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This guy proposing to his girlfriend at a cat adoption center will make your heart purr.

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Even if you aren't the type to get weepy over proposal videos (why don't you believe in love???), this one is certain to melt even the grinchiest of hearts. Jerad Forsyth and his girlfriend of two years, Kat Woodley, were visiting the SPCA in Erie County, New York, to adopt a kitten, reports the Springfield News-Sun. But Forsyth had an extra surprise up his sleeve.

Woodley knew about the kitten. What she didn't know is that it had been outfitted with a special collar with a specific question on it:

DAWWWWW. Spoiler alert: she says yes. Because, I mean, wouldn't you?

The SPCA filmed the very sweet proposal and Woodley's emotional reaction, which you can watch here:

Can't think of a better way to head into the Thanksgiving holiday! Love is in the air here at the SPCA! That's a "Will You Marry Me?" tag on tiny kitten Gandalf! After meeting on a blind date Thanksgiving 2014, Jerad knew Kat (yes, her name is Katherine!) was the only one for him...and decided to tell her so with a proposal moments ago when she came in to adopt Gandalf! Kat thought she was being filmed for an adoption video...but we knew otherwise! Congratulations to the happy couple - lots to be thankful for!!!

Posted by The SPCA Serving Erie County, NY on Wednesday, November 23, 2016

The video has been viewed nearly 20 thousand times and received hundreds of messages of congratulations. The couple are engaged and the kitten found a home. See? NOW do you believe in love?

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Alexis Bledel reveals her four favorite 'Gilmore Girls' characters and they are SO RANDOM.

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Alexis Bledel was on The Tonight Show on Monday night to talk to Gilmore Girls fanatic Jimmy Fallon about the revival of the series. Bledel, who played Rory Gilmore (and also never ages) revealed her top four favorite characters from the show and they are SO. RANDOM.

Okay, Kirk is definitely a fan fave, so that makes sense. Miss Patty and Babette are a little more obscure, but still completely hilarious. BUT CAESAR? Why?! Not that he isn't fantastic in the few episodes he is on, but Caesar is such a bizarre choice seeing that Rory has interacted with nearly ever character that has ever been on the show.

WE HARDLY KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS MAN.

Bledel also spoke to Jimmy about the shocking last four words of the series (don't worry, no spoilers) and her role in Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. Jimmy even suggested an all-male reboot of the movie, because what we all need now is more men in leading roles. Obviously.

That was cute. BUT CAESAR????????

'Paranoid' Kanye West reportedly under 'constant watch,' and not just by the media.

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An "insider" tells Peoplethat Kanye West is still struggling within the walls of UCLA Medical Center. Admitted for exhaustion shortly before Thanksgiving, sources are now leaking the juicy gossip that he's suffering from "paranoia."

What could he possibly have to be paranoid about—when people close to him are constantly and anonymously leaking details of his hospital stay?

According to People, Kim Kardashian West "acts very concerned. She says he has yet to be diagnosed, but she uses words like paranoia and explained that Kanye thinks everyone is out to get him. The only person Kanye trusts is Kim."

This source is apparently "close to the family," and West would be forgiven for not trusting this person.

"In the hospital he has been very paranoid and is under constant watch for his safety," says the source, making sure he's also under "constant watch" in the media.

Trevor Noah calls Donald Trump a 'sore winner' for playing up voter fraud.

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President-elect Donald Trump went on another Twitter rant on Sunday, boldly proclaiming that he would have won the popular vote as well as the electoral vote, were it not for the "millions of people who voted illegally" (???). This entirely unfounded assertion led to Trevor Noah calling Trump a "sore winner" on Monday night's Daily Show.

Trump is upset that Jill Stein has called for a recount in Michigan, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania—states where Trump beat Clinton by a narrow margin. Of course, if there were millions of illegal votes cast, it makes sense that the president would want to make sure of it, but that no longer concerns Trump, apparently. Millions of illegal votes? Fine. A RECOUNT? NO GODDAMN WAY.

Delta bans Trump supporter for life after a video of his hateful rant goes viral.

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A man has been banned from flying Delta for life after his impromptu Trump rally while on board an aircraft went viral. The video, shot by passenger Emma Baum, shows a man on board the plane clapping his hands and standing in the aisle yelling enthusiastically about President-Elect Donald Trump.

In the video, you can see the man call the women on the flight "Hillary Bitches" as well as saying, "Donald Trump! It’s your president. Every goddamn one of you. If you don’t like it, too bad!"

Has it been four years yet?

Baum told The Morning Call that the man's fanatic behavior started in the terminal when he began yelling "make America great again." Baum, who currently lives in South America but was flying to Pennsylvania to visit family, was initially seated next to the rhapsodic Trump supporter. They started discussing politics (GIRL, WHY? NO!!) but she swapped seats so the man could sit beside his traveling companion. That is when he jumped up and started his animated rant. Baum informed the man that she was filming him, to which he replied, "Go ahead! I want to tell everyone about Trump. I hope it goes viral."

Be careful what you wish for, you obnoxious turd.

Welcome to Trump's America.

The sentient Facebook comment section was removed from the plane, but was allowed to re-board prior to take off. When he returned to the cabin, he reportedly said, "This is what I get for being a patriot" but managed not to have any more outbursts for the duration of the flight. Baum reported the man to the authorities upon landing.

Ever wonder who is behind those obnoxious egg avatars on Twitter?

Delta was slammed for their inaction over the incident and their decision to allow the man back on the plane despite his erratic behavior and disparaging words.

Delta CEO Ed Bastian addressed the episode in a memo.

As you may have heard by now, last week a video began circulating around the internet showing a disruptive passenger on board a Delta flight. This individual displayed behavior that was loud, rude and disrespectful to his fellow customers. After questioning the customer, our team members made the best decision they could given the information they had and allowed him to remain on the flight. However, if our colleagues had witnessed firsthand what was shown in the video, there is no question they would have removed him from the aircraft. He will never again be allowed on a Delta plane.

Many have pointed out that many people of color, primarily Muslims, Sikhs, Indians and African-Americans, have been discharged from planes for much less than this screaming white man who literally called a bunch of women "bitches."

'KUWTK' stops filming while Kanye continues to recover.

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Update (Tuesday, 12:45 p.m.):

Page Six is reporting that they were told by an E! spokesperson that KUWTK“is currently in production and has not been halted,” contrary to reports that stated otherwise.


Filming of the long-running reality show Keeping Up With The Kardashians has been shut down, according to TMZ, and will not resume this year, or maybe even longer. The official reason is the hospitalization of Kim Kardashian's husband, Kanye West, but TMZ reports that Kardashian has been in "such bad shape" since being robbed in Paris in October that producers probably wouldn't have gotten much usable footage anyway.

The producers already have enough content to complete this season, but the original plan was to keep shooting through the upcoming holiday season, which definitely won't be happening now. Bad news for KUWTK fans, but it really might be a good time to give the Kardashians something they probably never knew existed—privacy.


People are sharing the most ridiculous rumors haters have ever spread about them.

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Spreading gossip's as super fun as it is morally reprehensible. Luckily for you, you gossip fiend, the good people of Reddit are sharing the weirdest rumors about themselves that they've ever had the misfortune of hearing. So they're spreading gossip, but only to discredit it.

So lean back, kick up, and enjoy the hottest goss that can't actually do any damage. We're mostly just including the fun stories, but rest assured, some gossip is genuinely hurtful—you'd only have to read the rest of the thread to understand why spreading a gay rumor makes you the worst person on the planet.

1. Sofa_King_Cliche had an affair with his own wife.

I joined my wife's workplace about 12 months after she joined. When we worked together (same department, same roles), we'd keep mostly away from each other so not to crowd each other. When we'd take breaks, we'd be hanging out together. You know, normal stuff.

Thing is, no one picked up on the fact that we were husband and wife. They knew she was married, and that I was married - but not to each other.

Someone saw us holding hands on the walk back to our car after work, someone else saw us kiss when I dropped her in to work when I had the day off, and rumours started flying around that we were cheating on our significant others.

People took it upon themselves to 'intervene' and approached me to tell me she was married and that I should be ashamed of myself. Someone else made a comment to her that she should be more discreet if she was going to continue on her relationship with me.

Truth be told, we both found it pretty fucking funny. Didn't get a chance to run with it, because we were so taken aback by it when it was brought up to us individually, that we just blurted out the truth on the spot.

TL;DR - My wife and I were rumoured to be having a workplace affair with each other.

2. Cheeto dust made Iwishiwassober internet famous.

I had a major operation on my right eye, (detached retina) in 8th grade. I was out for almost 2 months recovering. Someone decided to tell a bunch of fellow students that I got a hot cheeto stuck in the back of my eye. I didn't even know how to respond to all those Myspace messages.

3. How was I_am_just_a_number so cool with this?

Guy whose house we were playing cards in told me go upstairs and get a pack of cards from the top drawer of the first room on the left. While I'm up there another guy comes out of the bathroom and gives me a funny look as he passes me rummaging around in the drawer. I go downstairs with pack of cards in hand to see the second guy telling the laughing houseowner he saw "that sleazy bastard looking for your sister's panties to sniff".

Situation explained, everyone laughs but I still end up with the nickname "Sniffer" for a few months.

4. I6uuaq is the secret Reddit name for POTUS.

That I was born in Kenya.

5. Has anyone checked IAMABaguetteAMA for warts?

I went to the nurses office in 4th grade for a sore throat and my best friend convinced my class I swallowed a frog.

6. DisDamage was an energetic 6-year-old.

That I do cocaine. It was spread by 'concerned' teachers and I was still in elementary school.

7. Well we all now why this was a lie, IngrownPubez.

That I have a girlfriend :(

8. Msbrooklyn is smart.

That I was actually 20 when I was a senior in high school because I was so smart. Their reasoning was, I failed twice so that's why I knew all the answers. Made no sense to me, they really got confused when I took out my ID and showed them I was actually 16 and skipped two grades. Teenagers are dumb.

9. The kids at Jainist's school are really smart.

someone at school made up a rumour that I was home schooled

10. ​This guy must be ripped.

I used to work in a school, and there was a rumour that went around that over the summer, I left to go and fight The Undertaker.

Never put those kids right on that one.

11. Here's a sad gossip prophecy from mowertier.

I changed high schools after my sophomore year. When I took the SATs, I ran into a girl from the first school. She said she was surprised to see me because everyone thought I turned into a heroin addict and dropped off the face of the earth. It wasn't true.

About five years later, I ended up getting strung out--on heroin.

I always wonder what people saw in me that, at the time, I didn't see in myself.

12. BaudelairesFlower thinks niet.

That I wanted to learn Russian because I've got a step-sister in Russia which my father abandoned when she was a kid lol. I just really love the language, what's the fuss about comrades?

13. Appearances matter, A_Gaggle_of_Nuns.

That I was the leader of a satanic coven (yes, really...).

One of my friends lost someone close to her, and a bunch of us were trying to comfort her, while sitting in a circle, holding hands...

14. This one's a doozy, but remember that no cats were harmed in the making of VanDerSingh's gossip.

Where I used to live there was always a bunch of stray cats hanging around by my street, there were two ways to get to my school, one was straight past my house and the sight of stray cats roaming the area.

I'd just come back to school after the Christmas holidays and my first class was drama. Nothing out of the ordinary, chatted with everyone about what they did over Christmas. In this particular class I hung out with two of my closest friends. Friend A, the first time I'd seen him since Christmas comes over to me and says;

"How's it going? I heard you shagged one of those cats on Christmas day as a little present".

He laughs to himself. I was caught completely off guard, "I simple hello would've been nice, mate" I thought.

"Nah I'm only joking" he says.

I think "Well that was a bit unexpected" and we carry on as normal, it was just a bit of banter, what's the harm? Well, after class, friend B comes over and says;

"Yeah, I'm spreading that."

"What?" I chuckle a little confused.

"Just so you know, and don't go around school starting fights with people over who spread it, it's gonna be me."

I laugh and shrug it off, the thing is completely bizarre in my mind. Anyway, it's the end of the school day and I head home, forgetting all about the rough and tumble I have supposedly had with a street cat.

I walk in to school the next morning and notice a few people looking me, I think nothing of it and continue on to registration. To get to registration I had to walk past the head of year's office, she's standing outside, I say hello as I usually do, she looks at me, shakes her head and replies;

"You dirty bastard" and grins to herself.

"Wait, what?" I think, but I'm going to be late to registration and to speed the fuck up. I continue on, but I'm completely mystified as to why she said that.

I get to registration and open the door. There's a long pause as everyone stares at me. THEN THEY ALL FUCKING MEOWED AT ME. Here ensues a mountain of sexual scenarios with me and cats that I'm being accused of it, funny as fuck for everyone else, but Jesus Chris it was brutal for me.

I see friend B later on and confront him. He seems totally amazed at how quick the rumour spread.

"How many people did you fucking tell?" I say.

"Just the one" he laughs.

Turns out the person he told was my business teacher, the self proclaimed lord of banter, the arch bishop of banterbury. He had told everyone including other teachers in the staff room who had a good laugh and giggle about it over coffee, the bastards.

"It'll settle down at some point" I prayed. No, things were about to get worse.

For my business class, in order to pass the final module we had to do mock interviews with teachers who would then grade us on our performance as an interviewee . This was important, as to get an overall pass for the class, I had to ace this module. I'm prepared, I've been going over it for weeks. My teacher, lord banter, comes up to me with a massive piece of cardboard and says;

"Write your full name on that and present it in the Interview, state your name verbally as you walk in as well, the session's going to be recorded so I can go over it later on and grade you. We're doing it for everyone, remember state your full name". Me and simple mind, I do as he says, I writes my full name in block capital letters all ready the interview.

I get called up to be interviewed, cardboard in hand. I enter the room and lord banter is there as I expected, he's the one interviewing me, of course he's going to be there, but guess who else was also there? FRIEND FUCKING B HOLDING A CAMCORDER.

"Hold up the cardboard and state your full name please" says lord banter.

I do as he says, in shock. Friend B has a massive grin across his face. For the interview, we had to choose what field of work we wanted to be interviewed for, I chose public services and studied anything public service related for the Interview. Lord banter looks at me and says;

"So, tell me, why do you want to work for the animal protection agency?"

"Wait, that's not the field I chose" I thought. It hit me like a tone of bricks, the archbishop of banterbury was going to ask me about fictional sexcapades with felines as friend B filmed the entire fucking thing.

"I've been looking over your CV and it says you have a particular interest in felines, why is that? Do you prefer cats over other animals? Was there an incident as child that sparked your fascination with felines? You seem like the type of cat lover that enjoys the odd ginger, I can tell, you like the ginger ones don't you?".

Friend B was shaking with laughter trying to steady the camcorder, in any other situation I would've told lord banter to go fuck himself and that would've been the end of it, but I needed to pass this interview to pass the module otherwise I failed overall. I bit the bullet and answered his questions in graphic detail as friend B filmed the whole thing.

The deed was done, the interview was over and I was mortified. Lord banter laughs and says;

"No, come on, we've had our fun, lets do it properly now".

We start the interview again, this time with my chosen field and everything went well. We get out of the room and I say quite optimistically;

"I thought you were being serious the first time around, did you just film over the first one, was it even recorded?" I laugh.

Deadly serious, lord banter replies;

"Oh no we filmed the whole thing, I'm going to play at your leavers assembly on your last day of school" he walks off with friend B as they laugh to themselves. My heart fell on its arse. My stomach felt like it shat itself.

Anyway he never ended up showing the footage, but to this day he claims he still has the tape, 8 years on. From that day forth I was forever known as 'The Cat Shagger'

Oh and I forgot, there was a pub at the end of my road, guess what it was called? THE CAT. So every time people went to and from school they would forever remember. FUCK.

TL;DR

Friend accused me of molesting a cat. Other friend tells teacher, teacher tells everyone he can. Said teacher then films me forcing to describe in detail what I did to this poor feline.

Carrie Fisher tells Ellen about her affair with Harrison Ford and how she kept it secret for 40 years.

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After keeping it a secret for 40 years, Carrie Fisher revealed that she had an affair with Harrison "Affairison" Ford. He was 33 and married with children, and she was 19—but in her memoir The Princess Diarist, Fisher gave the details on how they used filming "A New Hope"to prep for their romance in "Return of the Jedi."

Fisher was perfectly Carrie-y and candid on Ellen, dishing on the affair and saying that it was more "infatuation" than "I love you/I know."

Plus, their tryst had a set of rules: What happens in space, stays in space.

One thing's for sure: it's a relief that they didn't have a kid.

Brad Pitt spent Thanksgiving on a Caribbean island with no kids.

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Brad Pitt has been through a lot since his highly publicized breakup with Angelina Jolie. Between custody hearings and allegations of child abuse (which he has been cleared of), I think it's safe to say that Pitt has been under some stress. So it's no surprise that he spent his Thanksgiving weekend on a private island, away from Jolie and the kids.

According to Page Six, Pitt spent the weekend with "one of his male buddies" in a private villa at the (very very fancy and luxurious) Amanyara Resort in Truks and Caicos. Villas at Amanyara can cost up to $34,000 PER NIGHT. (So Brad can spend a pretty decent chunk of my annual salary on one night at a fancy island resort? Cool cool cool cool cool.)

Though there were some reports that Pitt and Jolie had called a "temporary truce" and would be holding a family Thanksgiving feast, a source told Page Six that "Angie wouldn't let him see the kids." Yikes. Jolie and the kids reportedly spent the holiday in LA.

So I guess if you were wondering whether the Brangelina drama storm had passed, the answer is, "It has not." Hope Brad drank a lot of Mai Tais at his fancy beach resort.

Students post video of the frighteningly gross milk they're getting at school.

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Mmm, nothing like a carton of chocolate milk to wash down lunch, right? Except maybe not this carton of chocolate milk (is it…milk?), filmed here in all its thick, sludgy grossness by a student at Catskill High School in New York's Catskill Mountains. Hey, the expiration date says December 2, 2016—still good!

All right, all jokes aside, this is just beyond nasty. The milk hasn't even passed the expiration date and it looks like slimy, disgusting toxic mess. There's no way the school expects anyone to drink this. Between this chocolate milk and that lump of whatever passing as a hamburger at a Pennsylvania school, the thought of school lunch is getting pretty scary. What gives, schools?

Girl shares adorable love texts from little brother that will make you love him too.

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Twitter has fallen in love with a little boy named Ryan who doesn't just love his big sister Belle, he LOVE loves her. Belle (@bellemunzo on Twitter) shared texts she received from her father's phone after young Ryan got his hands on it, taking the opportunity to beg his big "sissy" to come home so he could hug her to death. The tweet has gone viral—if you have a heart, you'll understand why.

When I was Ryan's age, I was not nearly as good at expressing my emotions. In the same situation, I probably would have texted my brother a picture of poop. Honestly, that's still what I would do.

But Ryan is special, and the internet agrees. Belle's tweet has been retweeted more than 22,000 times, and been favorited more than 54,000. It's showing families everywhere what true sibling affection looks like.

But just wait till he hits puberty.

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How did we miss this terrible edit of a Monica stand-in on 'Friends'?

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For a sitcom, there are a lot of mysteries onFriends.Were they on a break? How could they afford those Greenwich Village apartments? Could Chandler BE wearing any more clothes?

And now the latest mystery, over a decade late: Is Monica a shapeshifter, or does the show just have bad editors?

A Friends fan noticed a scene where Monica isn't played by Courtney Cox, and the stand-in stands out with a really distinct profile.

Behold:

Monica

Not Monica

Fans spotted a similarly awful stand-in from a Season 9 episode (it's season 9, you can tell by the girls' hair).

The Friends will be there for you. And if they can't, they'll send a stand-in.


Astronauts are not happy with the way they poop in space. That's where you come in?

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NASA is imagining a world where astronauts may have to live in their space suits, without the comfort of a space shuttle or space station bathroom, for six days at a time.

Currently, any bathroom breaks in this scenario would employ a high-tech solution called an adult diaper. Yup, they can put a man on the moon, but... that same man might have to take a dump in his pants.

This is where they've turned to experts: namely, um, you.

A competition called the Space Poop Challenge (amazing name, by the way) is attempting to crowdsource a better way for astronauts to relieve themselves in space than by channeling their inner baby.

NASA is currently accepting submissions on crowdfunding website HeroX to find an "in-suit waste management system" that could work for "up to 144 hours" to get rid of "fecal, urine, and/or menstrual waste." Submissions should be better than a diaper, and if your idea is chosen, you could win up to $30,000.

If you are not the average person, and you have some really above average ideas, head over to their page and start thinking big.

Give them your best, or maybe, like, your number two best idea.

Ellen DeGeneres had a clever way of getting into the White House without her ID.

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As you've probably heard (and watched…and cried at), Ellen DeGeneres (along with 20 other upstanding citizens) was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom last week. But she almost didn't even make it into the White House, because guess what, she forgot her ID, and somehow, "I'm Ellen!" didn't work in its place. So how did she end up getting in? No, she didn't break a window, she "caus[ed] a fuss." But it was cute fuss, Ellen-style.

How nice it must be to have millions of Twitter followers to make a big deal on your behalf. It would be very useful for things like ordering a breakfast sandwich at the deli at 10:31, only to be told they stopped making them at 10:30. "OH, REALLY, DELI? Well, let's just see what my millions of Twitter followers think about that." (Tweets picture of self standing sad-faced outside a deli.) BAM! Breakfast sandwich acquired (probably).

So DeGeneres did make it in after all, even without her ID. Because she's Ellen, dammit!

Mom shamed for bottle-feeding her baby shares selfie to help others get over their 'mum guilt.'

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Australian blogger Siobhan Rennie was tired of judgmental looks from other moms whenever she pulled out a bottle to feed her baby Aoife. The conventional wisdom may be that "breast is best," but as far as Rennie is concerned, "FED is best." That's why she posted an Instagram pic of her adorable baby sipping on a tall warm bottle, along with a message of solidarity for all the other moms who have jumped on the formula train.

Rennie's caption reads:

I still feel guilty every day that I'm not breastfeeding Aoife anymore. Because mum guilt is a HUGE BITCH. I had my reasons for stopping. So many reasons (she took hours to B'feed, it wasn't fair on Harry, so many latching probs meant too much air then too much wind and reflux, ohh and my PND and anxiety...). At 4 months we called it quits and it was such a painful decision. Life definitely got easier, we were all a lot happier. But I still, 8 months on, think I gave up too easily. I didn't, I know that, but I still can't help being really hard on myself... Add to that the stare I got from a woman today at the park when I pulled out Aoife's bottle... Jesus, it was SO judgey. The thing is, FED is best. Aoife was (and still is) more satisfied on the bottle. It doesn't matter how we feed our babies, as long as it's safe and they're nourished and happy. Never doubt your choices, you have to do what's right for you and your whole family - whether that be breastfeeding until they're toddlers or never being able to even start. And tell mum guilt to just F OFF 😜😂 [PS I've found the comfiest 'I don't have to change bras before leaving the house' wire free bra that actually holds me up properly - prior to finding these I was still wearing my old grotty maternity bras around 😂🙈#sohotrightnow Thanks @bfreeaustralia 🙌🏼] #fedisbest #bottlefeeding #uniteinmotherhood #nofiltermum

Rennie is receiving a lot of support online from moms and other people who are tired of being under the thumb of Big Breast. Her pic has been liked more than 400 times on Instagram. The comments are also overwhelming supportive.

Rennie, and her supporters, make an excellent point. No matter how many blog posts you've read about the benefits of breastfeeding, you're not accomplishing anything by making a mom feel bad for her personal parenting decisions. You don't know her life.

And if you are a mom who uses formula, don't be hard on yourself. But for god's sake, please clip coupons. That stuff is pricey.

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Beyoncé's new Christmas merch will help you sleigh this holiday season.

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HOLD UP. Queen Bey just released a whole new line of Christmas merchandise that will definitely make the season merry and bright for Beyoncé fans. From underwear to wrapping paper, show the Beyoncé ​ fan in your life that you are "Crazy in Love" with them by buying them these gifts, otherwise they'll just end up being the "Best Thing [They] Never Had." Yes— there are going to be a TON of forced Beyoncé ​references in this article, so buckle up.

1. A head-to-toe proclamation of love for Beyoncé ​via sweatsuit.

Sweatsuits are usually reserved for your elderly neighbor who loves to power walk, but you're so going to bring it back when with this "I Sleigh All Day" sweatshirt/sweatpants combo.

Front.
Back.

This little number falls somewhere between ugly Christmas sweater and elementary P.E. uniform, but it is 100% (Sasha) FIERCE.

Front.

Oh yeah, and there is some butt writing if you want to send a message to the haters as you twirl away.

Back.
It also comes in green, because why not?

2. A t-shirt that will be too cold to wear this winter.

Another Christmas item that was added to Beyoncé's website was this cropped t-shirt featuring a stocking full of lemons. For anyone keeping score, stocking full of lemons= bad. Stocking full of lemons on a t-shirt= good.

Front.

It's only a little more casual than your "Freakum Dress."

Back.

3. Underwear with words on the butt as if it were 2005 again.

Butt-writing seems to be a theme in this collection, so it only makes sense that you can now purchase these "boy bye" underwear. Technically, if you want to say "boy bye" to someone, you will have to drop your pants first, which might convolute your point a bit, but OH WELL!

You don't have to be particularly "Bootylicious" to rock these.

4. Beyoncé ​wrapping paper that is more expensive than the gift you're wrapping.

It's $16 for four sheets of wrapping paper but COME ON. You gotta! Especially if you wrap Beyoncé merch in the Beyoncé wrapping paper—it's like Beyoncé-ception! It's just a perfect way to wrap your "Gift from Virgo" (bet you forgot about that song).

$16 bucks gets you two blue and two yellow sheets.

5. A shirt with Beyoncé's face on it.

Honestly, it's a wardrobe staple. If you don't own at least one piece of clothing with Bey's face on it, what are you doing? Grab this "Irreplaceable" top now or else it might "Disappear." Okay, no more Beyoncé references.

Wait, one more: ***FLAWLESS.
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