Musicians read mean tweets on 'Kimmel' and you'll never look at Drake the same way.

February 16, 2016, 7:05 am

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Meghan Trainor, Common, Ricky Martin, and Mumford & Sons all suffer the misfortune of being famous people with Twitter accounts. Seriously, all the money and fame in Beverly Hills can't build a hide all button big enough to block fun people with fun usernames like @IceTreyy, who told Ricky Martin he was more like "icky farti." Imagine how terrible it would be to read that on the yacht that "Livin' la Vida Loca" built.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y8bUT8UXUA

The best tweet of the night goes to a very poetic tormentor of Drake, who compares him to a certain rodent, with an afro.

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This is probably the only instance of a cat helping set up a home entertainment system.

February 16, 2016, 7:10 am

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Vine user Brandon Kutzke posted a video of his orange tabby helping him set up his home entertainment system, captioned: "Cats aren't as useless as everyone says." Posted in August 2015, the five-second video has now been watched almost 62 million times, probably mostly by cats looking to get some part-time IT work.

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Kendrick Lamar stole the show at the Grammys with performances of 'The Blacker The Berry' and 'Alright.'

February 16, 2016, 7:29 am

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Kendrick Lamar's performance at the Grammys last night followed the opening number of the Broadway smash hit Hamilton, which for most performers would be hard to do. But Lamar, who won five Grammys last night, is no ordinary performer, and his condensed versions of "The Blacker The Berry," "Alright," and a new song had staging and direction worthy of a really woke Broadway show. Take a look, unless you're one of those people who thought Beyoncé's halftime show insulted police officers, in which case this probably isn't for you:

It was impossible for many people not to compare the stunning performance to Hamilton, given they were both political, hip-hop musical theater with high production value. "The Hamilton number was a biting joke at the dinner table," wrote Nate Scott, a critic at USA Today. "Kendrick grabbed us by the throat."

Others on Twitter had to agree:

https://twitter.com/joshgondelman/status/699425744108314630https://twitter.com/mattbooshell/status/699425012768514048https://twitter.com/saraschaefer1/status/699428242290151424

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Kanye went on another wild Twitter rant last night about his $53 million debt and the haters.

February 16, 2016, 7:46 am

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The gears of the Kanye West tweet machine kept spinning last night, chewing up celebrities and spitting out headlines. Before you get into it, please heed this explanation that comes 17 tweets into a rant.

https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/699308927234633728

You wanted this. Why is this happening? Because YOU WANTED THIS. Now enjoy the fruits of Kanye's brand, which has become great music (for anyone willing to get swept up by the Tidal wave) and great crazy Twitter.

Here's how Kanye seemingly explained his request to Mark Zuckerberg for one billion dollars (get caught up here.)

https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/699307657786621952https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/699307776195973121https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/699307904893976576https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/699307951324958722https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/699308024792371200https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/699308079171522561

Kanye doesn't admit he lied about the "53 million dollars in personal debt," that he talked about in his last rant, and he's essentially preparing himself to enter politics. He's like any presidential candidate (besides the self-funding Trump), who won't spend his own money on a career project. A politician asks their supporters to fund their campaigns, and Kanye said Zuckerberg was a 'Ye fan, so it makes sense in a Kanye-way that he asked the Zucks for the bucks. He's just getting ready for his 2020 run.

Granted, the "I could not afford to take care of my family," bit sounds like when NBA player Latrell Spreewell turned down $21 million by saying, "I have to feed my family."

Check out more of Kanye's rant, and his take on Tidal over here.

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Virgin Australia's official Twitter account told Kanye what every corporation is afraid to, including Virgin Australia.

February 16, 2016, 7:46 am

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In a move that shocks no one, Kanye West has been busy fighting off naysayers of his new album, from Taylor Swift to music site Pitchfork. In a review published February 15, Pitchfork writer Jayson Greene gaveThe Life of Pablo a 9/10, which, as you see, is quite close to the highest possible rating. Kanye was not cool with this review, and responded accordingly.

https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/699366026337775621

Someone with access to the Virgin Australia Twitter page felt that Kanye rated his album a bit too high.

https://twitter.com/neilsherwin/status/699490240700895232/photo/1

EAD, of course, means eat a dick. Virgin Australia soon deleted the tweet—not before screenshots were taken—and apologized, though without directly disagreeing with the tweet.

https://twitter.com/VirginAustralia/status/699483437984428032?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfwhttps://twitter.com/VirginAustralia/status/699483531479650304?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Meanwhile, on Kanye's Twitter, he continued on a rant that, though peppered with good points, was undermined when he segued once more to publicly pleading for Tidal.

https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/699374444645494784https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/699374499414691840https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/699374547347243008https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/699374593996300288https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/699374663181271040https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/699374880660156416https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/699374901564538880https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/699374943637647360https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/699376240709402624https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/699376319285465088

Dear famous and wealthy musicians: it's okay to give up on Tidal.

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This woman trying to sneak a pic of Taylor Swift at the Grammys isn't as smooth as she thinks she is.

February 16, 2016, 8:01 am

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At last night's Grammy Awards, an audience member tried to sneak a pic of Taylor Swift with her phone. She made the ninja move during Swift's reaction to the Song of the Year announcement.

BuzzFeed captured the woman's attempt:

https://twitter.com/BuzzFeed/status/699453578453225473

Did you see Swift slightly turn her head away? It's as if she can now sense when someone is trying to take an unauthorized picture. That's freaky. If it wasn't live TV, Swift probably would have used her mind powers to make the phone float in mid-air and burst into flames.

Here is the amateur photographer after lowering the phone, probably wishing that little girl wasn't in the way of her shot:

What? Everybody holds their phone like this.

Hope that was worth it. If that woman has grandchildren, they're going to have to look at that picture a thousand times, as grandma retells the story about the time she went to the Grammys.

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The best Instagrams from the Grammys, including an extremely close-up look at Lady Gaga's nostrils.

February 16, 2016, 8:05 am

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On TV, the Grammys were a night of glamour,golden trophies, and trippy projections. Backstage, things were even more interesting, and celebrities shared the inside scoop on social media, including Justin Bieber pretending to be humble and the Bad Blood crew creating a classic reaction video to their win. Here are the best Instagrams from the Grammys, or as your dad would say, Instagrammys.

1. Swift, Selena and Squad celebrate their big win.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BB0vNHXjvKz/?taken-by=taylorswift

2. The hottest dates.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BB025wYjvKB/?taken-by=taylorswift

3. Common getting ready.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BB03pqbtmhe/?taken-by=common

4. Kendrick and crew backstage.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BB1ZPb_qtzY/?taken-by=thegrammys

5. Meghan Trainor and her dad's matching cryfaces.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BB1Sbh8uSoa/?taken-by=meghan_trainor

6. Miguel's tribute to Kendrick Lamar.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BB1YM9FC121/?taken-by=miguel

7. Adele, The Weeknd, and third wheel.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BB1TQSQqt5V/?taken-by=thegrammys

8. Lady Gaga getting ready for her Bowie tribute.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BB1Qzwrqt0J/?taken-by=thegrammys

9. Gaga getting her Bowie on.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BB0yb_PpFD_/?taken-by=ladygaga

10. Justin Bieber's victory lap.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BB1P6CCKty3/?taken-by=thegrammys

11. LL Cool J greeting Robin Thicke.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BB01TRUo6rV/?taken-by=llcoolj

12. Selfie with a kid who has connections.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BB1BKIno6gH/?taken-by=llcoolj

13. The host going over his lines.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BB1IZJPo6uu/?taken-by=llcoolj

14. LL's entrance.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BB1VbiMI6lQ/?taken-by=llcoolj

15. The Legend family.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BB1WhH8kSlD/?taken-by=johnlegend

16. Biebs getting moist.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BB0dZ9igvgx/?taken-by=justinbieber

17. The Brothers Bieber.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BB1QbQeAvtk/?taken-by=justinbieber

18. DJ Khaled, The Thinker.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BB0yu-RLu4W/?taken-by=djkhaled

19. Carrie Underwood glossing up.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BB09fSdrqlF/?taken-by=carrieunderwood

20. Uptown Funk gonna give it to ya.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BB1XVZLwaor/?taken-by=iammarkronson

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Woman spends Valentine's Day texting 17 random guys she met in Dublin bars. They're confused.

February 16, 2016, 8:14 am

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Like most young women who go to bars, Victoria Trocino has more than a few phone numbers she acquired while less than sober, and which she had no intention of following up on. Alas, Valentine's Day can make people do strange things. As a joke with her friend Clare, Trocinio texted 17 dudes she'd briefly connected with while summering in Dublin the last couple of years and shared the results on her blog, Blog on Fleek.

While a bunch of guys didn't respond to her V-Day well wishes—which is a shame because who knows what the Cian or Eoin she'd met would've said—a few did. Trocino told Someecards she "wasn't expecting any replies but my phone started buzzing." This story does not end with Trocino finding love. It only ends with strange text exchanges, which is arguably better.

This is what Isaac, a "a goddamn doctor," had to say.

After a seven month hiatus, Niall responded blandly. Boo, Niall.

Penguin Erector engaged in the greatest conversation. One would have to with a contact name like Penguin Erector. Trocino explained how this guy claimed that as his job title, because "he had the duty of picking up the penguins and placing them upright if they fell over" at the Dublin Zoo. Unfortunately, he wasn't a keeper.

Ryan, the last guy to respond, almost knew who Trocino was.

"...yellow hair n big tits" is close to small-chested brunette, at least when one is drunk.

"...these four conversations exceeded my expectations in every way possible," Trocino wrote.

Sadly, these were all the exchanges Trocino had. Maybe some more will respond over the week. Though it would be hard for another guy to top Penguin Erector's messages. From the start, he had everyone else beat.

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Article 35

February 16, 2016, 8:20 am

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Britney Spears tells audience she's looking for a 'hot nerd' with one particular qualification.

February 16, 2016, 8:30 am

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This weekend, Britney Spears told her concert audience that she was looking for a specific type of gentleman. As Spears has a residency performance called "Piece of Me" at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas, here she is making the request between songs. If only we knew whether there were any fans in attendance that "fit" the bill:

https://youtu.be/diZ4gAc05Nc

She says, um:

I think it's time for us to find a hot nerd. Like a really hot guy with a really big penis.

It's unclear how this well-endowed nerd was going to help Britney's performance, or if/how they were going to confirm his credentials.

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Taylor Swift debuted a new hairstyle at the Grammys last night. It looks oddly familiar.

February 16, 2016, 8:31 am

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Last night at the Grammys, Taylor Swift showed up with a brand new hairdo—this simple blunt cut with bangs.

Taylor Swift with a new haircut and some sort of candy choker.

It's a new style for Swift, yes, but not a new look altogether. It's a lot like, for example, Kelly Osbourne's hair at the Grammys two years ago.

And also pretty similar to the look Vogue editor/elfin queen Anna Wintour has rocked for the last 200 years.

Don't look directly into her eyes! SHE'LL STEAL YOUR SOUL!

Here's Swift's hair seen in its earliest configuration: Beverly Cleary kids book character Ramona Quimby (portrayed here by 10-year-old Joey King in the 2010 movie Beezus and Ramona).

A little shorter on the sides, but basically the same concept, on Kristen Wiig's beloved SNL character Target Lady.

And looking quite fetching on He-Man.

Has Taylor seen these "stylin'" clip-on bangs look you can get for your American Girl Doll?

Introducing the Taylor Swift American Girl Doll.

Get Taylor Swift's new hair yourself, no stylist appointment needed: a quick trip to a wig shop or a date with some kitchen shears should do you right.

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Paul McCartney was denied entry to Tyga's Grammys after-party, which is probably a good thing.

February 16, 2016, 8:52 am

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Tyga, perhaps better known by his alias "Kylie Jenner's boyfriend," threw a Grammys after-party where only the coolest were admitted entrance. Apparently famed musicians Paul McCartney, Beck, and Foo Fighters drummer Taylor Hawkins are not the coolest, because they could not get into Tyga's after-party.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKKgryvmDMw

"How VIP do we gotta get?" the 73-year-old McCartney and founding member of a slightly important musical group called The Beatles, can be heard saying in the video. "We need another hit," he joked to Beck and Hawkins.

Here's Tyga (and Bow Wow) learning about the mishap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=56&v=tmlPKx6c6KI

After the trio tried to get in for another minute, they threw in the towel and realized they have much better things to do, like breathe different air than people who don't care who these legends are.

In a way, it's reassuring that these musical titans do not fit the standards of Tyga, a Kardashian hanger-on and one-time Grammy nominee (between the three of them, McCartney, Beck, and Hawkins have 37 Grammys).

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Adidas responded perfectly to homophobic Instagram commenters on its Valentine's Day post.

February 16, 2016, 8:59 am

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On Valentine's Day, Adidas posted a cute image of two gay women kissing each other in running gear on its Instagram page, and, predictably, the account received some negative comments.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBwiTwdynQO/?taken-by=adidas

The official Someecards position is that the image is immoral for portraying the disgusting act of jogging—but apparently, some Instagram commenters had a completely different problem with the photo.

But Adidas responded to these homophobic comments with love and sass.

Yup, the clap back emoji.

Emoji: because homophobes don't deserve your words.

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15 celebrities who dressed so badly at the Grammys, they're lucky they can sing.

February 16, 2016, 9:21 am

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Last night's Grammy Awards were full of beautiful, talented people wearing hideous outfits. Hey, you can't have it all. That's kind of the best thing about awards show season, though. Celebs get to walk down the red carpet in whatever expensive garbage they want, and we get to judge them from the comfort of our couches while wearing sweatpants covered in pizza stains. So who are the real winners here? This list is all in good fun, but if anything seems too mean, just read it in Joan Rivers voice.

1. Taylor Swift

Don't look at Taylor's vagina, Lady in the Purple Shirt. Obviously, she's trying to make you, but fight it!

2. Lady Gaga

Less like David Bowie, and more like Ronald McDonald had sex with a wizard.

3. Cam

As soon as *Sesame Street* went to HBO, Big Bird started dressing sexy.

3. Joy Villa

Finally a hug-proof outfit for people with intimacy issues.

4. Janelle Monae

This looks like if a bell boy fell into a suitcase and stayed there.

6. Zendaya

That mullet makes her look like Joe Dirt on prom night.

7. Manika

8. Florence Welch

This 70's wizard dress makes her look like Charles Manson's fairy godmother.

9. Ciara

If you're hot enough, you can show up in a nightgown, and no one will notice.

10. Andra Day

This dress looks like something the Little Mermaid would pick out after getting her voice back, but then losing her sight.

11. Jaqueline Van Bierk

Hey, *Hunger Games* called. They want their dress back so they can throw it in the garbage.

12. Justin Bieber

The Biebs looks like he's here to take your drink order and then spit in it.

13. Adele

Adele can do no wrong, but even she looks like this dress is making her sad. It's the Grammys, not a glamorous reboot of Hocus Pocus.

14. Johnny Depp, Alice Cooper, and Joe Perry

These triplets look like goth kids at their 40th high school reunion.

15. Z LaLa

She may be trying to channel Cher here, but bitch you ain't Cher.

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Article 29

February 16, 2016, 9:30 am

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Lesbians ate penis for the first time. Their reactions had nothing to do with being lesbians.

February 16, 2016, 9:42 am

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Fresh off touching a penis for the first time, YouTubers Bria and Chrissy had their lesbian friends go beyond second base and put penises into their mouths. Well, the penises of bulls. And to consume as food, rather than to pleasure a partner.

It's an exciting moment for humanity: whether straight or gay, male or female, all can agree that eating a bull's penis is objectively ridiculous. Eating bull's penis transcends all subsets of humanity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E08043gi038

On the one hand, Bria and Chrissy seem like cool friends to have, but on the other, they'll feed you bull penis and let you barf into a bowl on camera without offering water or napkins.

You know what they say: True friends back you up after force-feeding you bull's dick.

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Here's what Twitter thought of Lady Gaga's over-the-top look on the Grammys red carpet.

February 16, 2016, 9:45 am

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Lady Gaga's David Bowie tribute at last night's 58th annual Grammy Awards was probably the most talked-about part of the whole show, but in true Gaga fashion, she had everyone talking before her performance even started.

Gaga showed up for the red carpet portion of the ceremony wearing a custom Marc Jacobs electric blue dress and approximately 500-inch red silk platform heels. And predictably, Twitter went nuts.

https://twitter.com/EvaDeMuro/status/699433014242254848https://twitter.com/ItsAlyssaShouse/status/699397601259601921https://twitter.com/MartinLMonster/status/699398389658755073

Her shoes got a lot of attention.

https://twitter.com/AnnaMariaDP/status/699405008723447808https://twitter.com/TimTeeman/status/699398447582081024https://twitter.com/DSWShoeLovers/status/699430003172360192

Of course, not everyone loved her look.

https://twitter.com/ForkParker/status/699447895636848641https://twitter.com/RachelBlondie/status/699407587339423744

Curious about the outfit itself? Here's the dirt on Gaga's threads.

https://twitter.com/vogueaustralia/status/699421177559711746https://twitter.com/marcjacobs/status/699413272529936384

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This mother and daughter say they're mistaken for sisters. The Internet disagrees.

February 16, 2016, 9:53 am

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A British mother and her 14-year-old daughter told a news station that they frequently get mistaken for sisters, and people were... very skeptical of that.

According to UK channel ITV's This Morning, Donna Galt, 33, gets mistaken for the teenage sister of her daughter, Mya. It's sort of an English version of the photo of two girls and their mother that went viral a few weeks back, except for the fact that that one was perhaps legitimately confusing. As a reminder, here's what that looked like:

https://twitter.com/kaylan_17/status/692827112873594885?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

And here's what Donna and Mya Galt look like:

https://twitter.com/itvthismorning/status/699283813159956480?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Most people thought the difference between the two women was obvious.

https://twitter.com/SiennaKraze/status/699332194305761282https://twitter.com/cxlfishcvnt/status/699318707873386496https://twitter.com/LilyLGray/status/699595403101130752https://twitter.com/ibarra96sarai/status/699328431482281986https://twitter.com/dvneia/status/699304623677399040

But who do you think is the mother?

Okay, maybe that was obvious.

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Mom pumping milk for triplets actually caused an airline do something right for once.

February 16, 2016, 10:12 am

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Jenna Mde was on a flight from Atlanta to Dallas over Presidents' Day weekend and needed to pump breast milk. And she really, really, really needed to keep on schedule because she is the proud mother of triplets. So when the Delta flight attendants noticed she was pumping, they went above and beyond to make her comfortable:

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10101957487201957&set=o.125472670805257&type=3&theater

Mde wrote on Facebook:

As a breastfeeding mother to triplets, it's important that I not miss a breast-pumping session, especially when traveling. Yesterday, two flight attendants, Kaitlin K and Loretta, on my flight from Atlanta to Dallas-Love Field, allowed me to sit in an empty first class seat for more space and privacy while I pumped in flight. They offered me snacks and provided TONS of water during my pumping session. Additionally, on my return flight this afternoon, the Dallas-Love Field gate attendant, Talesa, offered me an empty first-class seat so I could do the same. I am incredibly grateful for the lengths these individuals took to make my role as momma much easier and impressed by the advocacy this company has provided for breast-feeding and pumping. Thank you, ‪#‎Delta‬ for making being away from my babies a bit more bearable!

Mde hit the jackpot by having her privacy respected and getting two first-class seats. Now you know, all it takes to receive humane treatment from an airline is the huge responsibility of feeding three tiny humans.