-by=amyschumer

Closer:

While fans celebrated this exciting love, she cleverly brought the conversation back to matters slightly more important:

https://twitter.com/amyschumer/status/684585831168892928

Cheers to the happy couple!

Wild rabbit falls in love with someone's pet bunny in a romance for the ages, or at least mating season.

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When a curious wild rabbit spies a pampered pet bunny named Pep, it's love at first sight. There's just one problem—a pesky screen door that's keeping these star-crossed lovers apart. It's like "Romeo and Juliet," but with rabbits and no suicide. 

Where for art thou wild bun?

YouTuber bill16504, who captured the footage and titled it "Wild rabbit wants it NOW!!!," noted that wild rabbits were in the midst of mating season at the time. You know how rabbits feel about mating season. Hint: they're super horny. According to animal website The Dodo, domestic rabbits can't successfully reproduce with wild rabbits in the U.S. because they're too genetically dissimilar. Pssht whatever, they just don't understand true love.

She will be mine, oh yes. She will be mine.

 

I must get to you, what is this mesh wall that forbids our love?

 

It will never work, we're from two different worlds.

 

Kiss me you fool!

Watch the full video here and believe in love again:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4N5S90jJSU

Damn you, screen door!


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Reality star shares hilariously terrifying video of stalker prowling naked in a Reagan mask.

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Danielle Yancey is a star on Bravo's reality TV series Jersey Belle and in that strange celebrity space of being just famous enough to attract weirdos, but not famous enough to live in a compound to keep them out. 

https://www.instagram.com/p/_xZRTbq8XN/?taken-by=danielleyancey

One of them made it all the way to the door of her home in Vestavia Hills, AL, on New Year's Eve, and was caught on her security camera, prowling around. He's actually not entirely naked; he's wearing a Reagan mask and a sock. You can guess where the sock is placed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUPV6FOLh0Y

It's very easy to laugh at a man rocking the Sock on C*ck, but when you're done laughing it becomes extreme disturbing to imagine this creeper lurking outside your window. Yancey spoke to AL.com about the experience, saying:

I know a lot of people are laughing about it and, honestly, I got a chuckle from it later, but at the same time, it's very concerning...I don't know what he was planning on doing.

It was so cold outside...The police said he wouldn't last long outside nude like that.

I don't think he had a gun on him, but he could have potentially hurt us or we could have hurt him. Even if it was a prank, it could have become very scary and dangerous quickly

That is all very true, and Yancey sounds pretty level-headed about the altercation, though to be fair, Reagan Mask hasn't come forward yet with his side of the story.

New pics show Prince George adorably mingling with commoners on his first day of school.

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Prince George of Cambridge had his first day of nursery school on Tuesday, a big step in the education of the future King of England.

Looking adorable and excited, Prince George and his cheeks posed in front of a mural by the school. William and Kate released these two official photos on Wednesday, presumably after deleting all the ones of him crying about parting with his parents for the first time.

https://twitter.com/KensingtonRoyal/status/684773238283571201

Prince George is going to a Montessori school, which along with the public and his lifestyle, will help him discover that he is special, all the while giving him an opportunity to mingle with commoners in his age group.

https://twitter.com/KensingtonRoyal/status/684773805823246337

Congrats to the Royal Family on this big day, and for continuing to grace the kingdom with some much-needed cuteness.

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Conan O'Brien gives driving lesson with help of Ice Cube, Kevin Hart. Then they all get stoned.

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Late night host Conan O'Brien helped one of his staff members learn the rules of the road on last night's show, with a little assistance from Kevin Hart and Ice Cube, who star in the upcoming movie, Ride Along 2. See what they did there?

In the hilarious video, Diana Chang learns the most important thing about driving, which is of course how to call other drivers "bitch" and throw pennies at them. The lesson culminates with the foursome getting high and eating at Popeye's. You know, how all drivers ed classes end.

Check out the full video below to find out if Diana gets her license or if four people die in a fiery crash.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Za8BtLgKv8
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