Is there anything juicier than a secret you're not legally allowed to tell?! Any deeply guarded secret carries more weight psychologically, regardless of how petty or intense it actually is. So naturally, being contractually obligated to an NDA (non-disclosure agreement) immediately makes the secrets behind it more alluring and difficult to keep under wraps.
Luckily, most NDAs have a shelf-life either overtly written into the contract or subliminally understood, so if you spill 15-year-old tea you are likely safe from repercussions.
In a recent Reddit thread, people with expired NDAs shared their secrets and they range from culinary to military.
1. Synched2020 was privy to military secrets.
Had to sign an NDA in order to reforest an artillery range that was last active in the 1920's, just in case we found some high tech military secrets from 90 years ago.
2. momo871 worked for a scientology school.
That the charter school I taught for was in reality a Scientologist school. We had to do training in Scientology after school for two hours a day. We had to sign a NDA to get our $1000 “bonus” for doing the non-elective training. Those parents had no idea the school was Scientology.
We did not teach them how to be Scientologists, but we certainly used the terminology and ol L. Ron’s ideas. This was about 25 years ago before we knew much about Scientology. I didn’t buy in and I wasn’t invited back the following year. The school dissolved about 4 years later.
3. zilfondel worked for Elon Musk.
Sure. I was on the team that designed SpaceX's Starlink factory in Redmond Washington that never got built. From start of project to finish it only took 4 weeks, a record!
SpaceX also wanted a 50 foot deep hole in the middle of the building, but we weren't told why. Building was around 80,000 sqft.
Also, Elon likes to have a back door on all of his factories for which only he has a key so that he can secretly enter the building and watch the goings on from a little alcove above the floor.
Mine isn't expired but I don't care, they can come after me if they want.
Honeymoon at a Sandals resort and it went bad. Not like some people's where it involved rape but personal belongings were destroyed, kicked out of the room we got moved to after ours was no longer safe to stay in, that sort of stuff. The NDA says we are not allowed to acknowledge we were ever even on the island.
Jokes on them, I had no interest in posting about it until they presented us with the NDA that said we couldn't. Thanks for the idea!
5. dangthatsnasty's landlord needed them to stay mum about the NDA drama.
My old landlord building company paid all expenses for me to break my lease, move out and get all my possessions heat treated after I came back from study abroad to bedbug infestation. They didn't want other residents to know if they threatened to sue they could get their stuff treated.
6. Baron_Greyfallow knows the hidden voice commands.
If you have a comcast voice remote and you say, "Make Robert Happy." It will turn the TV to Doctor Who. There used to be a lot of hidden voice commands in the system. We had to take a lot of them out over time, but that one is still in there.
Edit: A couple people have asked me who Robert is. He is one of the software engineers working on the voice remote system. As a proof of concept early on he put that in, and just never removed it.
Edit 2: Some people are asking for another one. If you say "Big Boss" it'll make your TV go to an empty page left over for the Minions movie and make your tv play a minion noise. It seems they removed a lot of them, but that one is still there too.
7. cisco54 served on a board that had kidnap ransom insurance.
I served on a board that had kidnap ransom insurance for all the board members. A condition of the insurance was that we could tell no one that we had kidnap ransom insurance.
8. wickedgoogely worked in banking during the 2008 crash.
Used to be in banking. IT. Mid 2008 and the subprime mortgage crisis hits. Banks start failing everywhere. Not ours.
So one days my boss calls and says go to room xyz on the executive floor and don’t tell anyone or talk to anyone. I walk in proudly in my high class duck heads from Target and an Izod. Suits all around. Expensive suits. CEO, CFO, legal. And the SEC. they had a stack of papers for me to sign. Multiple NDAs as well as “I won’t buy stock” and other investment stuff. Multiple secrecy documents.
I was being put on a “Mergers and Acquisitions” team. Basically any bank that was failing was sold to bigger banks to gobble up. This was all to protect the market of course.
So basically about every two to three weeks for almost a year I would be minding my own business at work and randomly get a call. I would have to go to a room with no windows where a small team that would include the CFO was given a failing banks details by the SEC and we had 24 hours to decide if we wanted to buy it. Then we had to pack our bags and go seize the bank with the feds. All my buddies knew that when I was in that room shit was about to go down. But I could never talk about it until after the event and by then we were usually on to the next one.
It was a crazy time to be in banking. Watching the president of an 8 branch local bank piss his pants when the feds walk in and he realizes he’s not only out of a job but has lost his life’s savings is not fun.
9. monstermash420_69's coworker got fired after chilling with Katt Williams.
Nothing wild, worked for a luxury hotel that celebrities frequented when in the area.
We had Katt Williams on property when he was still touring and popular. Apparently our housekeeping manager walked into check how the cleaning of his room was going and to her surprise the lady who was supposed to be cleaning was kicked back smoking a blunt with the guy. Hilarity ensued and she was canned but got a f*cking story out of it at least.
10. Hobbit893's daycare worker almost killed them.
I was given a near fatal overdose of Tylenol as a toddler at a daycare called la petite. The young worker walked away when I was on a diaper changing table when I rolled over and fell off. I ended up breaking my femur and was understandably wailing my little cubby head off. She was afraid to get fired so she kept feeding me pain killers until I stopped crying. Turns out that's a bad thing. Well safe to say I spent over a week in the hospital and some time in a full body cast.
My legs grow got stunted just enough to make my legs just a bit shorter that my torso in portion. Medical bills were paid and I got 25,000 dollars in an annuity. Plus the girl got fired but no prosecuted. My parents refused to press charges on her cause they believe in second chances and forgiveness.
11. had0c knows the truth about assisted suicide.
Opiates are used for assisted suicide all of the time in countries that do not allow it.
12. TheNorthernNoble knows the tea about TigerDirect.
TigerDirect was once a pretty successful computer hardware store in North America. There was a whole shitstorm of reasons why their brick and mortar stores collapsed quite quickly. Some of that information is public.
However, I know they were being sued for shamelessly trying to force their clients' to buy an antivirus software that was in fact just a well dressed virus. It dramatically impacted system performance, it didn't really do anything more than Defender, it was alarmingly expensive and ultimately didn't actually work without paying a ton of additional fees. More worryingly, once your credit card information was recorded it continued to charge you even if you canceled the subscription, and your fees were astronomically higher after a few months. And it was notoriously a problem to remove.
Calling their help line for help only resulted in their agents refusing to help you unless you gave them your credit card info and more money. So;
Want to use the software? Gonna be more money. Want help using the software? More money. Want to stop using the software? More money. Already giving them money? More money it is then.
Employees who questioned this software were terminated. They were forced to sell it and fired if they did not sell a substantial amount. It went so far that the stores stopped carrying any other antivirus just to prevent sales of anything but.
Couple this with illegal firing practices, with the company considering reselling computers abandoned at their tech bench back to new people, some employment violations... And that's just the stuff I know about. There's more, but I wasn't privy to it all.
They like to cite the decline of brick and mortar stores and the succes of their online store, but I haven't seen any other brick and mortar stores for competition closing (actually the opposite!). And focusing all your eggs on the, 'let's compete with NewEgg' basket doesn't seem wise either. I am almost certain their collapse was due to overwhelming lawsuits and or an attempt to avoid more by almost dissolving, but like I said, I know only of the lawsuits and violations that happened in my district, not necessarily the whole chain.
13. decentwriter works for Netflix and knows how down to the wire they are.
I work on a popular show for Netflix that only finishes their episodes like five days before they’re released. People seem to think they’re batch completed and they have the entire show ready to go.
14. Mincedfire's uncle has a non-compete that lasts after death.
Unrelated but my uncle has a non-compete that lasts two years past his death.
E: it is two years past whenever he dies. His date of passing is not a known piece of data or plan.
15. GLaDOs18's friend was asked to stay mum about financial crimes.
My friend signed one that has since expired. It had something to do with higher ups in his company skimming off the top and making a SHITTON of money before they got caught. My friend got involved because he told his manager that he found a ton of money missing from one transaction or it hadn't been released yet or something like that. He was quite shook up about it for a few weeks.
16. Goblette has the celebrity tea.
Not an NDA but I wasn't allowed to talk about our celebrity guests at the hotel I worked. Not working there anymore so:
J.K. Rowling smokes cigars
Michael Bay is an OK dude
George Michael was a bit of a tosser
Robert Downey Jr. is incredibly down to earth (I worked the bar, he was very straightforward about him not drinking)
Heston Blumenthal is really nice, even if a bit demanding.
17. bigcig knows Drake's biggest fear.
All my of NDAs come from working in film and video production so there really isn't too much juicy shit but the one thing that has always stuck with me is: Jessica Chastain gets whatever the fuck she wants whenever the fuck she wants it.
to add, totally forgot, Drake is terrified of Owls.
18. RhinestoneHousewife has the scoop on memorial dog cottages.
Pasado's Safe Haven oversold their memorial dog cottages. So when a donor (they cost $10,000) came to visit their dog's memorial cottage that they donated $10,000 for, Pasado's would have to swap out the memorial plaque. Super shitty.
**Edited for clarification
This isn't a pet cemetery. With a $10,000 donation, people got to sponsor a rescue dog by paying for a 'cabin' for them to live in. That $10,000 donation came with a 'This cabin was provided by a donation in the memory of (dog name here),' type plaque. They sold more $10,000 donations than they had cabins.
19. i-9 has some cult intel.
Worked at a printing company outside DC in the late 90s/early 00s. We did work for the government from time to time. We printed materials for the investigation into the Branch Davidian Cult in Waco, TX. There was tons of aerial photos of the compound and for some reasons David Koresh owned many many Camaros. They were mostly old beat up ones, but there were a few dozen on the compound.
20. cega9110's friend got a pretty payout.
Someone I know signed a NDA with a fruit company because her phone caught fire during the night while charging with official hardware. She got paid in the six figures to not talk about it after reporting the issue and got to discuss it with high ranking officer of said company.
21. theFoot58's father-in-law has a wild backstory.
My wife was born in Vietnam, her mother met and married a Navy officer, and he adopted my wife and her sister, and got them all out of Vietnam in 1972, saving their lives. The majority of my mother in law’s family were well off business people, and were ethnically Chinese, and were executed by the communists.
My wife’s dad passed away long ago, and my wife never did learn very much about his time in the Navy, all she could tell me was he was involved with submarines.
Three years ago we visited my wife’s mom in Hawaii, and she gave us a trove of stuff, pictures and papers she thought were related to his navy career. The first thing I find is his service record.
Holy shit, my wife’s dad was a bad ass. Joined the Navy in 1940, was chief mechanic on submarines during WWII, earns three battle stars. Then all kinds of work on advanced submarines , then later in his career some really weird assignments, like hauling stuff up to Alaska for defense radar sites, or decommissioning ships that were used in nuclear bomb tests.
It took a couple of weeks, but one day I noticed that his naval career ended in 1960, but my wife said he was a naval commander when he met my wife’s mother???
I asked my wife about this, and she was a bit confused. I asked what his uniform was like, and she says “khaki pants, white shirt” .
I tell her that it doesn’t sound like he was in the Navy and she must be mistaken. Then she tells me this beauty, “no he had to be in the navy, because he went somewhere in a submarine and came back with crabs, I had to translate the argument between him and my mom”
I’m really confused now so I look at some other paperwork we had from the trove. There was a folder that contained some certificates from a Chicago based air conditioning repair program, plus a certificate for electrical work, dated 1961.
Then the real answer revealed it self, it was his employment documentation for USAID.
Turns out my wife’s adoptive father was CIA station chief in Saigon during the Vietnam war, and she never knew. Her dad never revealed anything
EDIT: I no longer think he was station chief, just CIA who had people reporting to him.
22. HumanlyCapable knows that Pimp My Ride is fake.
I was once on the camera crew of Pimp My Ride and most of the show is fake. The guys knew ahead of time that we were arriving, the car had to be fully paid off, and most of the work done has to be paid for in almost full.
23. what_the_a has all the baking secrets.
I had to sign a non-compete and NDA when I worked at a successful local bakery. We didn’t sell anything super extravagant, kinda your normal stuff like cookies, brownies, cake, cupcakes, croissants. The most complicated thing we did was candy bars but even they weren’t patisserie level. The NDA was just to ensure that we didn’t share/take her recipes and start our own business, which is totally reasonable.
We could tell people the ingredients because of allergies and whatnot but not specific brands or recipes. People would come in and make conversation by asking what our secret was to such amazing treats, ya know, just being complimentary and not really expecting me to spell out the recipes. I’d always playfully say “oh, well, you know I can’t tell you that!” Or to the more chill/fun customers I’d say “I’d tell you but then I’d have to kill you.”
Some people really wanted to know though and I’d have to tell them I actually legally can’t talk about it. It’s interesting how when some people realize they’re not allowed to know, they get ravenous about getting the information. I had someone trying to sneak in our kitchen storeroom to try and deduce something.
The big secret? Good quality ingredients and basic baking technique. Literally that’s it. People could easily find recipes online of close approximations of anything she made and recreate them to a comparable level if they bought good ingredients and learned pretty basic baking skills.
24. JustGimmeAnyOldName caught the counterfeiters because of a spelling error.
The State of Oklahoma once busted a counterfeit check ring because the individuals misspelled Oklahoma on the front of some checks. They were damn near perfect copies with valid account, check and amount numbers and were caught when an employee who ran a reader/sorter machine noticed a rejected check with the spelling Oaklahoma. I was that employee and had to testify in court regarding finding the checks. I think I'm still not supposed to talk about certain details, even though it was a long time ago.
25. ThePrevailer's grandma kept those secrets only to find them in a comic book store later.
Grandpa worked with satellites in the 50s, 60s for the air force. Like, "if you tell anyone anything about these, we'll execute you for treason" stuff.
He walked into a comic book store in the 90s and found trading cards with all the info he was sworn to guard decades earlier.
26. hometimrunner has the Outback secrets.
Outback Steakhouse's recipe for Macaroni and Cheese:
Throw it in a saute pan and melt the cheese.
BAM! Outback Mac and Cheese :)
Edit: just for clarification, this is the old recipe. I left the company in 2003. The newer recipe has cavatappi pasta and spices and crispy topping.