College campuses are dramatic enough when you just look at all the student romances, coming of age drug trips, and existential break downs that come from growing up. But on most college campuses, the interpersonal student drama is just the tip of the iceberg.
Professors, while buttoned up from the outside, can be some of the shadiest and most sinister characters out there. We've all heard whispers of professors sleeping with students and creating untenable power dynamics, but those are far from the juiciest college scandal stories out there.
In a popular Reddit thread, professors from colleges across the world shared the behind-the-scenes drama their students didn't know about.
1. schwoooo's collegeagues went all in.
Professors were purchasing tricked out laptops with their budgets shortly before leaving the university. The university in turn would let the professors purchase the hardware for a song because it was “used”. We’re talking 2000-3000€ machines being purchased 6 months down the line for 500€. Someone finally caught onto to this scheme and now nobody can purchase the used hardware.
2. tokyoderp's school doesn't leave much room for empathy.
I work for a prominent University in Japan. My Japanese colleagues tend to follow all rules very strictly and blindly follow manuals. One day an American professor had to rush to the US to see his dying mother. The staff members of class operations called him as he was grieving asking him to still teach classes and review reports. Obviously, the lack of empathy and inflexibility lead the professor to take his bags and work for another school...students never knew the true reason why he stopped teaching.
3. Thaedael's professor was dealing with deep trauma.
My teacher was Syrian. He was practically always at university, always tired, always acting off. Would sleep in his office, would forget to hand back assignments, would mix up basic things, cry randomly in the hallway. We later found out his family was being held hostage back home while he was teaching in Canada.
4. harlz1401's school had monsters on staff.
A former health sciences lecturer and her husband were arrested for keeping a man as a slave, locked up in their garden shed for 4 years and making him do renovations on their house.
5. greyhoundsrfast used to have hookups to the best moonshine.
Night shift janitor made some really good moonshine. Some of the professors and grad students would leave cash in our top desk drawers when we left work, and the next day, a mason jar of hand-made shine would be waiting there.
He's since moved on from that department, but was good people.
6. Nightxp had recycling drama at work.
Research fellow at University of Exeter (UK) here, we recently had all our office bins removed as part of a new policy to try and improve recycling. Got lots of mass E-mails replying with tons of sass and annoyance. One professor just replied “What next! Do you expect us to drive to the local skip!?”
Tbh it just really annoying not having a bin in our shared office.
The worst part is now everyone brings in their own plastic bags to use as a temporary bin for the day and then we end up having a ton of people trying to get them into one bin that is shared by the floor.
Edit: apologies folks! Completely forgot about our English term “Skip” it’s basically a dumpster but we also refer/call our local recycling centres skips too... only just now realizing that ‘skip’ is such an odd phrase when you don’t know what it means.
7. Agnol117 got an inside peek one summer.
I worked for the maintenance department one summer while in college, and got exposed to a lot of the drama in that department. Highlights include:
The school deciding that they didn’t want to deal with the union anymore, so they started hiring for all non-teaching positions as temps, then firing them after six months and rehiring them thirty days later. This was done because temps didn’t have to be union, and also because once a large enough percentage of employees were non-union, they could start hiring non-union employees on a permanent basis.
8. tdc8557's dean was a movie villain waiting to happen.
I worked at a large university and right before I started, the long time dean of the school went on sabbatical. I didn’t think anything of it until two months later when I found out that the university forced him to take time off because he blew almost all of the schools budget on fancy dinners with donors (were talking like $1000+ on alcohol heavy meals), showed up to official university events high off cocaine, and kept a second admin assistant as essentially his sex Slave.
He had a private bathroom with a shower installed in his office. He sent the school into a major budget crisis and was a PR disaster waiting to happen. It was a huge mess. The acting dean who stepped in got a lot of shit for how much damage control she had to do.
Ultimately he returned a few years later just as a part time faculty member. But still, totally wild.
9. ValithWest's professor had a stalker.
One of our male English professors was being stalked by a female student, to the point he had to get a restraining order against her. The only reason my class knew was because she saw him in the hallway, entered our classroom and made a huge scene the first day of class, and security had to be called to make her leave. After that, the door was always locked for that class and whoever was in the back row were scouters to let in late students. He also had to cancel class to go to court for the situation at least once.
10. dadadawn's English department was a modern Shakespearian drama.
In the English department, one of the professors got arrested for domestic violence, divorced his wife, then got another english professor pregnant and eventually married her. And they all saw each other at department meetings. Super awkward.
Edit to clarify: The husband and original wife were both professors. He had an affair with another English professor. Wife found out and there was a major fight, cops were called, he was arrested for DV but I believe the charges were dropped. He filed for divorce, moved in with the other professor, got her pregnant, and he and the ex were still fighting over child support and alimony when I left. I was the pregnant professor's TA, but I was definitely Team Original Wife.
11. BlazingBeagle's school had a murder scandal.
Two professors arrested for meth production, one for murdering his wife with lab supplies, another stepped down quietly for embezzlement.
And that's how we replaced half our chemistry department in a year.
12. LodgePoleMurphy had wholesome grading drama.
Grades came out. At that time they were printed. The "burster" the device that cut the grade cards up into a mailable format, has a torn belt. We could not in any way get a replacement belt from the manufacturer so we measured how long the belt needed to be. Then we went to an auto parts store and looked a a lot of belts before we settled on one and bought it. It fit the "burster" and we had all the grade cards mailed that night.
13. Romanticon's buddy had a professor die on them.
When I was going through my PhD program, a buddy of mine had his professor DIE on him. Young guy, in his forties, got hit by a car. Boom.
Not-so-fun fact: when a professor dies, their grants go away. If a grad student is on the verge of finishing (just writing up their results), they can sometimes hop to another lab and get by. My friend, however, was only in his second year.
He had to start over with a new project in a new lab. Essentially lost two years of his life on a project that yielded absolutely nothing.
Woo, grad school, so uplifting!
14. scarytm can no longer trust chemists.
In our chemistry department a few years back, a grad student who was failing started poisoning another graduate student they worked with closely by putting carcinogens in their foods and drinks. Colourless, odorless, flavourless, thanks to his chemistry knowledge. He was eventually caught and I'm not sure what happened to him, thrown out for sure, perhaps arrested.
Another year a grad student pushed another student down a flight of steps to try to kill them.
Chemists are crazy
15. jingle_hore's professor was in some classic drama.
Prominent professor was sleeping with his students. Actually, he met his wife that way, and then had a huge issue with dating OTHER students after getting married. Lawsuits were threatened, he resigned and moved 3000 (edit- this was exaggerated by about 2000) miles away very quickly. No news, no public info released....it was all just known through the grapevine of staff.
Edit - it was in the midwest, but it seems this happens at every school based on comments. No, I'm not going to say where.
16. SomberBlueSky's department head doctors the grades.
Our heads of department or course directors would purposely keep dragging students (the act of pulling a student through their studies) even though they'd fail most classes. They'd purposely grade the student just above a pass even though the content of work was astonishingly bad because if they left or dropped out it'd look bad on the courses stats and drop out rate, not to mention the university not getting the student loan money.
From there, of course statistics would be ridiculously high for that particular degree so they'd then 'sell' this to prospective students and parents. This is currently still going on.
Source: am a lecturer at a university and yes it disgusts me.
Edit: I'm a UK based lecturer, not from the US.
17. disqeau's professor was on another level.
A professor was hired to start a research center/institute, got paid a lot of money and came in with tenure. He was fucking weird to begin with, but as time went on it became apparent that he wasted all the funds intended for starting the center - nothing was happening but the accounts were diminishing. The whistleblower hotline was provided with a bunch of data that strongly suggested he was funneling a lot of that money to a company owned in part by his brother, in addition to a lot of blatant and casual misuse of funds (buying personal and convenience stuff for himself and staff).
Things started heating up and they called him in for a hearing about it. The very next day we found an indignant letter announcing his resignation and accusing the entire department and college of unethical behavior slipped under the door. He skipped out in the middle of the night leaving a big pile of deliberately damaged equipment in his office.
The university didn't pursue him. I believe it was because they were in the middle of a scandal involving faculty* and students in another department and just didn't want to hear about it.
Students were completely unaware.
*Edit: neglected to mention that the other departments scandal revolved around alleged faculty misconduct with minors off-campus.
18. neuromorph's professor was pretty much Walter White.
My PI (professor) for grad school had his lab raided by the FBI. This happened long before I joined.
Apparently, one of his first or second class of grad students in the 80's/90's decided that they wanted to use lab resources to brew some meth. Very easy to do with the equipment we have. From what I am told, this student would stay late in lab after others had left, to get this done.
In Breaking Bad style, he fences his drugs to some distributor and thought that was the end of it. the purity of his drugs was enough that they were able to trace it back from the streets to him and the lab.
A sting operation shut down the lab, while the dust settled, and my professor was cleared of all wrong doing, since none of this was under his direct control, and all campus resources were being misused by the student.
State "Intelligence Bureau" told the professor that it was the largest and purest operation they had seen in the state at this time.