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Man asks if it was wrong to tell his younger girlfriend she looked like an escort at his birthday dinner.

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Here's some advice to men out there: don't say your girlfriend looks like an escort.

Sex workers deserve respect. After all, sex work is REAL work and it's hard out there hustling while also looking fabulous and feeding the egos of occasionally problematic clients. That being said, if your girlfriend (who happens to be a lot younger than you) shows up looking fabulous after spending an entire day getting ready for your birthday, it's probably not the best idea to tell her she looks like you had to pay her for her company. Not because escorts aren't attractive, but what does that say about your own insecurity? You couldn't be eating dinner at a restaurant with a young, attractive woman without paying for her? Damn...

When a recent Reddit user consulted Reddit's "Am I the As*hole?" section to get some advice on his awkward birthday date, the internet was definitely not on his side.

AITA for telling my girlfriend she looked like an escort?

The title alone is a rough one. But, he goes on...

I [32M] have been dating this amazing woman [24F] for just under a year. I know there is a bit of an age difference, but that hasn't been a problem for us yet. Last week was my birthday and we decided to go out together for dinner at a steakhouse (my favorite food is steak). This wasn't an upscale Steakhouse like a Mastro's - think more along the lines of a casual franchise chain steakhouse.

The plan was to meet there after I got off work. I had worked a 10 hour day and was still in work clothes - jeans and button down shirt. My girlfriend wanted to look good for me, so she spent about 2-3 hours getting ready. She had her hair done, full makeup, tight black dress, heels, the whole nine yards.

I get where she is coming from, she wanted to surprise me and look like a bombshell. But the entire evening I felt very uncomfortable. The way I was dressed and the way she was dressed, I noticed other people were giving us looks. Probably because it looked like I was with a hired escort. I felt very uncomfortable and embarrassed the entire dinner.

I didn't say anything that night, but a few days later when I saw my girlfriend next I told her. I said she made me feel very uncomfortable and that she made me feel like I had an escort with me. I didn't tell her this to try and hurt her feelings - I told her because I needed to be honest and upfront, and because I didn't want her doing it again. I told her that there are 1,000 reasons I love her and that her looks are only 1 of them, she has much more to offer than just that.

She has been very upset the last few days and I don't think this is going to be one of those things that just blows over. AITA?

Yikes. This is upsetting for a lot of reasons, but the one that stands out the most is that this young woman spent the whole day trying to look nice for her boyfriend's birthday and then he completely disrespected her with his own insecurities. Perhaps she should've told him she was planning on dressing up so he would've felt more comfortable being underdressed? Otherwise, this guy is definitely in the wrong here...

here are different choices you can make when phrasing how a situation made you feel.

"objectional" wrote:

"Bebe, you looked smoking hot last night, I felt a bit uncomfortable and underdressed. Gee, I wish I had the time to have dressed up too. Thanks for making an effort."

"Bebe, you looked like you could have been my escort last night. I was so underdressed and you were dressed to the nines. Did you not see the way everyone was looking at me? Did you not make the same assumptions as me. They definitely weren't looking at you because you are literal fire. No it's because you looked like my escort."

"silence"

Consideration goes a long way. It must have been a bit of a sucker punch to have made so much effort for you to have received that. No matter what icing you put on it "I love you 1000 ways BUT..."

"DogsReadingBooks" wrote:

You called her an escort for dressing up? Dude, they probably weren’t staring because they thought she was an escort. They were probably staring either because of the age difference between you two, or because she looked gorgeous.

"annagram85" wrote:

She made a massive effort and was probably really excited for you to see her and think she looked amazing - and you told her you wish she hadn’t bothered. You should have been flattered she wanted to dress up for you. Did it ever occur to you other people were looking just because she looked hot? And they were jealous/admiring of you that you were her date?

"tobytoes" wrote:

Here is a list of the occasions where it is appropriate to tell your SO that they look like a prostitute, even if they actually are a prostitute:

I get that she was overdressed for the venue, but this is even more of an asshole move considering that she made the effort for your birthday dinner.

I even get that “dressed to look hot” is different for a 24-year-old woman than a 31-year-old one. (I’m a woman and I was 24 once.)

If you don’t want to be embarrassed by 24-year-old hotness, then date women your own age, and learn to change into nicer clothes when you have plans after work, or give a heads-up that by “steakhouse”' you mean Outback and not Ruth’s Chris, and that your SO should aim for business-casual.

"queenoreo" wrote:

You want to know what it really looked like to outsiders? A girl got really excited and dressed up for a date, her date took her to a mediocre steak place and didn’t even bother to shower.

No one looked down on her, guaranteed. Then instead of feeling bad that you didn’t put effort into your date, you told her she looked like a hooker. Hope you do better with your next girlfriend.

"wigglebuttbiscuits" wrote:

Imagine being so desperately insecure that if your girlfriend looks too hot you assume everyone will think she's an escort. Yikes.

"Morninglow" wrote:

"I told my girlfriend she looked like a whore, was I an asshole?" Smfh.

"FreshShockwave" wrote:

Dude, read the title of the post back to yourself.

After receiving so much negative feedback, he posted an edit to the original post:

Edit: Well since posting this I've been called an asshole more times in the last few hours than in my entire life, which is fine because I solicited the feedback. However, I've been called a barrage of other insults - douche bag, misogynist, sexist, idiot, moron, retard, etc. I've had people send me PMs with more harassing and disparaging insults with several deranged users PMing me saying "kill yourself". I've had people follow me into other threads to post harassing comments to me. Many people on here have posted that I'm immature, but I think a lot of you need to take a long hard look at yourselves.

At this point, the best advice would be to apologize to your girlfriend and take her to a real steakhouse in a tuxedo.


Guy claims 'social justice warriors' can't prove global warming is real and a woman laid out the science.

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On September 20th, over 4 million people marched on the streets in climate strikes across the world to demand leaders and giant corporations recognize and join the fight against climate change, which poses an increasing existential threat.

As recently as thirty years ago, it was fairly mainstream to discount the severe threats posed by climate change, a large portion of the general public turned a blind eye and most leaders in power conveniently ignored the science.

But now, as the Amazon rainforest burns and climate change fuels migration millions have joined the fight to call out leaders and demand systemic change, while also making personal changes (such as going vegan, biking, and planting trees) to combat a catastrophic future.

Still, amidst ample evidence and a growing crisis, there are still deniers - some hold office like Donald Trump, and others spend their time trolling on Twitter (like Trump).

When the columnist Lorrie Goldstein went on Twitter to troll "social justice warriors" about their inability to explain climate science, his post quickly backfired.

Karen Geier, the writer and producer of On Belief: A Podcast About Cutls and On Grief: A Podcast About Death, was quick to chime in with a series of well laid out facts proving climate change is real.

Geier clearly laid out the progression of climate change since the industrial age, and precisely why the earth has been trapping heat.

Geier even posted links and referenced the fact that 97 percent of scientists support the research backing climate change, and its very real risks (and current wreckage).

Others jumped on the thread to point out the fact that many of us can't describe the science of everyday objects we use - or even gravity itself, but that doesn't negate the reality.

It's truly dangerous to deny climate change at this point, and it also logically makes no sense because even in a parallel universe where climate change wasn't real, we'd all still benefit from cleaning up the environment.

23 Memes For Anyone Who's Doesn't Want To Adult Today.

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Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

-Chili Davis

Adulting sucks the big one. Take me back to the days where my parents paid all of my bills and bought me food, please. Anyone who really doesn't want to deal with their responsibilities will totally relate to these hilarious memes.

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The best and worst dressed celebs at the 2019 Emmys according to someone who's only ever worn H&M.

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Last night was the 71st Primetime Emmy Awards. I wasn't there but I did spend hours scrolling through Instagram and Twitter judging everyone's outfits, which cost more than my yearly rent. Here is a list of the best and worst dressed celebs, according to me, a blogger who has only ever worn H&M.

So please take these with grain of salt, especially because I stayed in last night eating Tostitos, and my keyboard is full of salt.

THE BEST

1.) Zendaya.

Look at this dress, isn't it neat?

2.) Billy Porter.

Not everyone was a fan of the Pose actor's ensemble, but I stan a controversially dressed cartoon villain-esque queen (like I said, I know literally nothing of fashion).

3.) Phoebe Waller-Bridges.

A f*cking icon.

4.) Tan France.

The Queer Eye star celebrated all of his cultures (Indian, fashion) with this Desi-inspired look.

5.) (Cruella de) Viola Davis.

Bow down to the black Cruella deVille we never knew we always wanted. Disney, get on this remake, stat.

6.) Maisie Williams.

The Game of Thrones star's look was stark perfection.

7.) Jameela Jamil.

The Good Place star overcame gastritis and was "sick for days" with gastritis and "throwing up" hours before she hit the red carpet looking like Princess Jasmine. I can't even show up to my blogging job with a bad cold.

8.) Laverne Cox.

Laverne Cox made prison scrubs look good, so it's no surprise she looked stunning in this Monsoori tulle gown.

But not everyone was a sartorial winner last night. Behold, THE WORST*:

*according to me, who literally wore the same pair of sweatpants all weekend.

1.) Emilia Clarke.

She may be the queen of the dragons but this outfit looks like a pair of H&M overalls I gave to Goodwill because they were too frumpy for me, a nobody, to wear to brunch.

2.) Olivia Culpo.

The influencer cosplayed as a pile of used Kleenexes on your nightstand after a bad bout of the flu.

3.) Kendall Jenner.

Is that Kendall Jenner at the Emmy's? Or a vase you mistakenly bought for $8 when you were day-drunk at a yard sale?

4.) Halsey.

Looking at Halsey's dress makes me feel......itchy. And confused. Like I'm on drugs at the zoo.

5.) Gwyneth Paltrow.

Gwyneth Paltrow's dress looks like an art project made by a child. She may want to consider consciously uncoupling from her stylist.

6.) Taraji P. Henson.

Henson's figure is hidden in this cotton candy factor explosion, and that is not a good thing.

7.) James Ven Der Beek.

James Van Der Eek! I haven't seen anything this awkward since your last acting role.

8.) Laure Linney.

Not sure what's worse, Linney's remake of the dress-over-pants look that died in 2002, or Netflix's remake of Tales of the City.

9.) Mandy Moore.

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What a NIGHT. A GIGANTIC thank you to the genius, @brandonmaxwell and his entire team for turning this entire look around in less than 2 weeks. We had an in person meeting (12 hours after his Spring Runway show, mind you) to discuss the look and ended up with something completely different than we had originally planned and been discussing. @cristinaehrlich, @kevinmichaelericson and I had big ideas and Brandon made them a reality. He asked me how I wanted to feel and as a former stylist, he intrinsically knew that how you feel wearing something comes across in the way you carry yourself and it’s nearly impossible to fake (or it is for me)...so it had to be right. Anyway, anyway.... all of that to say: thank you to him and my fam: @cristinaehrlich, @kevinmichaelericson, @studiounbiased (tailoring MVP), @jennstreicher, @streicherhair for recognizing how exciting yesterday was, what it represented and helping me to feel my very best. A special note of gratitude to 💓 and most handsome date @taylordawesgoldsmith for having my back and being the best wingman at these crazy awards shows. Also, swipe to see how I traveled to the show (I stood in my Birks the whole way, as not to wrinkle the train, and then my sweet husband helped me out on my shoes, right before I got out). Also, another shoutout to folks who can wear heels for extended periods of time. I. Can. Not. If I saw you at the end of the night and was unresponsive, it was because I could not longer feel my feet. PS: being nominated was BEYOND an honor and I’m not sure it will ever sink in but being there with our whole TIU family is always the greatest gift. #emmys #thisisus #stillfloating 📷 by @photobyjennajones

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I don't love this color scheme, but I respect the This Is Us actress for destigmatizing the female anatomy by dressing as a menstruating vagina.

10.) Karamo Brown.

Karam-oh....no, henny. This outfit needs a Queer Eye makeover.

11.) Gwendoline Christie and Nikolaj Coster-Waldau.

These two belong together......... in the Halloween section of a Goodwill.

26 Memes To Help You Start Your Day Off With A Laugh.

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"The price of greatness is responsibility."

-Winston Churchill

With great memes comes a great responsibility to laugh. Will you accept this challenge that has been laid out before you and lol at these bangin' memes?

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5 people having a worse Monday than you.

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5. Donald Trump, because his latest scandal might actually yield consequences this time.

Everyone loves a reboot.

From the guys who brought you Russian collusion, it's...Ukrainian collusion!

Years into the nightmare, it's become exhausting and disheartening to follow the news because nothing ever changes, except for Ivanka's haircut. But this time, it's worth tuning in.

A whistleblower in the intelligence community risked his career to submit a complaint to the Trump-appointed Intelligence Community Inspector General, flagging a concerning call between Trump and a foreign official.

It was soon reported by both news outlets and Rudy Giuliani that the call was with Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelensky, and the behavior in question was trying to pressure him to investigate Joe Biden to help Trump squash the former VP's campaign.

If soliciting election interference from a leader named Volodymyr sounds familiar, it's because it is. While The Mueller Report concluded that Trump happily accepted the Russians' help to hurt Hillary Clinton, people are still debating whether or not passively enjoying an attack on the American electoral system counts as conspiracy. This time, it's as plain as the orange on Trump's face, because he's making the pitch directly.

Trump, screaming over a helicopter, admitted to asking Ukraine to help his campaign by investigating Biden.

Today, Conspiracy escalated to Extortion, as Trump hinted at the idea that there might have been a quid pro quo involved. Trump said, "Why would you give money to a country you think is corrupt?", suggesting that he might have threatened to withhold aid. And by saying "corruption" a gazillion times, Trump is hoping that that becomes the story and not this unprecedented abuse of power.

Wow, that sounds bad! But he's done a lot of bad stuff, like caging children, being racist and coddling dictators. Why is the Ukraine thing different? Well...


4. Nancy Pelosi, because she might actually have to do something this time.

"Don't you dare make me do my job, people I've been elected to represent."

Since becoming Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi has clapped funny been looking for excuses not to impeach Trump out of fear that airing the president's crimes on national television would alienate voters in Pennsylvania diners.

Pelosi's strategy is to wait for voters to oust Trump in 2020, but who knows if it will be a fair fight: Trump announced that he plans on cheating by soliciting foreign interference to help his campaign.

While the Democratic House has indeed been pursuing investigations, the White House has been ignoring subpoenas and sending its allies to be smug douchebags in the face of oversight. Democrats who aren't Nancy Pelosi are starting to get tired of looking like wienies.

According to The Washington Post,Ukraine-gate makes impeachment more likely, because the House is running out of options until they raise the stakes.

A letter from Pelosi threatened the Trump administration with "a whole new stage of investigation," but she has yet to use the I-word.

A freshman Democrat told Politicoon background that there has been a "seismic change in mood." It might finally be time to do something, and doing something involves work, and work is the worst.


3. Kim Kardashian and Kendall Jenner, because people laughed in their faces at the Emmys.

The audience laughed at Kim Kardashian and Kendall Jenner at the Emmys.
"Can I make this better with a Pepsi?"

It turns out that an audience full of writers and actors didn't like to hear reality stars pretend that they don't have writers (and are not, in fact, actors).

Future lawyer and current reality star Kim Kardashian, along with her sister Kendall Jenner, presented the award for Best Reality Competition Program at the Emmys. Before handing a trophy to RuPaul, Kim said that reality TV is real, and people straight-up laughed in her face.

This very public humiliation is schadenfreude at its best. Not only was it on television, it was a room of well-respected industry professionals all but scoffing at their life's work. Truly incredible, inspiring stuff.


2. The woman who bit a camel's testicles at a Louisiana truck stop.

Happy Hump Day.

The Sun Heraldreports that a truck driver and her husband stopped at the Tiger Truck Stop, a Louisiana destination known for housing exotic animals.

The couple stepped out with their dog, while not an exotic animal, happens to be deaf, and when he ran away, the woman chased him into a camel's barbed wire pen.

WBRZ reported what happened next, and it reads like the synopsis of an Animaniacs cartoon:

Authorities say camel was spooked by the wandering dog and woman chasing it, so the camel gave chase to the woman, eventually pinning her against the wall of a building.

The camel then sat on top of the woman, nearly crushing her.
Authorities said in an attempt to save herself, the woman bit the testicles of the camel so it would jump off of her. The woman then escaped, authorities said.

As if being crushed by a camel and having its balls in your mouth isn't bad enough, the woman was issued a ticket for trespassing and not having a dog on a leash.

Next time you want to bite a camel's balls, make sure you have its permission to enter its pen.


1. Lizzo's Postmates driver, because she's reportedly living in fear.​​​​​​

Sometimes "that b*tch" does something a bit too b*tchy.

Last week, empowering anthem chanteuse Lizzo screwed up a lil' and put a delivery woman on blast for allegedly stealing her food.

Tiffany W. woke up to 1,000,000 Lizzo fans angrily sending death threats and seeking justice for Lizzo's burger.

TMZreports that despite Lizzo's public apology, the poor woman is living in fear:

She’s afraid to leave her home and even go to work, for fear someone might harm her or even worse. As for the delivery incident ... we’re told Lizzo’s order was supposed to go to a Boston hotel, but there was no room number listed and no one answered the phone linked to the account. We’re told Tiffany went the extra mile and hit up the hotel concierge. She says she went into the lobby and continued to try to contact the customer and heard nothing back. Tiffany ended up waiting for a total of 10 minutes and finally left.

Our thoughts and prayers go out to whoever delivers Lizzo's Juice.

Man asks if he was wrong to call a pregnant woman a 'c-word' for humiliating a teen cashier.

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In general, it's wrong to call women, or anyone, the "c-word." It's a loaded word with sexist implications even if it's very fun to say in the heat of the moment. Recently, a man called a woman a "c-word" at a bookstore when he saw her berating and name-calling the female cashier. His use of the c-word clearly came from a well-intentioned place, but his friend later called him out because the woman he called the c-word was pregnant.

So the man took to Reddit's "Am I The A**hole?" forum to ask if he's an a**hole for calling a pregnant woman the c-word, when she was objectively acting like one.

The man explains that he was at a bookstore when he saw a "very angry and very pregnant woman" who was "very upset" about a book that had been listed online as in stock not being available at the store. So she was taking it out on the teenage girl working at the cash register.

I was at the bookstore the other day and as I approached the cash I saw a very angry and very pregnant woman who was visibly very upset.

As I got closer I listened to her as she bombarded this teenage girl working the register. She was upset that a book that said it was in stock online wasn’t available at the store. She was complaining that she had wasted her time and energy by coming down to the store when the book wasn’t available. The girl at the cash was looking extremely uncomfortable and I could tell she felt bad.

When the cashier said there was nothing she could do, the pregnant customer called her an "inconsiderate little b*tch." That's when the man decided to intervene.

He stepped in to defend her, saying to the woman: “I just hope whatever you give birth to isn’t a total c*** like his mom”.

When the girl said there was nothing she could do, the pregnant woman started cussing at her and calling her stupid and a “inconsiderate little bitch”. As the girl was calling other stores to try and track down the book the woman looked at me and expected me to side with her said “what’s the point of customer service if they won’t help you?” At this point, I had felt horrible for the young girl and I knew I had to say something. So I looked at the woman and I said “I just hope whatever you give birth to isn’t a total c*** like his mom”. The woman looked at me in total shock and then started cussing at me telling me her husband was in the parking lot. I said I didn’t care and that she should just go to a different store because she was making everyone uncomfortable. She cussed and swore at me before calling her husband on her phone. He came in, didn’t say much (I’m 6’2, 210 pounds) and then convinced her to leave. As she left she flipped off the store and told me to fuck myself.

The woman apparently called her husband, who came in and "didn't say much" because the man who had just called his wife a c*nt describes himself as "6'2, 210 pounds." So the pregnant woman flipped them all off and told the man to "f*ck himself."

The man thinks that defending the teenage girl at the register was the "right thing to do" but apparently his friend disagreed, saying that it's "inappropriate" to call a pregnant woman the c-word.

The man adds that the cashier was "using her hijab to wipe tears from her eyes after" the incident, and that she "thanked" him for stepping in.

Now, I still think sticking up for the girl was the right thing to do, but my friend that I was with told me it was inappropriate to call a pregnant woman the c word. I felt like if there was ever anyone who deserved the c word it was this woman. The cashier was using her hijab to wipe tears from her eyes after- the woman humiliated her. She thanked me by the way and her manager comforted her, so I think she’s ok.

And he adds that the pregnant woman also flipped him off in the parking lot, so clearly, no one learned anything here.

in the parking lot, the woman honked her horn and flipped me off as she drove by.

Despite his friend calling him out, the guy still believes he did the "right thing." But he decided to check with Reddit, the arbiter of ethical decision-making, to be sure.

I still feel it was the right thing to do, but is my friend right in saying I was wrong in using the c word?

Commenters are somewhat divided. Many think he did the right thing and is NTA (Not The A**hole) here, because he defended the girl at the cash register.

notsorrymsjackson writes:

NTA. You probably could have said it nicer but seriously thank you for sticking up for that poor girl at the counter.

And AmberAtkins11122 agrees, pointing out that being pregnant doesn't give this woman any excuse to behave badly:

NTA I wish I had your balls. Being pregnant doesn’t give you a pass to be an asshole to people.

But others think he and the pregnant woman are BOTH a**holes—and that calling her the c-word didn't help the situation.

strawberry_apple:

ESH [Everyone Sucks Here] your response to her might have made you feel good but really you were just adding even more negativity to the situation.

WebbieVanderquack agrees, writing:

ESH (except the girl), if this story is true. The woman should not have been abusive. You should not have been abusive. You could have defended this girl in a less insulting manner. And dragging the woman's unborn baby into the mix was unnecessary - they can't help being born to this woman.

SaxyOmega90125 points out that by calling her the c-word, he "erased" his chance of being "constructive":

ESH. You are not the asshole for calling this woman out, and you're right that she was acting like a !@#$. Kudos to you for having the gall to step in.

But your word choice guaranteed she would react the way she did - the moment you called her that, you erased any chance of accomplishing anything constructive. You should have chewed her out for acting the way she did rather than turning it into a vulgar attack.

Whether you believe he could've chosen his words better or she deserved it, I think we can all agree on one thing: this is the most exciting thing that's ever happened in a bookstore.

18 crime investigators share the unsolved cases they still think about.

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For every terrifying criminal case solved and sentenced, there is one still on the loose. Those who work as investigators or carry close personal connections to unsolved cases unfortunately carry the details and memories of these crimes, without a sense of closure.

In a recent Reddit thread, crime investigators and those closely connected shared the unsolved cases that still keep them up at night, and you may want to wash this down with a sitcom.

1. MobileTackle1 can't get the anonymous cases out of their head.

"I work as an investigator for the county medical examiner. The cases that always creep me out are the Jane and John Does, especially the younger ones. How could a family not report a loved one missing for 10, 20 or 30 years? Some of these cases are not suspicious so it's not like the family is worried about going to prison. We're looking at forensic genealogy to assist with some of the cases."

2. 13madrigal42 still hopes the monster gets caught.

"Worked in forensics 2004-2008, mostly rapes, homicides, and cold cases. Never forgot one where a baby was abused because a burglar threatened to kill the entire family if the parent didn't do it. Wasn't solved before I left and nothing came up on Google (never forgot names) The idea that someone out there free is that fucked up or that someone would make that shit up is so disturbing to me."

3. codaru2021 feels awful for the Cross family.

"Back in the early 80's a 16 year old boy was walking home from a party about a mile from his house when he was intentionally hit by a vehicle and dragged by the vehicle before being dumped in front of his house for his father to find his body in the morning."

"The police say they have suspects but not enough evidence to make any arrests. There are still posters all over the town and surrounding areas with his picture asking for information more than 35 years later. Really a tragic story that needs closure.

Edit: This is the Erik Cross case, and I am not an investigator, just a local."

4. xkrazyxcourtneyx

"There’s a man who comes into the bar I work at every day around 4pm. He’s nice, has a group of other guys he socializes with. His wife comes in every Sunday with him for football season."

"Their daughter went missing a few years ago. They had a suspect (who my older sister actually dated for a short period). When they couldn’t definitively connect him to the case they cut him loose."

"He’s now serving time for a completely separate kidnapping/murder. He hasn’t confessed to the first one so the couple will never really know if they caught he guy. Everyone just assumes. I don’t think the family will ever get closure off of an assumption though."

5. lillian_amber still doesn't know what happened to Molly.

"The Molly Bish case. A 16 year old girl was dropped off for work at the lake where she was a lifeguard by her mom. She was never seen alive again. This happened in the summer of 2000 in a small town in central Massachusetts, about 30 minutes from where I grew up. I remember seeing missing persons signs all over local business when I was a kid looking for Molly."

6. bradygrunch doesn't know who killed the dogs.

"Someone killed 50 dogs and left them on top of parked cars for a year, then it just stopped."

7. Desertfloraa lived near a foster kid who was mysteriously murdered.

"In a town close to me, a few years ago a little boy went missing. He was in a foster home with his siblings. There was apparent previous reports from neighbors of them wandering off frequently because they were left alone without food, breaking into garages I think. He was reported missing by the foster mom, she went on tv and everything I think I remember? There was so many search parties, we live in the desert so there's a lot of open land."

"I stopped hearing things about it, eventually I asked one of my buddies who works in that PD and he told me they never got any real answers, they found remains years later that they believed to be his in a canal, but it had been so long not much was left, also they think wild animals had probably spread what was left of the remains around after all these years."

8. OrangeBubbly1 still doesn't know who hurt all those animals.

"I don't work in Crime Investigation anymore. I do animal rescue. But we kept receiving animals found stray that had been sexually abused with sticks and we had to take them in, help then recover and find new homes. It happened for 2 years straight then nothing. He's either dead, locked up or moved on to humans. Police have DNA but no one has ever been caught or linked to it."

9. TBLCoastie hopes the dog killer got caught.

"At my first department, someone was stringing up dogs in the trees behind houses with their throats cut and bled dry. Serial killer behavior, obviously just killing them to kill them. Worked on that case a couple weeks, but after four or five dogs, it just stopped and my bosses wouldn’t let me work on it anymore with all the “real crime” going on.

I still think it was a future serial killer practicing."

10. YourLeastBestFriend's sister met a woman escaping.

"Not an investigator. In League City Tx. There used to be a dead end road. The city grew like crazy in the process of clearing land they found dozens of girls buried. Still several unidentified. They stumbled onto the dumping ground for a serial killer. It's Calder Rd if you're familiar with that area.

They did a documentary on it at some point."

"My sister went to prom with a guy who lived next door to this... One night she is over at his house and a random girl comes running, no shows on screaming, banging on the door saying some guy picked her up or was following her. Boys say the man was no where to be found. Prom date and brother get her to safety then proceed to tell my sister all the weird ghost stories because "weird things like that always happen around here"... They thought she was spooked by feelings of being watched or something.

Until a few years later when they started finding bodies.... Again"

"****Edit: reached out to my sister for full details This is her story:

Ok.... so it was some girl from Angelton got in a wreck in front of the house by the field... She comes running to the house, no shoes on."

"This girl tells them some guy was following her. He was trying to run her off the road. Blocked her car forcing her down this road (Calder) . The Road was dark she didn't feel right. She saw the lights on in their house. So she wrecked her car as she jumped out and ran to the back door."

"Boys got her inside then saw flashlights around their house. (Which apparently happened often). Keep her inside long enough to feel like whoever it was left/drove away. Only to realize during all this she had been drugged (that's why she didn't feel right). Call cops."

"Man was picking up girls at a bar on NASA Road One and drugging them. So they caught at least one creep.

Bodies were found there from the 70's til I think 2000's

Fun fact: She tells me that apparently now there is a subdivision over these killing fields."

11. imahntr still thinks about the McDonalds victims.

"Two girls in their 20s found murdered in a their car. McDonald’s food in their laps. Windows up. Doors locked. No sign of a struggle.

Was my last case I ever worked. 3 years ago. No suspects have been arrested."

"Edit: I was an investigator for the medical examiner. My job was to document facts. Not solve the crime. Local law enforcement is responsible for the solving."

12. YourLeastBestFriend needs answers about the Texas Killing Fields.

"Yes. The Texas killing fields. One theory was it was a truck driver picking girls up and dumping them since it's so close to I45."

13. rollandfloor doesn't know who was hurting all the homeless people.

"Someone was picking up drunk homeless people in my town, about 20 years back, beating them up and dropping them far from town during the winter season. Which can last for about to 8 months and drop as low as -45 celsius."

"Edit: few extra details, it was during the mid 1990s, in the terrace/PG/PR area. Not sure if it was police or not. Those that live in a small town only how "talk" gets around. I remember nothing coming from it. It could have been police or just town thugs. It was just kinda scary for us teens at the time."

14. PermanentAtmosphere doesn't know who abducted his friend.

"Not a crime investigator, but I had a good buddy that went missing in a cornfield when he was a two year old kid, back in '80 or '81. Literally thousands of volunteers came out to help search the fields and land around his farm for two days, but he was nowhere to be found. They even brought in a psychic, his parents were so desperate."

"On the third day he was finally found, quite some distance from where he disappeared. His parents still think to this day that he was abducted, but because of all the media attention and people searching for him, the kidnappers "returned" him, pretty much just dropping him off and high tailing it out of there."

15. LinkMom37 knows of a man who needs to go down for murder twice.

"I'm not an investigator, but this happened to a little girl in my brothers class and a friend from school.

My friend was a happy go lucky, chubby guy that everyone liked. He smoked a little weed from time to time which made it hard for him to keep a job. One day he goes missing and is found in his barn swinging from a rafter by a "friend" of his. Suicide note. No ladder or any way for him to have gotten up to the rafter. No typical signs of depression or suicide such as saying goodbye to loved ones, taking care of loose ends, etc. Gets written off as a suicide, case temporarily closed."

"6yo girl was missing from her home in the morning, found in the barn hanging from the rafter and raped/ molested with a knife. Stepdad had porn of her on his computer and somehow was cleared on the murder by pinning it on a teenage neighbor. Neighbor kid claimed stepdad put him up to it and smoked weed with him but there was no evidence to convict and the teenager went to jail for murder while stepdad got a reduced sentence for child porn. Neither got a drug charge which was also weird."

"The reason I mentioned these together? Stepdad was the"friend" who called in my friend's death. After no luck with the county I anonymously messaged Channel 5 and they had to re open after it was reported publicly that they missed something. Forensic analyst said the suicide note was faked. Suddenly the detective on the case "finds" there was a ladder present, re closed the case, and retired."

"Dude got away with murder, twice in one case and once in another. I'd consider both unsolved till the right guy goes down for them."

16. Kotterman21 knows of a man who killed for $112 dollars.

"Mystery” was solved a few days after it happened but I figured I would share anyways.

In the town I live in there’s a run down motel that all the druggies stay at. Well anyways there was a night that a man walked into and pulled out a sawed off shotgun and blew the cashiers brains all over the wall. Stole $112 and some change."

"Obviously a investigation was opened and for 4 days they didn’t have any leads or anything. Turns out on the evening of the 4th night they supposedly found the murderer behind the motel in a corn field in a fetal position just rocking back and forth."

17. Preesi will never see Bed Bath and Beyond the same.

"The 35 pound bags of human vomit that appeared in the pkg lot of the Radnor, Pa Bed Bath and beyond. For a few weeks."

"The woman on Philly walking to the Acme mkt, who thought someone ran by and hit her accidentally. She shopped for 30 mins at Acme, then walked home and her daughter discovered a chefs knife lodged in her neck. No one at Acme said anything and the knife was visible on surveillance."

18. Four_N_Six still thinks about the missing local girl.

"A local girl went missing about 2 years ago. Whole community and neighboring communities got involved. Had a hashtag they painted on car windows and everything, tried like crazy to find her. The parents still hold out hope, but I'm not convinced they really do, and it's devastating to watch. I have friends that know the family. I have 2 young girls, and this is a fear that my job forces me to take home with me, that one day they'll disappear and that's it. There are some sex trafficking hot-spots nearby. A week after that girl disappeared, I told my wife she was most likely already dead."


People respond to right-wing commentator comparing teen climate activist Greta Thunberg to the Nazis.

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Greta Thunberg has managed to get the world's attention on the subject of climate change. So naturally, the 16-year-old activist has been mocked, dismissed and bullied online by full-grown adults who don't believe in science or human decency. What's worst than cyber-bullying a teenaged girl for trying to save the world? Calling her a Nazi in the process. That's exactly what right-wing political commentator/full-time troll Dinesh D'Souza did in a recent tweet, in which he used the color of Greta's cheeks and the color and style of her hair to compare her to Nazi propaganda.

"Children—notably Nordic white girls with braids and red cheeks—were often used in Nazi propaganda," he tweeted. "An old Goebbels technique! Looks like today’s progressive Left is still learning its game from an earlier Left in the 1930s"

Thunberg didn't respond, probably because she was too busy giving a speech to world leaders at the UN Climate Action Summit and trying to save the g-damned world. But people on Twitter, most of whom are sitting around in our sweatpants doing absolutely nothing, rose to the task of defending her and dragging D'Souza's very, very, very bad tweet.

Here are some of the best responses:

A decent person would apologize for the tweet, after deleting it. But as many have pointed out, Dinesh D'Souza is not a decent person.

But someone who is a decent person is Greta Thunberg. You can watch the speech she gave at the UN here:

22 tweets for anyone who has ever been to therapy.

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Therapy is incredibly healthy and productive for many people, but it can also be pretty hysterical...

The entire concept of of having a one-way conversation with someone you're paying to validate your feelings can bring about a few issues every now and then. However, therapy does save lives! Everyone, regardless of how mentally fit you perceive yourself to be, can benefit from a few sessions of therapy. Or, at least, your friends and family will definitely benefit from you going to therapy...

There have been a lot of therapy-related memes lately as more and more people are seeing therapists and psychologists. If you need to laugh at the awkwardness that can come with unloading all your problems onto a highly trained and unbiased ear, here's some Twitter catharsis:

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Fox News guest calls Greta Thunberg 'mentally ill' and another guest demands he apologize.

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Fox News has issued an apology after guest Michael Knowles made fun of 16-year-old climate activist Greta Thunberg by calling her a "mentally ill Swedish child."

On Monday, Thunberg delivered a powerful speech to the UN calling out world leaders for not making the immediate drastic changes needed to combat climate change, and therefore stealing her dreams and her childhood.

Hours later, the speech was the subject of a segment on Fox News' The Story, where the Conservative host of The Daily Wire Michael Knowles sparred with the Democrat podcast host Chris Hahn.

The segment quickly got heated and inappropriate when Knowles began railing about how the "climate hysteria movement" isn't led by science (despite the fact that 97 percent of scientists DO back it), but instead fronted by Thunberg.

This of course, ignores all of the scientists who have been fighting for climate justice, the Indigenous activists who have been on the front lines for decades, and the fact that Thunberg never asked to be the poster child. All of this, while insulting a teenager who just wants to save the world before it drowns.

"The climate hysteria movement is not about science. If it were about science, it would be led by scientists, rather than by politicians and a mentally ill Swedish child who is being exploited by her parents and by the international left," Knowles said.

Knowles' attack on Thunberg, and the climate movement as a whole, was quickly met with fiery derision from Hahn.

"Relax, skinny boy. I got this," Hahn said as Knowles began to interrupt. "You're attacking a child. You're a grown man.

Knowles continued, claiming that Thunberg is being exploited by her parents and the movement: "She is mentally ill. She has autism. She has obsessive compulsive disorder, she has selective mutism. She had depression."

Hahn told Knowles he should "be ashamed" and pointed out how low it was to bring up Thunberg's ASD diagnosis as a way to deflect the real danger of climate change.

"The comment made by Michael Knowles who was a guest on The Story tonight was disgraceful — we apologize to Greta Thunberg and to our viewers,” a Fox News spokesperson said.

Fox News also made it clear they don't intend to have Knowles back on the show.

However, the same fervor has yet to be applied to the nightmare Fox News host Laura Ingraham, who that same night compared Thunberg's speech to The Children of the Corn.

Ingraham's immature attack on a teen trying to clean up the planet was so cruel and needless her own brother called her out online.

If Fox News is truly sorry about the comments made by Knowles, then firing Ingraham should be a swift and logical follow-up action, there's already a hashtag trending to support that decision.

Teen climate activist Greta Thunberg changed her Twitter bio to troll Trump after he mocked her.

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What did your president do today? Mine made fun of a teenage girl who is trying to save the entire planet from extinction. Unfortunately it's real life, although I'm still waiting for someone to jump out of a cake and announce that this has all been one long, dark joke, that Obama is still president and Ashton Kutcher has been punking us this whole time. A GIRL CAN DREAM.

Speaking of girls who dream: 16-year-old Swedish activist Greta Thunberg spoke at the UN's summit on climate change yesterday, and the President of the United States of America responded by mocking her on Twitter.

In a widely-circulating video, the teenager speaks gravely, and often seems to be on the verge of tears, as she talks about the dismal future, and present, of our planet. "People are suffering, people are dying, entire ecosystems are collapsing," she says. "We are in the beginning of a mass extinction and all you can talk about is money and fairy tales of eternal economic growth."

Surprise! Trump, whose entire platform is a fairy tale of eternal economic growth (bolstered by racism), did not like it. He responded on Twitter by sarcastically mocking her for not being "happy" enough:

"She seems like a very happy young girl looking forward to a bright and wonderful future," he wrote. "So nice to see!"

Many people responded to Trump's petulant tweet, but the best response by far came from Thunberg herself, who played Trump at his own game with a few choice words in her Twitter bio.

The internet is praising Greta for out-trolling the U.S. President.

The hashtag #GretaThunbergOutdidTrump is trending on Twitter as support for the teen activist rolls in from all over the world.

Many are quoting the teen's more-pertinent-than-ever words from this past August, when she said:

When haters go after your looks and differences, it means they have nowhere left to go. And then you know you’re winning! I have Aspergers and that means I’m sometimes a bit different from the norm. And - given the right circumstances- being different is a superpower.

Greta even got the approval of Twitter's clap-back queen, Miss Christine Teigen.

This is Girl Power at it's finest. Maybe the President should focus on the impending impeachment proceedings and not spend his free time picking on teens on Twitter.

Bloody mattresses, 1920s booze, and other stories from people who found secret rooms in their houses.

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When we think of hidden rooms we're often filled with images of spinning fireplaces and spy-level secrecy. Maybe it's a special room full of books and whiskey where a James Bond type can map out their plans. Other times, it's a bunker-style apocalyptic survival abode, neatly hidden from the world so a villain or hero can outlive everyone.

In reality, the purpose of secret rooms run the gamut from deeply mundane storage spaces to terrifying dungeons for captives. Some old houses still have rooms built to protect people during the Holocaust, or secret lounges to drink during Prohibition, or rooms to sequester mentally ill family members before mental illness became destigmatized. Finding these spaces can provide a fascinating time capsule hearkening to another time, and in some cases a grim mystery.

In a recent Reddit thread, people who live in houses with secret rooms shared their discoveries, and they run the spectrum from creepy to wholesome.

1. fluxelegy found multiple secret rooms.

"A couple of years ago I rented an apartment that was in a massive old architecture style building, no idea how old it was. I remember when I did the showing they showed me a door that had an elaborate staircase that went straight up to the ceiling and explained that it went to the attic, which was sealed up. When I was finally moving out curiosity got the best of me and I pushed on the panel at the top of the stairs until it popped open and hoisted myself up there."

"It was completely dark and the floor was covered in at least an inch of dust, and I found that it was an entire extra floor to my unit. There was some old rotting furniture and magazines littered throughout the rooms. I eventually found a small hole in one of the walls that went into the sealed off upstairs of the unit next to mine and decided to go through that one too. I found a smaller hole at the back end of that area that led to the next one. I eventually made my way through about 5 or 6 of these sealed off spaces that had no entrances save these small holes in drywall. The farther I went in, the older the furniture I found, fridges from the fifties or earlier, old dishware, and so much dust over everything."

"The last unit was the most interesting, hand painted scenes on the walls and holes to the attic letting sunlight stream in. I took small videos but they're all on snapchat so they're hard to post. I must have been up there for hours just exploring alone in the dark. I was pretty lucky to have the only room with access up there.

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Sorry for the format/captions no idea why I decided video was the way to go."

2. KE5TR4L found their grandma's secret room.

"When clearing out my grandmas house I found a small door in the wall of the basement that led to a tiny room, according to my mother that’s where they hid the family heirlooms when thieving relatives came to town. I was mostly interested in the fact that it was covered in scribbles from my mom and her sisters growing up."

3. -banned- still doesn't know if there was a teddy bear or not.

"Back in college some friends and I rented an old mansion that had been built in the early 1920s from an elderly lady. The place was falling apart, but it was huge and rent was dirt cheap. About two years into living there I went to the basement to do some laundry and momentarily lost my balance, reaching out to steady myself using one of the wall panels. It flexed more than I expected, and after some inspection I found that it was removable."

"Behind it was a small, mostly empty, very dirty concrete room about 100 square feet. I say mostly empty because right in the middle there was a hole the size of a well that had been previously bricked up. It must have been old because the bricks had eroded at some point and exposed some of the hole, maybe a 2ft diameter circle out of the full 5 feet. After calling my friends down to look at it I got the courage to creep a little closer and peer down into it."

"There was another room roughly the same size but deep, maybe 15 feet down, and mostly dirt. We shined a flashlight down into it and I could swear there was a teddy bear at the bottom. Unfortunately despite plenty bargaining, none of us were ever able work up the courage (liquid or regular) to tie a rope and climb down for a closer look. Especially after we noticed that the bricks which I thought had fallen in were all accounted for, scattered around the hole as if something had broken out."

"At the risk of my account being discovered by my redditor friends, this was in Pittsburgh. We did a little research and think the sub-basement may have been related to prohibition, but honestly I'm just willing to accept that explanation in order to avoid lifelong nightmares."

4. skogvarandersson could've snuck to the other side of the duplex all this time

"Not necessarily secret, but my old house was a duplex. There was a hobbit-sized door on the bottom floor and I glanced in there a few times but only saw pipes and different electrical units and stuff. There was some of the landlord’s/maybe past resident’s junk in the corner. After a few years I explored behind it and realized it leads to the other half of the house."

5. R12356 was disappointed by the pinecones.

"It was about a year into owning our house. We actually found two secret rooms. One was just a room under the stairs that was closed off. Had some toys from the 70s in it. The really crazy one was when we redid the insulation in our attic. One of the workers asked if I new there was a room up there. I had no idea. So we cut open the drywall and there were stacks on stacks of boxes from the 60s. Like a ton of boxes. And they were all full! So I opened them up expecting some cool stuff. And they were full of freaking PINECONES!! One of the bigger bummers of my life."

6. Jarkoface didn't appreciate the former owner's prank.

"There was a hidden door behind the wallpaper (obviously the doorknob was taken off, so it blends in with the wall) in the hallway. We lived in this house for 6 years and I found out about this door 2 years ago, when we opened it we saw a skeleton in the corner, not gonna lie that scared me sh*tless, although it was just a prop left by the past owners of our house."

7. Andandromeda3821's husband found a secret art room.

"I didn’t find one but my husband did in a house he lived in before we started dating. He lived in the house with about 3/4 roommates and they had been living there for six months. They only lived on the second floor because it was a duplex type. One day he was walking down the alley beside the house and was just looking at the windows. He thought “that’s where the kitchen should be but the kitchen doesn’t have a window right there”

"So he went in and started examining the wall in the hallway by the kitchen. Eventually they find that a door had been plastered over. They cut through and tore out wall to get into the room. He says they found found a table, chairs, an easel and some drawing supplies. Idk why it was sealed it up."

8. rgursk1's neighbor had a haunted secret room.

"Similar happened to my neighbor. They bought the house then realized there was a window on the second floor adjacent to the kitchen that they couldn’t access from within. They then also realized they had a few kitchen drawers that extended out like 5 or 6 feet, meaning they had to have a space behind them big enough to accommodate the drawers when closed."

"I suggested we get a ladder and climb up and break the window. They refused. They’ve been there about 15 years now and still won’t even try to look in that space. They said when they moved in the house was haunted, all kinds of crazy things happened to them. So they called in a spirit specialist and things got better. But won’t even think about looking into that room"

9. ckjm rebuilt the whole cabin.

"Bought a very rugged cabin with acreage a few years back. Cabin was built in the 70s. A friend of mine discovered a large attic which was surprising. There was no easy way into the attic. I knew there was space, but it did not appear to be as big as it was. Inside the the attic was evidence someone was living in there at one point... including a bloodied mattress. There were no lights, no comfort, just a sheet blocking off the part of the attic that didn't have some semblance of a floor, and a bloody mattress."

"This was all above my room. I got hella weird vibes in that house after that, and an earthquake ended up taking out the cabin shortly after. I tore it apart, salvaged a bunch of wood, and rebuilt a new cabin without the creepy vibes."

"The most unnerving part about the cabin was the previous owner, upon finding news I had bought the land, came back just before I got the keys from the realtor and left a note that simply read "good luck" in the center of the living area. Just recently found a massive old tree on the land that had been previously scorched by fire, decades ago, and survived. If that land could talk I'm sure it would have stories."

10. carthy101 wasn't ready to meet Harry Potter.

"There was a small door under some stairs (almost like Harry Potter’s room) in my old apartment in Venezuela. We’d lived there for a year until I leaned on it and felt it wiggle a little and realized it was a small square door. I was too scared to open it so had my dad do it and about 20 or so cockroaches flooded out. Never have I felt so much panic."

11. PerpetuallySl33py experienced the worst part of Ratatouille.

"Watched home alone and saw that attic that Macaulay Culkin was staying in and wondered if we had one in our townhouse. Ran around with a step ladder until I found it in my mom’s closet. Got on my tiptoes on the stepladder and fought the door open (ended up being a big piece of plywood) and peered into the attic. A mouse colony stared back. It was like that scene in ratatouille. Decades worth of feces covered the whole space. My mom was not happy once I told her. We moved shortly after."

12. Bathoriel found vintage trash.

"Helping my granddad move house, we accidentally found access to the under floor area (not even big enough to really call a crawl space I don't think, spotty memory).

There was a small pile of trash from the 60s/70s (juice cans, chocolate bar wrappers and crumpled newspapers) and bits of discarded construction debris and some broken tools. We think it must have been used by the builders in lieu of a trash can. It was cool, an accidental time capsule."

13. SexualStallion's house has belongings that were stowed away during the Holocaust.

"Not 100% of the answer your expect, but still kinda relevant - My grandpa bought our house back in ~1960, it was once owned by Jewish people (we live in a small village in Germany), but they got kicked out when Hitler did his things. He renovated the upper part of the house, the roof, you know the usual things you do with a house that's around 400 years old. He didn't renovate the rooms in the lower floor though, as they were good as is."

"Many many years later, long after he died, around 2010, my sister noticed a broken floor board in the smaller of the two attics we have, it's between the lower and upper floor and wasn't part of the renovation. She got a flashlight and a mirror and checked, because we're just curious little fucks and love to hunt for treasure. We knew that Jewish people owned it, and we knew the history of them hiding their belongings because the Nazis forced them out."

"So yeah, we found a ton of cutlery, that weird shit. Pointy spoons, weird looking teaspoons, sugar cube grabby grabbers (idk what they're called), plates, lots of it. It's all pure silver, and just looks amazing in a weird way."

"It's nothing special as they're rather common, but it was still a creepy yet amazing find. Just realizing that some people used those things and had to hide it from the Nazis right at that spot. It's about the story that emerges in your mind, because this I exactly what happened, sadly. We kept all of it since then in a showcase, and if someone wants to see pictures I'll happily post them later on!

Edit: As there's huge demand, I'll be able to post pics in around 7 hours, as I'm not home currently."

"EDIT 2: And I shall deliver - 2 bonus pics of my grandpas dad (please don't judge him, I know what you guys gonna think), and some old old old family members. If you guys want to have a detailed picture of something, please just ask and I'll deliver!"

14. notlikethat1 had a special hiding place as a child.

"Moved into an 18th century farm house as a little kid and found a small panel door in the back of the large closet in my small room. Turned out to be a small finished room over the eaves that had a small portal window. I spent hours in that room reading and hiding from the world."

15. qbeanz found a few blasts from the past.

"Hidden closet in basement wall after 20 yrs of living in the house. We found some personal documents of no real interest, a newspaper from the day after Pearl Harbor, and a hand drawn cartoon of a pregnant Lucy yelling “Goddammit Charlie Brown!”"

16. GrandProduct found an old weed room.

"I went to visit my Grandparents a few months after they had moved into a new house out in the country. I got into a bit of horseplay with a cousin and got shoved into a wall. It broke a big hole and we realized there was a large empty space back there."

"With grandpa's help we tore the wall down and found a little room full of planting trays and grow lamps. There were a number of books about horticulture and one specifically about growing marijuana."

"There was no secret way in as far as we could tell. Someone had just walled the entire room off for some reason."

17. purplhouse was deeply creeped out by the plushie.

"We bought a house that had been built in the 1880s, lived in it for seven years and then had to have some wiring work done. The electrician was working down in the basement and wanted to drill through a (brick) wall to the outside for some reason I no longer remember. We give him the okay and go about our business. He starts drilling and then stops, comes upstairs and tells us he just found a bricked up room and what do we want to do about it? Well we kind of still want our wiring situation taken care of, but if there's a body and some amontadillo in there, I definitely want to know."

"On the other hand, I don't want to let my sister's boyfriend knock the wall down with a sledgehammer. As we are discussing this, the electrician offers to run a scope through the hole he just drilled so we can take a look without doing more damage, or, as he put it, destroying evidence. So our new friend gets his scope set up and we all go down to the basement and watch the monitor."

It's a very small space, maybe 3 by 5 feet. Nothing in there but a really old, gross looking plushie. Not a teddy bear, maybe a dog? It was sewed out of some kind of patterned fabric in a vaguely dog like shape. That's it, nothing else.

"Electrician asks us what we want to do. I ask 8f he can seal the hole he just drilled because this is definitely how ghost movies start. He agreed and patched it up, drilled somewhere else, finished the rewiring and we all continued our lives. We moved out 2 years later and as far as I know, Haunted Doggy is still bricked up in the basement of that house."

18. thatstheteahoney used to play in the prohibition room.

"In my house there was an upstairs bedroom that was made into a game room for me and my sister. When we were about 12 years old we realized that a section of the paneling came off and there was a small closet sized room behind it. We kept it a secret so that when friends came over we would have the ultimate hiding spot for hide and seek. A few years later we were talking about to our parents about what we found and they said that the house was built during the prohibition era, so they most likely used it as a place to hide alcohol!"

19. jaap_null's grandparents had a secret room beneath the trap door.

"I lived in the house or my grandma for a few years, secret “room” beneath a trapdoor on the second floor, which was basically a void between walls on the complicated first floor. Was used to hide Jewish families during WW2."

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14 teachers share stories of times students had obvious crushes on their classmates.

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Teachers know everything...

While kids tend to think they're the most clever person in the room, teachers pick up on every little detail. Especially with younger students, teachers sometimes spend more hours in a day with children than their own parents do. Of course, the curriculum is important but we all learn more in school than the Pythagorean theorem...

While every teenager thought they were being really smart about hiding their crushes from everyone else, writing his name in hearts on the back of your homework is usually a dead giveaway. When a recent Reddit user asked "Teachers of Reddit, how easy is it for you to tell who has a crush on who?" the teachers of the internet were ready to share the funny ways their students express teen and childhood romance.

1. Volume is key, "brolycrx."

High school teacher. Depending on the kids' personalities, they either get louder or quieter when their crushes are present. The loud ones are freaking annoying. The quiet ones are the ones I would purposefully sit next to their crushes haha

2. This is adorable, "subtlEvangelism."

Easier than you think, 12-year-olds are just not subtle at all. The usual giveaways include trying to touch, stare at, and sit next to their crush. They also haven't developed social masks, so flirting will be pretty deliberate and obvious, and they will just about tell people to their face. Beats me how I used to be so oblivious back in my prime.

3. It's hard not to get invested! "Matt872000."

I teach middle school and elementary school. It is TERRIBLY easy. Like, ridiculously easy. I have one class that I teach once a week and I can see all the drama that happens.

One pair that had a crush on each-other but were shy about it, then realized they liked each-other, then suddenly they wouldn't sit next to each-other anymore. Just recently she has been sitting next to another boy every day. I don't think he realizes, but she's moved on.

4. "Do you think she missed the bus?" "wrlun08."

I teach young children (7-8-9 years old) I usually can tell because children are not subtle about it. They will ask me or their friends things which are dead give aways like "Where's Mary?" "Is she coming to school today?" "I hope Mary isn't sick" "Do you think she missed the bus?". And then Mary turns up and they can't help but stare or get close to them.

5. Aw, "deluxeidiot."

Most of the time they’ll just tell you. It’s crazy how much a little kid will tell you if you just let them talk

6. Smart girl, though, "wigglertheworm."

I teach 7 year olds, so they’re usually just playing a game. But I had this one boy who’s crush told him she didn’t like “naughty boys” and he was in tears. He told me earnestly that he felt poorly, like he was going to be sick.

Broke my heart, didn’t realise my little guys could feel so hard!

7. They're still carrying books? "boemekeld."

I am teaching seventh grade right now. It's crazy easy to tell. It makes me wonder if I was that obvious when I was their age, or worse, if there were girls that were that obvious towards me and I didn't notice.

It's like, they don't even hide it. One of my boys carries a girl's books every day. It is clear to me that he has a crush on her. I learned recently that she has a different one of these guys to carry her books between every class.

I mean, that's just manipulative. She's got to know, right? RIGHT?

8. Longing stares are necessary, "blackman88965."

Oh man, the longing stares across the room. The almost creepy wistful "what-ifs" you can just see in their eyes.

9. This is amazing, "ApatheticEmphasis."

One of my girls has a secret candid photo of the boy she sits across from as her cellphone screen saver. Which she constantly pulls out in class. 😂

10. This is the truth, "botakvape."

Teenagers are not subtle by nature, but they are amazingly oblivious when it comes to matters of the heart (they are really perceptive with other things, though).

The boys almost never recognize if a girl likes them, and the girls never realize a guy is showing interest. It's funny to watch it happen -- it's so blatantly obvious as an outsider, but I remember being just as oblivious as a student.

11. MIKE LIKES LISA? "hauxli."

I've been both a teacher and administrator for kids from grade 6-12, and man, they are not subtle.

High schoolers will often stage whisper in the hallways about who hooked up with who on the weekend, and act shocked when you know what's going on. Sometimes they will literally just tell you. I can't name the number of times some 11th grader has started getting a little too graphic about her weekend and I've had to shut that shit down.

Junior high kids are more subtle, but it's just as easy to tell who they're crushing on. Usually they rat each other out, too. Word travels fast with those kids, and if Mike likes Lisa, the kids are going to be chanting that in the hallway for the next 3 days.

12. Wow, "UtterDisbelief."

When I taught second grade, we got a student who had just arrived from Spain and spoke no English. Within a few weeks she had learned just enough to send a note to her crush "I love you. Will you be my boyfriend?" :)

13. Dead giveaway, "madiseeesincolor."

4th grade teacher. Lots of footsie under the table.

14. That would do it, "Frippabes."

Well, I once found two of my students having sex in the classroom. So, that much gave it away.

26 Memes That Will Be Funny If You Have Kids.

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"Why don’t kids understand their nap is not for them, but for us?”

– Alyson Hannigan

Having kids is exciting, rewarding, and friggin' exhausting. Use what little "me-time" you have left to laugh at these hilariously relatable parenting memes.

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12 photos of UN delegates sleeping, laughing, reading or grimacing during Trump's speech.

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In a performance that has been called "low energy,""anemic," and "horrendous," Donald Trump addressed the United Nations General Assembly. His speech only contained one anti-semitic dog whistle, delivered with ASMR-like flair.

The real star of the show were the looks of the diplomats and dignatries (and Trumps) throughout the auditorium.

This Venezuelan diplomat decided that reading a book by revolutionary leader Simon Bolivar was a better use of time.

Trump's own Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross fell asleep.

And so did his Lebanese doppelganger.

Lebanon really didn't hold back.

Trump got this frightening grimace from Iran.

New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern crossed her arms when Trump started talking about the "horrors" of immigration.

Saudi Arabia has all the hot goss.

This dude from the UK looked like he was about to crack up when Trump mentioned Boris Johnson and Brexit.

Seriously, this British guy went on a whole Face Journey™.

Mexico was not impressed.

Turkey's dictator Erdoğan competed with Iran for Best Grimace, but his neighbor was having a laugh.

Kimberly Guilfoyle and Tiffany Trump were just happy to be there, which raises the question: why were they there?

Guy asks if he's wrong for sleeping next to female friend while she was blackout drunk.

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Taking care of a drunk person requires a lot of patience and love. Many times, when a friend is blackout drunk, they need someone to lovingly parent them until they are safe and sound at their home, with a full glass of water and a warm bed.

Of course, this task becomes more complicated when you're also drinking and you have romantic feelings for the friend you're caring for. When someone is puking level drunk, hooking up with them on any level is inappropriate and easily moves into the territory of sexual assault - even if they consent at the time.

Sadly, because women are routinely sexually assaulted while drunk, waking up from a blackout night next to someone surprising can feel triggering, even if you asked them to stay during a drunk haze.

In a recent post on the Am I The *sshole subreddit, a guy asked if he was wrong for falling asleep next to a female friend after making sure she got home safely from a night out on the town.

"AITA for sleeping in same bed with one of my best friends (NO HOOKUP) after I helped her get safely home?"

"I feel terribly after what happened this weekend reddit, but I need you guys to judge me honestly so here it goes."

OP started the post by sharing that a recent night out left his friend Katy so drunk she could barely walk on her own.

OP was also drinking, but was in far better shape, and decided to escort her home when he noticed she was getting targeted by creeps.

"My friend group in college went out to the bar this weekend, and one of my friends (Katy) got super wasted. Halfway through the night she became so drunk she could barely walk on her own. I was a little buzzed, but I never get that drunk. Unfortunately she became the target of unwanted advances from creepy guys and our friend group decided it was for the best if someone took her home now and made sure she was alright."

Since OP only lives a block away from Katy, he assured the friend group that he'd take her home.

Katy was so tired and drunk she asked for a piggyback ride, which quickly turned into her holding his hand as they made their way back.

"I live only a block away from her apartment and I said I would and I left with Katy. I will be openly honest that I have a big crush on Katy, she's smart, funny and really pretty. On the way back she wanted me to give her a piggyback ride since she couldn't walk so I did for awhile and halfway home I got tired and let her down and she held my hand/leaned on me the rest of the way back."

By the time OP and Katy made it to her place, she was vomiting all over and asked him to stay with her.

She was clearly in distress, and OP was tired, so he soon fell asleep next to her.

"When we got to her place, she started vomiting profusely. I held her hair back for her and cleaned the vomit off her face/hair before telling her she should get to sleep. She then said no please stay with me, I'm feeling terrible, just stay the night. I knew I should have left but I caved to my instincts and stayed. She cuddled up against me in bed and rested her head on my shoulder before falling in a deep sleep. I feel asleep soon after."

In the morning, Katy had no recollection of the drunk night, and felt violated by OP's presence in her bed.

"The next morning she freaks out and calls me many names and said I shouldn't have stayed over no matter what. She says she's sorry for her behavior last night but I should have just made sure she got back home and left. I told her I was sorry, and I just wanted to make sure she was alright and nothing happened last night. She says she understands, and that she knows I didn't do anything, but still said it was extremely gross and inapropriate that we shared a bed.

She then stopped talking completely for now. AITA?"

Now OP feels awful about how it all fell out, and wants to know if he's wrong for falling asleep after the long night out.

Thetaitai thinks OP shouldn't feel bad for anything after helping his friend.

"Im going to say NTA if you didnt take advantage of her and just slept. It is pretty difficult taking care of a drunk friend, if you respected her and did not take advantage of her, I think you are ok. This coming from a female btw"

myFitnessAccount32 pointed out that OP was also drinking so it makes sense for him to crash.

"Definitely NTA.

I don't think a lot of people who are posting YTA have ever taken care of someone blackout drunk before especially if you have been drinking as well."

stephdub206 understands where Katy was coming from but thinks OP did nothing wrong.

"NAH you took care of someone that needed help, I honestly would have stayed if someone asked in worries of alcohol poisoning or them just accidently hurting themselves. Where you went wrong was sharing the same bed the whole night, if you had gotten up and slept in the living room I'm sure she wouldn't feel so weird about it. All in all, shes probably just embarrassed and doesn't remember the night before so seeing you in her bed was probably a huge shock. Give it some time, this doesn't sound like something that would end your friendship."

emmadenice thinks it would've been better for OP to sleep on the couch, but agrees he did the right thing as a friend.

"NTA. She might not remember it, but she asked you to stay. It's much better that it was you and not somebody who would've taken advantage of the situation. Probably would have been better to sleep on the couch if you stayed, but you can't change that now."

It makes complete sense for Katy to wake up and feel anxious or confused. However, since she believes OP was only there to ensure her safety, it seems safe to assume their friendship will survive this.

Woman who was called fat by Tinder date gets revenge when he brings another date to her restaurant.

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We all love a tale of revenge. And we all hate a fat-shamer. So a tale of revenge against a fat-shamer is the stuff internet dreams are made of.

A woman who goes by the Reddit name "donotfuckwfatty" shared her story of revenge against a terrible Tinder date who bullied and fat-shamed her and then made the mistake of later bringing a date to the restaurant she owns. It did not end well for him.

She explains that she is very upfront about her body type in her online dating profile because she knows that weight is a "dealbreaker" for a lot of people.

Due to the well of my friends' "def not an axe murderer" date recommendations drying up, I have turned to that most sacred of modern relationship institutions: online dating. As a very busy person trying to get it in with other very busy people, I prize honestly and directness above all else when it comes to profile creation. I include full body shots in my photos, try to minimize the use of MySpace angles in selfies, and write at the very top of the summary/caption/profile that I am fat. Not "curvy," not "thick," not "lots to love"--I'm fucking fat. I'm not ashamed of it, but I also known that weight is a dealbreaker for lots of people. I don't want to waste anyone's time.

About a year ago, she matched with a guy she's calling "Evan." He invited her out and then stood her up, while he and his friends bombarded her with cruel, fat-shaming messages.

About a year ago I met "Evan" via Tinder. We exchanged friendly messages for a few hours one night and agreed to meet up for drinks the following evening. I waited for a full hour past the designated time, and just as I was getting up to leave, the texts started rolling in.

"I can see you sweating from here." "How long does it take you to roll out of bed every morning?" "Is there an earthquake or are you just getting up for more pretzels?"

She realized Evan and his friends had come to the restaurant and were watching her from a table in the corner. They continued to harass her via text until she blocked them.

Really idiotic, juvenile shit. Four separate numbers, commenting on things like my clothes, which clued me in that the senders were nearby. This went on for 15 minutes before I finally saw Evan, trying to hide in at a corner table and giggling with a group of buddies. I made eye contact, saw that he saw me, and then walked out. The texts kept up until I blocked the numbers a few hours later.

When she bumped into Evan about three weeks later and confronted him, he revealed this was a "game" he and his friends liked to play to troll overweight women.

I ran into Evan about 3 weeks later. We got on the same elevator, and he tried really hard at being super interested in the emergency phone instructions. I just confronted him, and he admitted it was just some "game" that him and his friends play. He knew I was fat before agreeing to meet up; they all did, because that's what they do. Match up with fat women, then either ghost them or "troll" them at the meet-up. It was also kinda obvious he'd never seen any consequences from this bullshit, as he was sweating pretty hard and looked more humiliated than I felt. I just said whatever and walked out, expecting to never see him again.

If there was ever a man who deserved to be the recipient of a revenge plot, it's this sh*tbird. And lucky for you, dear reader, that's exactly what happened.

The woman who wrote the post happens to own a restaurant. She said business has been booming lately, so she's been doing more "front-of-house" work, including on Valentine's Day. That's when she saw Evan enter the restaurant with a date.

About a month ago, some local foodie wrote a great review of the restaurant I own, and we've been slammed ever since. In the past, I stayed mostly in the kitchen, but I've been doing more and more front-of-house stuff lately, and Valentine's Day I was working a bit of a split between the two.

She snapped into action and took $400 from the bar (it's her restaurant after all) and gave it to the woman assigned to be Evan's waitress, named Nan. She asked Nan to make it the "worst date he has ever been on."

I saw Evan just as he was pushing in his date's chair. My name isn't on the restaurant, and he didn't see me. I checked the section up at the hostess stand and saw that one of my favorite old-timers, Nan, was going to be his waitress. I went to the bar till, took out $400, put it in her hands, and said, "This is going to be your only table for the rest of the night. You are going to make this the worst date he has ever been on."

Nan delivered. Throughout the night she tortured Evan, doing everything from spilling ice water "on his dick" to "accidentally" smacking his head with the edge of a tray. Meanwhile, the restaurant owner made sure his food and drinks were sub-par.

She spilled every single thing she brought out to the table, all over him. I was waiting for him to blow up on Nan, but he bottled it up, obviously trying to make a good impression on his date. She seemed like a perfectly lovely lady; I told Nan to make sure everything was good for her and terrible for Evan.

She poured ice water on his dick. She smacked the back of his head with the edge of a tray. Spilled soup on his shirt. Dropped every fork he asked for. I personally oversalted his food, used the shit liquor for his drinks, used flour instead of sugar on his dessert. To be honest, I don't know why he didn't just walk out. He must have really wanted to fuck this woman.

Evan finally cracked and demanded to speak to a manager, which is when the restaurant owner came out, leaving him "flummoxed." She introduced herself to his date, Amanda, and explained the whole backstory of how she met Evan. She even showed Amanda the cruel texts.

Finally, he cracked. Demanded Nan find the manager and bring her out. I was only too happy to emerge from the kitchen with my chef's coat and say what, I'm not ashamed to admit, I'd been planning out all night.

"I would have said hi earlier, but I didn't want the earthquake to disturb your dinner."

I will savor the look on Evan's face for the rest of my life.

He was a little too flummoxed to explain, so I pulled a chair up to the table and introduced myself to his date, Amanda. Told her how I met Evan. Showed her some fun old messages. Then I told gave her a voucher for a free meal on her next visit and told Evan to get the fuck out and never come back.

After giving the date a voucher for a free meal, the woman told Evan to "get the f*ck out" and never come back. He did just that.

The cincher?

He deleted his Tinder profile.

Revenge is a dish best served cold, all over a guy's dick in front of his date. On Valentine's Day.

25 Memes For Anyone Who's Obsessed With Fall.

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"Every leaf speaks bliss to me, fluttering from the autumn tree."

-Emily Brontë

I'm obsessed with fall. I would literally snort a line of pumpkin spice, get legally married to a scarecrow, and soak in a Jacuzzi filled with hot chili. This season is the bomb! If you agree with me, these fall appreciation memes will absolutely crack you up.

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What To Expect When You're Impeaching: the process explained.

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It's happening. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has announced that the House of Representatives will launch a formal impeachment inquiry into Donald Trump, raising the stakes on ongoing investigations and giving the House more homework.

With so many impeachable offenses to choose from, Pelosi cited one as her reason for upping the ante: the whistleblower complaint about Trump's call with the president of Ukraine.

Trump openly admitted to urging Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky about Joe Biden and his son in order to weaken Biden's presidential campaign. Days before, Trump told his Chief of Staff to withhold military aid to Ukraine setting up a possible quid-pro-quo.

Here's what you need to know.

What even is "impeachment"? Are there peaches involved?

Impeachment has nothing to do with fruit, but everything to do with the Constitution's remedy for holding presidents accountable. The Constitution tasks the Legislative Branch (aka Congress) with oversight of the Executive Branch (aka the president).

Article II, Section 4 says, “The President, Vice President and all Civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors.”

Congress has the sole authority to punish the president, but it takes a lot to get there.

How does it work?

In the past, the House Judiciary Committee has held investigations, and then recommend articles of impeachment—basically a presidential rap sheet—to the whole House. The investigations often involve hearings, broadcasted on TV for everyone to see.

Then the House votes on whether or not to kick the alleged criminal out of the White House.

Much like how a bill needs to pass both the House and Senate in order to become law, the Senate has to put its stamp on impeachment, through what is known as an impeachment trial.

An impeachment trial is like a regular criminal trial, but rather than a judge, its overseen by the chief justice of the Supreme Court (and the defendant is the frickin' president).

Has a president ever been impeached before?

You may remember from Bill Clinton in 1998—or Andrew Johnson in 1868 if you're magically that old—that presidents have been impeached in the House, only to be acquitted to be Senate.

Richard Nixon decided to resign rather than endure the process, literally peacing out on the White House lawn.

What is even the point of going through this process if the Senate is stacked with Republican cronies?

Impeachment is not only a process through which to remove a president. There are benefits to the journey—not just the destination.

Democrats have the opportunity to control the news cycle, rather than let the national news be determined by whatever Trump tweets on the toilet.

As TV critic James Poniewozik notes, impeachment hearings make for must see TV. They give Democrats the opportunity to air out Trump's crimes for everyone to see, making them impossible to ignore going into the 2020 election.

There's also something to telling Trump that his behavior is unacceptable, and warning future presidents not to run wild with power.

As Pelosi said in her statement: "no one is above the law."

Plus, there is still a slight possibility that Republicans will stand up to Trump, even if it's only to save their own a**es.

Not everybody in the country wears a MAGA hat, and Republicans are up for reelection, too.

Oh, and this should hopefully temper Trump's behavior going into 2020.

In a piece for Vox, Zack Beauchamp wrote about how the Ukraine scandal makes a better case for impeachment the Russia one:

The goal is no longer retrospective accountability, holding the president responsible for past misdeeds. It is stopping his current behavior. The hope would be that impeachment would bring so much attention and scrutiny to Trump’s Ukraine push that he cannot get away with undermining yet another election.

In conclusion, buckle up. It's going to be a crazy year of this:

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