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This video of a groom's mistress crashing his wedding went viral and the internet is scandalized.

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I'll admit it: the concept of crashing someone's wedding is fun. You've considered it, right, if only because Owen and Vince make it seem hilarious in 'Wedding Crashers'?

Between my formal wardrobe and ability to craft elaborate lies, I'd totally pull it off. Think about it: downing shrimp cocktail, sipping free champagne, and dancing wildly among strangers? Sounds like the outing of a lifetime. Plus, it makes for an incredible story.

But sometimes, a wedding is crashed with nefarious intent, as this viral video makes clear. It shows the groom's mistress showing up to his wedding ceremony, IN A WEDDING DRESS AND VEIL, and his flustered attempt to control the situation. Ends up when the plots of romantic comedies play out in real life, they're way less socially acceptable.

The video was initially posted in June 2018 and began recirculating this week. Not unlike a train wreck, people can't look away from it - or restrain themselves from providing commentary. Though the clip's origins are unknown, Twitter's had a blast speculating on the incident and weighing in.

I, for one, am siding with the 'side chick'. She has guts and a flair for the dramatic, two qualities I love in a woman. I wonder if she's single now...


People can't stop roasting Roger Stone's tattoo of Richard Nixon. Yes, you read that correctly.

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You might've heard that yesterday, Trump advisor Roger Stone was indicted. This legal action was the latest in a string that spells almost-certain doom for President Trump re: alleged Russian collusion. While Twitter was celebrating the news, a curious image started making the rounds: a tattoo of Richard Nixon on Roger Stone's back. Was it a Photoshop joke/hoax, as I first assumed? Nope. It's 100% real, and people can't stop talking about it. I wasn't the only one who couldn't believe her beautiful, hazel-colored eyes (positive self-talk!).

Once it was established that Stone indeed had Richard Nixon's face inked on his back, the Internet couldn't help itself. His @ss got roasted.

Stone's inspired me to finally get that Rod Blagojevich tramp stamp I've been considering all these years. Life is short. Get a disgraced politician's face tattooed on your body, babe.

27 Memes Jesus Isn't Going To Be Happy You Laughed At.

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Good thing it's a Sunday, because there memes are definitely not safe for work. If you have a filthy mind these sex-filled memes will crack you up.

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16 photos of celebs before they were famous. Jamie Foxx definitely dated your aunt.

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Everyone has that one aunt who has a story about the time she dated *enter famous person's name.*

Usually the story is backed by zero photographic evidence and the details are blurry and constantly-changing. The story gets brought up once every Christmas after a few glasses of wine and everyone says, "Oh right, that time you were famous, Aunt Cathy..."

Some people though, have discovered they're lucky enough to see a photo or two of the times their family members dated celebrities, went to high school with celebrities, hung out in college with them or were just generally around a famous before before they were famous. Now let's all enjoy this series of very humanizing photos of stars when they actually were just like us.

1. Baby Adam Sandler.

2. "How you doin'?"

3. High school Michelle!

4. Vintage Jamie Foxx.

5. Collegiate Cooper.

6. Don't tell Chrissy!

7. You were Punk'd.

8. Woody Harrelson!

9. Pre-"Tonight Show" Jimmy.

10. This adorable photo of Usher's high school sweetheart.

11. Zac Efron's high school game was strong.

12. Tupac forever.

13. Mini Ari!

14. Blake Shelton throwback!

15. Josh Hartnett forgot to open his eyes.

16. Revealed: Josh Duhamel had a mullet.

Daniel Radcliffe dared to challenge Tom Brady and his MAGA hat.

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Daniel Radcliffe made a move even bolder than dueling Lord Voldemort by talking about football and politics in one sentence.

Considering he's British and probably doesn't fully grasp the rage of our divided nation on both Trump and Tom Brady, he might just be the fearless leader we all need. In an interview with Variety, Radcliffe challenged the Patriots' winning streak (despite losing last year to The Philadelphia Eagles) and Brady's political beliefs.

Damn, Daniel! While he's right that Brady has been pretty open about his support of President Trump, the MAGA hat in his locker is a reference to 2015. Apparently Brady was gifted the hat by Trump for judging one of Trump's beauty pageants which is a real eye-roll of an image. When asked about the hat in 2015, Brady said, "So, I’ve known him for a long time and he always gives me a call on different types of motivational speeches at different times. Now that he’s running for president he sent me a hat and he gave it to RKK a couple of weeks ago so it found its way to my locker.’’

Since 2015, a lot has obviously changed for Trump. Brady has still been a supporter, although he did openly disagree with Trump's stance on kneeling during the National Anthem. When the president called the players' silent protest of police brutality against people of color "unpatriotic," Brady said, "I certainly disagree with what he said. I thought it was just divisive. Like I said, I just want to support my teammates." Despite Radcliffe's risky opinion, fans were there for him:

Brave man, Radcliffe. Please do yourself a favor and stay out of Boston for a long time...

19 people share their best ‘holy sh*t, this actually works?!’ life hacks.

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Everyone has that one trick of the trade or life hack that they can't believe actually works.

Whether it's an accidental discovery or a family secret passed down for generations, whenever we uncover an unlikely solution to a common problem, our first impulse is to tell everyone we know. If you don't believe me, let's not forget the cupcake frosting hack that blew all our minds.

When a recent Reddit user asked the internet, "What is your favorite 'holy crap this actually works' trick?" people were eager to share the tips they've learned. From getting songs out of your head to hiccups to potato mittens, prepare to be amazed.

1. Solid ankle tips from, "orbesomebodysfool."

I read a NYTimes article years ago that said that people who constantly have twisted ankles actually just have very poor balance. The article recommended to stand on one leg for 1 min then switch legs, stand on one leg for 1 min with your arms stretched out then switch and lastly stand on one leg with your eyes closed then switch.

I've had some really bad ankle sprains in the past and one time even broke my ankle. I thought: a 6 min exercise once a day, what do I have to lose? I haven't had an ankle sprain since and it's been 10 years.

2. sock advice from, "the_georgie."

Wearing thinner socks stopped me getting blisters in my new shoes, that were a little big.

3. Interesting, "Super-horse-person."

Laying on your left side can stop gastric reflux pain

4. Clever, "mote0fdust."

The best way to get someone to elaborate without them feeling like you’re questioning them or not believing them is just to repeat what the just said as a question:

“I’m going to the store.”

“To the store?”

“Yeah, I’ve gotta get some milk.”

5. Good to know, "phyx8."

If you spill candle wax on a carpet, you can get it out by running an iron over it with a damp towel in between. I was so baffled I almost felt like spilling more wax.

6. I was wondering about those potato pockets people, "Authorizedvehicle."

Nuke a couple of potatoes and put them in your coat pockets. (Aluminum foil cover optional) Voilà: hand warmers that stay warm for hours.

Bonus: you can eat them later. (Aluminum foil hat optional)

7. Fascinating, "flutemytoot."

A really obscure tip - if you lose the sensor bar for your Wii, light two candles and place them where the sensor bar would be. It's finicky, but it works well enough to at least choose a game!

8. Thank you, "Pyrefirelight."

Listening to a song while reading along to the lyrics after it's been in my head all day to get it out. I don't even know how many times this has saved my sanity.

9. Nice, "flamrthekid."

Cursing loudly makes some automated answering machines immediately go to customer service.

I personally recommend fuck but bitch shit also works as well.

9. Ah yes, the bitters trick, "robinsal1998."

I had really bad hiccups from drinking so the bartender gave me limes with sugar and some sort of red liquid on them and they instantly went away, and I felt like I had control over my life for a short moment

10. Driving skills from, "Rugarroo."

Was told to put my hand on the bottom of the steering when backing a trailer because then whichever direction you move your hand, that's the way the trailer goes instead of the opposite if your hand is on the top.

11. This is useful, "xBladeDragonx."

Salt on anything sour. Makes it taste less sour and more sweet?

Had an orange the other day that was really sour. Coworker told me to try adding a bit of salt to it as it would counter the sour and make it taste a little sweet. I believe I actually said out loud "holy crap, that actually worked!"

12. This is a journey, "corvoidae."

Read in a tween magazine (might have been American Girl or something similar?) years and years ago a tip to help you fall asleep where you slowly tense all your muscles as much as you can, then release the tension all at once. I was amazed at how much more relaxed I felt when I tried it!

Years later I realized this was basically mimicking what happens when you orgasm, without the sex part. So, take that as you will; but hey, it works either way.

13. A+, "Gimmedat_chicken."

If your nose is stuffy and you can’t get it cleared just do 10 push-ups and it will clear right up. You can blow your nose over and over but for some reason this actually does a better job of clearing it up. I had no idea how it could work at first so I was skeptical but somehow it genuinely does work.

14. The art of the "to do" list, "samtheslouch."

Writing down goals does actually help me get them done more often

15. Genius, "s0phs."

Pouring hot water on the remaining wax on finished candles! The wax melts and floats to the top so you can just reach in and take it out AND your candle jar is clean to be repurposed or recycled.

Sounds simple but as an avid candle burner it changed my life.

16. Definitely trying this, "bitchkitty818."

1 cup vinegar, 1 cup original Listerine, 1 cup warm water. Let you feet soak for around 30mins, then remove dead skin. BAM! No more cracked feet.

17. Very helpful, "dma1965."

If you smoke too much weed or overdo it with edibles and are feeling too high, chew on a peppercorn and let it sit under your tongue for about a minute. You will feel fine in less than five minutes.

If you are on edibles you may have to repeat this every 30 minutes to an hour until you have metabolized all the THC.

You can also just smell some ground pepper, but it takes a bit longer and does not last as long.

This works because a substance in black pepper called piperene blocks cannabis receptors.

18. Praise be that woman, "_MCMXCV."

When I was a little kid, I was playing in my dad's office while he was in a meeting and was drawing dinosaurs on his dry-erase bord. Unfortunately, I was using permanent marker and I got so scared I would get in trouble, I cried. His secretary herd the commotion and was nice enough to show me that if you draw over the lines with a dry erase marker it'll all come off when you erase it. She was also nice enough to take me to the bakery across the street and get me a cookie.

19. And lastly, give it up for this prankster.

Similar trick. If you pretend you're holding a salt shaker and shake it onto your tongue, you'll actually taste the salt. Do it for 10 seconds and you'll see.

Doctor's viral thread about 'late term' abortions breaks down why they should be legal.

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Few subjects bring out more passion from people across the gender and political spectrum than late term abortion. So, it's hardly surprising that discussions were coursing when New York State passed a bill permitting late term abortions in cases where the mother's health is endangered or strongly compromised.

The bill, known as The Reproductive Health Act was passed on the 46th anniversary of the Roe V. Wade decision, and replaces the previous law that only enabled abortion after 24 weeks if the woman's life was undoubtedly at risk. Under the new law, abortions fall under health statutes instead of penal codes, which effectively decriminalizes them. Also, midwives and physician assistants are permitted to perform the procedure in certain cases.

Because the new law technically allows abortion up until full gestation, the backlash has been strong. While the actual purpose of the law is to protect women from death or major health complications, the rhetoric against the bill has painted a picture of women randomly deciding to terminate a late term pregnancy on a whim.

In order to lend a professional perspective, the gynecologist Jennifer Gunter shared the reality of late term abortions with her Twitter followers.

Gunter shared just how rare abortions after 24 weeks are, and then went on to give a few examples of the fetal anomalies that necessitate this procedure.

She shared situations in which the choice is an abortion or death, and abortion or being forced to carry your rapist brother's child to term as a teen.

Gunter concluded her thread by imploring people to get educated and practice empathy when discussing something so complex and loaded. Several women jumped on the thread to share their personal experiences with late term abortion, none of which were "a whim."

Several people also pointed out how many of the people claiming to be pro-life have had medically induced abortions themselves, but carry a cognitive dissonance about it.

Hopefully, more of the conversation surrounding late term abortions will be directed towards actual professionals and people who have gone through the procedure, that's where the real knowledge lies.

People are furious at 'RENT Live' for hiding an actor in a wheelchair. 525,600 f*ckups.

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Last night, "Rent Live" aired on Fox and people have well, some thoughts.

Before the show was set to air, the actor playing Roger, Brennin Hunt, unfortunately broke his foot. Is this a sign from the heavens that bringing a 90's musical all about the 90's back for a 2019 audience isn't the right move? Is it a subtle signal that rent is generally about a group of entitled artists refusing to pay for their apartments and it doesn't exactly make liberals look good in our current political climate? I won't get into all that now. Considering Hunt is known for his time on X-Factor and as a country singer, Fox didn't want to bring in a less-famous understudy. It's also worth noting that they hadn't hired any understudies, a mistake only televised live theater would make.

Instead of using the "show must go on," "take me for what I am" mentality, Fox decided to air footage from the dress rehearsal, while the actual live audience got to see a table read of the show with Hunt in a wheelchair. The latter, of course, sounds like a much better show and far more in line with the spirit of "Rent." The musical celebrates diversity, yet Fox didn't think one of its characters could be in a wheelchair? Fortunately, Twitter was able to scrounge up some footage of the actual live performance.

And, of course, many fans couldn't help but emphasize that Fox wasted an opportunity to celebrate people in wheelchairs by representing them, rather than hiding them.

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Better luck next time, Fox! Viva la vie boheme!


25 Memes That Will Only Be Funny If You Remember The 90s.

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These memes will be a delight to anyone who remembers the 90s. If you listened to Puff Daddy, watched Friends, or took pics with a disposable camera, you will totally crack up at these dope 90s memes.

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Fashion blogger’s racist rant against Mexican workers got him dragged to shreds.

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If you don't already know who the Youtuber and fashion blogger Taylor Goldblatt is, consider yourself lucky. Basically, he's a social media personality who brands himself as a "rich brat" persona.

His Youtube bio pretty much sums it up:

“Hello there, my name is Taylor. I’m a rich kid, spendthrift and money is my middle name. I spend the majority of my time living a lux life of opulence in Beverly Hills, CA. I am a blogger and social media creative, with an avid love for menswear and all things fine luxury."

Well, in keeping with his persona, Goldblatt has come under serious fire online for some of his recent Instagram stories. The backlash came in response to a racist tirade Goldblatt went on against two Mexican workers who were installing a "Tay Fucking $" sign in his room.

The tirade was racist, classist, and downright cruel, and Goldblatt made callous jokes about deporting the men and calling them "big peasants."

There was even a disgusting screenshot of a text exchange between Goldblatt and another human flesh sack of garbage.

When the Twitter user Freddy saw the disgusting racist tirade, he immediately screenshotted it and put Goldblatt on blast.

People were reasonably annoyed at the vile expression of racism towards men just doing their job.

A stepdaughter of one of the workers chimed in on the thread, and shared that her stepdad Jose is a hard working entrepreneur, and it's awful to see people like Goldblatt act out of such cruelty.

People were quick to send Jose their love while decrying Goldblatt's hatred.

Soon after, Instagram deleted Goldblatt's account and he set his Twitter to private. This of course didn't stop people from continuing to call him out, and at the time of writing this, his Youtube is unfortunately still up.

It wouldn't be surprising if this debacle continued to generate heat until Goldblatt's Youtube is also removed. This kind of vile rhetoric has no place getting rewarded via monetized videos.

5 people having a worse Monday than you.

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5. Former Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz, because his presidential aspirations got Venti-sized ratios.

Imagine thinking what politics needs is another egotistical billionaire.

Is running for president just "starting a podcast" for rich people?

Howard Schultz, the former Starbucks CEO and self-proclaimed centrist independent, is flirting with a presidential run, and therefore with getting Trump re-elected by splitting by anti-Trump vote.

If replies to his tweets are any indication, the people do not want this to happen.

They can best be summed up as "please, for the love of god, DON'T DO IT."

The Democratic party in Washington state has taken to trolling Schultz.

The Atlantic reports that the constituency his advisors imagine as yearning for a Schultz presidency doesn't even exist.

There are only two people who are excited about a Howard Schultz candidacy: Howard Schultz and Donald Trump.

Why can't the super rich just be satisfied being super rich?


4. Brennin Hunt, because his injury made Rent: Live not live.

No day but yesterday.

The best-laid plans of Rent often go awry.

Last night, Fox (not to be confused with Fox News) aired what was supposed to be a live production of Rent starring Broadway's Jordan Fisher as Hot Mark and square-jawed singer-songwriter Brennin Hunt as Roger.

Late during the dress rehearsal for his one blaze of glory, Hunt broke his foot, and without an understudy, the producers decided to air the footage from the dress rehearsal, only showing us the live injured Roger at the very end.

While the TV audience saw the footage from the night before, the audience in the room where it happened (I know that's a different musical but, come on) got to see a stripped-down concert version with Hunt in a wheelchair.

RENTheads felt truly sorry for the cast who didn't have the opportunity to do it live, and were upset with Fox's decision not to air the version with the wheelchair. What message does that send during a show about acceptance and representation?

Fox might have made the wrong call, but forget regret or life is yours to miss.


3. Ann Coulter, because her "God Emperor" has forsaken her.

The meatheads are beefing.

Ann Coulter, racist stack of toothpicks and author of "In Trump We Trust," no longer trusts Trump.

After a wall tantrum-induced government shutdown temporarily ended without money for a border wall with Mexico, Coulter called Trump a wimp with an added diss at the recently deceased World War II veteran George H.W. Bush.

Coulter, who once called Trump a "god emperor," started to reconcile with her own stupidity on Bill Maher's show Friday night:

Maher: So, let me get this straight. You were convinced that Donald Trump was the guy. You voted for him, Donald Trump. And now you’re finding out he’s a lying conman. What was your first clue?

Coulter: OK, I’m a very stupid girl, fine.

Trump brushed off Coulter's sudden turn against him as petty, which is actually kind of funny.

After Newt Gingrich criticized Coulter for criticizing Trump on Fox and Friends, she went on a Twitter rant against Gingrich and everybody who still supports Trump when he's being insufficiently racist.

She's right about the "Emperor's New Clothes" thing, but not about the "America should be a white ethno-state" thing.


2. Kelsy Karter, because she got Harry Styles tattooed on her face.

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I hadn't heard of Kelsy Karter until today, but apparently she is a singer who will henceforth be known as "The Girl With The Harry Styles Fast Tattoo."

Karter posted on Instagram that she out-Post Maloned Post Malone in terms of terrible face tats with this tribute to the One Direction heartthrob in honor of his birthday.

She teased the gift last week on Twitter, but nobody could have anticipated that she would go for a Harry face.

I hope for her sake that this is just a publicity stunt, or else she'll spend the rest of her life being chased by teenyboppers begging to kiss her cheek.


1. The woman who was arrested for driving drunk on vanilla.

Makes scents.

The Connecticut Post reports that a 50-year-old New Canaan woman was arrested for "driving under the influence of vanilla extract," which is, in fact, the whitest sentence in the world.

Police were called when the Stephanie Warner-Grise was spotted with her eyes closed behind the wheel.

"Upon speaking with Warner-Grise, officers detected an odor of vanilla coming from her breath, her speech was slurred and she was unable to answer basic questions," the arrest report reads.

Warner-Grise failed sobriety tests and "several bottles of pure vanilla extract were located inside the vehicle."

"According to the Food and Drug Administration regulations, pure vanilla extract must contain 35 percent alcohol that makes it 70 proof," The Connecticut Post reports, so always go with chocolate.

Writer’s thread about her abortion reveals why fetal heartbeat bills are so f*ked up.

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The best way to learn about the realities of any given experience is by listening to those who have lived it themselves. Sadly, when it comes to the realities of abortion, the microphone is rarely given to the women who've experienced it.

So, when the writer Nona Aronowitz posted about her recent experience getting an abortion, the internet was all ears. Aronowitz kicked off her thread by stating just how harmful the proposed fetal heartbeat legislation is.

For those unfamiliar, fetal heartbeat bills criminalize abortion once a heartbeat is detected. Most of the time, a fetus' heartbeat can be detected as early as six weeks, which is earlier than many women realize they're pregnant.

However, as Aronowitz points out, even women who catch their pregnancy right away are forced to wait weeks to get an abortion, which would make it impossible to get a legal abortion under fetal heartbeat legislation.

She went on to point out how this was her experience in NYC, where there are plenty of accessible clinics to get the procedure done. Many of the states floating fetal heartbeat bills have far less clinics, making it even more impossible for women to get an abortion before six weeks.

Other women were quick to thank Aronowitz for pointing out the manipulation of these bills, and how they essentially criminalize abortion without admitting it outright.

Sadly, fetal heartbeat bills are still being pushed in several states, so it's crucial to stay educated on what they actually mean for women's health.

25 Memes Every Stressed Out Mom Needs To See.

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If you are feeling like one stressed out mama, you are not alone. These hilarious parenting memes are the funniest way to kick back and relax while you hide in the bathroom from your kids.

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The Pope called Mary an 'influencer' and Twitter came for him. Nothing is sacred.

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Leave it to the Holy Father to make the ultimate dad joke.

The "cool" pope (no, not Jude Law, the real one) tweeted a tweet that was so corny, people asked to become un-baptized.

The pope, basically.

Did Pontifex stream the dueling Fyre Festival documentaries in the Vatican? Who told him what an "influencer" is?

I am very Jewish so I'm not sure what this "yes" refers to (yes to immaculate conception? Yes to Joseph offering her tea?), but even Jesus has a hard time seeing how this holds up.

It did, however, inspire Twitter to make the bible #cool and #hip as the tweet got dragged through the Stations of the Cross.

The tweet is bad, but it's not the worst way the Catholic Church has reached out to kids.

27 Utterly Random Memes Everyone Should Laugh At This Morning.

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Mornings are the absolute worst. This hilarious list of memes will get you through. Grab your coffee and get ready to laugh out loud at these randomly hilarious memes.

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25 people share their craziest real life dates that belong in a rom com.

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Some of the most entertaining date scenes in movies involve the most unbelievable shenanigans. You'll witness a character break out into tears and proclaim their undying love on a second date, people will chase each other through airports to break up engagements, and a simple interaction at dinner will trigger a rabbit hole of manic emotional bonding.

For the most part, these scenes are represent pure fiction. Most real life dates move at slower, less climatic paces, and involve less spellbinding love after a few short meetings. However, there are always exceptions. After all, the inspiration for these wild romantic comedy scenes don't crop up out of nowhere.

In a recent Reddit thread commenters shared the dates they've been on that felt straight out of a movie, for better or worse, (but mostly worse). Hoo boy, these stories deliver.

1. eco979 kicked off the thread with a terrifying stalker story.

"I dated a girl who confessed her love and proposed... during our second date!

Thought that's funny until, few months later, she secretly moved. She was living 100km away. Now she lives on my street, one block down from my place.

Not funny."

"I live on a tiny street in one of the biggest cities in Germany, Munich. She left everything (cozy wellpayed job, childhood friends, family, sport buddies) and moved 100km away where she has no emotional support network, alone with 2 cats, starting life from scratch and just by pure coincidence cross the street from me?!"

"Oh, her first post on Instagram was about how peaceful looks the fresh snow. in front of my place. At 5am."

2. magpyyyyyyyyy's friend got in too deep.

"This didn't happen to me, but to one of my friends. On their third date, he got some red flags from this girl. Stuff like conspiracies, talking about her past relationships alot, nothing too crazy though.

He had decided to break things off, and tells her that he doesn't think they should see each other anymore. He feeds her the usual polite stuff that NORMAL people handle well. I mean, it was only three dates."

"Later that night, his phone blows up with texts, and this girl is screaming about how much she 'loves him' and 'how could he do this' because she has 'abandonment issues'."

"She ended this tirade by sending him photos of her bloody feet and all her toenails. Which she had ripped off. And then she blocked him.

We are all very glad she lives in a different province now."

3. ubergeak got the arm chair psychologist treatment.

"It wasn't really a date, but I went out for tacos and beers with a girl who psychoanalyzed me to my face. This included pointing out unconscious gestures and mannerisms while I was doing it.

---sorry lady I'm leaning forward with my shoulders hunched forward because i can barely hear you speak, not because I'm introverted."

4. TheImpundulu got caught in the middle of mother-daughter weed time.

"I arrived at a girls house to pick her up. This was about 10 years ago. Her mother is on the couch smoking a huge bong, with her 2 year old on her lap. The mother and her start arguing about whose weed she is smoking. On the date she proceeds to get about 5 calls from her mom asking where is her weed."

5. quentinislive met someone literally too good to be true.

"I found someone back in the days of match.com in SF, when it was new. She was incredibly perfect and sweet...she ran into me when she was out another night when I was playing a show and I sang directly to her, she danced up to the stage like something out of a Rom Com, she was sweet and adorable and funny and sexy. I didn’t see her after the show but messaged her.

Turns out she was married with 3 kids."

6. Kharmaticlism dealt with a crazy ex straight out of a movie.

"I met a man at a bar and for the second time in my life I worked up the courage to hand him my number as my friends and I left. A few days later he messages me and we start chatting and agree to go on a date later in the week.

I received a FB friend request from a woman that I didn't know, but her profile indicated that the guy was a mutual friend of ours. I then recieved a message from the mysterious woman, basically saying she was his girlfriend and I needed to cut contact with him. Turns out he had broken up with her a couple of days before we met each other at the bar, and she didn't want the relationship to end. I spoke with him about it, and he assured me that he was single and I believed him. Decided to go on the date."

"Date night comes, and I'm nervous. He's very sweet, calm, we had a great dinner and a couple of drinks, talked for a couple of hours. The restuarant we had chosen was busy that night, but we weren't bothered by the people squeezing by our small table while we ate. We're laughing, agree that we want to keep the night going and decide we're going to go to a local barcade. As we're leaving, I'm talking about something and I notice his demeanor change from jovial to reserved. I asked him what was wrong when we got outside and he told me i needed to leave, he had spotted his ex at the bar as we were walking out."

"I left, quickly. What was a nice night, was suddenly cold and awkward and felt wrong. Turns out his ex had logged into his FB account and read our messages about where we were going for our date, followed us there, and watched us for God knows how long.

This man and I had a sweet bond, and I have a stubborn streak. I refused to allow someone else to dictate whom I was going to date, especially after shit started getting weird."

"For the next four months, we would experience stalking, threats, harassment, etc. Accessed his apple account and had my number blocked multiple times. She called and texted me hundreds of times (sometimes in one night), and would use a different number every time I blocked a new one. I eventually had to get my number changed. She peed on and keyed my car, and followed me to the bar where he worked, threatening to attack me (I had to be escorted to my car by police that night). She posted my contact info and picture to reddit. She had her friends reach out to me, trying to contact me by any means possible. Eventually, she claimed that my (at the time) boyfriend had hit her, and he spent a weekend in jail for the accusation. I tried, twice, to get restraining orders for myself against her, both of which were denied by the judge because she hadn't actually attacked me."

"It was insane. It felt like it wasn't real, and her tenacity in making our lives hell was incredible.

Shalysa, I know you use reddit, and I wouldnt be surprised if you read this comment. The entire time you made my life hell, I pitied you. You have so much energy that could be channeled into helping others, but you chose to be vile and evil, and I sincerely hope you received professional help for your issues. Take care."

7. PraisedbyWolves got burned by two attractive emotional terrorists.

"Went on a second date with a dreamboat, everything was going really really well when the most beautiful woman I have ever seen enters the bar. The whole place is staring at her and I’m a little shocked when my date turns and waves her over. She sits down and introduces herself - she’s my dates ex! She lives right around the corner and he had let her know that we would be there if she wanted to stop by! They both proceeded to catch up and thoroughly ignore me - I pretended to go out for a smoke and just left."

8. LordWebber had a true dream date.

"In a slightly more positive way, I had an incredibly dazzling date with a lady who kept using these small mannerisms that really got me going. Her eyes crinkled when she smiled, she held her pinky out, she slightly covered her mouth when she laughed. It felt like I was in a Disney movie."

9. hahahawhatastory2 met a woman with baggage from past lives.

"My best/worst story is a girl I met on a dating app (I think it was Zoosk) who seemed normal at first but then proceeded to tell me all about how into past lives she was on our first date. Being interested in that kind of stuff isn't that bad by itself, and a lot of people are into horoscopes and whatnot... but she took it to the extreme. She said she could remember over 200 of her past lives and that most of them were from Ancient Egypt. But the scariest thing she told me was that she had a co-worker who she had always had some irrational but immense dislike of pretty much from the moment she met him, to the point that being around him caused her physical pain. She later "figured out" that one of his past lives had killed one of hers, and that pain she was feeling was in the spot where "past life him" had stabbed"past life her." ...Yeah."

10. TheImpundulu's date was basically a pile of red flags.

"I met a really cute blonde, during the date she told me how she was married 3 months earlier. But her husband of only a few hours caught her banging the best man at the wedding reception. I ran so fast it could have been a clip of the road runner!"

11. canadianduke1980's friend left Red Lobster hungry.

"This happened to my friend. His roommate’s sister asked him out. He takes her to red lobster. They order an appetizer. After some chit chat, my buddy heads to the bathroom. When he gets back, he sees that the appetizer came, and his date had eaten all of it while he was peeing. No worry."

"They order the main course. She eats hers incredibly fast, then starts picking at his. This grossed him out, so he kinda “lets” her finish his entree. They order dessert. While they are waiting for dessert, my buddy witnesses a younger girl head towards the bathroom. A slimy older man who had been hanging around walked to the bathroom and went into the girls restroom door. My buddy springs into action, runs to the bathroom, kicks the guy out of the bathroom and the restaurant and then spends a few minutes explaining to the staff what had happened."

"He sits back down and him and his date are talking for quite a while when he notices that dessert hasn’t come yet. He keeps trying to flag down his waitress but she’s kind of ignoring him. Finally, he walks over to her and asks when the desert is coming. The waitress tells him “ I delivered both desserts to your table a while ago and your date ate both of them while you were dealing with that guy in the bathroom”

TLDR my buddy’s date ate the entire appetizer, most of his entrée, and both desserts"

12. anti0pe went on a date with a guy straight out of a time machine.

"I had a guy show up to a coffee date in a full three piece suit and top hat once. He even had a pocket watch. He said he felt he was born in the wrong era and “identified with a more elegant time”. When I asked questions about things like lifestyle preferences in dating, he was insistent that his “intentions were genuine” and he was always “a perfect gentleman” who liked to go about “courting the old fashioned way”. He didn’t actually answer any of my questions. He forgot my name twice so he guessed."

"I paid for my own coffee and very politely declined his offer to “escort me to my next destination”.

Yes, it was tinder, and his bio was shockingly normal."

13. alysizz went on a date with a screen-worthy sexist.

"The guy tried to trip the waitress, twice. He made some comment to the effect of “the pretty ones (waitresses) are always stupid” and then proceeded to attempt to trip her. He didn’t succeed, thank goodness.

At this point I couldn’t end the date fast enough."

14. jessysav went on a date with a character from High Maintenance.

"I was going on a first date off tinder a little over a year ago. Guy shows up at my house where he was going to pick me up and we were gonna take his dog to a nearby dog park and get coffee."

"Guy rolls up, texts be that he feels embarrassed but he really needs to use the bathroom, so my dumbass lets him in. He smells to high he'll and he didn't have a dog. He pulls out a can of cream of chicken soup and exclaims he brought dinner. He was really sexually forward and scared the hell out of me so I just let him go about heating up the can on my stove while I stayed as far away as possible and planned my escape. Eventually he started making his way towards my bedroom and claim how excited he was to slip in my sheets."

"That was when I shouted he needed to get out before I called the cops. He pitched a fit but did technically leave just really slowly all the while calling me a cunt for not letting him sleep at my place and now he's have to drive the 2 hours back to his mom's house."

15. Lucyinthesky27 lived Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

"Well, we had been dating about 2 months and I invited him to go to a Willie Nelson concert with me. I’m a huge fan and I’d never seen him play live before. THIS guy (who is a scummy used car salesman... I know.) suddenly asked if we could stop off in a different city so he could run a car title or something to one of his associates. It was a 3 HOUR detour from the concert. He also took a call from his ex wife at some point and had an argument with her in front of me. Yep. When we FINALY got there, I only got to watch the last 2 songs of one of my all time favorite artists because of him."

"Well, this was at a casino, so we thought that we might as well play a little since we missed the whole fucking show. The dude didn’t tell me that he had a gambling problem and had previously signed something that barred himself from all casinos in the state. First he disappeared, then I started getting texts from him about how he was “such a loser” and had “lost all his money.” Then, after I have to come find him, he had me pretend that I won something on his machine because he wasn’t supposed to be gambling."

"Then he tried to make me sign up for some birthday promotion so he could get 10 more dollars to play. Awkward.... we stayed the night because it was 2 am and I had been throwing back crown and cokes while telling him how shitty he was for calling his ex in front of me. On the way back home the next morning, on about a 4 hour drive, he had to stop at every fucking casino (at least 3) to try to “get his money back.” It was like Fear and Loathing in Oklahoma... I was hungover on St. Patrick’s Day stopping at every Native American casinos along the highway full of people wearing green beads and chasing “luck.” I had to ride back with him, so I was not happy or pleasant to be around.

The only happy ending to this is that Willie Nelson never stops touring and I finally got to see him with my mom about 2 years after this."

16. PM_me_allthepuppies met a true disco archetype.

"He showed up in a red, belled sleeve silk shirt and big bell white pants; the shirt was opened several buttons too many, and he was wearing at least 3 big gold chains (this was in 1995, so he was about 15 years too late for this look). He looked a disco refugee. The conversation was fun, he wasn't boring, but he didn't seem to be a good personality fit for me.

He seemed to be a good guy, and I hope he found his disco lady out there somewhere."

17. Scape98 dated a movie jerk.

"Casually met up with a guy and his friends while they were tailgating a football game. We were playing a game of cornhole (bean bag toss game for those not from the south), and the guy told me to fetch the bags for the next game. Didn’t like being told but was going to just do it. As I turn to gather them, he proceeds to slap my ass and say something along the lines of good girl. Wtf? He does this in front of his friends and I hear chuckles."

"This was only our second meet up so I still didn’t really know him. Funny enough, I really wasn’t attracted to him but I gave him a chance because we had mutual family friends who kept telling me how nice he was. After that, I made some see through excuse and left. I then proceed to ignore his sporadic texts for the next several months. I generally think people deserve more respect than being ghosted but I made an exception for him."

18. SlappyDong met an unfriendly ex.

"Not the date herself. Her Ex was at the bar and grill we went on for our first date. They had split about 3 months earlier. He walks over, says "Hi, good to see you're doing well" to her. Looks at me, and says "Your shirt is stupid", it was a grey and black long sleeve baseball style shirt. I just said "Hey man, I'm sorry you're having a bad night, I hope it gets better".

What a strange insult."

19. manndlebaum had an awakening after a bad date.

"Met a girl on a dating app and started talking. She seemed like a female version of me. Angry at the same things, critiquing the same things. We met up and she was the rudest person ever. She did things that humbled the fuck out of me. When I got home and explained the date to my roommate, it made me realize everything wrong with me and what I needed to change about myself."

20. Sheazier1983 went on a truly wild goose chase.

"About ten years ago I moved to a new town for work and met a guy through a dating website. He invited me to dinner and a movie. I was 25 and didn’t know anyone, so I was happy to get out and do something fun. Within a few minutes of meeting and talking, it was obvious to me that we were not compatible. No big deal - these things happen. When the bill came, I told him I was paying for my own meal and he refused to let me. I was a bit irritated by this, but didn’t want to cause a scene. He then realized he forgot his wallet and asked me to pay for him."

"I was fine with this and happy for him to take me home since he didn’t have money on him for the movie. To my surprise, he then took me to the movie theater. He had selected the movie without consulting me and had two tickets waiting for us for Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs. This further confirmed our incompatibility, as I would have never chosen to see that. But I decided there was no harm in trying new things, so I went in to the movie with him. The theater was filled with screaming children and their families. He spotted someone he knew and sprinted towards them. I casually followed behind him and saw him settle into a seat in the second row of the theater right next to an older couple he appeared to know. It turns out that the older couple was his parents!"

"So I met this guy’s parents and he introduced me to them as his girlfriend! He called me by the wrong name, but I didn’t bother to correct him. At this point I was just enjoying letting the comedy of errors unfold. I was trapped at the theater because he drove us there, so there wasn’t much else I could do. His mom kept calling me the wrong name (I never corrected her) and was offering me popcorn and candy and drinks while her son was trying to make a move by sliding his arm around me during a children’s movie."

"All this with Ray Romano’s grating voice bellowing in the background. I was glad for the date to be over. The next day he sent me a message online asking me for another date. I politely declined. A few weeks later he messaged me again and asked if I could pretend to be his girlfriend and pretend to go by the wrong name he had called me and attend his cousin’s wedding with him as his date. He said his mom was asking about me. By that time I had met the man I would eventually marry and we had a good laugh about it. I wonder if that guy is still going on dates with his parents."

21. warealestatequeen went on a date with Louis C.K. sans jokes.

"Went on a date with a guy I thought was very attractive and sweet. We ended up having a great evening. He walked me to my car and we kept talking and it was cold so we decided to talk in the car. Out of nowhere, literally nowhere- the guy unzips his pants and pulls out his penis. I was so disgusted and disappointed. I ended up kicking him out of my car and never spoke to him again. A few years later he tried adding me on FB- total creep."

22. comicsnerd had an arresting first date.

"We just finished appetizers when the police came in and arrested her for shop lifting from the shop next door. Fortunately, the waiter could testify that I was already waiting for 30 minutes and it was obviously a first date.

She was cute though"

23. lawnboy232 got ghosted across an ocean.

"Went on a date. Girl was super cool. Normal date at the bar. Had some drinks and even got a kiss before leaving. Later that week she came to my place and we just hung out and watched tv on my couch. Kissed a little bit and planned to go to a baseball game later the next week or something. Texted her maybe 2-3 times over the course of the next few days but Never heard from her again. No big deal figured she just was busy or wasn’t interested and I left it at that and moved on. I’m from USA. About a month later I saw in fb she moved to japan. Maybe like a month after that she got married. And probably a month after that she was pregnant. Pretty sure she was seeing someone at the time that was in the military. Felt pretty bad about that one"

24. myideaoffun met a real life prince charming.

"We’d been on one date already, lovely guy, decent, funny, kind, feeling a spark. I then went to Australia for three weeks to visit family.

The day I came back, he turned up on my doorstep with a bottle of champagne, ran my tired jet lagged arse a bath, cooked me a perfect John Dorry, and invited me out on his yacht when the weather got better."

"The thinking part of my brain, recovering from an abusive marriage, thought “this is a bullshit, love bombing move, that belongs in a rom com, not real life. Gorgeous triathlete yacht owning professionals don’t hit on knackered single mothers.” The horny part of my brain thought “fuck it, let’s see what happens”.

Fortunately horny won, and I’m now two years into a relationship with a wonderful, earnest open hearted man who is teaching me how to sail and how to think a little more highly of myself."

25. Freevoulous dated a comic book character.

"I dated a genuine Young Adult Novel Heroine, whom I met thorough mutual friends:

- Her father once dissapeared mysteriously, and she was convinced her uncle had killed him to take over family buisness"

"- she was a life-long martial artist and wanted to be a cop

- she had unusual mixed heritage, which of course was half-Chinese (for the martial arts) half-Scottish (for the family revenge)

- she had a lot of anger issue and felt misunderstood"

"- it turns out I was her "safe, boring boyfriend" and she had a biker dude on the side, because of course, a LOVE TRIANGLE.

- she was hot, but considered herself a "freak" because she had a vitiligo strip on her face/hair and hetero-chromic eyes."

Trump asked for global 'waming' to 'come back.' Now he's getting flame-roasted.

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Is it really that hard for Trump to just Google "climate change?"

Or, is he willfully remaining ignorant because he's afraid of knowing that he has been acting like an uninformed idiot? Maybe this is like when children know the truth about Santa, but they're afraid of digging too deep because they're worried they won't get presents. That is, if Santa was a serious threat to our planet and the presents were conservatives. Trump's latest hot take on climate change, or sorry, "Global waming," happened last night, when he noticed it gets cold sometimes in the winter in certain parts of the country:

This one is particularly offensive because instead of his usual blatant denial of climate change, he welcomes it. "Please come back fast, we need you!" As if a future where cities are sinking and all our polar bears melted is just a fun and flirty summer vacation.

Since Trump has tried to bash the existence of climate change before as to (not spend money on helping the environment? Protect giant corporations who thrive on trashing our air? Gaslight scientists all over the world?), Colbert's November 2014 argument is very fitting here:

Poverty isn't a problem because sometimes I give homeless people money! The wage gap isn't real because Oprah is rich! Racism doesn't exist anymore because we had a black president once! Rejoice!

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People are roasting JK Rowling's 'woke' additions to 'Harry Potter' and it’s magic.

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JK Rowling's Wizarding World is always expanding, whether you like it or not.

The Extremely Online visionary of your childhood obsession takes to Twitter to volunteer new information about the books years later.

In 2015, for example, she offered this statement on the moral universe of Severus Snape in case anyone is working on a philosophy paper.

She also told a fan that Hogwarts is a non-sectarian institution that does indeed admit Jews.

Rowling also announced that the Ministry of Magic is progressive when it comes to education funding.

A new meme has fans lovingly roasting Rowling's habit of adding random addendums to the books on Twitter and LOL, JK.

Representation matters, but maybe the representation can actually be written into the books next time?

Ariel Winter classily shut down troll who accused her of ‘chopping up’ her body.

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Ariel Winter of "Modern Family" fame, turned 21 yesterday.

Considering she is a young woman who has been in the spotlight through all the awkward teen years most of us are lucky enough to hide away in yearbooks and the vortex of Myspace (RIP), it's perfectly normal that her looks have changed. Winter was open about getting a breast reduction surgery at age 17 for chronic neck and back pain caused by a 32F chest, internet trolls are still eager to attack her body for having the audacity to grow up. When she lost weight, she was accused of using meth and cocaine, to which she clapped back:

"And yes!! My psychiatrist switched me from my previous anti depressant that didn't work and made me gain weight, to coke/meth!! Definitely not a new one that worked and then regulated my metabolism. Coke/meth was a controversial decision but she stands by it."

Winter has overcome more than most young women in Hollywood have as the abuse she endured from her controlling stage mom forced her to file a legal emancipation in 2014. Despite her strength, sometimes it's impossible not to indulge an internet troll when they accuse you of doing something you know to be far from the truth. The latest attack was on her 21st birthday post, an adorable montage of her having fun and looking great at a party.

While many of the comments chastised her for weight loss in a manner reminiscent of the Britney Spears' lyric, "I'm Mrs. 'she's too big now she's too thin, you want a piece of me," others were complimentary. However, when "roldan9590" wrote:

"Nothing wrong with being honest and telling her we liked her better before "the change" she was so beautiful before she started chopping up her body and if me saying so helps one gurl out there to feel beautiful who's thinking of PS then its worth it."

Ariel replied:

"I appreciate you wanting to help girls love themselves the way we are, but you are also kind of cutting someone (me) down which isn't what I think you were trying to do? I also didn't get plastic surgery. That is also no being supportive of women if you're just assuming something about the way they look."

This is a very mature response for something who just turned 21. Winter defended herself but also made the troll reevaluate his intentions, which is the best kind of takedown. Ariel, happy birthday! You look great.

26 Memes Men Probably Won't Find Funny.

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These ridiculously funny memes will be relatable AF to all the ladies out there. The struggle is real, and so are the laughs in this hilarious meme list.

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