During Sunday night's episode of 60 Minutes, Lesley Stahl interviewed President-elect Donald Trump (swallow rising bile) about the election and his plans for the future of America, i.e. "the Great-Makening." When Stahl addressed Trump about the numerous horrific attacks his supporters have been directing towards Muslims, black people, brown people, Jewish people, LGBTQ people (and pretty much everybody else), our future leader looked into the camera and told his devotees, "Stop it." Welp, that oughtta do it.

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Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian have been dating on-and-off for the past nine years now, and according to People, they may be on again. The two last broke up in the summer of 2015.

The exes have always been close and co-parent their three children, Mason, 6, Penelope, 4, and Reign, 23 months, together. However, the former couple appears to have taken a weekend getaway sans the kids to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Could they have taken the romantic trip as just friends? Sure, but probably not.

A source told People that Scott surprised Kourtney with the trip, and that "Scott set it all up and [it] was a way to try and make things work again with Kourtney." The plot thickens.

On Sunday, the eldest Kardashian sister uploaded this picture from her mini-vacation onto Instagram with the caption "Views."

Kourtney's baby daddy then uploaded a picture of her butt, also captioned "Views."

To quotethe pop group Gym Class Heroes, "if that ain't love then I don't know what love is."

Maybe someone should tell those Disney princesses that dating a prince isn't always that fun. Ask Meghan Markle, Prince Harry's girlfriend, who had her privacy very, very much invaded when a nude Snapchat photo of her was allegedly leaked over the weekend on the cite Naughty Gossip.

In fact, the 35-year-oldSuits actor, who describes herself as biracial, is getting so much unwanted attention from the media and hate from the world at large, that she requested time off from work, possibly to meet with lawyers, according to Page Six.

On Tuesday, Kensington Palace issued an (unprecedented) public statement addressing the abuse on the prince's behalf, reading in part,

[T]he past week has seen a line crossed. His girlfriend, Meghan Markle, has been subject to a wave of abuse and harassment. Some of this has been very public—the smear on the front page of a national newspaper; the racial undertones of comment pieces; and the outright sexism and racism of social media trolls and web article comments. Some of it has been hidden from the public - the nightly legal battles to keep defamatory stories out of papers; her mother having to struggle past photographers in order to get to her front door; the attempts of reporters and photographers to gain illegal entry to her home and the calls to police that followed; the substantial bribes offered by papers to her ex-boyfriend; the bombardment of nearly every friend, co-worker, and loved one in her life.

Okay, England, leave the poor lady alone now please.

On the campaign trail, Melania Trump pledged that as First Lady, she'd try to tackle cyberbullying. This weekend, she told60 Minutesthat she tries to start with her own husband.

But alas, Orange Cheeto Demons gonna Orange Cheeto Demon, and Melania says that though she tries, Donald just doesn't listen.

60 Minutes' Lesley Stahl asked Melania if she tells her husband if he's gone too far.

“Yes, I tell him all the time,” Melania said. “I think he hears me, but he will do what he wants to do on the end. He’s an adult. He knows the consequences. I give him my opinion and he could do whatever he likes with it.”

Wow. While he is (ostensibly) an adult man with agency, it sounds like her rebukes must be as convincing as Trump's: "Stop it."

If Melania successfully gets Donald to stop tweeting threats against the press, his opponents, and perpetuating violent language, she just might be the most important political figure of our times.

On Saturday, Katy Perry put "words into action" and donated $10,000 to Planned Parenthood, the reproductive health nonprofit that will likely lose funding during the Trump-Pence administration.

Now, more celebrities are sharing their donations, and they're doing it with a pretty ingenious twist—putting the donations in vice president-elect Mike Pence's name.

In addition to comedian Amy Schumer, actresses Amber Rose Tamblyn, Ashley Hinshaw, and Jaime King also made donations in the name of Mike Pence. So did Best Coast's Bethany Cosentino.

While Donald Trump became vocally and ravenously anti-abortion during his campaign, Mike Pence has a legislative record that's absolutely vehement in its rejection of a woman's right to choose.

NARAL Pro-Choice America would be happy to detail that record for you, including the fact that Pence voted for "a law that criminalizes some abortion services, with no exception to protect a woman's health."

If you want to follow Schumer's example, go to the Planned Parenthood website and check the box: "Yes, my gift is in honor or in memory of someone special."

Rumors have been circulating that Taylor Swift and Drake may be somewhat of an item, but now there's a new theory as to why Tay and Drake have been spending so much time together lately: Taylor wants to try hip hop.

According to The Sun, rumor has it that Drake has been helping Taylor explore "a new urban sound" for her music. A source told them:

“Drake has been her friend for a while and it seemed a no-brainer that she would spend time in the studio with him. As well as writing with Taylor, he’s producing a few tracks and even lent his vocals to one song. It’s a real mix of edgier hip-hop and R&B sounds."

Is this true? Who knows. But hey, Taylor has already dominated the country and pop scene. Maybe hip hop and R&B are next on her quest to total world domination. Is she coming for Beyoncé?!?!

Meanwhile, sources continue to insist that Drake and Tay are just good friends. I still kind of hope they're dating, though.

Don't panic, but Kendall Jenner has deleted her Instagram. Are you still okay? Still breathing?

If you try to access the 21-year-old's page now, youwill be met with a cold, sad message that reads, "Sorry this page isn’t available. The link you followed may be broken, or the page may have been removed." Okay Instagram, is the link broken, or am I?

But fear not, you maybe be able to keep up with Kendall again soon. In a recent interview with Allure, Jenner did confess that she thinks it's rude to be constantly on your phone, and in order to live in the moment she sometimes has to remove herself from social media. She cites a vacation with her little sister Kylie as an example.

It was the first time we had ever been to this beautiful place, and we were sitting in a car. I was just zoning out, taking it all in. And Kylie wouldn't put her phone down. I'm like, 'That's so crazy to me that you're not experiencing this.' That was the moment it kind of clicked for me. And I didn't like it. So sometimes I delete Instagram or Twitter or Snapchat off my phone for a couple days.

Kardashian/Jenner selfies seemed like the one thing we could count on after this harrowing week. What can we depend on anymore?

Michael Moore wasn't the only person on the left to predict that Donald Trump would win the 2016 Presidential Election. In July 2015, Minnesota Congressman Keith Ellison was on ABC's This Week, talking about the candidates for the Republican nominee (oh, to go back to better days), when he warned people of the very real possibility that the crazy reality TV billionaire could actually end up being president of the United States. And then everyone except him cracked up. Oops.

In the clip, George Stephanopoulos has a panel consisting of Ellison, Maggie Haberman from The New York Times, Matthew Dowd from ABC, and Republican (but non-Trump voter) strategist Ana Navarro.

Ellison says (emphasis mine),

All I want to say is that anybody from the Democratic side of the fence who's terrified of the possibility of President Trump better vote, better get active, better get involved, because this man has got some momentum. And we better get ready for the fact that he might be leading the Republican ticket.

At this point Stephanopoulos and Haberman start to laugh, and Stephanopoulos says, "I know you don't believe that. But I want to go on..."

But Ellison continues,

You know, George, we had Jesse Ventura in Minnesota win the governship. Nobody thought he was going to win. I'm telling you, stranger things have happened.

The seventh episode of the first season of Westworldheld the answer to one of the internet's most popular theories about the show—and at this point there's a legal obligation to warn you about spoilers. As Dolores said before the episode:

The twist ending may not have surprised anyone who reads Reddit, but the reveal was satisfying and, honestly, pretty freaking heartbreaking. Here's 17 people still dealing with the revelations in Westworld's latest episode, "Trompe L'Oeil."

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While dads across the nation are suggesting that Donald Trump's win might be good for comedy because of "all the material" he'll provide, incidents at professional comedians' performances suggest the opposite.

Weeks after Amy Schumer caused walkouts for her anti-Trump material, Wanda Sykes was booed off stage at a charity event for hers.

Sykes, like every late-night comedian, ventured on a takedown of the president-elect, and started getting heckled and booed within five minutes.

According to PinkNews, Sykes took to the stage and said:

After the election, I was going around consoling people. I said, ‘Guys, look on the bright side … I was telling everybody, ‘It’s OK. It’s gonna be OK.’ I am certain this is not the first time we’ve elected a racist, sexist, homophobic president. He ain’t the first one, he’s just the first confirmed one.

Everybody was just saying, ‘Oh, well, he just has to learn how to be more presidential, he just has to learn how to control his temper. He has to learn how to be more mild-mannered.’ I have a seven-year-old boy, those are the things I’m teaching him. Donald Trump is 70. That m*therfucker isn’t learning sh*t. That’s just who he is. He’s the crazy man.

But the hot take of calling Trump "crazy" was too much for the Boston audience.

The event was captured by conservative writer Sam DeGreen (hence the bias in tweets).

After the booing, Sykes replied:

F*ck you, motherf*cker, fuck all of y’all. How can you say he’s not a racist? ’Grab them by the pussy’? How can you say he’s not sexist? How can you not say he’s homophobic?

Denis Leary, the night's host, told The Boston Herald, “For 22 years we have never censored any performer at Comics Come Home. Each comedian is free to speak their mind. This has resulted in the longest running stand up charity event in America."

Sykes eventually flipped off the crowd before leaving the stage.

Yeah, Trump is not so good for comedy. At least not for comedians.

Dads have all different jobs and hobbies, but one thing a lot of them have in common is a genuine love for teasing and embarrassing their kids. Especially their daughters, who often make no sense to them. One man who's really at the top of his game is Burr Martin, whose recreations of his daughter Cassie's selfies on Instagram have earned him over 60,000 followers—nearly twice as many as she has. Truly adding insult to injury.

Handkerchief bandeau for the win.

Close, but where's the nose ring?

Dads don't need Snapchat for wreath filters.

He took a risk here, and it paid off.

Not bad! Terrifying, but not bad.

Hatchimals are bird-type creatures you coax out of an egg and eventually train to talk and play games. It's only November, but they're already sold out. Let the panic begin.

Aside from the egg and the fact that your kid won't know which one they're going to get until it has hatched, it's unclear how this is different that our Furbies of yore. Still, Hatchimals have already created an international panic as parents are finding out that the toy they need to get for Christmas is already sold out before Thanksgiving.

Already, the rumors are spreading.

Hatchimals makers Spin Master swears this isn't a publicity stunt. This pop-up is the first thing you'll see when you go to their site.

Whether this is just a greedy ploy or an accident, if a Hatchimals was on your kid's list, you've only got two options: either put yourself on a waiting list and teach your kid the value of patience, or shove a Furby into a giant plastic Easter egg and hope for the best.

On Friday, Veterans Day, a U.S. Army veteran named Ernest Walker decided to go to Chili's for their complimentary meal for veterans offer. He and his service dog, Barack, went to the Chili's in Cedar Grove, TX, where Walker ordered a burger. He got his food, but before he could finish it, the restaurant manager came over to his table, accused him of not being a real soldier, and abruptly took the meal away. What a nice way to thank someone for his service!

On Saturday, the 47-year-old posted a Facebook video of his (completely one-sided) discussion with the manager, Wesley Patrick, and wrote a lengthy explanation what led up to that moment.

Apparently, while Walker was seated in the restaurant, an "old white guy, maybe in his 70s, with a Trump Shirt" questioned his military credentials, because Walker was wearing his hat indoors. The man then went into the back of the restaurant, and, while a waitress was packing up Walker's food to-go (because he was on his way to pick up his wife), the restaurant's young manager came out from the back of the restaurant, told him he wasn't a real solder because of his hat, took his food, and asked him to leave. And that's when Walker started filming.

Patrick had also apparently questioned whether Barack was a real service dog, but wouldn't answer any of Walker's questions, and wouldn't look at any documentation. In the post, he wrote,

He asked for my military ID, I was calm, and provided it to him. I also provided him with my DD214 which is my discharge paperwork. At that point he should have just said "I am sorry Sir, thank you for your service' Instead he followed up with "the guest also said your dog is not a service dog." Barack had his Red Service Vest on, and his Certified Service Tags. I was sitting for 35 minutes prior with Barack beforehand. At this point I was grossly offended embarrassed dehumanized and started Recording...Mr. Wesley snatched my food away, made body contact.

Walker's Facebook post has, unsurprisingly, been watched more than 325,000, due to the manager's incredibly racist behavior. Chili's offered a lame apology via social media, and claimed they were "reaching out" to Walker.

The manager hasn't made any comment, but you can bet Barack is pretty pissed. The dog, not the president. Well, maybe both.

In this author's personal opinion, watching Billy Eichner scream questions in the faces of unsuspecting strangers is one of life's great joys. In this clip from the season 5 premiere of his show, Billy On The Street, Eichner takes to the streets with Mad Men star Jon Hamm to play a game he likes to call, "Would You Have A Threesome With Me and Jon Hamm?"

People weren't as up for it as you might imagine.

The full episode will premiere on TruTV Tuesday night at 10:30.

Legendary songwriter Leonard Cohen passed away at age 82 on Thursday, leaving a lifetime of music in his wake. After his intimate burial on Sunday, Cohen's son Adam, also a songwriter, penned a heartfelt note on Facebook that definitely shows that he has inherited his Father's masterful way with words.

My sister and I just buried my father in Montreal. With only immediate family and a few lifelong friends present, he was lowered into the ground in an unadorned pine box, next to his mother and father. Exactly as he’d asked. As I write this I’m thinking of my father’s unique blend of self-deprecation and dignity, his approachable elegance, his charisma without audacity, his old-world gentlemanliness and the hand-forged tower of his work. There’s so much I wish I could thank him for, just one last time. I’d thank him for the comfort he always provided, for the wisdom he dispensed, for the marathon conversations, for his dazzling wit and humor. I’d thank him for giving me, and teaching me to love Montreal and Greece. And I’d thank him for music; first for his music which seduced me as a boy, then for his encouragement of my own music, and finally for the privilege of being able to make music with him. Thank you for your kind messages, for the outpouring of sympathy and for your love of my father.

Known for his deep, thoughtful lyrics, it would seem that Cohen's discography could be used to score his own passing.

Mr. Blake Lively,Ryan Reynolds, has won the honor of being one of GQ Magazine's Men of the Year, along with the magnificently fast Usain Bolt and Mr. Annette Bening Warren Beatty.

Reynolds celebrated by granting an exclusive interview to his "twin brother, Gordon Reynolds," who channeled both Deadpool and Zach Galifianakis for some serious Between Two Ferns vibes.

The interview includes Biggest Twist of the Year Not From an HBO Show.

Would you prefer a world that has two Ryan Reynoldses, or is that too much handsome snark to handle?

Far-left activist and filmmaker​ Michael Moore went on State of the Union yesterday and spoke to host Jake Tapper about how the Democrats should take a hint from the Republicans by nominating a celebrity for president. And not just any celebrities (sorry to all the Kardashians), but ones who are widely beloved and might have a strong chance of winning.

“Democrats would be better off if they ran Oprah or Tom Hanks," said Moore. "Why don’t we run beloved people? We have so many of them. The Republicans do this – they run Reagan and the Terminator and other people. Why don’t we run somebody that the American people love and are really drawn to, and that are smart and have good politics and all that?”

You can watch the whole clip here:

It's not a bad point! And think about it, after four years of Donald Trump, who's face would you rather see in the White House than Oprah's or Tom Hanks'? Just thinking about it is like a hug from the future.

I hope it's Oprah because I imagine her campaign slogan would be: "Vote for Oprah. Because I love America as much as I love bread."

If anything could unite America, it's a love for bread.

After a Manhattan couple reportedly ended their engagement less than a week before the wedding, the would-be groom sued his fiancée for the return of the $125,000 ring.

Days later, Moss allegedly asked Bzura for the ring back and, as he asserts in the lawsuit, she "willfully and maliciously refused."

You good? Cool.

The lawsuit demands the return of the ring or the equivalent in cash. According to Yahoo, New York law implies the finacée will have to return it.

The whole situation's one big bowl of yikes.