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Watch new friends Prince Harry and Rihanna get tested for HIV together.

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Prince Harry was in the Commonwealth nation of Barbados for official duties on Wednesday, and was undeniably super psyched to be graced with the presence of royalty and getting to meet Rihanna.

Look at that face. He found love as she shines bright like a diamond.

Same.

His Royal Highness was in the Caribbean repping His Granny the Queen, celebrating Barbados' 50 years of independence, which she has presumably forgiven them for.

In a powerful move that would make his mom proud, Prince Harry and Rihanna sat down to do a quick and easy test for HIV, to fight the stigma around the illness and demonstrate just how easy it is to get tested.

"That's not bad!" Rihanna told Prince Harry, "You really made it seem like it hurt!"

Prince Harry has commendably made HIV/AIDS awareness one of his causes, having gotten tested in London over the summer.

Later that evening, Prince Harry and Rihanna reunited on stage at the big event.

But the people from Barbados didn't forget who the real queen is.

When Harry Met Rihanna would be a great Notting Hill-y movie, in which a starstruck prince learns to live his truth from a world-famous artist, as they bond over the frustrations of celebrity.

It'll be a buddy comedy rather than a romantic comedy, though, because Harry is happy with Meghan Markle and we're still holding out for Rihanna and Drake.


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Drunk polish guy surprises everyone by coming back from the dead.

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You know those hangovers that are so bad you wish you were dead? One man in Poland lived that reality, getting smashed one night and waking up the next morning to find himself naked on a slab in the morgue.

A 25-year-old in the small town of Kamienna Gora, identified by Speisa only as Kamil, was drinking heavily at a local pub, when all the vodka he'd consumed caught up with him. He collapsed outside, and went into cardiac arrest. The man was rushed to the hospital, where medical professionals attempted to restart his heart, to no avail. He was declared dead, and taken to the morgue. Where he woke up the next day.

A hospital guard heard a strange sound coming from one of the refrigerators where corpses are kept, and (despite his understandable fear) opened it. Surprise! It was Kamil, totally alive, and asking for a blanket. Because, you know, fridges are kind of chilly.

A doctor gave Kamil a quick exam, and pronounced him fit to go home. On the way home, Kamil stopped at the pub to grab a drink.

Here are 19 of the funniest #PassiveAggressiveFilms people are tweeting, but whatever, it's fine.

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Movies are great, but what would they be like if they were titled by your roommate who "accidentally" broke that dish you left in the sink overnight? The hilarious people on Twitter have laid that question to bed by updating some of our cinema classics with #PassiveAggressiveFilms. Here are the 19 funniest we found, you know, if you even care.

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Jennifer Lopez's black eye selfie is less disturbing than you think.

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Jennifer Lopez is keeping her fans in suspense with a new selfie that raises more questions than it answers. Late on Wednesday, J. Lo posted an image of herself with a black eye on Instagram.

The caption gives some hints as to how she got such a shiner, but the full story is still a mystery:

Sometimes work can be rough...lol #shiner #blackeye #sufferforyourart#youshouldseetheotherguy #justkidding#nobodyhitme #imalovernotafighter#immafightertoo#youcantputmeinaboxbaby#okimdonewiththehashtags

The reference to "work" makes it seem like the black eye is related to some acting role—likely either Lopez's regular part on Shades of Blue, or her upcoming HBO role as drug lord Griselda Blanco. But it's not clear if the bruise is the result of a stunt gone wrong, or if it's just makeup.

We're hoping it's the latter—J. Lo's face is a national treasure, and should be protected.

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Proud dad posts photo of daughter's pure terror on her first Disney ride.

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Redditor renough recently took his little daughter on her first ever ride at a Disney theme park—specifically, the Frozen Ever After ride at Epcot. But from a picture taken by the on-ride camera, it seems like she wasn't ready for it. Her facial expression, "frozen" at the perfect moment, is pretty hilarious. Renough knew he couldn't keep this gem to himself, so he posted it to Reddit with the caption, "I enjoyed my daughter's first Disney ride more than she did."

Ehrmagerd.

Just look at that kid's face. She doesn't want to be on this ride, she doesn't want to be at this park, she doesn't even want to build a snowman. She just wants to sit perfectly still on the ground for the rest of her life.

Thank god for on-ride cameras, and thank god for this dad. He's given the entire internet a gift we can enjoy for years to come.

This guy played 'Silent Night' in a minor key, and it sounds really weird.

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Chase Holfelder, a popular YouTuber known for his "minor key" videos, recently posted a cover of Christmas classic "Silent Night." Since the cover's in minor key, it turns what's usually an uplifting, soaring spiritual into what can only be described as "Christmas-y emo."

It's perfect if you want to revel in holiday spirit and pure angst at the same time. If you love it, check out his cover of Mariah Carey's "All I want for Christmas is You" from 2015.


Saudi Prince calls for an end to one of his country's most ridiculous restrictions on women.

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Prince Alwaleed bin Talal broke from the narrative of his country when he called for an urgent end to Saudi Arabia's ban on women drivers. On Tuesday, the Prince was extremely forthcoming when he bluntly tweeted "Stop the debate: Time for Women to Drive." Also included in the tweet are links in Arabic and English to his detailed statement outlining the reasons to lift the ban.

In his comprehensive outline entitled "It's High Time Saudi Women Started Driving Their Cars," Prince Alwaleed breaks down the social, financial, economic, political and religious reasons why women should be allowed to drive. Prince Alwaleed argues that lifting the ban will allow more women to enter the work force and improve Saudi Arabia's economy. He also thinks that the ban violates a woman's basic rights.

Preventing a woman from driving a car is today an issue of rights similar to the one that forbade her from receiving an education or having an independent identity. Such a ban on driving is fundamentally an infringement on a woman's rights, particularly as it continues to exist after she had won her right to an education and a salaried employment.

Prince Alwaleed bin Talal has no political position and therefore no direct pull when it comes to governing, but he is a prominent member of the royal family and a powerful businessman with interests in American bank giant Citigroup as well as Disney.

Saudi Arabia is the only country in the world that does not allow women to drive.

Scientists say more sex can improve women's ability to do something we can't quite remember.

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Scientists have just found a positive link between how often a woman has sex and the strength of her memory, which is great, if you're looking to remember that sort of thing.

The horny scientists at McGill University took some time away from their own bedrooms recently to complete a memory study inspired by an apparent link between sex and the growth of nerve tissue in the hippocampus, the area of the brain responsible for emotional responses and memory.

To examine the connection, 73 heterosexual women under the age of thirty were asked to take a test which involved remembering people's faces as well as abstract words. The scientists found that the more frequently a women had sex, the better she tended to be at remembering abstract words.

Interestingly, sex frequency had no relation to the women's ability to remember faces. Ironic, right? If you're going to remember something about a sexual experience, it's way more useful to remember that person's face than any of the random words they may have screamed.

Beyoncé's emotional new music video is a treasure trove of family memories.

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The Queen hath blessed the kingdom with a standalone, YouTube edition of the Lemonadefinale, "All Night."

In case you haven't seen Lemonade already (If so, who are you? Is ignorance really that blissful? How did you get through that breakup, are you okay?), "All Night" is the last track on the album, in which Beyoncé and Jay Z make peace.

It's an emotional panorama that features shots of Jay and Bey's wedding video, Bey's pregnancy, the birth of Blue Ivy, couples of every orientation and race. The Queen also features the next generation of girls who run the world, including Amandla Sternberg and Chloe x Halle.

Seeing Jay in Dad Mode makes you forgive him for Becky with the good hair.
At least, if it worked for Bey, it should work for us.

Oh, and it's also just a great song.

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Selena Gomez is better than us because she gave up the one thing we never could.

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Selena Gomez has survived the unthinkable and lived to tell the tale. During a recent hiatus from making music, the pop singer has revealed that she also went 90 days without the one thing most of us could never even imagine giving up: her cellphone. 90 DAYS. NO PHONE. Can you fathom it? Do you need to lie down?

Now back in the public eye, Gomez did an interview with Thrive Global this week, where she shared about what she learned during her 90 day detox. "I recently took 90 days off. During that time I did not have my cellphone," she explained. "It was the most refreshing, calming, rejuvenating feeling. Now I rarely pick up my phone, and only limited people have access to me."

The 24-year-old singer also said she's making an effort to be more mindful and spiritual in her daily life. She outlined her morning routine: "drink water, stretch and take a deep breath," and said she uses "self-affirmations in cooking or napping" to stay busy throughout the day.

Back in August, Gomez announced she would be taking a break from making music to focus on her physical and emotional health, and specifically to deal with side effects of lupus. She resurfaced at the AMA's last month, where she opened up about her decision to take a break. "I had to stop because I had everything and I was absolutely broken inside," she said tearfully, while accepting her first AMA. "I'm not trying to get validation, nor do I need it anymore."

Congrats to Selena Gomez on quitting validation, one of the most insidious, addictive and harmful drugs. Please like and share this post and follow me on Twitter @shutupmay.

Nick Cannon posted a couple #tbt pics to remind everyone who he thinks "the Queen" is.

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Nick Cannon may not be married to Mariah Carey anymore, but that doesn't mean that there is any bad blood between them.

In honor of Throwback Thursday, Cannon Instagrammed a couple of pictures of him and his former flame when they were young and in love. Ugh, 2008 was such a simpler time, wasn't it?

#TBT This is how you do it! LOL #IkeTurnUp #WePetty

A photo posted by LORD NCREDIBLE ALMIGHTY 🕉IkeT🆙 (@nickcannon) on

Despite the mean mug in the next picture, the caption proves that Cannon is just a big ol' softy and Mariah that will always be his baby Queen.

#TBT It's all love! No hate! But damn we looked Amazing!!! Energy evolves and Frequencies change but love never dies... @MariahCarey will always be my family and the Queen so anyone looking to divide that or spew hate, check that shit at the door! Salute to the Queen!!!

Damn. That is some high praise. Could this be Nick's way of saying "We Belong Together?" After all, Mariah did just split from her Australian billionaire fiancé James Packer.

Yeah, probably not.

A reunion would be an interesting twist in the Mariah/Nick love saga, but it seems very unlikely. Recently Cannon has been linked to TLC's Chilli while rumors are swirling about Mariah's relationship with her backup dancer Bryan Tanaka. Besides, the friendly-exes have always been very close as they co-parent their twins Moroccan and Monroe together.

Happy Thanksgiving

A photo posted by LORD NCREDIBLE ALMIGHTY 🕉IkeT🆙 (@nickcannon) on

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR THEM TO GET BACK TOGETHER.

Tabloid Art History uncannily matches paparazzi pics with real masterpieces.

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Tabloid Art History is the newest Twitter account to make dreams come true: justifying hours spent consuming celebrity gossip with its obvious (obvious!) connections to Renaissance masterworks.

The page is the ultimate marriage of high and low art. The bio cheekily jokes,"Because for every pic of Lindsay Lohan falling, there's a Bernini sculpture begging to be referenced." What are oil paintings but the OG selfies and memes?

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Mike Pence's new neighbors are brilliantly trolling him.

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Before Vice President-elect Mike Pence takes office and moves into the Naval Observatory where vice presidents customarily live, he's renting a home right outside Washington, D.C., in Chevy Chase, MD. In honor of the notoriously anti-LGBTQ politician's arrival, some of his neighbors are adding special decorations to the outside of their homes—rainbow pride flags.

The people in the community are hanging the flags to show their support for LGBTQ rights, an issue Mike Pence is not too fond of. He is against same-sex marriage, and even supports conversion therapy, which is designed to turn gay people straight, but which is obviously cruel and has been proven time and time again not effective (duh).

One soon-to-be neighbor told ABC News the flag was "a respectful message showing, in my case, my disagreement with some of his thinking." She says he's welcome in the neighborhood, but she hopes the flags will help change his mind.

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This is why you don't email your TA immediately after having your wisdom teeth out.

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In the grand tradition of people losing touch with reality while recovering from wisdom tooth surgery, we bring you this procedure's latest victim: Abby Jo Hamele.

With those wisdom teeth, you could say she was too much.

Hamele is a 19-year-old student at University of Nebrask- Lincoln who recently got teeth yanked from her skull before the Thanksgiving holiday. In her drugged haze, she imagined she was about to miss a class deadline that didn't even exist, and so made haste to write to her TA and beg for his mercy. It went... well.. not well.

Here is the complete version of that email. No typos have been changed to protect the hilarious.

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I believe that i relmebmer you said we, as us students, would be able to send you our papers for classss for you to look at over before we turn them in to cColin if we got them to you by the 22nd of Novermber.

I unfortmately got my wisdom teeth sliced outr and have not not been reacting very well to the surgeryy nor the medicatioon i were given/ so I do not thimk that I will be able to habe my paper finisherd by Tuesday at all.

Is tehere any way I would be able to send you my paper at any later date??? I wnt to do very good on this paper you know becayse i like to do well in my classes.

please sir I workled very hard and thouught that I would be abel to finish it on timme but my doctor said I will most likelly not be normal again until at least Thanksginvg turkey. If you say no then that is okay but i would be sad and i would reallyyyy lik e it if you said yes. Thank you Kevin, my dude.

Abby Jo Hamele (pronounced hah-mil-lee) (if you were wondering)

P.S. I will answer youpr questions in class forever so theere are not any more awkard silence. and i will buy you expo markers that work (even thougjh our tuition should pay for markers that work)

love you bye

Please, sir, there are so many great lines in this email, and Twitter was quick to relive them all.

Feel free to cross-stitch any of those lines onto pillows, they would make excellent holiday gifts

Fortunately, Hamele's TA, Kevin,picked up on her special condition, and sent her this reply:

OMG. She didn't even miss her deadline. I think this response says it best:

Left-handed people share the many unacknowledged ways their backwards lives are more difficult.

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Left-handed people are just like the rest of us—they just do everything with their left hand for some reason. Because it "feels right," they say. Well, who are we to judge? Also, it's apparently pretty hard having a dominant left hand in a world set up almost entirely for right-handers. Some frustrated left-handers recently went on Reddit to talk about the daily struggles of being a southpaw.

1. Those little half-desk things in high school and college are uncomfortable and difficult for right-handers, and they're even worse for lefties, says NinjaNanoBot.

The right handed writing tables. So hard to place your left hand when writing. Worst thing is that left handed tables are rarely found anywhere. My college doesn't have any :(

2. User throawayallday88100 blows up your theory that lefties sit at the end of a table because they're shifty and may need to make a quick exit.

Fucking eating in large groups. I always need to sit at the edge of the table so nobody sits next to me. Or else our elbows would hit all the time.

3. Fortunately LonrSpankster typed this so we can actually read it.

Don't know if this applies for all lefties, but having to write a lot. Back in high school / college when I'd have to take lots of notes, by the end of class, the entire side of my hand would be covered in pencil lead or ink from my pen.

4. This one from veetack cuts deep. (Scissors are oriented for right hands, you see.)

the handles are designed so that the right hand fits in them comfortably, but the left sits on a hard, narrow edge. Have you ever had your hand hurt after cuting something for a bit of time? Also, they're made so the natural pressure of the right hand pushes the blade together, creating a more precise cut. Have you ever noticed sometimes when you're cutting with your left hand how the paper folds up in between the blades? That's because the natural pressure from the left hand pulls the blades apart ever so slightly.

5. If, like hagerty9009, you ask somebody at Home Depot for a left-handed chainsaw, you'll definitely wind up on some kind of list.

Motherfucking chainsaws. They are incredibly dangerous if not operated properly, and to operate one properly your grip only feels natural if you are right-handed. And as far as I know, there are no left-handed chainsaws in production.

6. I hope Notbob1234 has a patient cat.

Can-openers. They open on the wrong side and you have to do this weird cross-arm thing to work them.

7. TacticalVegas can finally provide a reason for why those chip-reader things at the store are cool.

Trying to swipe a credit card. It's the awkward motion that 50% of the time it doesn't read it. The chip thing is actually the best thing to happen to me. It's perfectly in the middle for me and I never complain about it taking too long.

8. It's bad on the other side of the register, too, so says shitpost-scrub.

Working a register at my second job. The POS touchscreen, price scanner, security tag remover, and bag rack are ALL on the right side. So I either have to use things right-handed or stand at an awkward angle all day.

9. Or this left-handed Redditor with an unpublishable user name could be like left-handed guitarist Jimi Hendrix and play his guitar upside-down.

Guitars. I walk into a shop and they have 1000s of righties and 3 left handed guitars that are shit

10. ProfessorScrappy wears his watch upside-down. Like Jimi Hendrix!

Wearing watches designed for righties

11. Poor lefties like Back2Bach are being denied the right to waste their money!

The pull-levers on slot machines are always on the right side.

12. The only way it's worse is if you're left-handed, like bobojcd.

Stick shift

13. You know what's not "big in Japan," according to ext23? Having a dominant left hand.

I live in Japan. You want anything left-handed? Good fucking luck.

Golf clubs? Sorry we'll have to get a set custom made for you, that'll be a billion dollars thanks.

BYO golf clubs? Jokes on you, because the driving range only has a tiny patch of fake grass to hit off from and yep, it's on the right hand side.

Batting cages at amusement centres? You'd better be right handed or that ball is gonna get you right in the gut.

14. MooCowDivebomb uses a fork and knife to eat their meals, like they're some kind of fancy, left-handed millionaire.

Silverware placement. I have to flip it all around. This gets more extreme in some cultures (Japanese) where side dishes are served in bowls and I have to swap those too. On the occasional where I forget to swap the silverware around I'll actually pick up a fork and knife and become disoriented.

Dr. Pimple Popper revisits her most famous dilated pore and find it's refilled with gold.

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Two years ago, Dr. Pimple Popper found one of her early viral hits in a patient with a large dilated pore of Winer on his back. It's not hard to see why it was a success—his enlarged blackhead basically looked like a rubber stopper in a bathtub made out of his own skin, and it popped out with a really satisfying little flip. Because of its size and shape, Dr. Lee knew at the time that it would refill. And now it has, providing the internet with the sublime pleasure of watching her excise it all over again. And it even did the flip this time, too.

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