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A photographer shared a set of 'dudeoir' photos, and it will make you completely reconsider sexiness.

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A photographer named Masika May shared a photo album on Tuesday of a man named Brendon Williams, posing as sexily as he could for his wife. May specializes in boudoir photography, and Williams hired her to do the photo shoot as a present for Mrs. Williams. And what a gift:

The images quickly went viral with over 4,000 shares in about a day, but then the prudes who don't appreciate the beauty of the male form flagged them for nudity:

https://www.facebook.com/MasikaMayPhotography/posts/1067016720009612

But hurray, she put them back up! With the caption, "If you've ever wondered what it would be like if men did boudoir photos.....‪#‎dudeoir‬ *Reposted with cropped photos to satisfy Facebook standards*" Enjoy Brendon making a hot spectacle of himself, and see if you can come up with more puns on "boudoir" aside from "boydoir" and "brodoir."

Wow, these really make you wonder what the ones that got flagged looked like.


Just when you thought this kitten couldn't get more adorable, she thinks she's a Husky.

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This is possibly too much cuteness to handle all at once, so you might want to sit down. First, a Husky named Lilo in San Jose, CA, saved a teeny tiny three-week-old kitten named Rosie from certain death and raised it as her own. 

Stop.

Lilo has never been a mom, and while she couldn't actually feed Rosie (her human owners took care of that), Lilo let the wee feline suckle from her, and cleaned her and cuddled her and did all the important mom things. 

Stop it.

Rosie and Lilo live with two other adorable Huskies, Miko and Infinity.

Stop this cuteness immediately.

Just like any good mom, Lilo let Rosie have playdates

Stop this ridiculous cuteness before someone passes out.

And took her to the park. 

Can you not?

And now Rosie is (almost) all grown up and still one of the pack. 

Too late, the cuteness damage has been done.

And it's basically too cute to handle. 

Using this as next year's family Christmas card.

So there you have it—the cutest thing you will see all week.  

Are you kidding me with this face, cat?

Oh, and don't worry, of course they have an Instagram account.  

https://www.instagram.com/p/7JOvP1kaeZ/?taken-by=lilothehusky

An ex-employee is suing Dr. Phil for an incident that would make a great episode of 'Dr. Phil.'

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A former employee is suing Dr. PhilMcGraw​for false imprisonment and wrongful termination. Allegedly, everyone's favorite TV psychologist held 300 employees in a room guarded by security while he accused them of leaking information to the press. Well, that sounds totally sane. 

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Ex-employee Leah Rothman, who was a segment producer, says she was forced to quit due to a "hostile work environment" in April 2015. According to People, Rothman was called into work on a day off and herded into a room with about 300 other Dr. Phil employees, at which point McGraw entered the room, ordered security to lock the doors, and made all the employees hand over their phones. 

McGraw made claims that someone had leaked information to the media and that he had turned the case over to the federal authorities. He added"If you f--- with me, I'll f--- with you."​ Rothman later found out that McGraw apparently already knew who had leaked the information but that he still wanted to frighten his employees. She spoke to someone from the CBS human resources department who heard her concerns, but a follow-up never happened. 

According to her lawsuit, Rothman suffered so much emotional stress from the whole incident that she had no choice but to quit her job a few weeks later. No word on whether or not she'll—wait for it—seek therapy to deal with incident. 

Chrissy Teigen shares new pregnant belly photo, explains why she's posing so dumb.

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Model Chrissy Teigen shared a cute new photo of her pregnant belly from an upcoming photoshoot, and she's doing something in it that she used to make fun of: posing with her hands draped over the bump. Everyone knows that if your hands are constantly feeling up your belly, you're either pregnant or Santa Claus, and the only gift Chrissy Teigen has given all of us is her social media presence

https://www.instagram.com/p/BApYBG7pjWZ/

"I know," she captioned. "I made fun of preggos who hold their bellies too but it's basically the universal language for 'this isn't solely hamburgers.'" Noted.

18 funny tweets about long-distance relationships to read to bae over the phone.

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If you've ever been in a long-distance relationship, you know there are certain things you just have to do. To name a few: Skype-dates, constant jealously, and of course an overwhelming, bone-crushing fear of infidelity. The following people have managed to distill their loneliness and/or callous disregard into 140 characters.

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https://twitter.com/LindsiexD/status/686004249889652736

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https://twitter.com/TheMissyBaker/status/689845652566585344

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https://twitter.com/JohnnyMcNulty/status/689842552934174720

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https://twitter.com/yungregret/status/686033043346321409

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https://twitter.com/HireMeImFunny/status/689844582109024257

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https://twitter.com/srdanan/status/689860086097932288

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https://twitter.com/chipdwyer/status/689843350049013760

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https://twitter.com/heyheymarrahj/status/685979780064227331

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https://twitter.com/lyxopk/status/685959454110683136

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https://twitter.com/TheMissyBaker/status/689845063271059456

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https://twitter.com/breannaw0rd/status/685938125311311872

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https://twitter.com/nedostup/status/689839866633396225

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https://twitter.com/elasticlty/status/686099365589422081

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https://twitter.com/mjsather2000/status/686098955994714113

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https://twitter.com/alutkin/status/689848779185508353

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https://twitter.com/Bez/status/505202455270146050

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https://twitter.com/LeagueSarcasm/status/685947426415489026

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https://twitter.com/jaime_lutz/status/689858768457351168

You won't be able to stop staring at this man bathing in liquid glass putty.

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Liquid glass putty is an Alex Mack-like substance you can play with if you falsely believe you've outgrown Play-doh. So, novelty gift store Vat19 had 500 pounds of liquid glass putty lying around. They realized no one had ever bathed in 500 pounds of liquid glass putty before. In the airtight logic of the Internet, they thought, "Let's film a guy bathing in 500 pounds of liquid glass putty."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_KAUcRBlWs

That was a mistake!

Ow.

As it turns out, liquid glass putty really sticks to your hair—at least when you completely submerge your body in it. Speaking of which, it's almost impossible to climb out of once you do. Try this if you've ever wanted to spend the rest of your life in the tub.

A mom placed an ad in the paper about her gay son coming out, and he seems okay with it.

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A mom named Joan Wilson decided to take $200 and spend it on giving the finger to the homophobes of Houston. She bought an ad in the Sunday "Celebrations" section of the Houston Chronicle to advertise how proud she is of her teenage son for coming out of the closet.

What motivated Wilson? Well, in November, Houston's Equal Rights Ordinance or HERO was struck down. HERO would have protected the rights of people in the LGBT community, and it's biggest opposition came from the conservative Texas Pastor Council, who worked everyone up into a frenzy over trans people having access to appropriate bathrooms. It was a big disappointment—not only for activists in Houston, but also for people watching all over the country. Here's Wilson's F U:

https://twitter.com/lsqnews/status/689569819541147648?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Hurray for celebrating your gay son! Wilson lives in Washington, and her son, who was quickly identified as Drake Wilson, actually came out to her in February of 2014 when he was only 16. Joan Wilson told the Houston Observer that she placed the ad in direct response to the end of HERO, saying:

I couldn’t think of a better place than Houston, out of the entire country, where they needed to hear my message of pride... My announcement was my way of humanizing the issue.

We are blessed to live in a state which has passed anti-discrimination laws... As a mother, I have much trepidation in thinking my son might one day live in a state such as Texas.

https://www.instagram.com/p/-p6_tLTO-s/?taken-by=deliciousdrake

What does Drake think about all this? Well, he didn't speak directly about the ad in the interview with the Observer. But he seems like a very charming and funny kid in his coming out video, posted below. He probably just rolled his eyes and said, "Mooooo-OOM," like any teenager does when their parents gush about them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OX1oWg7YUI

"I could be straight if Beyoncé was single, but she ain't." Wisdom beyond his years.

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Woman documents her husband routinely passing out after going crazy with one-and-a-half glasses of wine.

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Reddit user miss-izzle has three kids with her husband, who works six days a week while pursuing his BA in math education. That sounds exhausting, and it is! Miss-izzle shared that every evening before his day off, her husband indulges in some wine. Tired as he is, he never makes it through a second glass.

30 photos that summarize what parenting does to a person's nightlife.

After sipping on his pinot grigio—label unknown—her hubby "sleeps all night," and he's stuck to his routine for quite some time. Miss-izzle started taking the 30 photos in April of 2015, meaning that this habit has lasted 100 times longer than most New Year's Resolutions.

Will Smith is not attending the Oscars either, even though Jada didn't give him a heads up first.

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Will Smith told Good Morning America today that he supports his wife Jada Pinkett Smith's Oscars boycott and that he will also not be attending the awards ceremony—even though he apparently didn't know about Jada's plan to boycott the ceremony until she broadcast it to the world.

https://twitter.com/GMA/status/690154018903961600?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Smith, who was considered a potential Oscar nominee for his performance in Concussion despite the movie's mediocre reviews, spoke eloquently about the reasons behind the boycott:

The nominations reflect the Academy, the Academy reflects the industry, and the industry reflects America. It reflects a series of challenges that we are having in our country at the moment. There’s a regressive slide towards separatism, towards racial and religious disharmony, and that’s not the Hollywood that I want to leave behind.

When interviewer Robin Roberts asked Smith point blank if he would be attending the ceremony, he answered directly:

No. My wife’s not going...we’ve discussed it. We’re part of this community, but at this current time we’re uncomfortable to stand there and say that this is OK.

Oddly enough, Smith didn't know that his wife was going to call for a boycott until she did it. "I heard her words and I was knocked over," he said to Good Morning America. "I was happy to be married to that woman.” Suck on that, Alexis Arquette.

Khloé Kardashian says she's not 'some jezebel' on premiere of 'Kocktails with Khloé.'

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On Wednesday's premiere episode of Kocktails With Khloé, Khloé​ Kardashian talked about the double standard whereby women are judged harshly for dating before their divorce is finalized, asking, "Why can men do this—or during someone's marriage, if they cheat or whatever—no one throws stones at them? Why am I cast as some Jezebel?"

Kardashian was on the receiving end of some of that judgment on Twitter when she started dating Houston Rockets' player James Harden after her separation from Lamar Odom, and she wasn't afraid to speak up for herself then, either.

https://twitter.com/khloekardashian/status/667199218948308993https://twitter.com/khloekardashian/status/667199365828603904

Aisha Tyler, Brandi Glanville, Kym Whitley, Snoop Dogg, and her younger sister Kendall Jenner were the guests on the first episode of the show, which features Kardashian hosting an informal cocktail party of her friends and family. 

Someone at Time Inc. accidentally hit "reply all." Bored office workers had a field day.

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Yesterday, Deadspin revealed that an employee at Time Inc. accidentally hit "reply all" to an email with a question about benefits. As anyone who has worked an office job may know, this can result in a nightmare pile-on of additional emails from smartasses and people who wish to stop receiving more emails. One day, maybe work email will have an "unsend" feature like Gmail does to prevent such disasters. Until then, here's the innocent beginning of a horrific email chain at a very large, corporate publisher:

Hello,

Can you confirm what date the HSA seed money will appear in our Wageworks accounts? I have not yet received mine, and wanted to make sure there wasn’t a problem, as last year we’d already gotten it by this time.

Thanks and best

Apparently this person accidentally sent the request to a listserv, and an HR rep replied all when trying to resolve the benefits issue:

[Redacted], can you help?

This email is what caused people to take notice, and that's when the nightmare began.

"I hate that this is the most exciting thing to happen this month."

Not sure why I got this email. But I actually had the same question. I wrote to the Time Inc. One Exchange this morning. Asking why I don’t see the Time Inc. HRA balance in Wage Works.

I don’t know why I am on this email

Im also receiving this for some reason….

Clearly we are all ACCIDENTALLY in the group TI HR HEALTH WELLNESS. This is an IT fix. Stop replying.

There's nothing like an all caps request for the replies to stop to generate many more replies:

I think you got the wrong [name redacted]

Please remove me form this email.

Que esta pasando aqui – no entiendo!

PLEASE STOP REPLY ALL. I AM NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS MATTER.

Thank you.

[Name Redacted]

This Old House Magazine

Then, the hidden trolls who dwell within all companies started to emerge:

Keep us in the loop! I’m on the edge of my seat!

[Original question-asker], this must be the worst moment of your life, but the most amazing at the same time.

I’m selling Girl Scout Cookies!

Check out the latest of issue of InStyle!

[A photo of a child clad in Spongebob Squarepants pajamas, for some reason]

Found the solution: to remove yourself from this email chain, clickhere.

You’ll pry the reply-all button from my cold, dead hands.

In the end, there was Rickrolling, a solicitation for Girl Scout cookies, and even a reply from some poor soul in an international office who was the most confused of all. What isn't known is whether the hard-working people at Time received money for their healthcare savings accounts.

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In newly unearthed recording, David Bowie does perfect musical impressions of other legendary artists.

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After the passing of David Bowie, many paid tribute to him through art, music, and revisiting old clips. Saturday Night Live paid tribute to his musical performances, but a clip that was unearthed this week shows that he was an impressive impressionist, and could have been a cast member.

It was recorded by producer Mark Saunders, who was an assistant engineer on a session with Bowie in 1985. Bowie was recording the theme for the movie Absolute Beginners, in which he also acted. He arrived at Westside Studios in London to record lead vocals, and at the end of the session, spontaneously broke out into some musical impressions. Saunders, being a wise man, quickly pressed "record."

The result is a montage of voices better than anything seen on Jimmy Fallon. Bowie channeled Bruce Springsteen, Neil Young, Iggy Pop, Lou Reed, and Tom Waits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrtXFTw2ico

People shared how they look on Tinder vs. when they’re scrolling through. It got ugly.

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Millenial dating life usually involves staring at an app on your phone instead of a living person. It can be very jarring to catch a glimpse of yourself in its reflective surface, between swiping left and right on potential soul mates. We asked people to share what they look like in their Tinder profiles versus how they look in real life when they're deciding if they want to bother meeting someone who might be a bot for coffee. The contrast is hilarious, and these tweets fully support the stereotype that women on dating sites are mostly cat lady shut-ins:

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https://twitter.com/tillzy/status/689858012647952384

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https://twitter.com/HireMeImFunny/status/689537837511868416

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https://twitter.com/TheWeeeOne/status/689531118232719360

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https://twitter.com/alutkin/status/689531549612646401

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https://twitter.com/Sharronica/status/689521588937609216

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https://twitter.com/Bez/status/689540921159917568

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https://twitter.com/KristinSeltman/status/689559721796354050

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https://twitter.com/CateWeinberg/status/689879788564189184

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https://twitter.com/TheMissyBaker/status/689868430346874880

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https://twitter.com/JaxGotJokes/status/690048695019118592

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https://twitter.com/theweirdjulie/status/690041431961006080

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https://twitter.com/Millyisabunai/status/689855735346368513

Every one of these folks deserves to find The One. Except those that already have. Showoffs:

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https://twitter.com/missbreton/status/689540852151091201

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Kate Hudson got to play with a baby panda, which is exactly why people want to be famous.

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As if there weren't enough reasons to be jealous of terminally adorable actor Kate Hudson, she got to hold a four-month-old baby panda during a press tour for Kung Fu Panda 3

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAyPsKNJcv6/

(Note: this panda is not the actual Kung Fu Panda.) 

Hudson, who does the voice of Mei Mei the giant panda in the movie, met the panda at the Chengdu Research Base Of Giant Panda Breeding in Sichuan on Thursday. What did you do today? Probably not play with a baby panda. That's the kind of thing only famous people get to do. 

Don't jump to conclusions, though—her Instagram caption "I'm in love," doesn't necessarily mean that she and the panda are dating. 

Scientists discover 9th planet right after schools finish buying textbooks with only 8.

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Neil deGrasse Tyson may get the blame, but it was Caltech astronomer Mike Brown who really killed Pluto, and now he and his colleague Konstantin Batygin want everyone to change their planet count again because they've claimed to discover a Neptune-sized object floating way, way, way out in the dark. "Planet IX," as many have dubbed it, has not been seen yet—which will be tough since it is thought to be very distant, very slow, and very cold. The evidence for its existence however, is quite strong, and is similar to the way Neptune was discovered in the first place.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42GeoCVaZQg

Beyond Neptune's orbit is the Kuiper Belt, full of icy objects (including Pluto) that have strange, elliptical orbits outside the plane of the Solar System. In other words, all the planets from Mercury to Neptune orbit the sun in a big flat disc, but Pluto, Eris, Haumea and the millions of Kuiper Belt comets and ice chunks fly around at all sorts of wacky angles. BUT, scientists noticed, a handful of the largest ice chunks seemed to be coordinating their movements so that the moment they came closest to the sun was also the moment they crossed the plane of the regular eight planets. Los Angeles-sized chunks of ice don't normally coordinate anything, you see, because they're chunks of ice. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jy6JcViPkWg

 

Brown and Batygin calculated that there was only a 1 in 15,000 chance that these ice chunks would have clustered in such a way randomly. What made far more sense was that a large object was pulling these frozen mountains into similar orbits. When they crunched the numbers, they found that there should be a large planet way beyond the orbit of Neptune or Pluto—one moving so slowly that it takes 10,000-15,000 years to go around the Sun.

Related: Some of the best Tweets humans wrote in response to our closest encounter ever with Pluto.

Even more impressive, the computer model suggested that if this Planet IX existed, it would push other Kuiper Belt Objects into orbits that were perpendicular to those oddly clustered ice chunks. And when Brown and Batygin looked, they found objects in exactly such perpendicular orbits. 

Related: New images of Pluto's surface reveal majestic ice mountains at sunset, which is pretty neat.

But how did Planet IX get there? The current theory is that it formed alongside Neptune and Uranus, and is composed of the same stuff: mostly ice and methane. Somehow in the gravitational billiards game of the early Solar System, it was ejected and flung off into space. Instead of forever wandering the Milky Way alone in the dark, however, the gas cloud surrounding the early Solar System slowed its escape until it started to fall back towards the Sun...very, very slowly. Now it's wandering the Kuiper Belt in the dark, surrounded by other dark objects.

Related: The perfect "Cosmos" pickup lines to help you woo fans of science.

The Subaru Telescope in Hawaii (the "flagship telescope" of Japan's National Astronomic Observatory) will now monitor the night sky for Planet IX, and they expect to get visual confirmation within the next five years. So, if you refused to admit there were only eight planets, congratulations! Now you can pretend there are ten. As a reward for reading all this, here's some Looney Tunes:

https://vimeo.com/64344734

Bizarre Japanese condom commercial features dinosaurs boning, with an all-too-familiar ending.

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Japanese condom company Okamoto used CGI special effects to recreate dinosaurs having sex in their commercial. The result is much more advanced than a video with dinosaur action figures, or an actual person in a dinosaur suit. There's probably no scientific consensus on exactly how dinosaurs mated, but the commercial crafts an excellent guess:

https://youtu.be/EQ0px0v9SII

The female struggle has been real for millions of years. And now everyone knows what it looks and sounds like when a T. rex screams "Oh hell no!"

19 celebrity hugs that show nobody is immune from the awkwardness of physical contact.

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January 21st is National Hug Day, a day to remind the people of the United States to use arms for embracing rather than fighting. While the hug is an inherently intimate act—you're standing awfully close to one another and can smell their pits—hugs are often casually doled out because of obligation. Not even celebrities, those gods among us, are immune to the oh-so-awkward hug. Here are the finest cringe-worthy examples.

1. Jamie Foxx and Halle Berry

He's looking around for a burning car.

2. Shia LaBeouf and Carey Mulligan 

His motivational speech motivated her to break up with him.

3. Luke Perry and Fan

90210 or 911?

4. Matt Damon and George Clooney

Funnier than The Martian. 

5. Justin Timberlake and Ellen DeGeneres

They do not look *NSYNC.

6. Ian Somerholder and Ariana Grande

She must think he's a real vampire.

7. Kanye West and Taylor Swift

She seems a bit too into it.

8. Joe Jonas and The Air

The air loves him back.

9. Ray Romano and Cheryl Hines

Curb your enthusiasm, Cheryl.

10. Mariah Carey and Mike Tyson

She's worried about her ear.

11. Lady Gaga and Cher

That'll turn you into a vegetarian.

12. Gwyneth Paltrow and Blythe Danner

"Moooom! You're embarrassing me!"

13.  Taylor Swift and Justin Bieber

"If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go."

14. Taylor Swift and Olivia Munn

Now they got bad blood.

15. Jonah Hill and Leonardo DiCaprio

Almost as awkward as Rose not letting Jack on the door.

16. John Mayer and Kanye West

His body is a wonderland.

17. Barack Obama and Jay Carney

Couldn't figure out the term limit on this hug.

18. Joe Biden and Senator Chris Coons's Daughter

Hugs and kisses are his vice.

19.  Meryl Streep and Oscar

The Iron Lady and the Gold Man.
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