When it comes to heated and competitive feelings, awards shows are basically the Superbowl for pop culture junkies. Regardless of who gets nominated and who wins, there will always be deeply disappointed naysayers trash talking the awards and gloating fans celebrating a win. When it comes to the Grammys, this swirl of intense feelings is normally limited to the night of the show itself.

However, this week it came early when the Twitter account Main Pop Data supposedly leaked the Grammy winners ahead of time.

According to Main Pop Data's "leak" the winners of the top four categories are Cardi B for Record of the Year ("I Like It"), Lady Gaga for Song of the Year ("Shallow"), H.E.R. for album of the year, and Chloe x Halle for Best New Artist.

According to the leak, Beck was slated for Best Pop Solo, The Carters took Best Urban Contemporary Album and Best R&B Performance, and Drake is going to take home Best Rap Song.

People on Twitter wer thoroughly up in arms, both out of anger and excitement over the Grammy predictions.

Luckily, for those upset, a spokesperson for the Recording Academy stepped in and refuted the claims. They told Billboard the leak was false, and that none of the names are revealed until the day of the awards:

"There is no legitimacy to this. Grammy Awards results are not shared, even with Recording Academy staff members, until the day of the Grammy Awards ceremony, when names of the recipients are delivered by Deloitte in sealed envelopes."

It appears, per usual, we'll have to hold our anger or applause until February 10th, when the actual Grammys take place.

The President of the United States has access to the most sophisticated intelligence in the world and can summon any great mind to revered White House for a briefing. This president, however, likes to get his information from his friends on Fox and Friends, live-tweeting his favorite show so everyone can see just how ideas are injected into his lizard brain.

Trump tweeted about bible classes in public schools on Monday morning after enjoying his TiVo'ed briefing, and with a Tony the Tiger-inspired tweet, called them "Great!"

Separation of church and state be damned: Trump is all about that (religious Right) base.

Trump, who famously quoted Second Corinthians as "Two Corinthians."

Trump, who likely never touched a bible until his inauguration (barf).

Trump, who got caught committing campaign finance violations by paying off the porn star he slept with while his third wife was nursing their child.

It's easily to assume that the president isn't genuinely interested in the bible, and yeah, everyone made the same joke.

Members of the clergy picked out some passages that Trump should start with in his newfound passion for bible study.

The only thing Trump truly understands about the bible is the incest.

Can I get an "Amen"?

Like something out of Greek mythology or Shakespeare's plays, Ryan Reynolds is a consummate trickster. He's targeted his wife Blake Lively, colleagues like Mark Wahlberg, and even himself. Naturally, I remain vigilant and carefully monitor his social media activity for evidence of roasting. Because the goddesses are good and I've been flossing my teeth, today we were gifted with another signature Reynolds Roast. #blessed

Ryan found Chris Hemsworth in his crosshairs and we're better off for it. Yesterday, Chris posted a shot of his vacation shenanigans on Instagram. Pause for abdomen ogling:

We're back (also pictured is Elsa Pataky, Chris's wife and a Spanish actress). Ryan saw this picture and couldn't help himself. But wait! Chris fired back with something equally spicy. We stan two goofy-ass legends.

It seems like everything's settled, but...maybe an encore for the people in the back? Maybe try it shirtless and oiled this time while I film it...you don't do those kinds of gigs anymore? Shucks. Really thought we were about to make some movie magic, guys.

Their sparring entertained fans, who weighed in enthusiastically.

Gender identity is supremely variant and complicated. There are countless ways to identify yourself and express your gender, all of which are valid, and as the cultural conversation continues more and more people are recognizing that gender isn't a stagnant prescription, but a fluid construct.

While there are many non-binary, gender non-conforming and bi-gendered identities, a lot of people identify as a man or woman, and express that in relatively traditional ways. The ways men and women are treated and viewed differently often create patterns of behavior, which of course spurs the age old questions of why men and women express themselves in such polar ways.

To this very point, in a recent Reddit thread, women shared the behaviors and characteristics they find most confusing about men, which is basically a polite way of asking "why are men like this?!"

1. Sin_the_Insane doesn't understand why men tease each other so brutally.

"What is up with having friends that give you shit and attitude and it’s all good? It’s like you all like to torment each other and laugh about it! (Not all men just the ones I know)."

SPZX blames evolution:

"Ripping on each other is how our caveman brains are satisfied since we can't just beat each other up to establish group hierarchy."

2. subjectivism wants to know why men don't ask their friends more questions.

"How little they know about their friends. My husband was friends with a guy for years and didn’t know how old he was."

DarcyTheFrog says there's no need for questions:

"If we have a couple of things in common, we are basically best friends, and we see no need to ask about the small details, we just get straight into the banter. I have really close mates at uni that I still don't know their last names."

3. CautiousShower has some questions about general vision.

"How I can tell my husband where something is, and he can look right at it and say (with certainty), 'it's not there.'"

xubax had a simple retort:

"Our vision is motion based. That's why women have so many jiggly parts."

4. Ssannevries doesn't understand the crass nicknames.

"In Dutch guys call each other pik, which in English means dick. But they say it in a friendly way, because they’re mates. Why call each other dick?"

HalcyonH66 says it's not that deep:

"Guys insult eachother, banter is a normal part of interaction.

A great way I heard it described was that we all have a wall. We get closer to eachother by throwing balls at the wall (insults) but the key is that you're not trying to break walls, you throw balls that you know will bounce off (banter) and it kind of affirms where you stand with eachother/how close you are."

5. daisy-chain-of-doom covets the ability to space out.

"Apparently men can go into mental “neutral” and not think about anything. If this is true, how the fuck does that even work.

Also, hands in pants when watching TV/relaxing. Don’t get it."

JustRuss79 described the actual feeling:

"It's less "nothing" and more like a daydream you don't remember, or things that don't matter. "How much gas is in the car, when was the last time I got gas? Which gas station did I go to? Did I go inside and get a soda? Oh yeah, its the coke sitting next to me. They were out of Pepsi, I like pepsi better than coke. I wonder what it was like to have Coca Cola with coccaine in it? That reminds me, I'm supposed to meet up with that dude online for GTA. I wonder what the next console will be, maybe I should switch to playing on the computer. I hate my computer at work, it is so slow. That guy on the freeway was really slow, took forever to get to the gas station. Do I need an oil change? Did we buy groceries? I could use a sandwich, but dinner isn't far off. I'll just stay hungry for now... Oh look! Coke."

"Her: "What are you thinking about?"

Looks up at the TV, realizes I've missed 5 minutes and now have to figure things out from context.

"Nothing."

6. ReginaSerpentium wants to know how men wear skinny jeans.

"When you guys wear skinny jeans...where tf does your dick go? Like, not sexually but as a concerned person. Does that get tucked or something? Wouldn't that hurt when you take off your jeans at the end of the day?"

Xechwill broke it down:

"Depends on the guy. Most guys just have it kinda scrunched up on one side, but it’s difficult to tell since skinny jeans have a surprising amount of crotch space.

Flaccid penises are really flexible; they can get into all sort of crazy positions without any harm. Just scrunching it up while putting on your pants is enough for most guys."

"The real issue is the testes. Can’t have pressure on those or else it hurts. Skinny jeans leave room for testes, which in turn leaves plenty of room for the penis."

7. fingergunmcgee04 wants to know why men don't like chapstick.

"What's the deal with guys not wanting to use lotion or chapstick? Every guy I've dated thus far has denied my offer for lotion or chapstick when they complain about having chapped lips and dry skin."

So, TheSpatulaOfLove shared his feelings.

"I absolutely hate the greasy feeling of that stuff."

8. kalive7 is in awe at men's handshake abilities.

"Those handshakes you do. How do you coordinate it?? it baffles me"

ThatBadassonline says it comes at a price.

"A lifetime of practice."

9. ImTheSmallestPeach is curious why men are weird about gifts.

"Why are guys so apprehensive about receiving gifts? Buddy I found a cool pair of socks that looks like a shark is eating your foot, and I paid next to nothing for it. Why do you have to act like you now have to pay for my college tuition? Can I not just gift guys things for fun?"

BorgDrone shared his personal apprehension about gifts.

"Depends entirely on the gift.

Those socks would be great. Just knowing that you thought of me and wanted to buy me a gift in itself is very flattering."

"What is not cool is buying me a gift where that would block me from buying it for myself. Say, I was looking for a new stereo. It would take me weeks, if not months, to pick out the exact model I want. If you then gift me a stereo, knowing I was looking for a new one, it's very unlikely that you bought me the exact model I wanted. Worse, now I can no longer go out and buy the one I wanted because I already got the one you gave me and it would look ungrateful to replace it with a slightly different one."

10. goaheadblameitonme doesn't understand her partner's shower habits.

"He uses my expensive shampoo to wash his whole body when there is a bar of soap RIGHT THERE."

dredreyup said the reasoning is pretty simple.

"Because if it's soapy and smells nice, it's good as soap"

11. lovesmecats needs some logistical peeing details.

"Even when though men can take a leak without sitting on the toilet, how can they aim with a flaccid penis? Or is it flaccid?"

the_misc_dude dished on the details.

"A flaccid penis is flexible and it bends. You just bend it to where you want to aim. A hard penis on the other hand is stiff and if you bend it you cut off the stream. Yes, a flaccid penis is generally shorter than a hard penis but not so short that it causes an issue... Unless you’re OP."

12. ImUndiscoveredGyrl needs some answers on why men bail.

"A guy asked my friend for her number. He never called. Something similar happened to me. Why even bother getting someone's phone number?"

"Edit: In my case, we texted and agreed to meet up on a certain day and grab drinks. Fast forward, on said day (a Friday) he all of a sudden texts me, saying that he has to work now because his colleague called in sick (he works in a bar). He tells me he's going to message me on Monday so we could set something up again but he never did. I'm assuming he got nervous or met someone else?"

imizaac claims it's self preservation.

"It's easier to take the victory of getting a number than the failure of rejection."

13. keystah wants to know why men are so hot and cold with affection.

"Whether or not they’re into a woman. Swear to god one day they can display evidence of attraction then the next it’s like a switch went off and they want nothing to do with you. I’ve realized over the years sometimes it’s just a bad day for them and not about me at all. However I still can’t read them lol"

FireWolfFred said a lot of it is crossed signals.

"Can't speak for everyone, being a shy, socially awkward male, but I find showing interest in women difficult. I basically start second guessing everything. Is she being nice to me because she just doesn't want to be rude? She talks but only when I initiate conversation so am I just pestering her, etc. I don't consider myself handsome, nor do I think my outward personality is particularly engaging, so I guess that attractive women aren't interested in me."

"I mean, I have a younger sister and now that she is older I see the amount of men who message her 'as friends' who she doesn't exactly like but isn't rude to. I guess I never want to be in that position so the second a reply is disinterested or too short or whatever, that seed of doubt starts and you back off, hoping that the woman offers a sign that you should continue. So yeah, society is confusing, haha."

14. freinlk needs to know how men fight and make up.

"That guys can go from fighting and beating each other up to suddenly being back to friends, are you guys really friends? is it just taking frustration out on each other? what is it and how?"

Lightning_Pickle the catharsis of physical fighting helps maintain a friendship.

"2 things. 1 is yes, usually its just pent up frustration/anger and once its dealt with things go back to normal. 2 is its very, very easy for guys to become and remain friends. If we share just one common interest we'll get along just fine."

15. Utrechtonmymind want to know what the big deal about getting directions is.

"How they absolutely refuse to ask for help. Back when we had no smartphones we were trying to find my friend’s street and this guy I was with preferred to walk aimlessly for 30 minutes before I had enough and dared to ask someone for directions"

Ruadhan2300 claims it goes back to a problem solving mind set.

"Pretty much the first rule of the Standard Male Mindset is that we're native problem-solvers. Present a challenge and it becomes a project.
A man is not lost, he just hasn't solved the puzzle of how to get to his destination yet."

"If you come to us with a sob-story looking for a sympathetic ear, please make sure you tell us that early on. Otherwise you'll hear "have you tried X?" "Maybe Y would help with that" when you really just want "damn that sucks, let me give you a footrub"

We're one month into 2019, and you know what that means: 2020 is in full swing!

The Democratic primary is wide open, and lead by three formidable female senators: Elizabeth Warren (Massachusetts), Kirsten Gillibrand (New York), and Kamala Harris (California).

The race thus far has generated some interesting takes about things like criminal justice and taxing the rich, and this absolutely abysmal tweet from Tomi Lahren that made me want to put my brain in a bucket of acid.

Timmy Lerman is not only accusing the senator of sleeping to the top, but is also announcing to the world that she has no idea what "consent" means.

Harris is a 54-year-old woman. She is now married to a dude named Doug.

In the years before she married Doug, she dated people. One of those people was Willie Brown, a former San Francisco mayor who decided to write a short column about their relationship.

Rather than discuss Harris's policy positions or mention her impressively attended campaign launch in Oakland, they decided to focus on this, because that's the respect they show women.

Tonsil Lasagna wants to make a consensual relationship Harris had twenty years ago the focus of her candidacy from her perch at Roger Ailes' Sexual Harassment Factory (aka Fox News).

The rumor they're going with is that Harris was his mistress. That has been debunked, as Brown had been long separated from his wife at the time.

This relationship from twenty years ago likely didn't have anything to do with Harris getting elected to the Senate in 2016, because who has even heard of this dude?!?

As with any Tramadol Linkedin tweet, this one is getting ratio'd, and the replies are something to behold.

What does the consensual relationship have to do with #MeToo?

Um, nothing.

Is this the best you got, Timberley?

If you have a job, you will relate hard to these hilarious workplace memes. Everyone should stop what they are doing and take a mandatory laugh break. You'll be clocking out before you know it.

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There's absolutely nothing wrong with having a fetish, but it's a difficult subject to broach - especially if your (would-be) partner is comparatively vanilla. Sometimes a fetish makes people sexually/romantically incompatible, but you won't figure that out until it's brought up, and there's definitely a preferable time to do so. For example, divulging your fisting obsession over a first cup of coffee might be met with a...lukewarm response. Unless you've met another fisting enthusiast, in which case: lucky you! A match made in kink heaven.

Fisting comes up repeatedly in the latest Reddit thread EverybodyLikesCheese kicked off: 'Ladies, what's the weirdest fetish a guy has dropped on you all of a sudden with little to no warning? Were you with it or...against it?' Answers ranged from keeping his fleece on during (cozy!) to bestiality (...). So as not to be hypocritical, here's your warning upfront: NSFW.

1. arthurvandl's quotation 'He was cute, but not shit on a plate cute' will go down in history.

Scat. A guy wanted to watch me take a shit. Cool, pull up a seat and try to figure out if I’ve met my recommended daily allowance of fiber. But during he asked if he could get a plate. A plate for me to shit on. Instead of in the toilet. I’m very open minded, but had to decline. He was cute, but not shit on a plate cute.

2. bizarregospel refused to become Lorena Bobbitt's successor.

I had a guy ask me to bite his dick as hard as I could, all I could imagine were the headlines of me biting it off.

3. vodkamakesmepuke had fun with it!

I have been dating this man for 2 years that I met on POF. About 6 months in, he told me he had a balloon fetish. He said he had been jacking off with them since he was a teen, and his fantasy was to have actual sex on one. He said he had always been afraid to tell anyone, but he sensed that I would be the type of person who wouldn't run away.

At first I was like omg, but then I was like fuck it, what's the harm in trying something new. So he brings out this huge 6 foot long balloon that he has to blow up with an air pump. The thing is huge, and he tells me he owns a ton of them, all shapes and sizes.

At first it was weird trying to straddle that humongous balloon and leaning over it so he could fuck me doggy style on it, all the while being terrified that it was going to pop in my face at any given moment.

But I got used to it and we do it often. It has popped in my face quite a few times and we both get a good laugh. I figure if it makes him happy then why not?

4. ShortForSettareh encountered an elaborate foot fetish.

He wanted to paint my toenails, then ejaculate on them. I was down as long as I approved the color. He did a great job. Even put little hearts on the big toes and gave me a foot rub. It didn't do much for me sexually, but I got a pedicure and we had fun.

Edit: He did wait for the polish to dry first. There was some dirty talk, though mostly I just wiggled my toes at him. It made him laugh and turned him on. It was fun.

5. Can you slip me this guy's number, Subwhoredinate?

A dude offered me a few hundred to fart in my mouth on our first date. I did not accept.

6. chi3f-qu33f knew a nice-yet-awkward guy when she saw one.

I went over to his house for the first time and he wanted to go from the first kiss to fisting. He was just awkward and had never had sex before so he didn't know how to broach the subject, I politely said no and we laughed it off and continued with our date. He turned out to be an overall sweet dude and we're still together.

Still haven't let him fist me though.

7. I...don't have words, sassylittlespoon.

He asked if he could watch a dog fuck me.

I declined.

8. Tibbersbear dated a big, misinformed baby.

I dated a guy that was into virgin role-play. He also believed he had a huge enough dick to make anyone bleed virgin or not. When I didn't bleed after we had some rough sex (I'm totally cool with rough sex) he got pissy. He said I should have bleed because I was tight enough, but I guess he didn't realize that vaginas are super elastic. He was convinced I had cheated on him before we had sex that day...it was really weird. I'm all for pretending to be a curious virgin, but I can't make my imaginary hymen pop and bleed dude. I still laugh about it to this day.

9. Prosaicgirl had me at 'knife stuff.'

Knife stuff............. No warning at all. I knew he was kinky and slightly weird but not, like, dangerously weird until he was having difficulty reaching orgasm. I said something along the lines of how can I help you finish and he slides a fake magician's knife out of the nightstand next to him and said he had a stabbing fetish. Wanted me to pretend to be murdered by him. It was a nuclear red flag but there I was, he's already inside me, so I'm like whatever, I'll go along with this. He came, I left, the next day my abdomen was totally beat the fuck up. Bruises all over my torso and chest from him jamming a stupid plastic knife into me.

It opened my eyes to how sexual stabbing scenes are in horror films as he explained that's where the fetish began, from growing up watching shit like Halloween. Never again though shudders

10. QuicheRice didn't indulge this request.

One night stand: "CALL ME CAPTAIN" I laughed, he left. Not immensely weird but funny... hope I didn't give him a complex or something about it, poor dude.

11. MissWestSeattle made the right call, methinks.

Dated this dude about 11 years ago, we'd only been going out for about two weeks when he brought up that he wanted me to eat grapes out of his ass. He was a pretty big momma's boy which was already giving me some red flags and then to spring that comment on me. I pretty much asked if we could see other people.

12. ChickLeaPea was caught off guard.

Guy told me he likes tall women... really tall women... wanted me to dress up and play at being a giantess. We were half way through our first cup of coffee

13. I get it, itsraptime. Fleece is cozy!

Not me but a friend of mine was talking to this guy who said "before we go any further, I need to come clean about something. Please don't think I'm strange. I've got a really weird fetish..."

Instantly we think it's gonna be something extreme, maybe involving bodily fluids (I don't want to kink shame but, just something downright GROSS)...

He says, "I need to be wearing a fleece."

???

Patagonia was his preference. It's like, innocent compared to the ones in this thread but just bizarre.

14. Fisting requires a ramp up, as saucy_awesome learned in real time.

Once had a hookup try to randomly fist me with zero warning. I was not okay with that. My junk hurt for almost a week.

15. ChickLeaPea's date wanted a woman who's larger than life.

Guy told me he likes tall women... really tall women... wanted me to dress up and play at being a giantess. We were half way through our first cup of coffee

16. At least he couldn't cheat, TheLiquorBox.

Was seeing a lawyer while I was in college and he was into dick shaming and a chastity cage...I really liked him so I indulged him some. Kept his little dick cage keys on my key ring. The whole shebang. But he could not separate fetish and life. So our whole relationship turned into fetish instead of an actual relationship.

Please excuse any typos in this post, because I'm giggling so much I can hardly type. This story has everything: a memorable stranger, kismet, Internet reunions, and actual sh*t, all set against the backdrop of a beloved chain restaurant.

The year is 2008. We open on a suburban Olive Garden. Our heroine, @helen, witnesses something that's imprinted on her memory forever.

Though such reunions have taken place on Twitter before, Helen was asking a lot of the community.

But wait! She found him!!! Fate has smiled upon us. Her initial post circulated so widely, he saw it.

Trevor (we're assuming it's 'Trevor Walter', right?) quickly embraced his newfound identity - and Internet fame.

A beautiful story.

Umar is a Muslim man who went viral on Twitter with a thread about how his Israeli Jewish coworker treats him—a M. Night Shyamalan-level twist.

Because of the movies and focus on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, people often assume that Jews and Muslims are enemies, even though we're victims of the same right-wing extremists and left out of the same bacon-obsessed culture.

Knowing people's stomachs would immediately tighten, here's how Umar pitched the thread.

Prepare to breathe a sigh of relief, because this is a nice story on the internet, for once.

After the tweets went viral, he included a prayer.

People were moved by the thread and shared stories of their own team-ups.

It's sad that people were surprised with the direction of the thread.

Only the bad stuff is considered newsworthy, so it's important to broadcast the fact that there's good stuff, too.

Treat yourself this morning to a hilarious list of memes. These bad boys will make you chuckle, even if you're not a morning person.

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If you haven't cozied up with a hot beverage to watch the Fyre Fest documentaries on Hulu and Netflix, you're truly missing out. While both give viewers a different entry point into the fraudulent failed luxury music festival, both of them equally show how deep the mess was.

In one of the most pinnacle moments from Netflix's Fyre: The Greatest Party That Never Happened, Fyre producer Andy King shared how the founder Billy McFarland asked if he'd give a blowjob to a man at customs in exchange for the release of clean drinking water.

Being a true team player, King went to customs fully prepared to give a blowjob in exchange for Evian. Luckily for him, and everyone else who needed water, his blowjob services were not required.

While he didn't end up performing the ultimate act in exchange for water, his stand out moment in the documentary immediately turned him into a viral meme.

King has been deemed the ultimate team player, and the ride or die friend that you need in your circle.

After reaching viral meme fame, King was interviewed by Netflix on Tuesday about the documentary. He revealed that he doesn't personally have social media, so a friend had to tip him off about the memes.

While he has a sense of humor about it, he laughed and shared that he doesn't want to be known as the Blowjob King forever. However, he plans to leverage this fifteen minutes of fame to funnel aid back towards the Bahamian workers who got screwed over by McFarland.

Last week, over $200,000 was raised for the Bahamian caterer Maryann Rolle who was stiffed on payment, and paid her staff out of her savings. Now, King is funneling his meme-fueled attention towards a new GoFundMe dedicated to paying back the Bahamian construction workers, which has a goal of $400,000.

While this is definitely the best possible use of his new found platform, it's still notable that King and the other well-off producers of the festival are putting the financial onus back on the public. Instead of pooling their money, the GoFundMes largely rely on the kindness of all of us who have seen the documentary. Still, it's crucial the Bahamian workers get paid, regardless of how.

If Warhol was alive, he'd build an entire show around King's truly bizarre fifteen minutes of fame. This is truly the stuff of modern art.

Ariana Grande got so much love, she got so much patience, she got so much pain, and now she got a tattoo tribute to barbecue grills.

The pop star recently released a single called "7 Rings," which borrows a melody from The Sound of Music and an aesthetic from Japan.

To celebrate, she got a tattoo on her palm reading "七輪," and as you can see above, it's different from the translation in the video. Rather than representing the name of her song in Japanese Kanji script, it reads "shichirin," which is a type of barbecue grill.

Grande deleted the picture off of Instagram, but it lives on in screenshots and her official Japanese Twitter.

(Unrelated but, does Ariana not have fingerprints? Did she use FaceTune on her fingers? Moving on...)

Here's a picture of a shichirin, which is indeed making me hungry.

Grande insisted in a reply that she was aware of the mistake, but simply couldn't sit through the entire song title because it "hurt like f*ck."

People aren't buying it.

While this may seem like hilarious karmic retribution for cultural appropriation, Ariana stans are insisting that it's not appropriation because she's fluent in Japanese.

The tattoo is bad but the jokes are good.

Peace, love, and barbecue grills <3

Before a polar vortex makes you freeze your little ass off, take some time to laugh at these hilarious memes. Unless you are one of those freaks who actually enjoy cold weather, you will relate hard to these winter hating memes.

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Anyone who has worked in food service or retail is deeply familiar with just how draining customer service can be. Interfacing with the public all day means you'll deal with your fair share of entitlement and cluelessness, and that's not even scratching the surface of the real monsters.

While there are countless ways to be a bad customer, ranging from treating an employee poorly to completely misunderstanding basic shopping rules, not all bad customers are created equal. There are some that leave an impression so strong they go viral, and I am here to present you with 30 of them for your entertainment.

1. This shopper who took all the baskets.

2. This person who truly doesn't understand cameras.

3. This woman who doesn't understand steak.

4. This customer who really wanted barbeque.

5. These chipotle customers who've never seen a bay leaf.

6. These people who don't know about expiration dates.

7. This customer's impossible delivery request.

8. This person who doesn't understand legos.

9. This incredible phone exchange.

10. This customer who just needed some placebo effect.

11. This customer who doesn't understand her own allergy.

12. This deeply confused customer.

13. This woman who hates efficiency.

14. This person who doesn't understand salads.

15. This man with disgusting milkshake preferences.

16. This extremely technologically challenged customer.

17. This customer who truly thinks the world revolves around them.

18. This very eager pizza lover.

19. This person who doesn't understand quesadillas.

20. This weed deal gone wrong.

21. This man with very specific eating habits.

22. This person who left a tip in the grossest way.

23. This child from hell.

24. Whatever monster is responsible for this.

25. This customer with no sense of humor.

25. This beautiful exchange.

26. All of the customers who overshare.

27. This brutal manager.

28. This bait and switch.

29. These awful under tippers.

30. The ever impatient customers.

https://twitter.com/FxckHostessing/status/759453001648070656

In case you haven't heard, dating is complicated.

Between trying to act cool and casual if you're actually head-over-heels obsessed with someone, waiting three hours to reply to a text, deciding who pays the tab, and all the other bizarre rules we've created to further complicate the process of finding "the one," love is truly a battlefield. Especially now that you can search for a romantic partner from the comfort of your couch and phone screen, it's entirely possible that by 2050 we'll all just date hot holograms that give us compliments and tell us it'll be ok.

So when a bisexual woman tweeted a very real struggle of modern courtship, the internet could not relate more.

Since women are expected to be kind, it's difficult to tell what is a fun and flirty romantic move and what is just a stranger trying to make a new BFF.

Some people offered advice:

Some men weighed in:

Others just couldn't handle the realness:

Since the tweet went viral, @gilltheamazon added to her original thought:

@gilltheamazon, we're here for you. May your flirting game be as strong as your Twitter game!

These delightfully extra Uber drivers went above and beyond to provide their passengers with a pleasant ride and deserve all of the stars.

(Even if they don't give you free snacks, give them five stars anyway...this is their livelihood!)

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2. Beni is now his emergency contact.

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5. Now this is just the cutest.

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8. Get this on Shark Tank, STAT.

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On Tuesday, the openly gay Empire star Jussie Smollett was attacked in Chicago by two who yelled racial and homophobic slurs as well as the words "MAGA country." According to police reports, one of the men attempted to tie a noose around Smollett's neck, and they poured bleach on him. This can be described as nothing short of a vile hate crime.

Luckily, Smollett was able to check himself into Northwestern Hospital, and is currently in good condition. While it's a relief that Smollett is recovering physically, the overt hatred and violence hurled at him is a dark signifier of the hostile way America treats LGBTQ people of color.

In response to the news, a lot of celebrities have been speaking out and sending their love and support to the actor.

While most of the celebrities speaking out in solidarity with Smollett received nothing but support, comedian Kevin Hart's Instagram post garnered a wave of backlash.

Hart wrote:

"Sending prayers your way @jussiesmollett....This is unbelievably sad. Why are we going backwards....this is disgusting. We as people have to do better. WTF is going on the world???? Why are we falling in love with hate???? God damn it people....Choose love...I repeat...Choose love. I will forever choose love and I will continue to teach my kids how to do the same. Stand strong brother."

On its own, there's nothing problematic about Hart's message. He's merely sending support to a fellow actor and expressing disgust and the hate that still survives in this country.

However, just weeks ago Hart stepped down from hosting the Oscars due to a series of resurfaced homophobic tweets, some of which joked about beating a fictional son for being gay, and "nipping gay moments in the bud."

While Hart stepped down from the Oscars and apologized for his past tweets, soon after he told Don Lemon he "doesn't like the forcing" and that "it's not my dream to be an ally."

Given how recent this was, people have been quick to point out the contradictions between Hart's past words and his Instagram support for Smollett. Many have suggested that the normalization of homophobic jokes and perspectives like Hart's are part of the culture than enable anti-LGBTQ violence.

Obviously, it's far better for Hart to express solidarity with Smollett than not, but the fact that he decried being an ally mere weeks ago has many people side eyeing his performative concern.

Best case scenario, Hart will listen to the LGBTQ people who have been trying to get through to him all this time. But right now, the main priority is that Smollett fully recovers and his perpetrators are found and jailed.

Tomi Lahren continues to prove that she is a millennial robo-Barbie created by Fox News to say things that make liberals disappointed and angry.

At a certain point, I think we all hoped she'd back down and confess her rage was all an act to build a career. (Tomi, there's still time! Just say you're chill and we might still forgive you!) However, throughout Trump's administration she has continued to support his every move. Having your own show on Fox News does come with its disadvantages, though, and one of those tolls is getting dragged to the dump every time you tweet something dumb. Tomi's latest hot take is this:

While I can't say for sure what she's responding to, my hunch is that it's the detail that actor Jussie Smollett's attackers were MAGA supporters. This detail was confirmed in a follow-up interview with Smollett in the Chicago Sun-Times. Regardless of what she's referencing, though, the internet was quick to flag the hypocrisy.

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Keeping trying, Tomi!

If you are married, these memes will be funny as hell. Husbands and wives will both relate to this hilarious batch of memes.

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A lot of people have had embarrassing social media snafus at one point or another. Maybe you wanted to show off your unflattering ID photo and you quickly realized your driver's license number was revealed, or perhaps you posted a screenshot of a text with your mom that accidentally showed her information.

In most of these cases, the divulgence of personal contact information is an accidental blip, we remove the post and go on with business as usual.

However, this is not the case if you're Ashton Kutcher looking to try out a "new social media strategy."

On Tuesday, the former That 70s Show star purposefully Punkd himself by posting his personal cell phone number on Twitter.

In a now deleted tweet, the actor wrote:

"I miss having a real connection w/ real people. My Community. From now on you can just text me. I won’t be able to respond to everyone but at least we can be real w/ each other & I can share the unedited latest & greatest in my world. Yes this is my # (319) 519-0576.”

Due to the unsurprisingly huge batch of responses, Kutcher deleted the tweet hours after, but promised he'll be tweeting out his personal number again.

In the meantime, people have been posting their exchanges with Kutcher, as well as the long wait for a response.

However, both sadly and unsurprisingly, many were quick to realize that Kutcher's ploy for personal connection is connected a new startup app called Community. So, while he is responding to some people, it's technically a form of promo.

Still, promo for Community or not, it's pretty wild for a star on his level to essentially doxx himself in order to connect with fans. On one hand, it's kind of sweet, but on the other hand, it make you wonder if he's doing okay?!