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Dr. Pimple Popper cleanly pops out a 'perfect kind of cyst.'

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Sometimes, Dr. Pimple Popper has to roll up her sleeves and put her shoulder into working some gnarled old cyst out of a patient's body. But other times, she can excise the thing quickly and cleanly, without breaking a sweat. Today's video is the latter variety. Dr. Lee identified a cute little cyst on a patient's temple, and was able to neatly pop it out with a tiny incision. Man is she a pro.

Skip to 5:32 if all you want to see is the sweet pop.

Whether you prefer the easy pops or the nasty ones, Dr. Lee has something for you. Unless you don't like pimple popping. In which case, I have no idea why you're reading this.


Mortified mom gets busted by grocery store security for something we all do.

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One mom found herself in trouble with "the man" while she was food shopping recently. (In this case "the man" is a supermarket security guard.) Zoë Lowdon was picking up some things for dinner in a Waitrose store in the UK when she spotted some good deals on champagne and whisky (sounds like we'd get along just fine) and stopped to snap a couple pictures to send to her husband.

Apparently, it is against grocery store law to take photos. Lowdon shared on Facebook that she was reprimanded by a security guard who treated her "the same way you treat thieves."

Thank you Waitrose for giving me the most mortifying shopping experience of my life and that's saying something...

Posted by Zoë Lowdon on Thursday, November 24, 2016

Her post reads:

Thank you Waitrose for giving me the most mortifying shopping experience of my life and that's saying something considering I once smashed two bottles of beer and a bottle of Pimms after standing them up on the conveyer belt in Aldi.

Today after a long day at work I thought I'd pop in to get something for dinner. Whilst there I looked around the alcohol section and saw a great deal on Champagne so took a photo to send to my husband as a hint for a Christmas present. I also took a photo of some Whisky to ask my husband which he'd prefer. To my surprise after I'd paid for my shopping a security guard came over and ushered me to one side, he then reprimanded me for taking photos in-store. He told me it was against store policy and I shouldn't be taking photos at all, I was made to feel like a naughty child and not a grown mother of 3. Worse than that I was approached in a way that a thief would be approached upon leaving a store, shoppers around me even looked over to see what the fuss was about. I find it completely ridiculous that this security guard that had followed me around the alcohol section (obviously at that point I didn't know he had it in for me) didn't just ask me not to take a photo, or politely mention it to me at that point rather than wait until I had paid and accost me at the till where I was surrounded by shoppers.

As a busy working mum of 3 I will openly admit without the power of a phone camera I wouldn't get half my jobs done, often I take a photo of something that I may need at a later date or send a pic to my husband to ask his opinion on something I'm about to buy, with my memory issues I also take pictures just to remind me where I saw the best deal. Apparently though we all have to be of sound mind and health to shop at Waitrose, God forbid we need a little help remembering a deal.

Whilst I appreciate this maybe store policy (although I find that ridiculous) how are customers supposed to know this if you don't make it clear? If you treat people that take photos the same way you treat thieves I highly recommend you put the same warnings about taking photos as you do about stealing! Instead of spending millions on Christmas ads I suggest you invest your money on training staff how to deal with customers, rewriting policies and putting up signs that make it clear what your policies are.

The moral of the story... money can't buy you class! #FirstWorldProblems #WorstShoppingExperienceEver

That's right. Apparently snapping photos of killer deals or hilarious items you find in the grocery store is FORBIDDEN at Waitrose. Am I wrong in believing that everyone in the entire world takes pictures while they shop? What are you going to outlaw next, Waitrose? PUPPIES?! (Actually, wait. It's probably a good idea to keep puppies out of supermarkets. But you know what I'm trying to say.)

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Mom realizes her adorable baby looks exactly like Danny DeVito, and he's psyched about it.

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Reddit user pangitlee, a.k.a. Shannon Bihamta, was recently going through old baby photos of her son Logan when she came to a startling realization: he looked exactly like legendary actor Danny DeVito. She posted the photo to Reddit, where it immediately went viral, because this kid really looks like Danny DeVito.

If someone finds a Schwarzenegger baby, we can finally have a Twins reboot.

Bihamta explained to The Huffinton Post why she decided to share her smiling little Penguin with the internet:

While going through my old photos, I still got a laugh out of this picture, so I decided to share it on Reddit. I hoped to spread some laughter and bring a little break from the political posts.

Mission accomplished, ma'am. Well done. Let's take another look at DeVito to compare.

It's weird enough there's one person who looks like this.

Related: Gordon Ramsay has a baby doppelgänger that's better than all the other baby doppelgängers.

Bihamta explained that now that he's two years old, Logan's resemblance to the Taxi star has diminished.

He doesn’t look so much like Danny Devito anymore. But he’s still entertaining and a huge sweet heart.

Of course, nobody could be as entertaining, or have as big a heart, as Danny DeVito. But if this kid manages to maintain a fraction of that DeVito magic into adulthood, he'll be a real mensch.

Look at this toddler and Labradoodle who love dressing in matching outfits. You deserve it.

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You survived the election. You survived Thanksgiving. You survived talking about the election at Thanksgiving.

You have earned a respite from the cesspool that is the world, and that comes in the form of the Instagram of Reagan, an adorably fluffy Australian Labradoodle who lives and loves with his human, Buddy, in Oregon.

Turn off your brain and indulge in this double dosage of extreme cuteness. You've earned it.

1. Nap time.

A nap is always a good idea. 😴

A photo posted by Reagandoodle (@reagandoodle) on

2. Forever plaid.

Together is our favorite place to be. 🐶❤️👶🏼

A photo posted by Reagandoodle (@reagandoodle) on

3. Pumpkin spiced.

4. Pineapple pals.

Sometimes you gotta use your paws to get all the foam. 😏🖐🏼☕️ #nationalcoffeeday #ThrowbackThursday

A photo posted by Reagandoodle (@reagandoodle) on

5. The lion kings.

6. Heads on the clouds.

7. It's not matching outfits but LOOK AT THEM SPOON!

Friends don't let friends nap alone. 🐶💤👶🏼

A photo posted by Reagandoodle (@reagandoodle) on

8. Like looking in a mirror.

Planning out our weekend: . ✔️Dress alike ✔️Hang at the river ✔️Play hard ✔️Nap Harder

A photo posted by Reagandoodle (@reagandoodle) on

9. Reagan gets to be the little spoon this time.

10. Don't talk me to until I've had my morning coffee photoshoot.

Good to the last drop. 🐶❤️👶🏼

A photo posted by Reagandoodle (@reagandoodle) on

11. Swing time.

Life is like a swing set. Sometimes you just need a little push to get going. 🐶❤️👶🏼

A photo posted by Reagandoodle (@reagandoodle) on

12. They're lumberjacks and they're okay.

Praying for peace. 💔 #prayforbrussels

A photo posted by Reagandoodle (@reagandoodle) on

13. Birthday boys.

14. Pajama day.

15. Christmas kisses.

I'm sending you love, good wishes, and puppy dog kisses. ❤️🐶😘

A photo posted by Reagandoodle (@reagandoodle) on

Woman goes viral because shaving cream makes a really good makeup remover.

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Look, women are pretty much cosmetic MacGyvers. We can turn paper clips into bobby pins, lipstick into blush and body lotion into hair gel. We know the tricks of the trade when it comes to saving on overpriced beauty items and getting crafty with what is in our medicine cabinets right now.

Seriously, we are wizards.

To add to the never-ending list of beauty secrets, beauty blogger Maria Yeager of @mariaybeauty discovered that you can use gel shaving cream to remove makeup. You know, if that whole soap and water thing ain't working out anymore.

She even smears that foamy goodness all over her eyelids, and with a little elbow grease, everything came right off. Of course you are going to have to walk around smelling like a can of shaving cream for a bit, but there are worse things in the world than smelling like a well-groomed dude.

Watch out, gendered toiletries—we're coming for ya. Just wait until men find out that we have been using their razors for years because they're cheaper and more effective.

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Santa is now leaving apology notes for kids who don't get the presents they want for Christmas.

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In case you hadn't heard, Hatchimals are this year's must-have toy. Unfortunately, they're also very likely this year's can't-have toy, because due to popularity, they're already sold out almost everywhere, and going for upwards of $125 on eBay. So, to help lessen the blow of not getting the toy of their dreams on Christmas morning, some parents are contemplating leaving their children an apology note from Santa Claus. Yes, for real.

For example, this one, which lets kids know that once a Hatchimal egg is laid, an elf will deliver it in January.

Another option is the "You're not getting one ever" letter. This letter from Santa tells kids that Hatchimals are now endangered and therefore no longer being given as gifts, which, sadly, won't make a lot of sense to any child whose friends are playing with their brand new Hatchimals.

Of course, not everyone gets exactly what they want, when they want it. Hard as it is, disappointment is a part of life. Maybe tell your child that it turns out Hatchimals are rabid, and just get them a Furby instead, because that's basically what this toy really is—a Furby, in an egg. The Hatchimal egg hatches and—suprise! Furby.


Doctor who got 'Scrotox' explains the surprising reasons his sex life has never been better.

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Cosmpolitan has published an eye-opening, slightly cringe-inducing account from an anonymous man who paid someone money to inject Botox into his scrotum, a trendy cosmetic procedure known as "Scrotox." The man, a 29-year-old physician in New York City, says he initially scoffed at the idea of loosening his balls with neurotoxin, but decided to do it after his girlfriend, also a physician, expressed curiosity about the idea (implicitly throwing shade at his sack in the process).

We began doing research together about the procedure, and read user reviews that said since Scrotox makes the balls hang lower and looser, my [scrotum] would make contact better with her skin during sex. In particular, [it would] stimulate the clitoris more. We also were curious about it making sex better for me, as looser balls could feel more comfortable for me as well.

Sure, when you're 29 having lower and looser balls sounds great. But in 15 years, he'll be strapping those things to his thigh with a bungee cord.

Once he decided to go through with the procedure, he was pleasantly surprised to find it was less of a horrible painful nightmare than he imagined. It took less than 15 minutes, and only really hurt when they injected the anesthetic into his junk. After that, he was sore for a few hours, but by the next day his nuts were right as rain. And within a week, he was glad he had summoned the balls to go through with it.

The results don’t happen right away, but within that week or so I did feel like my scrotum was more relaxed than before. They are not loose all the time, which is one of the things I was not expecting. It was after the results had set in, about five days afterward, when I showed my girlfriend and we had sex. She was pleased with both the results and that I was open-minded enough to try the Scrotox. The sex was great! It did make the sex more enjoyable. While it doesn’t make sex last longer, along with the aesthetics, my lower-hanging, relaxed and looser balls were more stimulating for my girlfriend. For her, she says it does stimulate the vulva region more and perhaps even the clitoris [when we have sex in certain positions]. As they are lower, they can reach places on her body better.

Head over to Cosmo to read his full comments, including his advice on whether Scrotox is right for you. Because it's coming from a doctor, his points are very logical, well-informed, and helpful. I know it's hard to trust the opinion of a man who paid someone more than $500 to inject poison into his scrote, but put that aside for now. Your sexual partner will thank you.

Ivanka Trump tweeted 'Happy Birthday' to her 8-month-old. What's wrong with this picture?

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Ivanka Trump, soon-to-be First Daughter of the U.S.A. (yes, this is all real), tweeted a (very adorable) photograph of her son Theodore to wish him a "Happy Birthday" message yesterday:

"Happy birthday little teddy bear!" she wrote. Can you spot what's "wrong" with this picture? Because many people on Twitter did, and gleefully jumped in to make fun of her for celebrating her child's "birthday" before he is technically old enough to have one:

Some people tweeted in her defense, sparking heated debates about what constitutes a "birthday":

Some offered up more complex theories:

To her credit, Ivanka responded to the criticism by RT'ing one of the (since-deleted) tweets with an "lol," proving herself a way better sport on social media than her dad.

She did attempt to explain herself though:

To me, the weirdest part of all this is sending your baby a "happy birthday" message on Twitter, since babies can't read or check Twitter. Even very, very wealthy ones.

That being said, Ivanka Trump and her baby seem relatively harmless compared to other members of this family so perhaps we should leave them alone. Especially around such a major milestone as an 8-month birthday.

Taylor Swift and Todrick Hall had a 'Little Mermaid' sing-along at Thanksgiving dinner.

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If you're looking for another reason to get started on your plot to somehow join Taylor Swift's friend group, we've got one for you. Apparently their Thanksgiving dinners involve Disney sing-alongs. Todrick Hall, who attended the festivities at Swift's house in Rhode Island, posted videos to his Instagram of himself performing a heartfelt rendition of "Part of Your World" from The Little Mermaid, while Taylor accompanied him on the piano.

The song was cut short in the first video, but never fear! Hall posted a follow-up that shows the rest of the song. (And yes, this one includes props.)

Part of your world part 2!

A video posted by Todrick Hall AKA Toddyrockstar (@todrick) on

I think we just found the two leads in Disney's inevitable live-action Little Mermaid remake. (You heard it here first, folks. If they do end up getting cast I'm expecting a cut of that deal.)

Ebony & Ivory

A photo posted by Todrick Hall AKA Toddyrockstar (@todrick) on

Is there a way to apply for membership in this friend group? I just learned how to play "A Whole New World" from Aladdin on the ukulele. Does that make me qualified for the #squad? Can I come to Friendsgiving next year? Taylor? Todrick? Anybody?!

Iggy Azalea shares moving birthday message to the man who made her boobs.

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Iggy Azalea sent a special birthday message to the man who helped make her the woman she is today (in part, anyway)—her plastic surgeon, Ashkan Ghavami.

Happy birthday@DrGhavami🎈
It might seem obvious I'd hold the man I owe my fabulous nose and breasts to in high regard. But vanity aside; Ash you're hilarious as hell, talented, eclectic, a progressive thinker & someone who supports women in their choice to do what they want with their OWN bodies (tons of men don't share that sentiment)
So cheers to you! I'm proud to call you my friend. 😎

Wow, sounds like Iggy has a better relationship with her plastic surgeon than most of us do with our own others. All joking aside, it was definitely a very heartfelt message. Plus, she even snuck a lil' empowering message in there for all the women who aren't afraid to do what they want with their own bodies (and own money).

Dr. Ghavami reposted the picture onto his Instagram (which is mostly just before and after pics of boobs, butts and noses) with this message thanking Azalea for thanking him.

Thank you a mill for everything! Your bold confidence is to be respected! My BDay is complete. Those like you who stand apart and trailblaze their own path no matter who tries to block or impede it, ALWAYS come out ahead , most importantly for themselves.. ⭐️🙏🏽 * * * *

Last week, Azalea showed off Dr. Ghavami's handiwork at a GQ Australia event.

#GQMOTY

A photo posted by Iggy Azalea (@thenewclassic) on

And also like, all the time.

#GQMOTY

A photo posted by Iggy Azalea (@thenewclassic) on

And why shouldn't she?

Happy Birthday, not only from Iggy's boobs, but from all of us who look at them.

Anxious goat only feels okay when dressed in a duck costume, but then she feels great.

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Once upon a time, Leanne Lauricella started a goat rescue organization called Goats of Anarchy. Two years later, she's stumbled upon her shelter's goat mascot: Polly, an anxious six-month-old who only feels at home in the world when she puts on her little duck costume.

"Some of y'all don't believe me," writes Goats of Anarchy on Instagram. "Polly loves her duck suit. Polly NEEDS her duck suit. It puts her right to sleep. Tonight she was feeling anxious because I'm too busy to sit with her. I put her duck suit on and she's totally happy."

"It instantly soothes her! Its the strangest, cutest thing," she adds, pointing out that this "this is not abuse" for anyone who thinks Polly doesn't like being constantly hugged by a goofy bright yellow costume. "This is love."

Oh Polly, you quack me up!

A photo posted by Goats of Anarchy (@goatsofanarchy) on

Lauricella spoke to BuzzFeed News about Polly, saying her separation anxiety and neurological issues are only alleviated by the calming effect of the duck suit. She thinks it probably "feels like a big hug" to Polly, who "LOVES to be held and cuddled."

How many of you fellow anxious-goat types are looking for your own security-blanket/duck suit to calm you down when you're panicked?

My duck suit is potato chips—and that's not great. Know what's great? A goat in a duck suit. Now excuse me while I watch that video nine more times and research goat adoption.

PS: You can donate to Goats of Anarchy's Go Fund Me (goat fund me?) and help them in their effort to open a second location, here.

Newlyweds turn traffic jam into their own real life rom-com.

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Reality beat rom-coms to a romantic gesture coming out of unfortunate circumstances so obvious it's crazy that it was never in a Nora Ephron movie.

Newlyweds Jeff and Rebecca Payne of Centreville, Ohio en route to their reception after being wed in holy matrimony, got stuck in traffic on the US-35. A multiple-car accident shut down the highway for two hours (there were no serious injuries, so it's okay to laugh!), and making the best of inconvenience, the bride and groom got out of the car and shared their first dance.

The hashtag #ResuceThePaynes spread among wedding guests, and they made adorable, sweet, viral lemonade.

It's even more romantic than the street scene in The Notebook, because it doesn't follow almost causing a car accident themselves.

Congratulations to the Paynes! Here's hoping the honeymoon is without transportation troubles!

Domino's is training reindeer to deliver pizza in Japan. What could go wrong?

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'Tis the season for festive insanity. Exhibit A: a very ambitious Domino's branch in Japan has come up with the creative idea of using GPS-equipped reindeer to deliver pizza on sleighs. What could go wrong? A lot actually. A video released by the company's website shows their attempts to train the creatures in the fine art of pizza delivery. It's pretty much a disaster:

The reindeer are equipped with GPS units so customers can track their orders. But this doesn't account for the animals dropping the pizzas, or veering off road. And can you blame them? They're reindeer—a wild animal I thought was made up until an hour ago.

Domino’s said in a press release that working with reindeer poses “unique challenges.” But they remain optimistic, and said they are hoping to have the kinks worked out so they can have the system up-and-running by early December. The company said they’re expecting “severe cold” in northern Japan this winter, and they hope the reindeer could make sure pizzas get delivered even during heavy snowfall.

I guess if reindeer are real, anything is possible. But personally, I don't take risks with my pizza.


'Dear Ivanka' is using Instagram to call out Ivanka Trump's hypocrisy.

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A mysterious new Instagram with links to New York's art and fashion communities popped up to criticize Ivanka Trump for her role in her father's campaign, and now, transition.

Halt Action Group is calling out Ivanka for her role in the vicious campaign, as she markets herself as Good For Women, while her dad's administration shapes up to be dangerous for women and humankind. The "Dear Ivanka" Instagram project juxtaposes pictures of her happy, glamorous persona with the harsh realities that she's endorsed.

Dear Ivanka, I'm afraid of the swastikas spray painted on my park

A photo posted by Halt Action Group (@dear_ivanka) on

One caption reads, "Dear Ivanka, I've been raped and I need an abortion."

Dear Ivanka, I've been raped and I need to have an abortion

A photo posted by Halt Action Group (@dear_ivanka) on

Another caption reads, "Dear Ivanka, now that you've played the American people for fools and won, can you please tell your dad to grow up."

@dear_ivanka I'm afraid for all my friends who aren't white men...

A photo posted by Halt Action Group (@dear_ivanka) on

Dear Ivanka, I'm an American Muslim and I was attacked on the subway

A photo posted by Halt Action Group (@dear_ivanka) on


The group goes beyond just Instagram, hosting an protest on November 28th in front of her New York penthouse. Dear Ivanka calls the event “a protest in the form of a candlelight vigil to collectively voice the anxieties and concerns of fellow citizens in the wake of the Trump administration’s cabinet appointments and announced/expected plans.”

The poised, polished face of the Trump brand, which has gone from being synonymous with obnoxious glittery gold things to being the home of neo-Nazism, is often thought to be the "voice of reason" of the Trump family. We know all-too-well how much her daddy loves and listens to her: she might be able to save us, if she weren't so shady, too.

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Amber Heard gets emotional in domestic abuse PSA after Johnny Depp divorce.

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It's been over three months since Amber Heard reached a settlement in her divorce from actor Johnny Depp. But that doesn't mean this is all water under the bridge. In a powerful and intimate new PSA for the #GirlGaze Project, Heard, 31, gets tearful as she opens up about what she went through.

“How is this happening to me? I’m strong. I’m smart. I’m not a victim,” she says in the video, sharing the inner dialog that plays in the head of many abuse survivors.

It's definitely worth a watch:

“There is a lot of shame attached to that label of victim. It happens to so many women," Heard continues. "When it happens to you behind closed doors, with someone you love, it’s not that straightforward. If a stranger did this … it would be a no-brainer.”

The actress cries as she recalls the support she got from other women after filing for a domestic-violence restraining order against Depp, which she later withdrew. She also urges viewers to be aware about all forms of domestic abuse, pointing out that “violence against women is not limited to actual, physical violence.”

Finally, she says the media and society need to change the dialog surrounding domestic violence. She urges survivors to speak up, and reminds them: “your voice is the most powerful thing.”

The Rum Diary actress first filed for divorce from Depp, 53, in May, claiming that he had been verbally and physically abusive throughout their four-year relationship.​ They finally settled their divorce in August, with Depp agreeing to pay his ex-wife approximately $7 million. She donated the entire amount to domestic violence charities.

Amber Heard FTW. Let's hope she, and others, continue speaking up.

Oncology nurse writes heartbreaking apology letter to her patients after her own diagnosis.

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Buckle up, this is a tear jerker. Lindsay Norris, a 33-year-old mother-of-two from Olathe, Kansas, has spent years taking care of cancer patients as an oncology nurse. But it wasn't until she herself was diagnosed that she truly understood what it feels like, she explains in a powerful blog post titled: "Dear every cancer patient I ever took care of, I’m sorry. I didn’t get it."

Lindsay Norris.

Norris posted the heartfelt letter on November 14th, ​two months after being diagnosed with stage III colorectal adenocarcinoma. “I didn’t get what it felt like to actually hear the words,” she wrote. “I didn’t get how hard the waiting is … I didn’t get how awkward it was to tell other people the news … I didn’t get the mood swings … I didn’t get that it hurts to be left out.”

In the letter, Norris, who is mom to Harrison, 3, and Evelyn, 7 months, said her biggest regret was in how she handled her patients who were also parents. “I didn’t get how much you worried about your kids,” she wrote. “I should’ve talked to you more about them — and not just in terms of lifting restrictions or germs. You worried about how this was going to affect them. You worried about not being able to keep up with them or care for them properly on your bad days. You worried they’d be scarred and confused. You worried about leaving them. I’m sorry. I didn’t get it.”

Norris also said in her blog that she is currently undergoing oral chemotherapy and radiation, and that her husband, Camden, has been a huge support system for her and their kids.

She ended her letter on a positive note. "Even though healthcare workers don’t really know what it’s like to be you (well, us) it’s ok," she wrote. "Nobody does. I just hope that I was still able to give you a little guidance and strength to help you get through your cancer treatment. Even if I didn’t get it."

I can't speak for her patients but I'm pretty sure they forgive her and wish her well! She seems like an amazing nurse and human with far more compassion than most of us.

'Real Housewives' star Brandi Glanville is sorry for what she did to that nativity scene.

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Reality star Brandi Glanville has apologized for taking a controversial photo with a nativity scene that caused outrage on social media. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills alum posed for a photo in a San Diego nativity scene where she is crouching over Jesus as if she just gave birth to him. Apparently the joke did not fly with her Christian social media following.

“Never forget the reason for the season,” she wrote under the Facebook picture, which she posted on Friday. She has since deleted the photo, but the internet never forgets. So here it is, thanks to the Daily Mail:

Scene from Real Housewives of Bethlehem

The photo immediately wracked up hundreds of comments and people were pissed."Wow, just wow!! You managed to offend practically everyone with this post. Are you stupid or something?" wrote one commenter, who didn't mince their words.

Another weighed in:​"I liked you but this is definitely not appropriate and vile. In poor taste and offensive. Go to Church! Get some manners and money can't buy you class! Disgusting!" A third called the photo "vile" and "offensive."

Ooooooh boy. Glanville, 44, responded on Twitter, first with a passive aggressive non-apology (lest we forget she's a Real Housewife):

But then she must have come around (talked to her PR rep), because she decided to apologize, kind of, by insisting that God already forgave her:

She did not clarify how she knows that God forgave her, but apparently she has insider info. Then today, she returned to Twitter, this time creeping very close to an actual apology:

I think it's time we forgave Brandi Glanville. She may not be the mother of Jesus, but she has connections to the (way) higher ups and can confirm that God gave her a free pass this time around.

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