For Lent, I'm giving up making jokes about what I'm giving up for Lent.

March 4, 2014, 5:01 pm

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This year for Lent I'm giving up.

March 5, 2014, 5:01 am

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I'm giving up letting someone rub filthy week-old ashes on my forehead for Lent.

March 5, 2014, 7:50 am

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What Your Dad's Google Search History Probably Looks Like

March 5, 2014, 7:51 am

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It must be a nice change of pace to have a man rub something on your forehead outside of a bedroom.

March 5, 2014, 9:02 am

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Happy Birthday to someone who's too young to know why there's an "e" in front of "ecard."

March 5, 2014, 9:18 am

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Unlike Russia, I'll always be truthful about pulling out.

March 5, 2014, 10:04 am

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If Russia prepares for war like it prepares for the Olympics, none of us have anything to worry about.

March 5, 2014, 11:14 am

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21 Things Everyone Wishes You'd Give Up For Lent

March 5, 2014, 11:18 am

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Let's give up alcohol for Lent to see if we really like each other.

March 5, 2014, 2:10 pm

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Happy birthday to someone so old they don't have any real vices to give up for Lent.

March 6, 2014, 6:44 am

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Sorry you have no sense of humor about having no sense of humor.

March 6, 2014, 7:30 am

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If People Reacted Honestly To Your Employment Status Update On Facebook

March 6, 2014, 7:38 am

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8 Diet Books That Should Totally Exist

March 6, 2014, 9:11 am

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I'm so bored I almost checked my voicemail.

March 6, 2014, 9:25 am

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There's no easy way to tell you this but I've already seen the link you sent me.

March 6, 2014, 10:29 am

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At my age, Spring Break means taking my full 30 minutes for lunch.

March 6, 2014, 11:24 am

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One thing funnier than the video you sent me is you believing I'm actually going to watch it.

March 6, 2014, 12:52 pm

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Let's discuss the article you sent me with full knowledge that we both only got through the headline.

March 6, 2014, 1:45 pm

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I want you to know that I often still think of you while we're having sex.

March 6, 2014, 5:01 pm

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