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These 21 Rejected Trump TV Shows are the only shows we want to watch right now.

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Now that Trump's campaign has been regularly posting live streams to Facebook from Trump Towers, there isn't much to guess about what Trump TV would look like. Twitter, however, has been way more interested in what Trump TV wouldn't look like. #RejectedTrumpTVShows has been trending all morning and I would watch every show they've come up with. Here are 21 of the best.

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25 horny people brag about the weirdest places they ever had sex.

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One thing people love about sexalmost as much as doing it is talking about it—how they do it, when they do it, and, of course, where they do it. Personally, when I'm watching a movie with a passionate love scene where people knock stuff off tables or desks, all I can think is, "That was all organized perfectly and now it's a huge mess." I hear about people doing it on kitchen floors, and wonder, "Don't these people know about beds?" But some people crave variety, and for others, when the urge hits, any port in a storm, right?

I picked through some Reddit threads looking for the strangest places people ever did the deed, and don't be shocked, but a lot of you are having sex in churches. Like, a LOT. Also, a surprising number of people have done it on amusement park rides. Probably the most important thing I learned from getting nosy about where people are doing the nasty is that you should never touch any surface of any place anywhere, ever again, because people have probably screwed on it.

1. I don't know if KebNes' age admission is supposed to make it better or worse. ​

Tube slide at an elementary school. Both of us were over 18.

2. FergBerger had a really romantic anniversary date night with his 8-months-pregnant wife. Especially the part about the HVAC unit.

I work in commercial construction. I know the maintenance manager of a building close to downtown who agreed to let us have an anniversary date on the roof. Took my 8 month pregnant wife to the rooftop (via a 2' x 2' scuttle hole she had to climb up). Didn't take much convincing that we had a rare opportunity to have sex on a roof. To stay out of sight, we were behind a large HVAC unit. I just knew the security guard was going to come see why we were taking so long up there.

3. Wait, is Youtht0pia talking about the sex or the tattoo?

Tattoo bed. The tattoo guy left me and my gf alone for quite a while because he went to meet another client. I feel kinda bad about it, but what's done is done, I can't change it.

Not that I would.

4. It's what Rembrandt would have wanted, CassandraVindicated.

In Rembrandt's closet. His home is a museum and they left a closet door unlocked; my gf and I took advantage.

5. Garfbar knows there's nothing quite as sexy as a chilly, decrepit old building. And God.

7th century church ruins in Ireland. In 25 years of marriage ranks as the top sex ever. 15 years ago and I still recall every detail.

6. A0mine_Daiki found a reason to like real books more than Kindles.

Public library. Pretty hard keeping quiet.

7. Bvred lived a perfect TV sitcom scenario.

Under the choir room piano (covered), teacher came in early and got stuck there until first period began and ended and he left for his free hour.

8. That's a kids' ride, dammit, somethingsupwivchuck!

In one of the teacups at Disneyland Paris.

9. Tinyspace and his/her partner may be the only people in history who ever had fun at a post office.

Post office. Was the only place open after sneaking out on a cold night. Probably on camera somewhere.

10. Just because it's called "seminary" doesn't mean you should be screwing, Relic199.

On stage with the Bishop's daughter at a Mormon Church. It was during "early morning" seminary, so all the lights were off, and I'm reasonably sure no one saw us. But I will say, the Bishop hated me afterwards. Good times.

11. PussySvengali remembers the best part of being a teenager.

In a tree. In a cemetery. I gothed SO HARD back then.

12. KCSunshine111 demonstrates why you should always lock up your yacht.

On a boat. That belonged to neither of us. At 2am. After jumping the fence of the marina and checking boats to find an unlocked one. We weren't finding anything unlocked and then on a whim, I went for the biggest boat in the marina. The sliding glass doors opened... We left the captain's quarters the way we found it.

13. Jsscmatthew really got into the holiday spirit.

I had sex under the town's Christmas tree.

14. Apparently​ psaasp doesn't like to do things the easy way.

In a canoe. We pulled it half way on land for more stability, but it was still very difficult.

15. Neither would the fish, ComradeRK.

In the ocean. Would not recommend, to be honest.

16. Brzt6060 shows yet another way that things really are different in Australia.

On the lawn out the front of a police station in rural Australia.

17. Bawl-o-gravay found a way to make shopping fun.

A dressing room at the mall

18. MENTATIX could have made a movie called Das Knocking Boots.

Engine room in a decommissioned Russian submarine.

19. This is what the Aerosmith song is about, right, thedankbank1021?

Ex and I did it in an elevator in the Chrysler building. Just a quickie. Then security was there when the door opened and they asked us to leave.

20. Beastgunner knows you've got to do a test drive before you buy the car.

One of those furnished model homes in front of neighborhoods. The door was unlocked so...

21. Ugh, DreamingMerc, then you've got to wash the inside of the car, too.

In a car, in a drive-in car wash at a Chevron during a double wash.

22. FavoriteKeeper hit the trifecta: bathroom, church, and funeral.

In a church bathroom at my grandfather's funeral. :(

23. As long as they weren't actually involved, PokePokeKachok.

One time my ex and I couldn't wait and we fucked in her aunt's cow birthing room... with a cow and her newborn in the room.

24. That's ok, iQUE2012, if it was a Greyhound, at least two other couples were probably having sex, too. Probably the driver, too.

Had sex on greyhound bus 4 or 5 rows from the back. It was around 4am while everyone was sleep

25. Smeggywulff definitely enjoyed church more than I did.

In a church bathroom with my girlfriend. I'm also a girl. It still makes me giggle, 14 years later.

Chelsea Handler says Jen Aniston couldn't have cared less about Brangelina split.

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When the shocking news about the Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston split first dropped, many people's thoughts turned to Brad Pitt's ex-wife, Jennifer Aniston. But as it turns out they needn't have bothered, because Aniston's own thoughts weren't too concerned with Brangelina at all.

Jen Aniston and Chelsea Handler, just hanging out, being blond and famous.

In an interview with Grazia, Aniston's best friend Chelsea Handler said,

It's so stupid and pathetic. As if Jen cares—she doesn't care. It's ridiculous that people still drag her into this. Hello, as if she is sitting around even caring about this.

Aniston and Pitt had been divorced for 11 years by the time his impending divorce from Jolie was announced. It's easy to think she might have secretly been happy to hear bad news about the man who done her wrong, but honestly, she's got a great husband now (Justin Theroux) and it's not like she's still pining for Pitt, who she famously described as lacking a "sensitivity chip."

Aniston doesn't seem the type to revel in the dissolution of a marriage with kids, either. So yeah, karma's a bitch, but the best revenge is simply getting over it and no longer caring.

Busty women explained all the ways you never realized big boobs are a pain in the ass.

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Many hetero dudes think large breasts are swell. Some smaller-breasted women would like to have larger breasts. But take it from women who actually have large breasts: it's no picnic. Some busty women recently got on Reddit and set the story straight about the unexpected complications of having large breasts. (Oh, and almost every woman said "back pain," but we edited those out so as not to be repetitive and depressing.)

1. User books-and-tea has boobs that sabotage her beverages.

You can't lean over the table without knocking something over. I don't know how many lovely drinks have been ruined because of my boobs. Also leaning towards your laptop while sitting down or laying on the bed with your laptop can sometimes cause your boobs to click the trackpad and cause fuckery.

2. And apricot_crumble would like you to know that you can't even read properly with big boobs.

When I am reading, sitting at that weird half sitting half lying down angle, my boobs cover the lower inch or so of the book. I have to push them in and out of the way as I get to the bottom of each page. Yes am aware could sit differently slash prop the book on a cushion but I don't do things that way

3. Golf: an annoying game made even more annoying by boobs, according to npcvillager.

Golfing. My tits get in the way when I try to swing.

4. Or you could have a situation like eatcauliflower, where your boobs get beat up all day, every day.

Work a physical labor job where I'm lifting ~50lb items daily, constantly, off pallets and onto other things. I hit my tits constantly. They bruise. It's awful. It sounds like something that should be easy to avoid but they're just this large obtrusion between my arms when I need to move moving shit.

5. If it's below the chest fluffykins27 isn't gonna see it.

I'll walk around all day with a stain or something on my side or stomach and won't notice it until I pass a mirror because I can't see underneath my boobs.

6. Just2clarafy coined a funny word to describe a very unpleasant thing.

Booblash. Like when you're on the bus and you hit a bump and your boobs go flying and then they remember that gravity is a thing and whip back down hard enough to feel like they're rip off your chest.

And then the awkward stares when you clutch your boobs and try to hold them in place...

7. Safety first, shecooedeffectively.

Seat belts either choke you, or go in your armpit.

8. Those dumb chair-with-tiny-table combos in college are even more useless for people like xaviira.

Those little chair-desks you get in college classes are basically just boob rests, they're completely pointless for me.

9. If yresimdemus is reading this right now at work, she's not enjoying it.

Trying to type on the computer poses a challenge. First, because I can't get the right distance from the keyboard. Secondly because my boobs get in the way of my arms, and they end up getting chafed if I'm typing too long (not to mention my arms having to be at an awkward angle so they cramp up).

10. User beatenandblindfolded gets to choose exactly how she'd like her shirts to not fit.

I hate how I sometimes have to buy a shirt in a bigger size for it to fit better on my boobs but then it drapes over my stomach and makes me either look pregnant or like a boat. :(

11. V is not for victory for PM-ME-YOUR-REPLIES.

V-necks or scoop shirts are "cute" and "innocent" on one girl, but make me look like a rejected Hooters waitress. The tight-shirt version is a Dominatrix. In the summer, you have to choose between looking like a whore, or being uncomfortably warm all day.

12. OvaryQuiver would love to know if and where you can buy a good bra.

I've never experienced the sore back thing, so I guess I'm the odd one out there but not being able to buy a decent bra for cheap at Walmart sucks. 50+ bucks every time so I wear them until they literally fall apart.

13. Youdirtydirtywhore did find a bra that fit, but that brings with it a whole host of problems.

I dont know if anyone has said this yet, but when you have big boobs, the weight pulls your bra down and the straps leave indents in your shoulders which become permanent. Sucks!!!!

14. Apparently some ladies, like theballinist, don't think localized heat rash is sexy.

I get heat rash underneath my boobs in summer, it's not very sexy.

15. GrandZebraCrew provides one of the Internet's few non-sexy stories about friction.

Developing skin tags due to friction. In addition to everything else that's already been mentioned.

16. Damn, not even sleeping is safe for women like notastepfordwife.

I can't sleep on my back because I can't breathe. So I sleep on my stomach, and I'm up so high my back hurts.

17. Lexjude doesn't take anything for granted. Such as breathing.

It's harder to breathe with boobs. Sometimes I will lift them off of my chest and take an unhindered breath and it's nice :p

18. User theloneabalone tries to put the stern in "sternum" but can't.

That most people don't realize? All right, try this: cross your arms. Go on, no one's looking. Just pretend you're a stern matron at a finishing school and you're about to deliver a serious scolding.

If you're not a busty woman, congratulations, you did it! You deliver that scolding, ma'am.

If you're a busty woman - where the Christ do the arms go? Over the breasts, pushing everything down? Under the breasts like a small floating shelf? Right across the nips? There's literally no comfortable way to do it.

19. And perhaps the worst thing about having large boobs, as experienced by Ellend821, is other people.

Not sure if anyone has mentioned this but the really inappropriate comments when you are massively underage (not that they are welcomed now..). I was a 32DD when I was 12 and suddenly I was getting lured at by men all the time, coupled with the fact I was still quite skinny (UK size 8) I had quite a 'nice' figure (that I HATED). I remember running down the street with my dog and group of 4 men pulled over in a car and started yelling stuff at me like 'yeah girl let them bounce!', that's pretty intimidating when you're not even a teenager.

Millie Bobby Brown talks to Maddie Ziegler about you weirdos watching her first kiss on 'Stranger Things.'

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Millie Bobby Brown—the tiny, beautiful, British porcelain doll who warmed hearts and blew minds as Eleven in Stranger Things—had her first-ever kiss on set. Brown was interviewed by her "BFF," Sia's ego Maddie Ziegler for Interview magazine, who got her to dish on her first kiss like they were playing Truth or Dare at a slumber party.

Brown was professional about this occupational hazard, and once she forgave Ziegler for making her talk about it, had some interesting insights about her newfound powers.

ZIEGLER: Oh, what was I gonna say? We were talking about Stranger Things being your favorite show because you get to kiss Finn [Wolfhard, who plays Mike].

BROWN: You're an evil, evil person. You know that? Are you aware of that, Maddie? Yeah, I did have to kiss Finn. At the end of the day, it's only acting, and it's something you have to do, and I would do anything for the show. I cut my hair, I kissed Finn. It was definitely strange. It was, like, my first kiss, so it was kind of weird. But then, like, when I'd done it, I thought, "Wow. It makes sense for the storyline."

ZIEGLER: It was priceless, like, your reactions. You were like, "Kissing sucks." And then Finn ...

BROWN: Finn reacted quite well and I didn't. [laughs] I felt really bad afterwards.

ZIEGLER: It was funny because, obviously, boys are attracted to you. Pretty cool.

BROWN: It's in a strange way. I don't know if they're like in love with the character. Like, [they want to brag] "I know the real character, guys."

Read the whole interview, including the exclusive list of who Brown and Ziegler want to invite into their squad, over at Interview.

A teen dressed up as a clown to scare his friends and it ended in bloodshed.

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Well, it finally happened. A police report out of Berlin, Germany says that a teenager dressed up like a clown to scare a friend and ended up getting stabbed. What did he expect to happen? This whole thing reminds me of that song from the musical Chicago. How does it go again? Oh, yeah.

According to the Chief of Police in Berlin, a 16-year-old wearing a clown mask and wielding a hammer tried to scare his friends when a 14-year-old acquaintance pulled out a pocket knife and stabbed the alleged aggressor in the torso. It was only after they removed the clown's mask that they recognized the boy as one of their friends. The 14-year-old administered first aid on the older teen until he was rushed to the hospital by ambulance.

I only feel a little bad.

The 14-year-old boy was initially arrested before being handed over to his parents, because it is probably pretty easy to convince authorities that you acted in self-defense when you explain that you were pursued by a FREAKIN' CLOWN WITH A HAMMER.

Go away forever, please.

"Creepy clown" bonanza started around August when reports of gangs of clowns trying to lure children into the woods came out of South Carolina. Since then, reports of creepy clowns have popped up all over the world. Why? Because some sick people want to make 2016 even worse than it already is.

Guy realizes girl's Tinder photo was taken in his own bathroom. Then it gets weird.

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Two 19-year-old West Virginia University students have found themselves in the middle of a modern day Serendipity, made possible by Tinder. Mark Kowalczyk was swiping away on the app when he saw a young woman whose profile picture was a bathroom mirror selfie (a Tinder classic). The weird part was that it was his bathroom.

Kowalczyk even recognized the pile of clothes in the corner as belonging to his roommate, who never picks them up. He was baffled.

No one could mistake that cheap paneling or those stinky clothes—that's the same bathroom. Kowalczyk tweeted the photos, expecting his friends would get a laugh out of the mystery. But instead, the entire internet was gripping with burning curiosity. The tweet went viral—it currently has more than 14,000 retweets, and more than 51,000 favorites.

Before long, the young Tinderella was alerted to the tweet. Jenna Zagrodniczek, the subject of the mysterious selfie, tweeted at Kowalczyk with another photo that began to explain what was going on.

As it turned out, Zagrodniczek had attended a house party at Kowalczyk's place without knowing who lived there (ah, college). Noting the excellent lighting in the bathroom, she took a selfie, and later used it as her Tinder profile picture, despite the pile of dirty laundry in the corner.

It seemed the case was closed. But now, the entire Twittersphere was involved, and they wouldn't rest until the two lovebirds fulfilled their destiny and coupled up.

The good news is that the answer is yes. Kowalczyk told BuzzFeed News that he and Zagrodniczek are planning on getting together around Halloween. Which is romantic in its way, although Zagrodniczek doesn't have many other options. It seems like the experience has ruined Tinder for her.

But what of the slovenly roommate? What did he think of his stanky laundry going viral?

Oh good.


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This Cubs fan predicted their 2016 season with eerie accuracy in his 1993 yearbook.

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A strangely specific high school prophet may have predicted this year's miracle season for the Chicago Cubs back in 1993.

Tuesday night, the long-cursed Cubbies will play in the World Series for the first time since 1945. It's an event they haven't won since 1908, and their mere appearance in the Fall Classic has shocked longtime fans to tears—exhibit A, of course, is Bill Murray.

Meanwhile, this yearbook photo from 1993 shows that one guy, Michael Lee, apparently isn't surprised at all. His senior quote read:

Chicago Cubs. 2016 World Champions. You heard it here first.

Obviously, you're skeptical. Well, the Chicago media's covering the Cubs World Series like they might the moon landing, and any conspiracy theories are swiftly fact checked.

A video on WGN shows the yearbook in question's cover and the photos inside, where a one Michael Lee appears to call the Cubs' win completely out of nowhere.

And the internet has rejoiced.

But the words of the prophet, incredible as they are, won't be completely proven until the Cubs make good on the prediction by sealing the win.

To ascertain the odds on that prospect, ask a Cubs fan about Steve Bartman.

This politician's wife made a campaign video just to keep him away from home.

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Gerald Daugherty is up for Travis County Commissioner, and his re-election campaign strategy is a new one: appeal to every woman who thinks her husband is boring AF.

The campaign ad features Gerald's wife, Charlyn, who pleads with Texan voters to re-elect her husband because she can't handle him hanging out around the house.

Like an '80s sitcom, the husband drones on and on about policy, boring the hell out of his wife and friends. Only, you're supposed to want to vote for one of them.

"So is he always like that?" asks Charlyn's friend?

"Yeah," Charlyn responds. "All the time."

Cue the laugh track.

Only you can save Charlyn from having to talk to her husband. Election Day is Nov. 8th.

Nanny cam catches little boy having the ultimate 2 a.m. dance party.

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It's 2 a.m. Do you know where your kids are?

They're likely safe in bed, or perhaps training for American Ninja Warriorin the living room.

Cody Wray, an owner of an IT security company in Florida, decided to check the footage on his security camera one morning when he saw it was unplugged. Instead of finding just hours of footage of the boring old couch, he discovered that his six-year-old son, Dylan, parties it up in the wee hours of the night.

Looking through security footage when I found this event in the middle of the night in my living room. He's so dead.

Posted by Cody Wray on Wednesday, October 19, 2016

(Add your own soundtrack! I recommend "Yakety Sax")

After seeing Dylan's impressive gymnastics skills, Wray posted the video to Facebook, where it's been viewed over 361,000 times.

“Every time we watch it's still hysterical,” Wray told ABC News. “You want to be mad at him since he's jumping on our brand new couches, but he's just so cute.”

Dylan was even ingenious enough to unplug the camera before sneaking back to bed.

The boy's parents say that he once told them, “I get up at like 2 a.m. sometimes,” but they assumed he was exaggerating about having to get up early for school.

But no, Dylan is literally up is literally up at 2 a.m., training for both the ninja course and the dance floor, living the dream.

WTF: These Japanese pop stars appear to be wearing Nazi uniforms.

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A Japanese pop group called Keyakizaka 46 may or may not have intended to dress up looking like Nazis this Halloween. But that's what happened, according to photos from their website, Kotaku reports. And it's definitely the wrong kind of scary.

Oh heil no!

It has not been confirmed if the pop stars intended to look eerily like soldiers in Nazi Germany, but fans on social media were quick to point out the striking similarities.

Yikes.

Even creepier, ​this kind of thing has happened before, and more than once. Back in 2008, a Japanese pop group faced backlash after members nominated Adolf Hitler as a “great person” and referred to him as “Uncle Hitler” on network TV.

Look, I understand it can be hard to choose a Halloween costume. But if you find yourself asking "should I dress up in this Nazi uniform?" this year, the answer is "go home, you're drunk."

7 things you missed today while you were at your boring adult job: Tom Hanks, Justin Timberlake, 'Gilmore Girls.'

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Finally: A real dating app for people who hate life.

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Misery loves company, but it's hard to find a fellow miserable soul when dating sites are about pretending that existential despair didn't bring you there in the first place.

Enter Shaun Price, creator of DateMiserablePeople.com, a destination and app for singles who are tired of pretending that they like traveling, exercising, and themselves.

funny horror vintage goth the addams family

"The majority of the sites, everybody's perfect," Price told Arizona Family,"Everybody's got a beautiful picture, everybody loves to travel, everybody loves to hang out with their friends but that's not really who they are. Really who they are in their daily lives is really a different picture."

After going through the trials and tribulations of all the dating sites and apps and services, Price felt "intimidation of feeling inadequate for the majority of people that have profiles posted on these sites."

Enter Date Miserable People, which describes itself as "a place for people to come together and feel comfortable sharing their lifestyles, interest and concerns honestly."

The site is a totally real thing, and has begun hosting speed dating events for people to vent and connect in cities all across the United States.

In the land of the sad, it's even possible that being miserable can make you more desirable.

Find your true love, kindred spirits. Find the Miserable Marius to your Miserable Cosette.

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Didn't watch 'Stranger Things'? Here's everything you need to fake it in 10 minutes.

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Here's the bare minimum you need to know about Stranger Things to make it through a Millennial brunch. Maybe you don't have Netflix, maybe you don't like spooky stuff, maybe you just don't care. Anyway, the excellent nerd explainer channel Alt-Shift X is here to save your too-cool-for-online-TV butt. The video is over 16 minutes long, but you really only need the first 10 to wing it. Scroll down for bullet points.

(Full disclosure: I am one of those people who does not care enough to actually watch. Here's my summary from watching this summary.)

1. The show is centered around a Big Secret Government Project, loosely inspired by the real world mind control experiments the government carried out in the mid-20th Century, known as MK Ultra.

2. The show takes place years after the original MKUltra-like program. One of the show's main characters, Eleven (you've probably heard of her, she's the shaved-head girl with powers) is the daughter of one of the original patients, who was given a mind-expanding drug while she was pregnant.

3. Dr. Brennan, the Big Secret Government Project's lead scientist, essentially kidnapped Eleven and has been raising her in the lab, perhaps posing as her father. She is very angry and has not been treated humanely.

4. Eleven can do a kind of psychic projection thing, listening to people far away by going to a kind of void-like realm, that the US Gov't uses to spy on Russians.

5. While there, Eleven meets an effed-up interdimensional monster. It has five outward-folding flaps full of teeth instead of a face. Dr. Brennan orders her to touch it. This opens up a dimensional portal through which the monster, known as the Demogorgon, can cross from its realm into the real world.

6. The Demogorgon's world is known as the Upside Down. It looks like the real world, and has all our buildings, but it's devoid of humans and seems to have been taken over by a gross fungus/disease/'Alien'-style biostructure. Also, it doesn't change when the real world changes, so it may have been created in the moment 11 touches the Demogorgon.

7. Unfortunately, though, the Demogorgon is out and hunting all kinds of stuff in the real world, especially Will. Will is a kid whom everyone seems to like.

8. Eleven escapes the lab through a drainage pipe and meets Will's friends who teach her about being a kid and stuff while she helps look for Will. Will is in the Upside Down and is being used as an incubator, probably for Demogorgon babies.

9. Will's older sister whose name I've already forgotten is at that horny age, but she hooks up with the jerk who looks like Ben Schwartz instead of Will's older brother Jonathan. Anyway, all these kids somehow get Will back from the Upside Down.

10. Barb is a prude who gets eaten and stuffed full of slugs. These slugs may be baby Demogorgons. Everyone wants to know how the slugs will pay off in season 2. Will also coughs up a slug when he gets home.

11. Eleven and the Demogorgon touch again and turn into a bunch of flies. The end.

Hold up, they might have finally invented a male birth control pill.

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A scientific breakthrough has emerged that could potentially lead to a safe and reversible male contraceptive. Praise be.

Apparently, scientists have discovered which protein gives sperm the ability to swim, and then created peptide compound that can turn that protein off. No swimming sperm, no pregnancy.

According to the Telegraph, researchers are shocked at how fast it works. Potentially, a man could take it just minutes before having sex, and it wears off after only a couple days.

“The results are startling – and almost instant," says lead researcher Professor John Howl, of Wolverhampton University. "When you take healthy sperm and add our compound, within a few minutes the sperm basically cannot move.”

Yes. Good. That.

This is way easier than the female birth control pill (also known as the ONLY birth control pill for the last 50 years—where you been, science?) which takes at least a month to become effective, and then takes multiple months for the effects to wear off. Not to mention how great this is for every woman for whom the pill turns into a crazy person.

So far the compound, which will either end up as a pill or a nasal spray, has only been tested in labs, but could be tested on live animals within the next three years. Only one question remains:

Why wait?

John Mayer and Demi Lovato might be exploring each others' wonderlands.

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John Mayer and a newly blonde, newly single Demi Lovato are possibly maybe an item,​ Us Weekly reports. According to not one but multiple sources, Mayer, 39, and Lovato, 24, were seen "hanging out" at a restaurant in LA this past Saturday night. Oooooooooh!

The two singers arrived at and left the restaurant separately, according to an insider, but while inside they "chatted it up for over an hour," and Mayer said Lovato "has one of the greatest voices."

Another insider told Us Weekly that "John had his arm around Demi and was whispering sweet nothings into her ear." This could definitely mean they are doing it! Either that or she had something in her teeth and he wanted to tell her without shouting over the music. The witness added that Lovato "was into it," and "they weren't making out or anything, but she was giggling the whole time."

The two do have a history, although an innocent one. In April 2009, Lovato called Mayer her "inspiration" and "idol" after Mayer complimented her music on Twitter. She was a teen at the time which makes the idea of them dating a little icky, but moving on.

A few months later, they collaborated on the song "World of Chances" on her second album, Here We Go Again." Lovato said this was "a dream come true" and told MTV News that she had a "great time" working with him. "The process of the collaboration was actually really funny because he's a really, really funny guy, and he talks a lot, so he'll go off on something," she said. "He taught me a lot about the business and gave me a lot of advice."

Lovato recently ended a relationship with Wilmer Valderrama. And John Mayer is single after having dated, well, everyone. I'm not going to say that these two have definitely had sex. I'll let you arrive at that conclusion yourself.

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