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Woman makes hilarious name tag for husband in case he gets lost on his solo trip to Vegas.

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We all need someone to look out for us. When Kim Gip's husband embarked on a solo trip to Las Vegas, she took the necessary precautions to make sure he'd be okay on his own. She sent him off wearing this hilarious name tag, which the couple's son Brandon posted a picture of on Twitter.

The tag says:

My name is Jim

If I look lost, Please call my wife, Kim Gip @ [phone number]

If I am in a restaurant just staring at the menu, please order me some sort of Asian food especially white rice.

I've never been away from my wife who does everything for me.

Ah, marriage. It's all about looking out for each other, right?

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The internet is turning the second presidential debate into Broadway musicals.

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Sunday night's presidential debate was a heinous mockery of democracy, but the town hall format blessed us with some remarkable memes. Ken Bone took America to the Bone Zone, and the podium-free, microphone set up made it look like Trump and Hillary were serenading each other in a 90-minute duet.

Because a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down, here's what the debate would look like as a Broadway musical.

1. Wicked

2. Grease

3. High School Musical

4. Hamilton

5. Aladdin

6. Les Miserables

7. Les Miserables 2

8. Spring Awakening

9. Rent

10. "My Way," Honorary Showtune

11. "Baby It's Cold Outside," Old Enough to Be a Showtune

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No one on the internet can believe the groom in this 1961 wedding photo isn't Matt Damon.

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Redditor coffeeandtrout recently stumbled on a picture of his or her parents at their wedding in 1961. Immediately, dad's resemblance to a certain Bourne star (not Jeremy Renner) jumped out. Everyone on Reddit agrees that this guy looks eerily like Matt Damon.

Let's take a closer look at this Not Damon:

How do you like them apples?

Now the real deal:

Well buy me a zoo. That's uncanny.

The commenters had a lot of fun with this one.

Could this guy's dad actually be a time-traveling Matt Damon? Yes, he definitely is.

Why did Ivanka like this tweet about her dad calling her a 'piece of ass?'

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While the whole world has been trying to reconcile Donald Trump's bizarre attraction to his oldest daughter Ivanka, it looks like Ivanka has been supporting it. Yesterday, she liked Huffington Post's tweet out of their article entitled "Trump in 2004: It's OK to call daughter Ivanka a 'piece of ass'." What in the living hell is going on?

The bizarre like was first discovered by CNN's Andrew Kaczynski, who appropriately captioned the find "OMG."

Within the article is a transcript of Trump being interviewed by Howard Stern in 2004. Stern asks the father of the year if he can call Trump's then 23-year-old daughter a piece of ass, and Donald says, "yeah."

And Ivanka liked it. What in the name of incestuous presidential candidates is going on around here? Does she really want her dad's friends calling her a piece of ass? Does she just go around liking any articles with her name in them? Does she know PEOPLE CAN SEE HER LIKES?

Apparently, she knows people can see them now, because since its discovery, the tweet has been unliked.

Poor Ivanka, she is just like her dad. She wants to pretend something never happened, but the internet refuses to forget.

The 25 funniest tweets of 10/10/16: Post-debate talk, Paul Ryan, Columbus Day and more.

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Monday saw more plenty hot takes on last night's debate. Plus, Paul Ryan disavows Trump (sort of), Canadians celebrate Thanksgiving (sort of), Columbus Day riles people up and more! These are the funniest tweets of 10/10/16:

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Donald Trump trashes Emily West's 'bad skin' in leaked 'Apprentice' transcript.

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The Huffington Post acquired a leaked transcript from an episode of The Apprentice in which Donald Trump criticizes country music singer Emily West for having "bad skin." This is definitely not even close to the worst thing Trump has said even in the last 24 hours, but it is yet another example of Trump trashing a woman's appearance.

A 2010 episode of The Apprentice entitled 'Beauty and Brains' had contestants re-brand a country music star to be judged by three industry professionals. West and Luke Bryan were chosen to be "made over" by the teams, and were coached on interviews, made live appearances and were given newly produced promotional packets.

Comin in hot! 🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰 #3rdandLindsley #Wednesday #aug3rd

A video posted by Emily West (@emilywestofficial) on

When it came time for the boardroom evaluation, transcripts show that Trump couldn't help but turning the conversation back to West's appearance multiple times—specifically targeting her.

"I assume you’re gonna leave this off, don’t put this shit on the show, you know. But her skin, her skin sucks, okay?” says Trump, according to the transcript. "I mean her skin, she needs some serious fuckin’ dermatology."

According to The Huffington Post, Trump went back and forth about West's appearance for about three minutes. In a rare moment of self-awareness amidst the rant against West's skin, he even said, "I assume you’re not putting this on the show. ‘Cause I don’t wanna destroy the kid’s career."

At one point in the conversation, Trump said this of Luke Bryan: "Personally, I am, as you probably heard, not a gay man, but I think he’s better looking that [sic] Emily okay?"

When Trump asked guest judge Trace Adkins what he thought of the brochures each team made for the challenge, Adkins said he preferred Emily's. Trump shot back with, "You’re obviously not a skin man, which is okay. I wish I wasn't."

You know who else is a "skin man," Donald?

Despite the weird fixation on her skin, Emily's team, led by pop singer Cyndi Lauper, ended up winning the challenge. Lauper confirmed to HuffPo that the leaked transcript was accurate. "Yes, of course [he said that],” Lauper said. "Of all people to talk about people’s skin! What the hell is going on with his?"

The Huffington Post also reports that there are many tapes and transcripts documenting sexist, racist and bigoted things Trump has said while filming The Apprentice over the years, but those who worked on the show had to sign nondisclosure agreements (NDAs) that prevents them from discussing or releasing any information. Those who break the NDA will face a $5 million dollar fine. A Go Fund Me account has been set up to raise funds to compensate a whistleblower.

Almost everyone who works for Trump has to sign an NDA, and Trump has said in the past that if he were president, he would said he would consider requiring high-level federal employees to sign NDAs as well. Kind of ironic from the man who called upon Russia to "expose" his opponent.

Donald Trump has grown so toxic, many women can't watch him on TV out of basic self-care.

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It's been widely reported that parents had to tell their kids not to watch the second presidential debate because of the mature content, but plenty of full-grown adults have also decided that they just can't look at Trump anymore, for their own mental health's sake.

These aren't people who are dropping out of the process—it was watching the news, after all, that upset them—they just can't look at him. Survivors of sexual assault and people who know them, especially, now face a situation in which a seemingly proud harasser is stalking their TVs. Director and actor Amber Tamblyn went viral this weekend with a post outlining how Trump brought her right back to her own assault. Tamblyn didn't announce she was sitting out the debate for self-care, but many others did.

The cognitive toll is even greater on women of color, who have to combine Donald's pro-groping attitude with his rants about how minorities live in hellscapes from whence only he can free them.

It's a big enough trend to attract the attention of local businesses, anyway.

Even among those who did, the race is clearly taking a toll.

How are you handling this election? Has it gotten to the point for you where you might have to go print-only, or turn off the TV and internet entirely until November? Whether you're glued to the screen or running for the hills, take care of yourself. We'll all get to November one way or another.

The 6 most haunted towns in America where you can pee your pants in terror.

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My hometown was scary because nothing ever happened in it and if I stayed there, I would have probably become housewife to a meth dealer. But these towns are scary because they're probably haunted. Go to these towns, not my town.

1. New Orleans, Louisiana

Angel, surrounded by bones, in some guy's yard

A photo posted by @jaimelutz on

That picture above is a picture I took of, like, some random person's house in New Orleans. It has to be the spookiest, coolest place in America, from its weirdly atmospheric antique shops:

Antique shop, New Orleans

A photo posted by @jaimelutz on

Gorgeous, strange, above-ground cemeteries:

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And creepy voodoo stores and museums:

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The city is supposedly haunted by voodoo queens, pirates, and evil doctors, making the dead occupants of the city just as interesting as the living ones.

Avoid the tourists, however, who are mostly middle-aged men trying to get you to show them your boobs.

2. Savannah, Georgia

Speaking of gorgeous old cemeteries, it's hard to get more beautiful than Bonaventure Cemetery in Savannah, which has the ghost of a creepy six-year-old running about and was made famous in the southern Gothic true crime book Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil:

Of course, there's a ton of haunted houses straight out of a Southern Gothic novel:

Hello Matilda. I'll see you tomorrow night my angel.

A photo posted by Laura (@southernlily) on

Oldest house in #Savannah #piratehouse #beforethestorm #hurricanematthew

A photo posted by David Smith (@davestheday11) on

And even a haunted brewery:

Supposedly this place is haunted #moonriverbrewingcompany #didntseeanything #savannah

A photo posted by Samantha Nagy (@samcnagy) on

There are plenty of ghost tours you can take through the town, but honestly, you might just get spooked out walking around. Something about the Spanish moss really makes it seem like there are ghosts flitting about.

3. Tombstone, Arizona

Yup, its real name is Tombstone, and at first glance it mostly looks like a tourist trap of an old, largely deserted Old West town:

My wildest (west) dreams came true... This place is for real - #tombstone #wildwest

A photo posted by Julius Karlsson (@jkokarlsson) on

But the town has a famous—and deadly—past. It's the site of the notorious shootout at the O.K. Corral between outlaw cowboys and lawmen, from which Wyatt Earp emerged unharmed but three outlaws were killed. They supposedly still haunt the place where they were shot down:

The Earp Brother's are in my family tree. Does this mean I'm cool yet? #cousins4lyfe

A photo posted by katie rae dawn (@katieraedawn) on

Other shootouts and lawlessness plagued the town in its Wild West days, and ghosts still hang out at their old haunts, including their final resting places like the Boot Hill Cemetery:

And, of course, ghost prostitutes haunt the old brothel that's the Bird Cage Theater:

Inside the Birdcage Theater. 👻 #tombstone #az #birdcagetheatre

A photo posted by Adri (@dri_dri27) on

4. Gettysburg, Pennsylvania

The battle of Gettysburg had the largest number of casualties of any battle in the Civil War, so yeah, there are ghosts.

Most of the reported ghost sightings in this town are connected to this famous battle, including, of course, the battlefield itself:

The Daniel Lady Farm, which was used as a hospital for wounded soldiers:

And the haunted old Gettysburg hotel:

The haunted Gettysburg hotel we stayed at 😱

A photo posted by Tara Borman (@owlbungalow) on

Just make sure to avoid the creepiest people of all: Civil War re-enactors who choose to portray Confederate soldiers.

5. Salem, Massachusetts

More than any other place on this list, Salem is super into its own creepiness. I went there on Halloween one year and l have never seen such spooky mayhem. You know that Disney Chanel Original Movie Halloweentown about a place where it is Halloween every day? Salem is basically Halloweentown.

Cresent #moon over the old courthouses in #SalemMA on the way to the #Halloween #parade

A photo posted by Rebekah Murphy (@bekahmurphy) on

Somehow, because of its history of killing accused witches, modern-day Salem has become a mecca for actual real Wiccan witches, which is sort of like if the Overlook Hotel from The Shining became a daycare. Though it's kind of hard to blame them for living in a place this beautiful:

#tbt Authentic spooky cemetery in Salem

A photo posted by tatsthompson (@tatsthompson) on

There are lots of authentic haunted houses:

#historic #Salem #October #autumn

A photo posted by 说去就去 (@backpackingpanda) on

The memorials for the witch trials:

Remembrance. #witchtrials #salemma

A photo posted by Salem Haunted Happenings (@hauntdhappnings) on

And lots of magic shops to keep you from bringing any evil spirits home with you:

6. Sleepy Hollow, New York

Washington Irving didn't invent "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow"—he wrote the story based on the folk tales of the area, which used to be called North Tarrytown. It is, as you'd imagine, as gorgeous as any other Westchester New York town:

The lighthouse. (📷: @maxlame) | Tag your photos with #abc7ny so we can show them off.

A photo posted by ABC7NY (@abc7ny) on

Haunted places include the Sleepy Hollow Cemetery, where Washington Irving is buried:

Right this way Mr. Irving. #nowisthetime #littlelord www.littlelordnow.com

A photo posted by Little Lord (@littlelordnyc) on

And creepy old churches where the Headless Horseman can supposedly be spotted:

But pretty much the entire town just has an air of creepiness:

Can't wait for the creepiest month of all 👻

A photo posted by Rachel Haley (@rachelhaley) on

Dr. Pimple Popper cheerfully pops out a huge lipoma on a guy's butt.

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Dr. Pimple Popper (Dr. Sandra Lee) is never shy when it comes to her patients. So it's encouraging to see that her cheerful, easygoing sense of humor resonated so well with this man while she squeezed an enormous fatty mass out of his left buttcheek. Her bedside manner is what keeps us coming back to Dr. Lee again and again—that and her fascinatingly disgusting, satisfying pops.

That man can go home with the satisfaction of knowing the junk in his trunk is evenly distributed once again. Thanks, Dr. Lee!

Feeling sad about Sunday's presidential debate? Here's a dog photobombing the Pope.

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Feeling bummed out after watching the madness that was Sunday night's second presidential debate? You could probably use something to cheer you up. I know! How about this absurdly happy dog photobombing the Pope?!

This smiley little guy was at the Vatican last week, where the Pope was meeting with a dog training group. The Pope also blessed/hung out with a bunch of other pups that day. (That's what I'd do if I were Pope, too.)

Boy, puppies always make me feel better about the dismal state of our nation. Did it work for you?

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'Male Kim Kardashian' Ruby Rue takes over Instagram with his juicy butt selfies.

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18-year-old Australian model Ruby Rue is Instagram's latest sensation for two reasons: his buttcheeks. The self-described "pretty boy" is constantly updating his account with selfies and belfies (butt selfies), inviting comparison with another proud butt owner, Kim Kardashian. Like Ms. Kardashian, his butt pics regularly break the internet, and his 7,000 followers can't get enough. Once you see this butt, you'll understand. You'll understand the butt.

I miss you💞🐾🚀💋 #reubenana #reubenana_official

A photo posted by Ruby Rue (@reubenana_official) on

Hello everybody 🐹🌟 #reubenana #reubenana_official

A photo posted by Ruby Rue (@reubenana_official) on

I know you like this😝😘 #reubenana #reubenana_official #love #boy #instagood #me #smile #follow

A photo posted by Ruby Rue (@reubenana_official) on

My life is sport💪🏻⚡️ #reubenana #reubenana_official

A photo posted by Ruby Rue (@reubenana_official) on

He also has a face, which, as indicated above, is pretty.

How are u? 👋🏻

A photo posted by Ruby Rue (@reubenana_official) on

Study time 📓📖📋 #reubenana

A photo posted by Ruby Rue (@reubenana_official) on

But come on, that's not why you're here.

Well.. Hello😏 #reubenana

A photo posted by Ruby Rue (@reubenana_official) on

Girls and boys, repeat please😋😘 Remember this? #reubenana #reubenana_official #sport #health #fitness

A video posted by Ruby Rue (@reubenana_official) on

This man has a bright future ahead of him, and a great butt behind.


This is the first school letter sent home you'd actually want your parents to read.

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This elementary school, presumably from the Dar-e-Arqam private school network in Pakistan, had a great reminder to parents the night before students embarked on their 1st term exams: not everyone is going to be great at everything, and that's ok.

And to think all the letters sent to my home were to have my parents sign off on my failures.

I know you all are anxious for your child's best progress, but please do remember that every individual cannot be the master of all areas. Kindly keep the following points in your mind before you assess your child's intelligence.

There is a Quran learner, who's chemisty marks won't matter.

There is an artist who doesn't need to understand Math.

There is an entrepeneur, who can't be the mastory of History or English Listerature

There is a sports person, whose physical fitness is more important than Physics

If your child shows good results in all subjects, that's great. But if he/she doesn't than please be humble with them and don't take away their self-confidence and dignity. One exam or low marks won't take away their dreams or talent.

Kindly, do not think that doctor and engineers are the only happy people in the world.

Where was this compassion when we were in school? This letter speaks to all the successful humans our there who at one point had to struggle with not being a fast reader or a "math person." Hopefully, parents will take the sentiments to heart and spare they're children the ego-bruising punishments, at least until they're ready to burn out in high school.

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27 parents who won't let their kids watch presidential debates anymore because of Trump.

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Usually, the challenge with talking to kids about politics is giving them room to form their own views, but in 2016 the problem is more direct: is Donald Trump suitable for children? That question became more pronounced after the tapes of him bragging about his ability to grope women without consequences emerged, and his subsequent decision to go nuclear at the debate. Here are 27 parents (they weren't hard to find) who took to Twitter to express their dismay that this election is now rated R.

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Remember to practice self-care for yourself, too! It's a tough race even for adults.

18 of the most entertaining photos from the 'No Hands Challenge,' AKA the fun new way to break your phone.

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It all started when a kid named Seth did the seemingly impossible, and garnered hundreds of thousands of RTs and likes in the process.

Once he proved it could be done, others pushed the boundaries of this new art form. Is this a new genre of photography? Or is it just Apple's newest plan to make you upgrade your phone sooner by tricking you into breaking your current one.

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It may be stupid, it may be pointless, but hey, at least it's not the election.

The two worst employees in the office try to stump their HR person with things they want to do.

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Glenn Boozan is the worst person at Above Average, except for the guy she brought in to make her look good, Mike "Nooch Machine" Antonucci. Together, they ask Above Average's poor, beleaguered HR person Patty what they can and cannot do as part of their 'Is This OK?' series. They invent sex positions, think of various ways to get bats into the office, and generally behave in a manner so disgusting, they should be running for president.

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