Women everywhere will crack up at this hilarious meme list. If you've ever suffered through PMS or spent way too much money at Target, these memes will definitely hit home.
Trump's proposed border wall is...an ambitious idea. Besides the political implications - xenophobic much? - it begs the question: just HOW would it work? Theoretically, a massive structure erected to prevent border crossing would be expensive, but that's not the only issue. During his presidential campaign, Trump's proposed wall galvanized his supporter base and inspired mockery among his critics. Trump is, regrettably, President Trump now, so as a nation we have to consider whether the project is even feasible. Enter engineer and 'court-accepted expert on walls' Amy Patrick.
Earlier this month, Amy penned a Facebook post breaking down the flaws in Trump's wall plan. It soon went viral thanks to its logical breakdown of the wall's potential drawbacks.
Howdy.
To recap: I’m a licensed structural and civil engineer with a MS in structural engineering from the top program...
Amy's brilliant, yes? I have the distinct feeling that any diehard MAGA-type who's chanted 'Build The Wall' wouldn't even comprehend it, however - or would refuse to consider her perspective. IRREGARDLESS, the post resonated with people genuinely curious about the wall proposal and those fiercely opposed to it.
Thank you, Amy, for sharing your expertise and carefully examining a divisive (word play!) concept. We appreciate you and your work.
This is a sad, infuriating news item to cover that encapsulates so much of the division and resentment in our country, which is compounded by very short historical memory. Teenagers who apparently attend Covington Catholic High School in Kentucky were filmed harassing a Native American protestor demonstrating at the Indigenous People's March yesterday in Washington, D.C.
Here’s another video of these kids harassing this Native American protestor. The ignorance, the bigotry, is infuriating. This is not the future of this nation.
Update: The man is an Omaha elder, his name is Nathan Phillips & he’s a Vietnam War Veteran. Much love & appreciation for his resilience & strength. https://t.co/5JvAIpgSwX
Indian Country Today has details on the elder in that viral video.
His name is Nathan Phillips, a Vietnam veteran who holds a regular ceremony for Native American veterans buried at Arlington National Cemetery. https://t.co/hpx8YUUqLu
Here is Nathan Philips, a Veteran & member of the Omaha Nation describing what happened. If anyone has a way of contacting this man, please DM me.pic.twitter.com/pHOJpbqZn9
Footage of the incident has circulated widely on social media and people are expressing their disgust in no uncertain terms. Representative Deb Haaland of New Mexico condemned the students' actions.
This Veteran put his life on the line for our country. The students’ display of blatant hate, disrespect, and intolerance is a signal of how common decency has decayed under this administration. Heartbreaking. https://t.co/NuPnYu9FP4
I dgaf if they are minors. They need to be identified. What school are they from? Who was chaperoning them? This is one of the most horrific displays of ignorance, racism & disrespect. My god. I feel sick. pic.twitter.com/oUsiVY5pNA
What sickens me the most is that that group is just a bunch of kids. The minds of the young locked in this mentality are the greatest threat to our future.
And they just smirk and cajole this man for no other reason than just to wave the stick of unearned power at them
Kids learn this awful bigotry... usually at home. Do schools actually teach these kids the truth about the ethnic cleansing of native peoples? I will answer that. No they do not.
'Horrendous' indeed. Sounds like their next capitol visit should be to the National Museum of the American Indian - which, naturally, is closed due to the federal government shutdown. Classic.
After taking a break from appearing on SNL due to mental health issues and a public post about suicide, Pete Davidson is back in full swing. He joined Colin Jost on Weekend Update last night, and brought his new pal and former SNL writer John Mulaney with him for a hilarious five minute riff. This is great news for me, a human woman who is inexplicably attracted to tall, tired looking men with large mouths and a knack for "doing bits."
If you're like me, you'll probably love this segment, in which Mulaney and Davidson go on a rant about Clint Eastwood's latest movie, Mule. Plus, Pete Davidson jokes about his mental health in a way that only he can. I don't want to spoil it or step on their jokes, because they really are great, so instead I will let you watch the full video here:
Mulaney and Davidson have been on tour together recently, and the chemistry they have developed from being on the road really shows here. They play off of each other nicely, with Pete as the "careless" young guy with a dark sense of humor, and John as the "square" careful guy who is very self aware. They're both a different version of goofy, and together they're the two best friends you wish you could be the third wheel to.
While the bit was clearly pre-written, it doesn't come off that way. Instead, it feels like we're seeing two friends passionately go off on a ridiculous movie they just saw.
And of course, there is the part where Pete Davidson addresses the fact that he made an online post about how he was contemplating suicide. Following up Mulaney's comment about how he had been showing Davidson how to lead a healthy life through example, Pete says, "And after observing John's life, I publicly threatened suicide." Davidson has a real gift for taking on the darkest parts of his life and making them humorous, and this joke is no exception.
We're glad to see that he is okay, and that he and Mulaney's adorable friendship has blossomed. Here's hoping for more screen time with these two.
At this point it's honestly difficult to keep up with all of the horrible things that come out of Laura Ingraham's mouth. But the Fox News host really out-racist-white-lady'd herself when she mocked a new House member's accent on her podcast last week. Yes, that's right. She made fun of the fact that a woman who moved to this country as a refugee at age 12 went on to become a member of Congress has an accent. Casual reminder that a person with an accent knows more than one language and all that shows is that they are smart, determined, and educated. But, of course, Laura Ingraham is too racist to realize that.
Ingraham played a clip of Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) speaking out against the government shutdown, and then proceeded to say that she "sounds like Rizzo from Grease." And it doesn't stop there. She then takes it upon herself to do an impression of the accent, just in case you were wondering if this whole thing wasn't explicitly racist.
Omar is the first Somali-American to be elected to Congress, and is one of first Muslim members as well. She's received a lot of criticism and accusations from conservatives, which is sadly to be expected.
The fact that Laura Ingraham's immediate response is to make fun of her accent is not only disgusting, it also shows that she doesn't have a good argument to use here. If your reflex is to do a racist impression of your opponent, clearly you don't have anything intelligent to say. Wait...is that why Laura Ingraham is always saying racist things? Because she can't come up with anything smart? I think I might be on to something here.
It appears that our women-fearing, homophobic, Jesus Camp counselor of a Vice President, Mike Pence, is at it again, being shamelessly offensive.
With everything going on concerning the government shutdown, Pence just couldn't help but make it all much worse by opening his ignorant, hateful mouth. One day before Martin Luther King Jr. day, Pence dared to compare the values of MLK to those of our current president. MLK is honored today for championing equal rights, love, and acceptance among all people while Trump shut down the government because he wants to build a spiky steel barricade on our border. MLK fought for the future, while Trump is so confused about climate change he's trying to use the cold weather to invalidate global warming. Here's a list of similarities between Trump and MLK:
1. They're both human men.
That's it!
Here's a clip of Pence using MLK's quote, "Now is the time to make real the promises of democracy" to support Trump's border wall.
Nice try, Pence. This is a major swing and a miss. Plucking this specific quote out of the many great lessons MLK gave us is like a hungover college student trying to find the most vague scholarly opinion to support a totally batsh*t thesis statement. It's disrespectful to MLK's legacy and Pence, if he has the capacity for it, should be very ashamed.
Once again, Mike Pence is the walking embodiment of the saying, "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt." https://t.co/4o6C2bDoUI via rawstory
This comparison inspired me to donate $45 to the NAACP Legal Defense Fund.
— Orange October, Blue November (@OrngOctBlueNov) January 20, 2019
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“One of my favorite quotes from Dr. King was, ‘Now is the time to make real the the promises of democracy,’” Mike Pence said before arguing that like MLK, Trump has “inspired us to change.”
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Dear @VP as Dr. King said of the Berlin Wall: "Here on either side of the wall are God's children, and no manmade barrier can obliterate that fact," he said at St. Mary's Church on Sept. 13, 1964. Stop dishonoring MLK and stop the hate. https://t.co/w9Qi5K3K20
If MLKJr was alive today, Trump would say he wasn’t born here and Mike Pence would find a way to justify the criminalization of MLK Jr work. https://t.co/1kjlH0RYpQ
I’m not sure which I believe less: That Donald Trump is acting exactly like Martin Luther King in demanding a border wall, or that Mike Pence has a favorite MLK quote (which he has to read verbatim while quoting).
I almost lost my lunch when I heard Pence compare Trump to MLK jr. What an insult to Dr King. No, Mr Trump, you are nothing like the great civil rights leader. NOTHING!
Cardi B and Tomi Lahren are in a Twitter war and you guessed it: It's about Trump.
While it's nice to see two famous women have an internet battle that's about politics and not whatever it is Taylor Swift's "Bad Blood" is about, celebrities have a powerful platform that informs many opinions. With that platform comes great responsibility, and both Cardi and Tomi (sigh) are trying to use their voices to influence change.
The battle began when Cardi jokingly suggested on Twitter that Trump supporters should work for free during the government shutdown:
Tomi Lahren, America's angriest bleach ambassador, used Cardi B's distaste for Trump to insult Democrats. Considering the biggest celeb Trump supporter is Kanye West, the Dems are welcoming Cardi with open arms and Tomi has no ground to stand on here. Then, things escalated.
It's not a great move on Cardi's part to promote physical violence, but considering this entire feud began with a joke, it's safe to assume this is also a joke...
It's unclear why Tomi is so upset that Cardi is expressing her political beliefs instead of challenging the beliefs themselves, but calling her moronic and then hashtagging #BuildthatWall isn't the best comeback. Tomi, you're supposed to be the youthful zinger of conservatives, what happened to your bite? Cardi then responded:
You’re so blinded with racism that you don’t even realize the decisions the president you root for is destroying the country you claim to love so much .You are a perfect example on no matter how educated or smart you think you are you still a SHEEP! https://t.co/khRpoOt16B
Why do people think they can mess with Bronx women without getting roasted?
They act as though our borough hasn’t been perfecting the clapback game since the Sugarhill Gang 🤣 y’all just found it on Twitter https://t.co/pgxUU1BDJs
Aren’t you the same girl who whines about Trump inciting violence? Now you applaud it because it’s against a female conservative you disagree with politically? Convenient. P.S. I do fully acknowledge @iamcardib is smarter than YOU. https://t.co/S066IdLMB6
I somehow can't help but think that if Tomi and AOC went to high school together, Tomi would've been Regina George and AOC would've been the class president.
When someone called out Tomi for accusing Cardi of inciting violence, she responded:
While you’re at it, look up “dog walk you.” Let me know what you find. https://t.co/ErD7Eo4xGq
Tomi, you're missing the point here. Focusing on the fact that Cardi threatened to "dog walk" you, rather than focusing on the border wall makes you look weak. You're the one with the political TV show, Cardi is a rapper. So far, that's all the feud entailed, but something tells me this isn't the first time these women are going to clash.
Regardless of where you work, everyone knows there are some pretty dirty company secrets everywhere.
Whether it's a little lie like a bakery that says "baked fresh daily" but serves two day old products, a drunk bartender, or a luxury hotel that doesn't clean sheets, sometimes it's much better just not knowing what happens behind the scenes.
However, when a recent Reddit user asked the internet the question, "What's a dirty secret that everybody in your industry knows about but anyone outside of your line of work would be scandalized to hear?" people everywhere truly delivered. From waiters to doctors, mailmen to dentists--brace yourselves for a peek back behind the curtain of everything we currently believe to be safe. Read if you dare!
1. Furniture repair tips from "HippieJesus13."
When repairing furniture, a lot of times we just use a marker to cover up scratches. Granted they're carefully selected to match the color of course, but they're still just normal markers.
2. We don't want to know, "Bottleup3."
The actual price of eyeglass lenses
3. Sad news, "cruisefromottawa."
Almost all of the calls you hear on your local radio station are not LIVE. They were recorded during the last song or during a commercial break. There are many sneaky ways to make a call sound LIVE.
4. This is very upsetting, "Ego_Floss."
Parcels marked fragile are treated exactly the same as every other parcel.
5. Wait, protein supplements alone can't make me a bikini model, "overlyattachedbf?"
Those totally jacked-up personal trainers didn't get that way from the protein supplement they're trying to sell you.
6. Well this will haunt me forever, "bargainac."
Not really my industry anymore, but I used to work in a pet store (and now I work for a vet that works closely with several pet stores): if you’re in a pet store that sells snakes, there’s like a 75% chance at any given time that there’s a snake loose in there.
7. Ah, yes, "somePeopleAreStrange."
Drug abuse of every kind is normalized in the restaurant industry. It's crazy how many alcoholics/casual cocaine users I've worked with.
Although heavy drugs are very much frowned upon, people will boast about killing a bottle of expensive whiskey the other night.
8. But they're for sick people, "mamakf!"
Pharmacist here. Whenever pills get dropped on the floor, they get picked up and go back in the bottle.
9. Be nice to paramedics, "HeliosRises."
The folks in the ambulance with you, regardless of what you are being charged for care/transport, are making between $9.00 and $25.00 (no one I know makes the upper end) an hour. They genuinely care for your health/wellbeing (so long as you genuinely need their service), but could be in the middle of a 12/16/24 hour shift.
10. This makes sense, "Up2Eleven."
99% of tech support is using Google. Most issues could be handled by the user if they simply googled it.
11. This is a bummer, "seykuel."
Maybe not as scandalous as some things here, but I don't think people realize how wasteful live theatre tends to be. Some places make an effort to reuse materials, but even then there's a shit-ton of painted lumber, foam, and decommissioned props that go straight to the dump after the set's torn down.
12. This is nasty, "siel04."
We don't drain the pool after a kid throws up. We chlorinate the heck out of it. The bacteria are dead. We clean the crud out. But draining and refilling a pool would be waste of time and water. Seriously, though, it's clean when we're done. You won't get sick from whatever Charlie had before he upchucked.
13. Ahhhh, "myliltoehurts."
Few years ago I used to clean hotel rooms. It may have been unique to the company I worked for but we were ridiculously underpaid and given very little time to clean a room properly. It was common that if someone only slept a night or 2 in a bed it was just re-made without changing sheets. In rooms that had glasses (like actual glass ones) it was quicker to wash them in the sink than go for new ones. Even if that included wiping them dry with the same towel you used to wipe the last room's shower/sink/mirror with, or occasionally even toilet. Seriously, never drink of a hotel glass unless it's sealed in a bag.
14. I knew it, "littlefishsticks."
Perhaps not scandalous, but the urine pregnancy tests used in physicians offices and hospitals have the same accuracy as the cheap no-name brands you can buy at box stores. It’s a $45 dollar charge for the test where I work.
15. This has to be the truth, "GorillaonWheels."
Teacher, some of your kids suck.
16. Be nice to nurses, "imnotarobotbut."
Used to work in an emergency room. Everyone gets the same medical treatment, but I'll be sure to grab you an extra blanket/pillow/juice box if you're nice. If you're screaming profanities at me while I'm putting you on a bedpan, I probably won't come in to check on you as often.
17. Sounds about right, "Dethfiesta."
Some of your favorite artists are making extensive use of canned backing tracks at concerts.
18. Floss or be judged, "silvara."
Dental hygienist - we can 100% tell if you floss. Like don’t even bother lying honestly, it’s so easy to know who flosses and who doesn’t.
We've all heard of online dating, but have you ever heard of a father trolling his step-son by live-tweeting about his dating life? Allow me to explain...
Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) created a hilarious Twitter thread when he let his followers know that his step-son had a girl over for the night, and the boy's mom had yet to notice. Tricky-D live tweeted the whole event, making speculations about whether or not his wife would discover the girl in her son's room. The whole thing played out like some sort of teen romance thriller, so entertainment at its best.
So, my stepson has a girl upstairs in his room that stayed the night and my wife doesn't know yet. I'm curious on how he plans to smuggle her out now that the whole family is awake...
And he really painted the scene for his followers while everyone waited.
People asking for updates: she's still here, the wife has gone into full Saturday house cleaning mode. Still hasn't noticed the cute white shoes by the door. This could be his chance while she's distracted. 🤷🏻♂️
A note on the shoe thing.. there is a side door attached to the kitchen literally right at the bottom of the stairs. But... Those damn shoes are on the opposite side of the house.
This dude really committed to the documentation of this sacred event...
11:00am central standard time... My wife (amazing wife) cleaning so hard core she doesn't even notice me standing behind her to take this pic... Music cranked all the way. Now's the chance.. will he see the opportunity?? pic.twitter.com/GqamyqbYmI
I think they might be waiting it out. The wife usually lays down and reads after lunch, especially after cleaning her ass off all morning. Could he be waiting for that?? Can she hold her pee another hour or so?? I have no idea what they thinking up there 🤷🏻♂️
OMG OMG OHHHH MY GAWDDDDDDD. SHE CAME DOWN TO USE THE BATHROOM! IT'S ONE OF HIS CLOSEST FRIENDS! See... Mom might believe it's just a friendly sleepover, she was lucky enough to sleep through the fuck fest above our heads at 4am.
Omg this kid!! NONCHALANT AF he casually strolls downstairs... AND grabbed those shoes and went back upstairs. Side eyeing me the whole way past. I shot him a little wink 😉. They gonna hit that side door. bet.
And closure... Sure enough, hit the side door and they gone. I don't know about you but need a drink after that suspense. Thanks for following along! That was amazing.
Personally, I think the mom knew. Moms know. Period. She probably didn't want to embarrass the young woman, but will be having a nice, long chat with her son later tonight, once he thinks he's in the clear.
Fox & Friends is under fire after the conservative news show displayed a graphic indicating the Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg had died. The problem here is that Ruth Bader Ginsberg has not, in fact, died. Sorry to have given you a momentary heart attack there.
The graphic appeared as a photo of RGB alongside the text, "1933-2019." So now we all know that Fox & Friends is in possession of a graphic that says RGB will die this year. This feels like when you accidentally text "Ugh, Ashley is being such a bitch right now" to Ashley. Both are a very awkward mistake to make, and both require an apology.
The Fox & Friends did apologize for their mistake, and cited a technical error in the control room as the cause for the mishap. Again, this is a lot like the texting situation with Ashley. You can totally say that what happened was an accident, and perhaps even happened due to some technical glitches (your fingers hitting send to the wrong person), but at the end of the day, you have been exposed.
"We need to apologize. … A technical error in the control room triggered a graphic of RBG with a date on it,” said co-host Steve Doocy. “We don’t want to make it seem anything other than that was a mistake. That was an accident.” And co-host Ainsley Earhardt chimed in with,“We apologize, big mistake.”
The timing here is, of course, terrible. Ginsburg, 85, was recently hospitalized after undergoing lung surgery to remove cancerous nodules. She has been working from home since then, and is expected to return to work soon. So, putting up a graphic that says she has died, just as she's finishing up her recovery, is not the best move. One could even call it the worst move.
Here's to hoping RGB lives forever, and that Fox & Friends learns how to keep their graphics to themselves.
Netflix is being roasted on Twitter right now for what could only be explained as either a very savvy prankster or a hilarious glitch.
When renowned etiquette expert, William Hanson, tweeted this confusing image of Marie Kondo's "Tidying Up" home screen, the internet rightfully freaked out.
Considering Marie Kondo is a cheery wood sprite with the disposition of a rainbow sugar cookie, seeing a gunman next to her name is an alarming image.
However, many people couldn't help but laugh at the idea of sweet, tiny Marie Kondo rolling into people's messy homes with a massive weapon as a method of intimidating them into getting their act together. Considering the image is in a desert, imagining Marie Kondo kidnapping unorganized people and dragging them by gunpoint to a barren wasteland is 100% a show I'd watch.
If you haven't watched either of the Fyre Festival documentaries, you need to move your booty over to Hulu or Netflix and get on it ASAP.
You'll quickly find yourself blessed by the rich narrative of fraud committed by entrepreneur wunderkind Billy Mcfarland, the innately dangerous power wielded by Instagram models lounging on a beach, and Ja Rule yelling motivational drivel into the abyss while everything falls apart at the seams.
Both documentaries provide truly delicious and disorienting schadenfreude via the the implosion of a luxury tropical music festival geared towards influencers and rich kids. But also, the documentaries equally show a tale of injustice for all of the exploited workers caught in the crossfire of the failed festival.
In true Twitter fashion, people online have been chronicling their experiences and reactions to all the behind-the-scenes juice, and this true story of greed, deception and social media clout has brought on the full range of human thought.
Love how the takeaway from both Fyre Fest docs is that Billy McFarland was deemed a visionary for figuring out that millennials want to fuck supermodels.
I just watched the Netflix Fyre Fest doc. What a mess. The only person who settled her debts that weren’t even her debts was the black woman, Maryann Rolle.
Before you start feeling bad for attendees of Fyre Fest please keep in mind that every single one of those people were willing to pay actual money to see a Ja Rule concert in 2017.
every dude in the fyre fest doc is so uniquely bad it’s amazing and even better than they’re still out here on success mindset twitter pic.twitter.com/jJswz47l0b
1/6 Just finished watching #FyreFestivalNetflix and am just as horrified, and disgusted, as many you. Of all the things that upset me, one stuck out as matching the psychopathy of Billy Mcfarland himself. Justin Liao. It's easy to laugh at the chaos of #FyreFest when we're in pic.twitter.com/in2jcTX1ec
“who are these *influencers*? what is this world? are you sure we are millennials? i’m so glad we don’t have to spend a lot of money to feel like we’re having a good time.”
—paul, having an existential crisis watching the fyre fest doc
Who’s the bigger jerk: the jerk who throws a garbage music festival or the jerk who attends the garbage music festival & admits to slashing other people’s tents & urinating on makeshift accommodations because he & his friends don’t want “neighbors?” #fyrefest#fyre#fyrefestivalpic.twitter.com/sAf0dymITX
Soooo there a scene in the new Netflix documentary on Fyre Fest where Billy McFarland is out on bail planning his next scam ("NYC VIP Access") and he's hanging out in his penthouse hotel room with Chuck Schumer's press secretary pic.twitter.com/7DuiFAS7RE
the two fyre docs are actually great companion pieces; in the Hulu one you get a smart overview of millennial scam culture, in the Netflix one you hear about how Billy asked one of his investors to suck a customs officer’s dick for Evian water
Having watched both Fyre fest docs, man but did they fuck over the people of the Bahamas without a second glance. Hundreds of day laborers, who sweated for months, still waiting on their well-deserved earnings. No access to the lawsuits the well-off attendees are pursuing either.
watched both fyre fest documentaries and completely unrelated i'd like to announce the first annual afropunk/roots picnic tropical weekend at orchard beach. cabanas available now
the most shocking part of the #FyreFestival documentary was when they got into a plane with man who taught himself to fly on MICROSOFT FLIGHT SIMULATOR
I watched the Netflix Fyre Festival documentary and was really struck by the fact that one series of decisions in the Choose Your Own Adventure of life lands you on a conference call with Ja Rule while he screams “IT’S NOT LIKE ANYBODY DIED” at you
These Fyre docs just keep reminding me how segregated the internet is. I never heard of the festival until it all went wrong. I don't follow Bella Hadid or Kendal Jenner on IG. I have no clue what that part of the internet is even like.
after nearly 2 years of silence, the designer behind Fyre Festival has reactivated the official Twitter account... for the sole purpose of sending tweets to Chrissy Teigen pic.twitter.com/GcSgjNuA4i
There's so much you can do for a 2019 update to We Didn't Start The Fire. Picture it
"Giuliani, MAGA teens, Fyre fest makin screams, um, (i go completely silent as the karaoke track keeps plays for 2 whole minutes. i suddenly say "The Shutdown"- then dead quiet again)"
The rhetoric and policies of the Trump administration are the antithesis of the civil rights movement in every conceivable way. And yet, without fail, several members of the Trump administration paid their respects on Martin Luther King Jr. Day in the most cringe-inducing ways possible.
While the act of picking out the most embarrassing member of Trump's staff feels as futile as pinpointing the least healthy menu item at McDonalds, Sarah Huckabee Sanders definitely gave everyone a run for their money with her nauseating Martin Luther King Jr. Day tweet.
In a single tweet that simultaneously sums up the tone deaf nature of the Trump administration, the sanitization of Martin Luther King Jr.'s legacy, and the cognitive dissonance of white people everywhere (myself included), Sanders thanked the late civil rights leader for "giving his life" to end racism.
Today we honor a great American who gave his life to right the wrong of racial inequality. Our country is better thanks to his inspiration and sacrifice #MLKDaypic.twitter.com/wWYdNWtGuy
People on Twitter were quick to correct Sanders and point out the obvious, that Martin Luther King Jr. did not "give up" his life, but more accurately was murdered by white supremacist James Earl Ray after a lifetime of being threatened by individual racists and government agents.
“Gave up his life”? Oh girl he was brutally murdered fighting racism and injustice. Like MURDERED!
— Dewayne “Not Dwayne” Perkins (@DewaynePerkins) January 21, 2019
He didn’t “give” his life, he was murdered by a White supremacist. Y’all still haven’t learned a damn thing from his life or death and need to stop speaking his name in vain because it’s a fucking insult and disgrace to MLK’s legacy and Black people in general. https://t.co/mvQJWK5a1V
I’m so sick & tired of the White folk who pretend MLK died on the cross for their sins and like all the racist shit they do/enable the other 364 days of the year can somehow be absolved as long as they disingenuously misinterpret his legacy on #MLKDay. Cease, desist and GTFOH.
He was killed. He was killed by the same type of people who continue to support Trump and attend his rallies with confederate flags and racist slogans. MLK Jr. didn’t give his life, his life was stolen. Shame on you for trying to spin that fact.
Sanders' historically inaccurate take was only exacerbated by the fact that her politics oppose everything Martin Luther King Jr. was fighting for, and the Trump administration is doing everything in its power to undo the progress that was hard won.
And every day Donald Trump tries to erase his legacy by sowing division and encouraging his followers worst instincts.
@PressSec has worked hard to push Trump’s message of racism and division but today she’d like to say something nice about MLK so she doesn’t look too racist.
Because @PressSec knows that when Trumpism is over and we’re trying to rebuild our shattered country, she’s going to have been on the wrong side of history.
Imagine working for the president who jailed the children and defending it and saying it was necessary. Imagine being that person and thinking a tweet will undo it
Imagine @PressSec's face when, two years after Trumpism has died, she realizes that the tweet had the opposite effect in that it made her appear both racist and disingenuous.
Imagine being Sarah or really anyone else on Team Trump, realizing that they are all but unemployable, despite working in what are normally coveted jobs that make careers soar.
He ‘dedicated’ his life to right the wrongs of racial inequality- he was murdered In Memphis at age 39. He would surely have opposed the cruel, unjust policies of Donald Trump
It's one level of cognitive dissonance to be an outright fascist and racist, it's another ballgame to do that while pretending to respect historical activists who hold the same values you decry today.
5. Rudy Giuliani, because he's going to have trouble if he goes to heaven.
Oh, Rudes.
Fresh off saying on TV that he never said that there was "no collusion" (he said that there was no collusion), Rudy Giuliani continues to be the Barry Zuckerkorn of Bob Loblaws.
He said on Meet the Press that Trump's negotiations with the Kremlin over building a tower in Moscow were" going on from the day I announced to the day I won."
Rudes then told The New York Timesthat he meant that "as a hypothetical" (???) and he's know telling The New Yorkerthat Lordy, there are tapes.
Giuliani chatted with The New Yorker's Isaac Chotiner and this happened:
Giuliani: I have been through all the tapes.@IChotiner: Wait, what tapes have you gone through? G: I shouldn’t have said tapes. C: So, there were no tapes you listened to, though? G: No tapes. Well, I have listened to tapes, but none of them concern this.https://t.co/iGDS3IoDpL
Asked again if there were tapes, Giuliani said, "No tapes. Well, I have listened to tapes, but none of them concern this."
He also denied saying that the negotiations lasted through the election (he said that the negotiations lasted through the election).
The best part, though, is when Giuliani suggested that he does indeed feel shame and worries about how becoming a Trump stooge will impact his "America's Mayor After 9/11" legacy:
I am afraid it will be on my gravestone. “Rudy Giuliani: He lied for Trump.” Somehow, I don’t think that will be it. But, if it is, so what do I care? I’ll be dead. I figure I can explain it to St. Peter.
Best of luck, Rudy.
4. Chris Brown, because he's been detained in Paris for rape.
Will he be in jail...forever?
Chris Brown used to be known as a singer and dancer, but he's primarily been known as an abuser since he assaulted Rihanna. He was charged with two felonies in the United States.
He has since taken his violence global, and was arrested in Paris on allegations of rape.
The French magazine Closerreported on Monday evening that an unnamed 24-year-old woman has accused Brown of raping her in his suite at Paris' Mandarin Oriental hotel, during the night of Jan. 15-16. The woman told Paris police that she met Brown in a nightclub in central Paris earlier that evening, and that Brown invited her, along with other women, back to his suite. At some point in the evening, she alleged, she found herself in a room alone with Brown, and that it was then that he allegedly raped her. Brown's accuser also said that a friend of the singer and his bodyguard also abused her.
Au revoir, criminal.
3. Bradley Cooper, because a star was snubbed for best director.
Music to my eyes.
Bradley Cooper is a handsome man who just wants to be taken seriously, goddammit! He starred in, wrote, and directed the new A Star is Born but was only Oscar-nominated for acting and writing. What the hell is this?
Sad!
People are pissed, and assuming that he is, too.
Bradley Cooper was robbed for Best Director. Clearly.
So Bradley Cooper is the only one to direct THREE Oscar nominated performances this year WITHOUT getting nominated for Director? That’s bullshit. #OscarNominations
Hey...the Oscars should have taken another look at you.
He deserves an Oscar for this meme alone.
2. The woman who got arrested for breaking, entering, and stripping.
Getting arrested is a good way to go viral.
NBC Bay Area reports that Akiah Hasan, 26, of East Palo Alto, "walked into a house, then grabbed the resident's cellphone and started live-streaming her burglary over social media."
"She was inviting people over (to that house) for a party," Detective Rosemerry Blankswade said. "We didn't get a good explanation."
NBC adds that "Hasan stripped to her underwear, and then carried the cellphone into the backyard" and the continued the live-stream, which likely picked up more viewers at that point.
Like Bradley Cooper, she was also snubbed of an Oscar nomination for best director.
1. Everyone involved in the viral racist MAGA hat kids story, because it keeps getting worse. Especially for you, The Media.
The kids came from Covington Catholic High School in Kentucky, bussed in for the annual anti-choice March for Life. Nathan Phillips, a veteran of the Vietnam war and activist in the indigenous rights movement, said that he felt disrespected and the heard kids say, "build that wall."
Nick Sandmann, the kid in the video, naturally, released a counter-narrative, as constructed by a Mitch McConnell-aligned public relations firm (yes, they have public relations firms in Kentucky).
According to Future Supreme Court Justice Sandmann, the kids were harassed by members of the Black Hebrew Israelites, who also had event on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial, and called them such things as "incest kids." They were then approached by Phillips.
"I believed that by remaining motionless and calm, I was helping to diffuse the situation," he said. "I realized everyone had cameras and that perhaps a group of adults was trying to provoke a group of teenagers into a larger conflict. I said a silent prayer that the situation would not get out of hand."
The scene, however, did not seem like one of silent prayer.
The earlier footage of Native American veteran Nathan Phillips being mocked by Trump supporters is so much worse. pic.twitter.com/U2EcFAoYoC
The media bought it, and gave the kids the exculpatory coverage they so desired.
Hey guys. Seeing all the additional videos now, and I 100% regret reacting too quickly to the Covington story. I wish I’d had the fuller picture before weighing in, and I’m truly sorry.
There are more videos coming out, and they don't particularly demonstrate a record of good behavior.
The Covington Catholic boys harrassed my friends and I before the incident with Nathan Phillips even happened. I'm tired of reading things saying they were provoked by anyone else other than their own egos and ignorance 🤦🏼♀️ pic.twitter.com/utdPFii92D
"As we attempted to continue our path and move through the crowd, the boys closed in around us, until finally, one particular boy stood in front of Nathan and refused to let us pass" https://t.co/TrH1gPiIeR
The most concerning part of this weekend was, in two instances, some mainstream commentators and outlets' desperate appeals to appear moderate by taking bad faith reactionaries' words at face value, then trying to find a center between that and the truth.
This is how racism is tolerated and allowed to flourish. It’s how we got the alt right. It’s how we got Trump. It’s still stunning that journalists won’t believe racism when they see it.
Nick Sandmann and the students of Covington have become symbols of Fake News and how evil it can be. They have captivated the attention of the world, and I know they will use it for the good - maybe even to bring people together. It started off unpleasant, but can end in a dream!
The kids came from Covington Catholic High School in Kentucky, bussed in for the annual anti-choice March for Life. Nathan Phillips, a veteran of the Vietnam war and activist in the indigenous rights movement, said that he felt disrespected and the heard kids say, "build that wall."
Nick Sandmann, the kid in the video, naturally, released a counter-narrative, as constructed by a Mitch McConnell-aligned public relations firm (yes, they have public relations firms in Kentucky).
According to Future Supreme Court Justice Sandmann, the kids were harassed by members of the Black Hebrew Israelites, who also had event on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial, and called them such things as "incest kids." They were then approached by Phillips.
"I believed that by remaining motionless and calm, I was helping to diffuse the situation," he said. "I realized everyone had cameras and that perhaps a group of adults was trying to provoke a group of teenagers into a larger conflict. I said a silent prayer that the situation would not get out of hand."
The scene, however, did not seem like one of silent prayer.
The earlier footage of Native American veteran Nathan Phillips being mocked by Trump supporters is so much worse. pic.twitter.com/U2EcFAoYoC
The media bought it, and gave the kids the exculpatory coverage they so desired.
Hey guys. Seeing all the additional videos now, and I 100% regret reacting too quickly to the Covington story. I wish I’d had the fuller picture before weighing in, and I’m truly sorry.
There are more videos coming out, and they don't particularly demonstrate a record of good behavior.
The Covington Catholic boys harrassed my friends and I before the incident with Nathan Phillips even happened. I'm tired of reading things saying they were provoked by anyone else other than their own egos and ignorance 🤦🏼♀️ pic.twitter.com/utdPFii92D
"As we attempted to continue our path and move through the crowd, the boys closed in around us, until finally, one particular boy stood in front of Nathan and refused to let us pass" https://t.co/TrH1gPiIeR
The most concerning part of this weekend was, in two instances, some mainstream commentators and outlets' desperate appeals to appear moderate by taking bad faith reactionaries' words at face value, then trying to find a center between that and the truth.
This is how racism is tolerated and allowed to flourish. It’s how we got the alt right. It’s how we got Trump. It’s still stunning that journalists won’t believe racism when they see it.
Nick Sandmann and the students of Covington have become symbols of Fake News and how evil it can be. They have captivated the attention of the world, and I know they will use it for the good - maybe even to bring people together. It started off unpleasant, but can end in a dream!
There's a new meme in town called, "You Might Know Me From," and it's particularly cathartic for anyone who needs to complain about their job. With all the stress of student debt, the current job market, and a politically divided nation, it's nice to laugh about our daily work lives every once in awhile.
The meme actually started, though, by poking fun at a different kind of job. With the popular Twitter account, @YourMomsucksTho and a funny tweet about the struggles of being a parent, a meme was born:
Hi, i'm a mom. You might know me from some of my Greatest Hits like "I thought your game was cancelled", "please don't fart on your sister", "why are there dirty socks in the refrigerator" and "I've clearly failed as a mother, just wait until your father gets home"
Nothing can stop highly relatable content, because people immediately started sharing complaints with a similar structure.
1.
Hi, I’m an English professor. You might know me from some of my Greatest Hits like, “This is the first time I’ve met you so no I can’t give you makeup assignments for the entire semester’s work” and “Have you ever looked at the syllabus?"
Hi, I'm a primary care doctor. You might know me from some of my Greatest Hits like "let's get you back to your $10/hr job harvesting vegetables you can't afford to buy, this $80 daily inhaler might keep you from needing your $80 rescue inhaler, good luck, I wish you could vote!"
Hi, I’m a single dad. You might know me from some of my greatest hits like: “of course I can carry more”, “when did you get these forms & fees that are apparently due today” & “you know I love your hugs but dad just wants to curl into a ball & suck his thumb for an hour” 🐵✌🏼☕️
Hi, I’m a single woman. You might know me from some of my remixes of Great Hits such as, “Stop Pressuring Me into Marriage”, “Dating is wild”, “I know I’m nearly 30 mum”, and a future hit coming to you soon, “No, he hasn’t proposed yet”.
Hi, I’m a nonprofit Chief Operating Officer and Finance Director. You might know me from some of my greatest hits like, “Have you run this by the other project directors?” “I’m rebooting the server,” and “Yes, your paycheck is accurate.” Also, I’m unemployed. You should hire me.
Hi, I’m a climate scientist. You may know me from my greatest hits including, “No, it’s not a natural cycle,” “Yes, I know it’s been warmer before (and the only reason YOU know is because we scientists told you so),” and “Just because it’s on YouTube doesn’t mean it’s true.” https://t.co/0TwoErsgvA
Hello, I'm an author. You may know me from my greatest hits, including: "No, not like J. K. Rowling", "exposure doesn't pay the bills,", and "I don't know, *have* you heard of me?" https://t.co/6Y7zo107bX
Hi! I'm a philosopher. You might know me from such hits as "No, I don't have any sayings," "You must be thinking of psychology," "That would be begging the question" and its even more popular follow-up, "That's not what 'begging the question' means."
Hello i'm a Marketer. You may know me from greatest hits such as "No, I can't just make it go viral", "No, our target audience can’t be everybody", "No we can't photoshop a video" and "Yes, you absolutely will need a copywriter!" https://t.co/JNXE7W0qSn
Hi, I'm a hacker. You might know me from some of my greatest hits like "No, I can't hack your ex-girlfriend's Facebook," "Yes, that can be hacked," and "No, it doesn't work that way." https://t.co/Xp5UxV2HYh
Hi, I’m an artist. You might know me from such greatest hits as: “did I seriously just put this on the wrong layer”, “pressing control z til this hand looks right”, “why does this character look different every time I draw them???” And “PUT IT ON THE WRONG LAYER AGAIN”
Hi! I'm an oncologist. You might know me from my greatest hits including "no, I don't recommend alkaline water as your body is remarkably homeostatic and maintains your pH balance", "anaerobic glycolysis means cancer can make its own sugar", and "no, I'm not hiding the cure" https://t.co/GxiX5IQaa2
Hi I'm a criminologist, you might know me from my greatest hits including: "no, the law is not equal for all”, “no, immigrants do not increase crime” and ”no, we don’t need new prisons” #academia#criminology
Hi, I’m a #nurse. You might know me from some of my greatest hits like: “please gown and glove before entering the room;” “gel in, gel out;” “stop pulling at your IV;” “we need to scoot you up in the bed;” and “have you started passing gas?” #medtwitterhttps://t.co/j5jktYNgTv
Hi I’m a physician. You might know me from some of my greatest hits like: “Did you get your flu shot yet?” and “Did you get your flu shot yet? (redux)” and for those who didn’t hear them, “Now that you mention it, yes this hospitalization may have been prevented by the flu shot.” https://t.co/DinXWVkt9Y
Hi, I’m a medical student. You might know me from my greatest hits including “hey, I’m sorry to bother you, just wanted to ask if...,” “excuse me, sorry, but where is the...,” “hello operator, would you mind paging...” and “is there anything else I can help with?” https://t.co/BbmYU7qcEG
Hi, I'm the thesaurus. You might know me from some of my greatest hits, such as "Their, they're, and there are not synonyms," "Sometimes bad is a synonym for good," and "If you can't remember a word, I've got options for you." https://t.co/68mePbgMfM
Hi I’m a playwright. You might know me from such greatest hits as yes I’m actually a playwright. fuck I forgot to apply to new dramatists. haha no I do not have anything on broadway. I DONT know how actors memorize all of their lines. That’s awesome you loved Dear Evan Hansen
Hi, I'm the non-academic husband of a female PhD in STEM. You might know me from my greatest hits - "Why is your CV over 20 pages?!?!?," "That should actually be addressed Dr. And Mr.," "Could you dumb that down a notch for me?," And "Few more notches please...."
Hi, I’m a #humantrafficking lawyer. You might know me from some of my greatest hits like: "those statistics are misleading," "those numbers were made up," "no one's selling anyone's body," and "yes, I'll go on record defending Backpage." https://t.co/4z84x8qYRj
Hi! I’m an assistant principal. You might know me from my greatest hits such as, “I’m sorry, but I can’t tell you what punishment the other kid received”, “Your child’s story doesn’t align with the truth“, and “Sure, I’ll open your ketchup packet for you!”
Hello, I’m a marine mammalogist, you might know me from my greatest hits: “no, I don’t swim with dolphins”, “no, dolphins don’t telepathically speak to aliens & take that crystal away” and “really, I don’t swim with dolphins because it’s bad for them and they are total dicks!” https://t.co/agaNjwN46A
Hello, I'm a primatologist, you might know me from my greatest hits including: "no I don't touch the animals", "no, you shouldn't touch the animals", and "just because it's cute it doesn't mean it won't rip your face right off if you try to keep it as a pet" https://t.co/8Or4RocpVb
Hi! I’m a surgical resident. You might know me from my greatest hits including, “when’s the last time you had a bowel movement?” “Turn your head and cough” And the especially unforgettable, “you’re going to feel a little pressure now” https://t.co/xgZStr1vfU
The time has finally come for movie lovers everywhere to argue each other's faces off. The 2019 Oscar nominations have officially been announced, and per usual, there are a lot of feelings flying around in response.
Tracee Ellis Ross and Kumail Nanjiani are announcing this year's Oscars nominees in 24 categories highlighting everything from the best picture and acting performances to production and costume design. #OscarNomshttps://t.co/dS6ffrPkM9
Both The Favourite and Roma swept the competition with ten nominations each, A Star is Born and Vice followed close behind with eight nominations, and Black Panther also crushed it with seven nominations (which includes Best Picture).
While this is good news for many movie lovers, there are still a lot of people frustrated with the movies and actors left out of the running.
Claire Foy, Justin Hurwitz, and Timothée Chalamet already left out of Oscar nominations? I’m going back to bed.
Many were bummed that Crazy Rich Asians was snubbed, and the beloved Timothee Chalamet received no nominations, Paddington 2 and Widows were also left out.
timothée chalamet stans contacting the academy in regards of timothée not even getting one oscar nom pic.twitter.com/cbZwNf7Xs9
Woke up to see Toni Collette in Hereditary wasn't nominated for Best Actress. I truly thought Get Out would set a precedent for the Academy's recognition of horror films. #OscarNomspic.twitter.com/UNKU2YhGBY
Even the Mr. Rogers documentary was left out of the nominations.
Timothy Chalamet not being nominated for Beautiful Boy is almost as egregious as the year Gyllenhaal wasn’t nominated for Nightcrawler. No Bradley Cooper for best director? Won’t You Be My Neighbor isn’t nominated for doc!? It is NOT a beautiful day in the neighborhood #OscarNomspic.twitter.com/rcmunWEfME
A lot of people were also not impressed with the fact that no women were included in the best director category, and well, a few of the key categories.
No woman nominated for Best Director. No woman nominated for Cinematography. No woman nominated for Editing. No woman nominated for Music. One woman nominated for Adapted Screenplay. One woman nominated for Original Screenplay.
Also?????? Where are the women in the directing category?????? Like huzzah it ain't all white men but at the same time. ITS STILL ALL MEN. COME ON OSCARS.
But still, as always, the Oscars nominations are a mixed bag and the announcement included plenty to celebrate.
BLACK PANTHER HAS 7 OSCAR NOMINATIONS BLACK PANTHER HAS 7 OSCAR NOMINATIONS BLACK PANTHER HAS 7 OSCAR NOMINATIONS BLACK PANTHER HAS 7 OSCAR NOMINATIONS BLACK PANTHER HAS 7 OSCAR NOMINATIONS BLACK PANTHER HAS 7 OSCAR NOMINATIONS BLACK PANTHER HAS 7 OSCAR NOMINATIONS#OscarNomspic.twitter.com/cNZeMncr6T
These conflicted feelings will only boil hotter the night of the actual Oscars, when movie buffs across the world watch white knuckled to see if their faves get their due.
In case you haven't seen it yet, Cardi B's latest music video collaboration with City Girls is a tropical island full of women twerking and dancing and having the time of their lives.
While a lot of people loved the video and felt it was a fun female-powered utopia, others were left uninspired.
When the conservative video columnist Stephanie Hamill saw the video she was so turned off she tagged Cardi B in a tweet questioning the motives of the video, and more specifically, how a video showing nearly nude women dancing could be empowering.
It shows that as women, we can do WTF we want! Walk around in animal print, twerk in animal print, shii twerk naked! Still does not give you the right to touch us!!
A lot of people took the time to clarify that women dancing and being free with their bodies is the definition of empowerment, there are no men in the video, there is no male gaze - it's all about dancing and being free and unharmed.
I don’t know how you missed this, but MeToo is about sexual HARASSMENT and ASSAULT, not sexual EXPRESSION. The problem isn’t seeing an ass shaking, it’s grabbing it without consent. The conflation of sexiness and sexual assault is your problem here
It shows that women can do whatever tf they want with their body’s. This is literally the definition of female empowerment. Encouraging women to be themselves and act as they please without being ashamed or embarrassed about their bodies.
Unsurprisingly, others roasted Hamill for not being able to enjoy a fun video and move along.
Doing what they want and having fun while doing it. You can be modest one day if that's how you feel or sexy the next. You don't have to act a certain way to be accepted or respected. They did it because they don't give a solitary fuck how YOU feel about it. pic.twitter.com/Cw9rLdnpuV
But the conversation truly reached its peak when Cardi B herself chimed in to clarify what she wanted the video to portray, and why women dancing and being free and shaking their butts is an act of empowerment and joy. Sexual expression in itself is not the same thing as being reduced to an object.
It says to women that I can wear and not wear what ever I want. do w.e I want and that NO still means NO. So Stephanie chime in..If I twerk and be half naked does that mean I deserve to get raped and molested ? I want to know what a conservative woman like you thinks 🤔https://t.co/8UBQQzO6jK
While Hamill hasn't responded to Cardi B's response (at least not at the time of writing this), it's clear the floor is open for whatever rebuttal she may have in tow.