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Venue posts phone call exposing bride for lying about being forced to hold wedding during pandemic.

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The COVID-19 pandemic may be putting a stop to wedding celebrations all over the world, but it hasn't managed to entirely put a stop to "bridezilla" behavior. One bride, furious at having her wedding rescheduled due to coronavirus, slammed her wedding venue online, claiming they tried to force her to go through with her wedding in the midst of the pandemic. The wedding venue has since responded, denying her claims, and sharing the receipts to prove it.

In a lengthy blog post, the bride first accused the venue of insisting on "business as usual" for her March 20th wedding in Georgia, against CDC guidelines and despite the governor declaring a state of emergency.

The bride said she wrote the blog post because she wanted to "warn future brides" against using this venue, which she claimed puts "money over people":

This blog post is simply an effort to warn future brides in how this venue handled a wedding at an unprecedented time during a global pandemic and possibly prevent another bride from going through a similar experience.

She claimed that the venue tried to bully her into moving ahead with her wedding, knowing she would have to cancel and they would get to keep the money:

In other words, [they] continued to insist that they were ready and able to proceed with our wedding on March 21st knowing full well that it couldn’t happen but per their contract, if I canceled it would allow them to keep my money. Simply put, The Greystone Estate’s ‘money over safety’ approach allowed it to exploit the coronavirus pandemic to collect enormous, un-earned profits at the expense of an option-less and heartbroken bride.

She said the venue did offer her the option of rescheduling, but only for a "Tuesday or Wednesday" in 2020, or else she would have to "forfeit the money already paid."

The post was widely shared by the bride's family and friends on Facebook, and the venue says they received so many "hateful" messages and bad reviews, that they were forced to take down their Facebook page.

Then yesterday, the wedding venue reactivated their Facebook page and responded to the bride's accusations in a post, vehemently denying that they tried to force her to go through with her wedding.

They also shared a voicemail from the bride that proves their case and exposes her for lying. *sips tea*

Dear Friends, We are reopening our Facebook after a former bride took to social media making false accusations in an...

Posted by The Greystone Estate on Saturday, May 2, 2020

In the post, The Greystone Estate explains that the bride's accusation caused them to receive "hateful mails, posts, and bad reviews" as well as negative media attention.

Dear Friends,

We are reopening our Facebook after a former bride took to social media making false accusations in an attempt to discredit and cripple our business. She created a website, made numerous Instagram stories, Facebook posts, a BBB claim, and encouraged her followers to leave negative reviews on media outlets. We had to close and limit our social media accounts during this time.

Her Facebook post, with a link to her website, was shared over 800 times. Traffic to our website increased 1500%. We have continued to receive hateful emails, posts, and bad reviews. Additionally, she has reached out to the media, particularly WSB and the AJC. The false accusations need to end. In order to reopen our Facebook page, we need to set the story straight.

They say they received an "antagonistic" phone call from the bride's mother on March 15th, and that their wedding planner was "verbally abused" by the bride.

On March 15th, after receiving an antagonistic phone call from the bride’s mother and discovering that our wedding planner was verbally abused by the bride, I made the decision that, for our protection, we should record the follow-up phone conversation with the bride (legal under Georgia’s one party consent law).

The venue says their decision to share a phone conversation with the bride is a "defensive" move to protect their business, after they first asked the bride to retract her statements but received no reply.

We are sharing this phone recording with you. Please know that before making this post we asked the bride to retract her statements so this would not be necessary, but we received no reply.

This post is a defensive response. In no way is it our intent to harm this bride. On the contrary, we remain compassionate toward her. She has made this response necessary in order for us to regain our reputation.

We trust that when people hear the truth, they will cease to believe the lies. The phone recording of our conversation is below, along with a list of her accusations and our responses.

PHONE RECORDING: https://bit.ly/3danlZK
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The venue also lays out each of the bride's "false" claims along with their explanation of what really happened.

BRIDE: Only Mondays and Tuesdays were offered
VENUE: In her media campaign, she claims we offered rescheduling only to Mondays and Tuesdays. However, in the phone call recording, she clearly understands Fridays and Sundays were offered, along with a potential Saturday, September 26th.

BRIDE: Her wedding was not able to be held
VENUE: For March 21, 2020 there was a CDC suggestion to limit gatherings, but no mandatory closings. Legally we were obligated to fulfill our contract. Even so, we offered her the ability to reschedule as late as the day before her wedding.

BRIDE: We tried to force her to cancel
VENUE: We did not force her to cancel her wedding. To the contrary, on the phone call we made it clear we were able to have her wedding and were equally willing to reschedule. Additionally, in her texts to us and her Instagram stories she self-labeled herself a Bridezilla and admitted to verbal attacks. Though within our legal right, we did not invoke the Bridezilla clause (common in venue contracts). Because of the virus, we wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt.

BRIDE: We were charging her a rescheduling fee
VENUE: We were not charging her a rescheduling fee. The only possible fees would be those paid to third parties. For example, reordering linens and cake if she delayed in her decision to reschedule as those items have deadlines and if ordered once would need to be ordered for her new date. We also were not going to charge her to replace the wedding planner.

BRIDE: She was left out of a mass email with available dates
VENUE: Our March 15th phone conversation ended with her saying she would think about rescheduling. On March 16th we began sending out available rescheduling dates to all brides affected by the Coronavirus. Since each bride had a different wedding planner and unique deadline (based on their wedding date), we sent a unique copy of that email to each bride. The first of these emails we sent at 10:53am and the last one we sent was at 12:29pm. We received a cancellation request from the bride's email at 11:34am, so we did not include her on the rest of the emails being sent out.

BRIDE: We ghosted her
VENUE: We were always readily available to her via email, text, phone, and communicated with her on many occasions. On March 17th, the bride emailed us with instructions to no longer communicate with her.

The venue is now being flooded with positive comments, criticizing the bride for her behavior, and praising the venue for how they handled it.

Welp, that took a turn!

Looks like revenge is a dish best served with a side of RECEIPTS.


21 of the funniest tweets from parents whose kids have lost their minds in quarantine.

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Being cooped up for weeks, now months, in quarantine is taking its toll on everyone's sanity right now. But parents quarantined with kids may be taking the hardest hit. Kids tend to get restless and bored even without a global pandemic, so naturally being stuck inside has driven many of them up the wall. In some cases quite literally.

Luckily, many parents are managing to find humor in the madness. Here are 20 of the funniest tweets from parents whose kids are losing it in quarantine:

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Man receives backlash for tweet about making very pregnant wife work out when she was tired.

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With widespread lockdowns and an ongoing worldwide pandemic, we're all under a lot of stress. Most people are trying to give their loved ones leeway when it comes to work, life or fitness goals.

Well, not this dad-to-be.

A man going by Travis D. Hughes on Twitter went viral this weekend after he boasted about his ability to make his wife work out without "resenting her" or "whining about it." As if the forced exercise wasn't questionable enough, his wife is seven months pregnant.

Someone please check on this lady!

"My wife, who is almost 7 mos. pregnant, wasn't in the mood to work out this morning," he wrote. Okay, end of story, right? Wrong.

"So, rather than lecture to her, resent her, or whine about it," he continued, "I threw on the exercise video and did it with her. Our kids saw us and joined in." Wow, a true American hero.

"No one talks about this part of marriage/dating," he added. Um, dude, that's because forced workouts are not a normal part of marriage or dating.

The condemnation came quickly.

Comedian Amber C. Rollo laid out what he was doing in plain terms:

Ob-GYN Dr. Jennifer Gunter asked him a simple question, which he couldn't believe she wanted an answer to:

Others took issue with the fact that he not only thought this was normal, but wanted a pat on the back for it:

Some women got real about all the EXTREMELY VALID REASONS why a pregnant woman might not feel like working out:

Many couldn't believe that he thought the alternative to forcing his wife to work out included lecturing, whining and resentment:

Despite the fact that almost no one was on his side, the man logged back into Twitter to further explain and dig himself in even deeper.

He still doesn't understand that it's pretty psychopathic behavior to resent your pregnant wife for skipping a workout.

Yeah, I'm no doctor but I don't think you can develop gestational diabetes from skipping one workout.

Let's hope his wife sees all the responses and realizes it's okay for her to take a rest day or several!

Man asks if he's wrong for not getting girlfriend birthday cake due to lockdowns.

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In the midst of a worldwide pandemic, it can be hard to summon the willpower to do much of anything.

One boyfriend is in the doghouse after he failed to get his girlfriend a birthday cake. He asked the people of Reddit whether pandemic-induced stress and store closures are an acceptable excuse, or if he's just an a-hole.

The couple lives in New York City, the epicenter of the outbreak, so things are tough:

I am 31M, she's 34F, we're both in NYC. Her birthday was last Monday. I didn't get her a cake because we live in NYC and everything is in lockdown.

The girlfriend has been upset for days because he didn't make the effort t olocate a cake:

She's extremely upset that I didn't even call the local bakery and try. I called when she told me how upset she was and they told me they aren't doing cakes right now.

He claims making a cake wasn't an option:

I don't know how to bake. I'm extremely overwhelmed with the quarantine experience and with my job situation. I tried to make her birthday still feel special by making her a nice breakfast in the morning and ordering dinner from her favorite nice restaurant.

The girlfriend can't get over it:

She was and remains inconsolable. She won't really really talk to me, she keeps telling me she's just hurt. If we were not in lockdown, I 100% would have gotten her a cake or taken her out for a fun event. The only reason this was lame was quarantine. Is that not a valid reason? AITA?

Most people agree that he could've done something, whether that something was making his own cake badly or tracking down anything resembling a baked good in a story.

User jimmyjrdanceparty asked whether the girlfriend had laid out her expectations beforehand (and pointed out that baking a cake isn't rocket science):

Did she tell you specifically that having a cake was super important to her?

FYI if you can follow basic instructions, you can bake.

The boyfriend responded, saying:

I told her I was too overwhelmed by the prospect of baking a cake and she told me to check with the local bakery.

Logizmo called BS on that:

There's literally 4 steps on the back of a Betty Crocker box my dude. I'm sorry but you are completely [the a-hole] here, you couldn't take 20 minutes out of your day to mix some cake powder with water and shove it in the oven?

I wonder what other tasks, that a child can do, you get "overwhelmed" by

They added that the girlfriend clearly was more bothered by the lack of effort than the lack of cake:

also it's pretty clear your girlfriend didn't care as much about there being no cake, but that she had to ask you to even try. I'm sure if you'd called the bakery beforehand she wouldn't be as upset, but this way she knows for a fact you didn't try at all

Many, like kam076, agree the problem is that he didn't make an effort:

People appreciate effort.

I know you said you don’t know how to bake and you were overwhelmed. But you took the chicken route.

What you should have done was tried to make a simple packet mix cake. Nothing too fancy or fiddly. Just follow the directions. If you can cook, you can make packet mix cake.

A crappy cake is better than no cake at all, they added:

And if you manage to bork it up you give her the borked cake with an apology and tell her how much you love her and that you tried, and laugh about how terrible it is.

And spirality5 pointed out that there are many cake-esque options out there:

Or even a frozen dessert from the grocery store. That’s actually what my boyfriend did for my birthday a few weeks ago, after I said I was kind of bummed out to have decided against getting my favorite cake this year. The store it’s from is open, but I couldn’t justify making an extra trip out for something so nonessential.

HashtagExcited also pointed out this issue could've been tackled in advance:

it’s an overwhelming time, but ordering a postmates delivery from MilkBar takes less that 5 minutes. Plus, you had ages in advance of the birthday to set it up - it didn’t have to be that morning.

Another NYC resident, doreimi, weighed in to confirm there are cakes aplenty in the city, even now:

I live in NYC and there are hundreds if not thousands of bakeries still delivering cakes in the city. You did not try hard at all. While she should have made it clear to you before her Birthday if she was expecting a cake, you could still easily have gone on Seamless the day of and searched "cake" and gotten multiple results.

Still, at least one person, upinthecrowsnest, argued that the girlfriend is being a little bit of a baby:

I’m normal circumstances I’d say [you're not the a-hole] as adults “should” be able to handle minor, 1st world disappointment - HOWEVER, this pandemic is a grief cycle, and she is likely anxious, scared and in denial (wanting things to be “like normal”) tell her you understand. You’re sorry it’s this way (you don’t have to be apologising for your actions to empathise with a shitty circumstance). And then leave it with her. She will come around. It’s taking all of us extra time to process stuff atm.

UnicornCackle agrees:

A 34-year-old should be able to handle the disappointment of not having a birthday cake, especially with current world events.

Serenely Ko does, too:

What the hell? Why is it that all the top comments for posts recently are all “yOu’Re ThE aSsHoLe BeCaUsE qUaRaNtInE!”, but this dude who’s in arguably the most dangerous place IN THE WORLD for the virus right now is expected to make a fairytale birthday for his girlfriend?

He made her breakfast. He got him a nice dinner. She needs to grow the hell up.

Still, most people agree that he should've put more effort in.

So if you've got a loved one's birthday coming up in quarantine, keep that in mind...

Mom shares video of 6-year-old singing an original song about butts and here are the 14 funniest reactions.

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The biggest quarantine question yet: What IS inside your butthole?...

When mom Lisa Rieffel-Dunn shared a video of her 6-year-old daughter, Jolee, stalling bedtime with a stunning serenade about life's greatest questions, the internet was overjoyed. The song vent viral on Twitter gathering over 300,000 likes and 6 million views.

The "I really want to know" bridge? The poetic lyrics, ""I wonder what's inside your butthole / Maybe there is astronauts / Maybe there is aliens / All inside your butthole." Genius. Insightful. Moving.

When interviewed by Buzzfeed, Jolee's mom said that while Jolee is aware that people have seen the video and like it, she isn't too impressed by that information unless Doja Cat has seen it. A true artist, writing songs for music and not fame...

Still, the internet can't get enough of "I Wonder What's Inside Your Butthole." This is the quarantine content we didn't know we needed...

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People were quick to respond with remixes and genuinely beautiful covers...

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Good luck, Jolee! You're destined to win a Grammy!

20 of the funniest email exchanges between college students and professors in quarantine.

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Global lockdown has made life weird for everyone, and the college experience is no exception. Students and professors accustomed to exchanging ideas on bustling campuses are now forced to finish courses over Zoom and email threads, and the looming uncertainty of the world has broken down many of the formalities between teacher and pupil.

Some professors have taken to riffing over email, while others have made it clear they'd far rather not be working, and students have found themselves firing off wrong emails on accident and completely losing their sense of time.

Naturally, the most entertaining college emails sent during quarantine have found their way to the internet where people can laugh in solidarity.

So, without further adieu, here are 20 of the funniest email exchanges between professors and students during quarantine so far.

1. This professor's thoughts on 420.

2. This professor's commitment to Animal Crossing.

3. This professor's appreciation of 420.

4. This professor's honesty about what they're going through, and how little they currently care about teaching.

5. This student's honesty about their quarantine sleeping schedule.

6. This student with the hard hitting questions.

7. Perhaps the most relatable exchange of all.

8. This professor's theory about teletubbies.

9. This professor's flair for the dramatic.

10. This professor who has most definitely watched
"Broad City."

11. This professor down to riff on Miss Rona.

12. This student who sent the wrong f-bomb laced email.

13. This professor's straight-forward approach.

14. This professor's climate change wordplay.

15. This student who received a beautiful email meant for their professor.

16. This professor's email addressing the dreaded word "moist."

17. This professor who completely lost their sense of time in quarantine.

18. This professor with Tiger King theories.

19. This professor sending soothing pictures of their bread.

20. This professor's motivational email.

30 women share the nicest thing a man has ever done for them.

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The internet is a great place to be exposed to the worst humanity has to offer, but it's also a place to learn about the best.

The Twitter account "She Rates Dogs" collects screenshots of texts that women receive from their sleazy exes, and it's been a great place to shame guys who deserve it.

The page decided to take a break from it's negative angle to ask its followers for stories about positive interactions with men.

Here are the most moving ones.

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17 of the funniest tweets about 'murder hornets' to help ease the sting.

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Sure, it might feel like everything is unhinged chaos right now and the world is on fire, the news is terrifying and we might never go outside again. Don't worry, though, "Murder hornets" is trending on Twitter...

If you're unfamiliar, "murder hornets," otherwise known as the Asian giant hornet, decapitate bees and destroy honeybee hives in hours like an oversized, winged horror-demon. While they have killed humans (particularly when provoked), they mostly stick to terrorizing bees. And, unless you've been avoiding all environment-related news, we actually really need bees!

Now, some people are worried that the murder hornet population in the United States is getting worse and when the nightmare-insects started trending on Twitter, so did the hilarious bee bits.

So, here are the funniest tweets we could find from people who have zero chill about "murder hornets."

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31 things that are considered normal in the U.S. that seem 'crazy' to non-Americans.

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Ammmmmurica! It's the land of "freedom fries" and the home of Florida, deep fried twinkies, and school shootings. We're raised thinking we're the "best" but a lot of people in other countries just think we're the most batsh*t crazy. And they might not be wrong. Someone asked Reddit: "what's the most American thing ever that if explained to a non-American might just sound crazy?" Both Americans and non-Americans weighed in on the many, many aspects of U.S. culture that seem "normal" to us but straight-up cuckoo bananas to people in other parts of the world.

Here are 31 things non-Americans find crazy that are as American as apple pie and heart disease:

1.) From FourWheelTiTan:

Not an American (Brit) but when I watch live streaming premier League on American channels (all legal of course) I honestly find the advertisements so strange, they're so...aggressive? I don't know if that's the right word but honestly it's a fun experience, the car adverts are the best.

2.) From MinimumEmotion7:

As a South African what amazed me was the competitors call each other out in advertisements. I couldn't believe it at first it seemed so unusual.

3.) From JustGingerStuff:

I'm from the NL and honestly I have many questions for the US

Most burning on tho is WHY ARE YOUR TOILET STALL DOORS SO DAMN HIGH ABOVE THE GROUND

HottieTaterThottie adds:

I don’t know and I’m still not used to it. The worst is the size of the cracks between the door. The amount of times I’ve made eye contact with someone while sitting on the toilet is more than I’d like...

4.) From SilentSamamander:

As a Brit, what shocked me was learning about just how huge your COLLEGE SPORTS games are. A university/college football (soccer) team game here might draw a crowd of a few hundred; a friend who went to the University of Texas told me their (American) football stadium seats 100,000. What the actual fuck.

5.) From Bro1616161616:

When I was in Tennessee as an exchange student for a year, I was surprised by the team sipirit of each High School. Like how there was a football game evry friday night and almost all of the school was there to cheer them on. That would never happen in my country..

6.) From Knoberchanezer:

Advertising prescription drugs to regular people on TV.

7.) From Dugan_8_my_couch:

Hospitals buy ad space on billboards. I’ve never left the country, but we must be the only country that has hospitals advertising like Burger King.

8.) From ishcapital:

Walmart you can get a haircut, buy a gun and amo, with your groceries

9.) From Tiny_cock_midget:

Florida

10.) From HangmansWay:

Play the national anthem at almost every event

11.) From kangarooninjadonuts:

Shooting a red sports car into space seemed like a pretty quintessentially American thing to do.

12.) From lizzie190607:

adverts for medication: you've got happy people and stuff in the ad and then:"it may cause death"

13.) From SFBushPig:

When purchasing an item, the listed price is actually NOT the amount you’ll have to pay at check out....it will be more

14.) From Matrozi:

One of my canadian friend told me that, back in 2003, when we (France) refused to take part in the war against Iraq, some congress cafeterias and some restaurant in the USA renamed "french fries" in "freedom fries".

I think it's the most passive aggressive AND american thing you could have done. Plus, fries come from Belgium, not France...

15.) From LeopoldParrot:

Health insurance. Premiums, deductibles, coinsurance, copays, out of pocket maximums, in-network, etc.

It's an insane amount of knowledge that you need to have to make a good decision about your health coverage. And no one teaches you any of this shit. You have to go and learn it yourself on the internet.

16.) From 90skid_on_Reddit:

The plus 5 above speed limit

17.) From TheTedk:

Still weirded out about refills and sizes of drinks specific to soda.

The low bar to get a drivers license.

Traveling between major cities the distances are insane especially just feeling completely alone in the middle of nowhere

18.) From Control_the_Chaos:

Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches, apparently.

Edit: I'm American, but I recently learned that much of the world finds PBnJ to be an odd combination.

19.) From jonnythe5th:

I was on a night train in Italy from Rome to Venice. I explained beef jerky and he asked me why we would do that to steak, and I was like blame the cowboys.

20.) From TJB2K3:

I live in a "right to hire" state. That basically means that, with a few exceptions, my employer can fire me at any time without reason. With zero notice. It is possible to get a job with a contract, but those are rare unless you have a very high paying position. This is quite common in the USA from what a lawyer told me.

I've read stories on this site of other places that are not like this. I always thought this was normal before.

21.) From drugdealersdream:

I honestly couldn’t believe people had to worry about calling an ambulance because of the fees. Like... wtf? Imagine being seriously hurt or sick and hesitating to call an ambulance and having to think about how much it will cost. Can’t imagine it

22.) From suxferyu:

Aerosol cheese

23.) From MelonSodah:

Their 5 de Mayo celebrations. I have never met a Mexican who celebrates this holiday lol

24.) From bendovahkin:

the age old question of, are those firecrackers or gunshots?

25.) From lostsperm:

The crazy amount of food you guys serve.. Like.. The french fries you serve as a side and Large glass of Pepsi is enough to fill me up..

26.) From lolipip2:

hello someone plz explain the imperial system and how tf farenheit works i would like to not set my house on fire setting my oven to 360 degrees

27.) From XenoPredatoriuZ:

Proms and Homecoming dances I don't know if they are one and the same or how many there are. Americans make such a huge deal out of it that pass around awards for whoever is the prettiest/dances the best?

The whole thing just seems so bizarre and out of this world to a European that I have to ask if any of you can explain in detail why they are the way that they are lol.

We just organize with the teachers some "school parties" that are usually in big clubs once or twice a year and they turn a blind eye on alcohol because you guys are also really strict on alcohol until you're 21 (Another kinda odd thing as when you guys are allowed to drink you just go all over the news in Mediterranean places for causing trouble).

28.) From NaSoWirstNedOid:

"I'm totally Irish!" meaning "your great-great-grandfather's uncle once had a pint of Guiness".

29.) From iRonicH15:

The worrying tendency of the South to deep fry anything and everything

30.) From Elmino_248:

From the perspective of a swede

  • not including tax in price tag

  • shoes on inside

  • healthcare prices

  • gun laws

31.) From SignedJannis:

It's ok to walk around with a gun, but not a beer.

31 of the funniest and pettiest posts shared by people's neighbors on NextDoor.

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NextDoor.com is a popular website for people who live in the same neighborhood to post or request services, ask or offer help to those nearby, or just air out their general and often petty grievances. It can be helpful and informative, but more importantly, it's full of batsh*t and hilariously petty overshares from the people whose homes are in close proximity to yours.

The "Best of NextDoor" Twitter account collects and shares the craziest, funniest and pettiest posts from people's neighbors across the country. In times like these, there's a lot of joy to be had in connecting with, and silently mocking, the people in our communities.

Here are 31 of the funniest, craziest and pettiest posts shared by people's neighbors on the NextDoor website:

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25 people share the surprising interactions with strangers they still think about.

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Most of us have encountered at least one stranger who left a lasting impression on us - for better or worse.

Sometimes all it takes is a moment of intense eye contact, a few brief words, or a bizarre shared experience with a stranger in order for them to have a permanent place in your memory. The shroud of mystery around these moments immortalize them even more in our brains.

In a popular Reddit thread, people shared stories of the strangers they still regularly think about.

1. From sfn81:

1986. A year after graduating from a tiny college on Idaho, I was at Disneyland with a high school buddy. I was totally convinced that I saw a college friend, Adam, in line at Pirates of the Caribbean. I kept waving at him, but he looked at me like I was out of my mind. My high school friend tried to talk me down, saying that “Adam” clearly had no idea who I was...it’s not him...everyone has a twin...yada, yada, yada.

The line finally snakes around to where I am standing right next to “Adam” so I tap him on the shoulder and ask “hey, aren’t you Adam M?” And he says “no, I’m his twin brother Aaron”

34 years later and I still tell that story at parties. I only met Aaron once, in 1986, in line at Pirates, but I do wish him...and Adam...a very happy birthday on Facebook.

2. From hypo-osmotic:

An old man I overheard telling his grandkids that if their dad got accepted to the job he was interviewing for in town, they would move there and then they could visit each other all the time. I never even saw the guy interviewing for the job but I really hope he got it.

3. From invisible_for_this:

I met my husband's doppelganger once. The man looked EXACTLY like my husband. I was with someone at the hospital waiting for their medical transport to pick us up and I saw who I thought was my husband across the street. My husband was supposed to be at work so I was confused. I called out to him but he didn't respond. My patient and I walked over to him but I stopped short a few feet away because I started to realize maybe it wasn't actually him.

His clothes were different and this man was assisting someone in care giving type role - my husband absolutely would not do that. The guy noticed me staring at him and so I explained why and even showed him a picture of my husband. He swore that was a picture of him and this was all some practical joke. I had to show him pictures of my husband and I together for him to realize the pictures were not of him. This man could have been his identical twin. I often think of that encounter and how insane it was. I also think of the astronomical chances that not only did my husband have a doppelganger but that we lived in the same city for a while and I happened to cross paths with him.

4. From JorWr:

Not a complete stranger but a classmate in my first year at uni. We shared some classes but didn't really spoke to each other beside the casual greetings.

One morning she got a call on her cellphone, came back to the classroom visibly upset to gather her things and left. I never saw her again after that. Still think randomly about it sometimes, 14 years later.

5. From sfmanatarms:

I was having a rough day and I thought I'd get an ice cream to cheer myself up. I was standing in the line and this old lady looked at me and asked if I was okay. I said I was fine and just had a rough day. I got up to the front to get my ice cream and she tells the cashier, "I've got this young man, he's had a rough day". She smiles at me and says enjoy your ice cream. I still think of her whenever I have a rough day. I send her my good vibes.

6. From mister_sleepy:

Once I was walking to work past a homeless shelter pickup spot. It was a sunny day, middle of summer. A small lady was standing on the sidewalk wearing rain boots, a yellow raincoat, and wrapped completely in a blue vinyl tarp. As I walked by her, she leaned into me, looked me in the eye and said, “...fish monster...?”

I still think about her. Did she think I was a fish monster? Was she concerned that I had seen a fish monster? Perhaps she felt I was unprepared, and her questioning tone was more about if I’d heard about the potential of fish monsters.

Such a surreally complex interaction in just two words. One thing I know for certain is that whatever the fish monster status was, she was clearly the best prepared of everyone present.

7. From theobviousbiscuit:

When I was fresh out of college I drove over two hours away for a job interview and got into a car accident like a block away from the building. My car was completely totaled. A woman who was stopped at the stop sign near my accident pulled over and got out to make sure I was okay. I was completely fine physically but have very bad anxiety and immediately had a panic attack.

I was sobbing and couldn’t catch my breath and this complete stranger sat with me the entire time telling me to breathe and just being so caring and supportive. She waited with me for the police to come, she helped me talk them through what happened, she called my mom for me, she even called the office I was on my way to so she could let them know about the accident and that I would call them to reschedule my interview.

As if that wasn’t enough, once she found out that I was that far away from home and it was going to take my mom two hours to get to me, she CANCELED HER MEETING THAT SHE WAS ALREADY LATE TO SO SHE COULD DRIVE ME HALFWAY. She did not think it was a big deal whatsoever. She just stepped up to the plate to help without question. I would have been completely alone and lost without her that day.

She was an angel, honestly. I lost her business card between all the paperwork from the accident and I’ve been kicking myself over it for the last five years. All I want is to call her and tell her how thankful I am and that I’ve kept her in my thoughts ever since. Roxanne if you’re out there, thank you so so much. And please for the love of god send me your last name so I can send you some flowers.

8. From perennion:

An old lady who lived next door to me and had a key from the past renter. She walked into my place and made us breakfast thinking I was the same lady who lived there previously. She didn’t realize I was a different person.

We talked about her grandson joining the police academy and she was worried but proud of him.

She died that night.

9. From doctoroffisticuffs:

Years ago when I worked at Lowe’s, a customer told me in great detail about how he fell through a rotting deck but landed with a joist between his legs and “had to go to the dick doctor”.

10. From AntoSchast:

When I was a kid, I flew by myself for the first time. At the airport, when I was about to check in, I spotted an elderly lady looking at me. Deeply. At first I thought I accidentally hit her or something, so I asked if she needed anything. She nodded. Didn’t give it much importance so I just checked in and headed to my plane. Later, already on the plane, I see the very same lady, looking for her seat. Of course I helped her and asked her what number her seat was. She handed me her ticket. “B37”. I’ll never forget it because I was the C37. She sat right next to me. I was scared. I was a kid, and I wasn’t used to coincidences.

Anyway, long flight. When we arrived and were waiting for the plane to land for us to head out, she finally says “You know, you really look like my daughter, I even thought you were her! But she passed away 5 years ago, silly me. Here, this is her with my grandkids”. She handed me her phone with a zoomed in picture. I was paralyzed when I saw her.

She looked EXACTLY like me. But she was 28 and I was 10. I couldn’t even talk. Now that I am older, every time I look in the mirror for my birthday, I remember that lady and the picture. I am a living photo of her daughter. Every year that goes by, is a year that I look more like that woman in the picture.

When I turn 28, I hope this memory will finally scare me less.

11. From Rd144:

I was on my way back from Disneyland Paris, sat in the airport and a guy beside me was typing away on his laptop. A little curious at what he was writing I peeked over and saw the title "the last letter I'll ever write". I was frozen for a few minutes, im 24 and I had absolutely no idea what to do. I thought maybe he was a writer and if I ask ill look stupid. Eventually though I turned round to him and said, "Look man, I really hope I'm making a fool of myself, but are you OK?". Turns out he and his long term partner had broken up, and they were meant to be coming on this holiday, that he'd now come on with his dad.

He blamed himself, and he'd been going to therapy for a while to get out of a a pretty dark place but some days were better than others, and writing the letters was an exercise from his therapist. We chatted for a bit, about her, his dad, me, life in general. Turned out his brother lived nearby me and frequented a coffee shop right by where I used to live.

Eventually my plane got called, and we hugged and I told him I really hope things get better for him and that at the very least I'd had a lovely time talking to him. We left there and I still wonder what happened to him. I hope he's happy now, I hope that he's managed to find some good in the world again. But I guess I'll never know for sure.

12. From Yanigan:

I was doing last minute Father’s Day shopping with my son for my husband. There was a young lady in the card section crying - full on, broken hearted ugly crying. I looked at her and thought ‘Poor thing, I hope she’s okay.’

We finished our shopping, line up to check out and she was still there. She’s pick up a card, look at it, burst into fresh tears, put it back then compose herself and lose it all over again. By now my heart was breaking for her, so I sent my son off to grab a box of chocolates, we bought our stuff and waited just outside for her. When she came out I grabbed the chocs, approached her and said ‘I don’t know what’s going on & it’s none of my business, but I got these for you. I promise things will get better.’

She burst into tears, grabbed me in a hug and said ‘My dad died two days ago.’

Anyway, longish story short, we sat down and she told me about her dad and how she wanted to put a Father’s Day card in his coffin with the present she’d gotten him and all the things people need to say when someone they love dies suddenly.

We went our separate ways when she saw how late it was and honestly, to this day I don’t know if I’d recognize her even if I bumped into her again. But I’ve always wondered how she made it through her first Father’s Day without her dad and how she’s doing now.

I haven’t told anyone but my husband this story before, and I’m only sharing it now on the random chance she reads it & remembers us and I can find out how she’s doing.

EDIT: Holy crap, thanks everyone! I’d lost my dad a few a years before so once she’d said that, there was no way I could leave her.

/u/EBone12355 made a great point - it’s the occasions where you’re meant to feel happy that are the hardest. Anyone that’s been through it knows this, so please please don’t be afraid to reach out when you’re struggling. My inbox is always open.

EDIT THE SECOND: thank you so much for all the kind words and the awards! Until now my most upvoted comment is shamefully admitting my love for a really bad video game movie.

13. From M00s3Moose:

Dave. I swear I think about Dave every week. I was hosting at a family Italian Restaurant and it was PACKED. We had a spaghetti meatball promotion where it was like 1/2 off the menu price, dine in and take out. Dave asks for a table and we tell him the wait (something like 45 minutes for a 2-top) and my co-host asks him for his name, to which he replies “If I give you my name, what will people call me by?” Like actual bonkers response. But he keeps going and cracking jokes left and right and tries to guess my co-host’s name but weirdly guesses my name?

Anyways he’s waiting and this other guy comes up and asks if another table would mind if he sat down with them. We told him that we couldn’t do that and he offers to sing for them. Once again, no. After a while we seat Dave and the evening is smooth sailing.

It’s slowing down and I’m helping the busser clean out a few booths when I hear some traditional Italian singing, like almost operatic. It’s Dave and his dad. They are singing to the people at the table next to them. I will never forget Dave. Never.

14. From ProperEyewitness:

When I was young (maybe 5) my mom got really sick and was screaming in pain as she drove me and herself to the hospital (no one else was with us). When we got there, she passed out in the car. I ran up to the hospital and got a wheelchair. She managed to somehow flop herself into the chair and passed out again.

The hospital was uphill, and I was too weak to push her; she was too heavy. I stranger came out of nowhere, wheeled her in and made enough ruckus to get her immediate attention. She spent the next two months in the hospital. I never saw that guy again, but I think about him all the time and I’d like to thank him one day.

Edit: for all of the people wondering, what ended up happening was her small intestine and large intestine disconnected. She was not allowed any food or water by mouth (literally anything) for two weeks; the most she could do was wet her lips with a sponge. To this day, they are not sure what it is. She’s been to plenty of different specialists and they honestly still don’t know why it happened at all.

She’s been having intestinal problems since she was a young girl (her first surgery was when she was a few months old). When she came home from the hospital she was about 70-something pounds (I remember because I said ‘look! Mommy and I are the almost the same weight.’). That’s really all of the information I have about it, if you guys are interested I can ask for more information or make this a whole post somewhere.

15. From Leonidas07:

When I was in Iraq in 2003, we were partnered with some local police. Their compound was a secure area, and no unauthorized people were allowed in. There was this little girl, probably about 7-9 years old that sold bananas and was allowed in or out whenever she wanted. I hope she’s doing well.

16. From hippo20191:

I was about 16 and getting the bus home from school. It was always super crowded and and you'd be really lucky to get a spot on before the driver closed the doors and drove off. You could wait 4 or 5 buses before one came along that you could get on.

Anyway, me and my friends had been really lucky that day and managed to squeeze on to the first one, just about. The lady behind us started begging to be let on, saying she had a job interview. The bus driver said he was sorry, but the legally couldn't because of how many people were on. He kept asking us to move down but there wasn't any room and people were starting to get mad and telling him to just go. The woman started sobbing. It was about 2010 so we'd all been hit really hard with the economic crash, and jobs were hard to come by.

Like, it broke my heart. It was the first time I'd really seen an adult publicly in such distress. So my friend and I just got off and she got on. We didn't even look at her or exchange any words. The bus was free for teenagers, all we lost was 30 minutes that we would have normally waited anyway. But my parents were fairly comfortable, I'd never had to face how bad things were before. It feel like a big moment for me.

I still think about her from time to time. I hope she's okay, I hope she got that job. I can't imagine how it must have felt to be that desperate.

17. From WeGetBetter:

I once saw my exact double in a Barnes & Noble. We saw each other from a far distance, locked eyes, gave a slow head nod to each other, and kept going without saying a word.

Sometimes I wonder how he is doing.

Edit: Lol. No, it was not a mirror. He was wearing different clothes.

18. From plplplplpl1098:

I was at the mall as a teenager and a 90 something year old Indian woman made deep eye contact and nodded. I got a deep chill and a sense of familiarity but I was like 14 so I went back to my friends.

19. From nightshadecorvii:

Until my most recent car, I’ve always driven old junkers that somehow managed to get me to and from work, and bless them for it- but for this memory my metallic orange 1996 Chevy Corsica was bottoming out the breaks when I was stopped too long at lights, and would shut down entirely. I drifted off to the side, called my parents and job to let them know what was going on, and just had to wait for help to show.

There was no shoulder for me to pull into, and cars were whizzing past fast enough to shake my car, which I was sweating to death inside of because of course none of my cars had AC. I watch the cars go by, see about two cop cars come and go without so much as a pause, which is weird given where I was stuck and with my hazards going too, but whatever. It’s Jersey, I’m not expecting much (besides a ticket)

An undercover car pulls up behind me and a sweet middle aged guy asks what’s up, I let him know I’m just waiting on help to push the car to the other side of the road at least since there’s a shoulder there. He has me hop out and make sure that there really isn’t any way to move it without some extra muscle, and lets me come hang in his car so I can at least catch some air. I leave the door cracked just to be safe but he’s nice about it all. He has the lights inside going and the radio is crackling things I barely understand, but seemed legit enough. Turns out he’s not police, but disaster relief, and tells me all about how he helped out when Sandy hit and also how he noticed the cops drive on past without even checking in, and how he’ll be reporting them for it.

Super chill dude, I had to ask why, if he’s just disaster relief, did he stop by, and he just mentioned that he would hope someone would do the same for his daughter. Eventually my help shows up and it’s all settled and I thanked him about a hundred plus times, but I still think about him and it warms my heart to remember that people do things just to be nice sometimes, too.

20. From BrownShadow:

My girlfriend and I were looking for street parking at a local festival. We were 17. I stopped at a stop sign across from the firehouse. A car slammed into me, breaking my tail lights. The middle aged guy with his daughter got out and started screaming at me (you little turd), then opened my door and dragged me out. it was broken up pretty quick.

The cops came and the guy knew he was properly f*cked. Charged with moving violation, assault and some other stuff. His daughter was the most mortified person I have ever seen. Those firefighters were all out in front of the station enjoying the festival, in full view of everything. Can't get better witnesses. I think about that guy all the time.

21. From MimeTheGap:

Okay, so in my early twenties I needed a lot of attention and didn’t have a smart phone (2012ish, I was late to the game) and I also didn’t have many friends, so I’d go sit outside this Starbucks and drink iced tea and journal. I really was writing, but I was also looking for someone to talk to me.

And I got it. He was much much older, a little run down, but had bright eyes and the gift of gab. Let call him Ken. I was insufferably into myself, and during our conversation he asked what I was into - men, women, or what?

I replied, being the edgy little art chick I was, “I’m into men, women, and trees.”

I will never f*cking forget how his face changed. His eyes widened, his eyebrows came up in the center, his mouth fell open ever so slightly and his tongue protruded a bit over his lower teeth.

“Trees? You too?”

He was serious. I didn’t know what to do so I pretended I was serious and was treated to a half hour account of his sexual relations with trees.

I never used that line again. We are eight years down the road and I think of this moment at least once a week.

EDIT: thank you kindly for my very first gold. Wishing you well.

22. From gnomeprincess15:

I got robbed at gunpoint and the perpetrators got arrested shortly after. At the sentencing (which was 6-9 months after the robbery), the judge read my victim impact statement, which I had written the day after it happened. I had mentioned something in that statement about being afraid. After the sentencing was over, I was getting ready to leave when a teenage boy came up to me. He asked if he could speak to me.

He was the son of the man that robbed me. He told me not to be afraid anymore and apologized for what his dad did. It still brings tears to my eyes when I think about this 10 years later. I hope he knows how much that meant and still means to me.

23. From ConvenienceStoreDiet:

I was working at a grocery store once as a cashier. A woman comes into line, and the best way I could describe her was light as a feather, as if not a worry in the world would ever phase her. She's got her baby up top in the cart. The baby starts crying. And at that point I'm expecting the standard, "oh shh shh shh, it's okay, mommy's here. I'm so sorry." She doesn't instantaneously react like most parents do.

She just gracefully turns her head, looks at the kid lovingly, and the kid stops crying. She could just show that kid that everything's going to be okay with one trusting look. I had never seen anything that beautiful and sincere happen in my life that I had to stop and just question everything. Whoever that woman was, it just made me think there are some amazing human beings that exist out there and I may never encounter one like that ever again.

24. From jruhe:

When I was 10 I went to a supermarket in my Taekwondo uniform, a black man asked me to teach him how to properly kick in the middle of the store in front of everyone, never seen him since.

25. From nebulousennui:

I was 16 and was having a crappy day, but I had a couple bucks and went to a McDonalds. I was at a table for two but there weren't any other seats left, so this older woman asked if she could sit with me. Found out that at 16 she had run away and a convent took her in in exchange for chores until she got married.

Then her husband died some years later, they had no kids and she didn't have any family left, so she went back and struck the same deal. I'm in my 30s now and it still amazes me how peaceful she was when I remember her.

22 hiring managers share the funniest and most awkward things people have said in job interviews.

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Job interviews are awkward as hell.


You're supposed to sell yourself without seeming fake, show off your sparkling personality without saying too much, and somehow pick an outfit that looks competent but not overqualified. It's a headache all around, and it's not much easier for those doing the interviews.

While hiring managers don't have the vulnerability of vying for employement, they have the struggle of sorting through dozens of applicants, organizing the logistics for interviews, and trying to scope out who is good for the job and who is just putting on an act. And conversely, they have to decipher those who are unfit for the workplace from qualified applicants who just have a case of the nerves.

Luckily, amidst all of the stress and bore, there are some job interviews that travel so far down the rabbithole they're entertaining again.

In a popular Reddit thread, hiring managers shared the strangest and cringiest things applicants have said in job interviews, and they will 100 percent make you feel better about your botched interviews.

1. From Panwall:

He had "fighting skills" listed. We move boxes. Dude was bigger than Gregor Clegane and offered his "services" anytime even if we didn't hire him.

2. From Transcendatron:

"God told me you would hire me."

".....Is this the same resume you showed him?"

3. From SethManhammer:

We had a girl come in for an interview who brought her boyfriend. He didn't wait in the car, he actually wanted to sit in on the interview with her. When I explained that it wasn't protocol and he'd have to at least wait in the breakroom, he actually got angry at me.

She wasn't a bad candidate, but I didn't want to risk anything to do with her boyfriend bleeding into our office.

Edit: Letters were missing in words.

4. From Battlescarred98:

Me: "Tell me about your strengths and areas for improvement"

Her: "pretty good"

Me: ".....and your areas for improvement?"

Her: "not really".

5. From qrayons:

Not during the interview, but I had a candidate send me a thank you note from an email address that started "easyskanking420". This was for a finance position.

6. From wallingfortian:

She vomited on the desk, then tried to continue the interview like nothing had happened.

EDIT: I'm not the hiring manager. Wasn't even there when it happened.

7. From babwawawa:

My first management job in IT, it was around 2001 or so. Hiring a general Windows/Solaris sysadmin. One guy comes in with a HUUUGE backpack. Do the interview, he's clearly on the spectrum, but I like him OK. Pretty smart, functional. As he's leaving, I casually ask, "What's in your bag?" He then explains that it's mostly O'Reilly books that he brings to all his interviews so he can prove people wrong if he needs to.

8. From Sofa_King_Cliche:

After a pretty terrible interview for a level 1 helpdesk role:

Me: Is there anything you want to ask us, or anything else you wish to say?

Them: Well, I know the Director. He said he'd look after me. leans back and folds arms

He didn't get the job, and we advised the Director of his comments.

9. From maddomesticscientist:

The guy showed up to his interview wearing pigtails, chunky club kid shoes, a kilt, striped tights, and a shirt that said "f*ck" on it in big block letters. I passed him on to my boss to interview.

10. From Bo-naana:

A girl stopped me mid question (she even put her hand up) to ask my starsign. Then the starsign of my significant other. Then she asked me to describe our relationship.

11. From LilWeezyF:

Guy admitted to criminal record of methamphetamine possession on application, showed up tweaking so hard he couldn't sit still. Needless to say, it was a very short interview.

12. From borninalandslide:

When asked about experience with source control software, the guy we interviewed said "I've actually written a song about it", and before we could stop him he started singing it.

13. From karateexplosion:

Asked a candidate about previous job experience, working for a company that made and sold prosthetic limbs.

"Oh, I was so passionate about it! I just loved it so much that I wanted to run out in the street and cut people's arms and legs off just so they could experience our product!"

14. From Snorkleboy13:

I had a sales candidate tell me, "I don't get out of bed for less than $200K USD per year." I let him stay in bed.

15. From drbobsled:

I introduced myself to the candidate, "Hello, I am John Smith."

She responded "No, you're not. You're Tom Brown."

I spent the next few minutes trying to convince her I was John Smith. I finally took my driver's license out and proved who I was.

Did not hire.

16. From JoePits:

Not a hiring manager but at a place I worked at, they were passing around an application of a guy who had to state that he had been convicted of a felony. He explained that a drunk driver killed his son, so he murdered the guy. (was out on parole) I felt bad.

17. From mrcchapman:

When asked about strengths and weaknesses, the candidate replied "I crave KFC and often get myself a bargain bucket."

I just didn't know what to say next, let alone whether they considered it a strength or a weakness.

18. From cincidiot:

A candidate where I worked, when talking about how he performs in a team, told a story of a guy they called dirty Johnny, "because he was Mexican."

19. From Shall-Not-Pass:

"What is a skill you wish you possessed?" "I've never been that great at Karaoke."

20. From long_wang_big_balls:

Legitimately had someone put 'Medieval Reenactments' under qualifications....for an IT role.

21. From dainty_flower:

Me: can you tell me about the gap in 2010-12?
Them: I took time out to work on myself
Me: Ok, so can you tell me why you left you last position?
Them: I was asked to leave, and I have to disclose this, I embezzled from them.
Me: So, did you work on yourself in prison between 2010-2012?
Them: I don't think that's important.

Now I google people every single time before I interview them :)

22. From clark6050:

I only witnessed this because I'm not a hiring manager, but this dude tried to take his mom in an interview with him. Obviously the guy said "I would like to interview the applicant one on one please" and this b*tch threw a fit and stormed out with her son.

14 security guards share the funniest things they've seen on surveillance cameras.

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Somebody is always watching you, whether or not you believe in them.

That's right: security guards.

People on the other side of security cameras responded to a popular thread asking, "What is your 'yikes, he probably wanted nobody else to see that' moment you’ve seen over the monitor?"

Make sure you're truly in a private place next time you reach for your privates.

1. Please submit this to America's Funniest Home Videos.

Seen a dude get hit and run over by his own getaway vehicle while trying to make a felony theft. I was doubled over laughing rewinding and replaying that video.

-RiflemanLax

2. Cop to it.

Working on an industrial estate as a CCTV operator, working nights we use to get cars come on who use to park up and chill for a little while. This wasn't allowed as it's a private estate so I'd have to ring the security patrol officer to drive down and get the cars to move. One night I followed a car on camera, which had two people in the car, Male (the driver) and female. He thought he stopped in a secluded location and proceeded to lay back as the woman moved her head down, giving him a blowjob. You want to know the funniest thing? This was actually a police car. Yep I had a police officer giving a blowjob to the other police officer on the CCTV

-baconlover09

3. A strange father-daughter dance.

Work in a porn shop, and get to see what sex toys people steal, and how they go about it.

Last one that happened was a girl who straight up was stealing a shit ton of lingerie, and stuffing her bra with them, while her DAD is distracting the cashier at the time. I just wonder how it came to that.... like hey dad distract while I steal a bunch of sex outfits? Ok.

-Bohemian_Napsody

4. Pro tip: be careful where you choose to have an affair.

I was working for security at a mall in Raleigh and we would always have this man and woman fuck in the parking lot.

It was always around the same time of day and it was always in her car. This went on for about two weeks, that we knew of, but we could not catch them. It was a pretty big mall and by the time we seen them and got someone to head there way they would leave.

We did have there tag number and was on the lookout. One day they didn't fuck but went into the mall. We sent the manager over to stop them and warned them that if we catch them in the act that we would have the cops involved and they would be banned from the property.

Both of them denied it but we had proof in the form of video (same car and tag number) and we showed them the video. Come to find out it was the lady, just not her husband in the video that she was fucking. Her hubby was 😡.

FYI

I guess they stayed together I seen them back in the mall together 2yr after that.

-killstorm114573

5. Every workplace needs a Jim Halpert.

I used to work at the grocery store. When a customer pissed me off or did something stupid. I’d find the nearest camera and so the Jim face where he smirks into the camera. Lost Prevention saw the video one day and asked me if I watched the Office and he laughed when I told him yeah, I’m practicing my Jim face. I don’t know what happened to Cody but hopefully he’s up to good stuff.

-jacoobz

6. Show and tell.

Watched as a guy took a sh*t in a public water fountain the procceded to call his friends over and show them.

-sektornite

7. Don't kink-shame trash can fetishists.

Cops woke us up pounding on the door at 4am. Neighbor thought a guy was trying to break into our garage. We checked the tapes. Drunk guy was leaning on our trash cans masturbating. This wasn’t his first offense.

-Ad_terra

8. Hope this crappy place isn't a library or a school.

I've seen girls send nudes in stockrooms, people sh*tting in corners, one guy sh*t himself and ran out the store leaving his sh*t pile and a trail, and a guy masturbating in lingerie.

-NolaRaver

9. People need private time with their privates.

Used to work as door staff at a PC world store, would check CCTV from that day for the last hour of my shift, the amount of people you see looking around and going into an empty aisle to itch their nutsacks and a** is crazy.

-AkelaNebula

10. Shake it off.

I once saw an older gentleman walking around talking to a few of my co workers. He than got real still and stood in place for about a minute. Afterwards he shook his pant leg and made a beeline for the door. Turns out he was shaking turds out of his pants. One of my co workers who had kids cleaned it up no big deal. Bless her.

-corsair1617

11. The only good place to piss is into a toilet (or urinal).

Worked security down town at a high rise. We had a covered loading dock that had a trash compactor and a few parking spaces. We had several cameras over looking the area. The amount of people that I've seen stumble in drunk to piss or shit behind the trash compactor is shockingly high. It wasn't ways homeless either—lots of normal bargoers thought it was a good place to piss.

There happened to be a little speaker on the dock door. If we couldn't get to them before they started (one guard had to be at the desk at all time, so the patrol man would need to be close) we would shout snarky things to embarrass them. The looks on their faces when you said that you had their shit on camera was just wonderful.

-Porkin-Some-Beans

12. Somebody's always McWatching.

When I was a closing manager at McDonald’s we would close at midnight. Around 10:30 or 11pm or so I’d go to the office to get started on closing paperwork and watch the cameras/drive thru. One night while looking at the drive thru camera with a headset on a car full of people pulled up to the speaker. The front passenger gets out not knowing he’s facing the camera and whips it out and starts pissing.

I called my crew in to see this shit. Two of us turned the headset mics on and said “that’s a nice dick boy”. He freaked and jumped in the car and they sped around the building. We all hung out the window waving at them. Guess that’s the only time we ever had a dick in the drive thru that was hilarious lol.

-Bigcountryred1993

13. Security footage makes people harder to defraud.

When I was working as a concierge, I saw the guy with the "broken leg" who was attempting to sue the building management for negligence walk normally into the elevator without his cast on, carrying several chairs.

He was alleging that his leg was broken because the cleaners failed to clean up an oil slick somewhere in the parkade.

I just started laughing my face off because I hated this dude (he was an arrogant pain in the ass). It got even better , right when he reached the floor his apartment was on and I saw him glance up and the look of consternation that appeared the split second he noticed the camera.

He then dramatically sagged in place and limped off the elevator dragging the chairs.

I think the call I made to the building manager was one of the most gleeful phone calls i've ever made. I was cackling the entire time I pulled the footage. The building manager laughed so hard he cried.

It was total luck too. I happened to look at that particular screen at exactly the right moment. Otherwise, never would have seen it.

-Peregrinebullet

14. A happy ending for everybody.

I work summers at a building in NYC and regularly watch the cameras to keep an eye on contractor and just the building, and one time saw a resident (who was pretty elderly and had a wife) start aggressively making out with a younger woman in the elevator, he passed and his wife now has the apartment in a very nice neighborhood in manhattan and not sure she ever found out.

-pc0898

22 firefighters share the dumbest ways they've seen people accidentally start house fires.

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We don't deserve firefighters. Not only do they look good driving around in trucks and posing for calendars, they also put out fires and save lives. And many of those fires are caused by our own dumb and reckless behavior. We accidentally leave the oven on or knock over some overpriced candles, and then a bunch of buff guys and gals show up with a big hose to save our asses. HOW did humanity get this lucky?!

Someone asked firefighters of Reddit: "what's the dumbest way you've seen someone accidently start a house fire?" Here are 22 stories from firefighters about the dumbest ways people ever accidentally set fire to their own homes:

1.) From stupidlyugly:

The ole turkey fryer on the wood deck is always a favorite.

2.) From NarcanPusher:

Mid-eighties, near beginning of my career. Young lady finished putting flea spray on her pupper, when she noticed a tick embedded in it’s flank.

Ever hear of the tick removal technique in which you blow out a match and touch the hot tip to the tick, thereby causing it to back out of the dog? Yeah. Dog caught on fire.

Little fellow ran under the bed, which also caught fire. Lady grabbed the pup with spray-wet hands, and they too caught on fire.

Long story short, the house was a mess, but both the lady and the dog fortunately survived with moderate burns.

There was also the lady who tried to sanitize her panties in the microwave, but I was off that day.

3.) From brianh71:

I worked for a restoration company. A family cut a small tree down and tried to stuff it up their fireplace to burn. The flute was so crammed with leaves that smoke started to fill the living room. They tried to pull the tree out and that's when it REALLY caught fire. They tried to pull it out of the house, they got as far as the front door. All of them had 2nd/3rd degree burns on their hands/arms and the fire destroyed the front room and entry way of their house. The insurance company asked us if we thought it was a case of fraud, and we told them "No these people are just really stupid".

4.) From SeriousSam430:

A roomba knocked a scented candle over and set fire to the rest of the room. The guy said he knew the roomba did it because he watched the whole thing happen, but didn't do anything because he thought it was funny.

5.) From remlik:

Teenager was charcoal grilling in the attached garage during the winter. When done he decided the best place to dispose of the hot coals was into a cardboard box in front corner of the garage closest to the house. Yeah, it went about as well as you can imagine.

6.) From Jef_Wheaton:

A fairly common one, but the response was interesting!

Early February, Western PA. Guy's pipes freeze on the coldest day of the year, -8F.

He tries to thaw them with a propane torch. Sets the wall on fire.

Tries to put the fire out. Fails. Finally calls 911.

Fire Chief is 1/2 block away. Is on-scene in under a minute. Basement is fully involved, main floor catching.

First engine arrives in under 5 minutes. Doors are blocked by fire, exterior attack only.

I'm on an attack line, spraying water into the 2nd-floor window. After 40 minutes, another firefighter comes to relieve me, but since I'd been getting backspray, I'm frozen to the ground. He has to pull me loose.

2 hours later, we have it knocked down. The insurance adjuster shows up. Asst. Chief explains what started the fire.

Adjuster replies, "Oh, yeah, we know. It's OK, we insure for Stupid!"

(Nobody got hurt. Family gets a much nicer house out of the deal.)

7.) From corvettee01:

My Dad was a firefighter, and he once went to a house fire that was started by the old lady who lived there. She liked to burn candles, but didn't like the wax buildup that would form in the cavity, so she would soak up the liquid wax with a napkin. She was doing this when she accidentally brushed a wax soaked napkin up against the flame. She panicked and threw the napkin into the trash . . . where all the other wax napkins were. As the trashcan exploded into flames she fled the house, but not before she went to her oxygen tanks and FLOODED THE HOUSE WITH PURE OXYGEN, because she thought that it would smother the fire.

8.) From snufalufalgus:

I am a firefighter but this wasn't in my district. A guy was attempting to forge a sword in a burn barrel in an alley, based on something he watched on the History Channel. The embers from the "forge" lit up the building he lived in and destroyed 3 multi family residential buildings.

9.) From Jef_Wheaton:

Not a house fire, but really good!

Late 1980s. Guy was driving an old, beat-up Lincoln. He turned a corner to go up a steep hill, but the road dept. had recently ground the asphalt down in preparation to repave. A storm sewer manhole cover was sticking up about 4". As he went over it and up the hill, the rear of his car dragged due to the pavement height difference, and the manhole ripped open his fuel tank and sparked off the gas.

Guy described it- "I heard a scraping sound, looked in the mirror, and there was this trail of FIRE chasing me up the hill, like I was the Road Runner!"

He pulled into a gravel parking lot and tried to kick a break in the trail before the fire got there, but it jumped the gap and lit the car. By the time we got there, it was a total loss.

He actually thought it was kind of funny. The only real loss was his wife's purse, with her license and credit cards. The car was insured, and they got a pretty nice payout for it.

10.) From Skimanmike:

This happened this past fall, but a family had a “fairy house” that was outside, right next to their wood sides house. The fairy house was made out of an old tree, and had a bunch of decorations in it, including incense candles. One evening, they decided that they would light the candles for the fairy’s, which then caught the tree on fire, which then extended into the house. Since it started on the outside, it ran up the side of the house and got into the attic and second floor. The family was home, but in the first floor while this was happening, it wasn’t until someone driving on the road saw the smoke and went to alert the family. Luckily, we were able to save the structure, there was a bit of damage to the roof, attic and second floor, but the homeowners are rebuilding those areas.

11.) From chiefflare:

i have been a firefighter for 20 years. The dumbest way I've seen a house fire start was when people squatting in a basement decided that a space heater would be handy in drying their clothes. Then they waited15 minutes before calling for us, trying to put out with a garden hose (into the basement on a 5-degree night). They burned down their home and the one next door.

12.) From two-stumps:

My father was a Boston Firefighter for 30+ years. One of his more memorable stories was a foreign family who had ripped up their cast iron bathtub, and built an open flame underneath the tub. They used the tub as a giant oil fryer.

Naturally this didn't work out very well and the house caught fire.

To add to the insanity even more, the family absolutely refused to let my dad and his coworkers in without taking their boots off. Which of course, they couldn't agree too.

Just crazy.

13.) From zerbey:

My uncle is a firefighter, the answer is Christmas trees. They dry out, they become a ticking time bomb. He used to do an annual demonstration where he'd let a Christmas tree dry out for a few months then take it outside and ignite it. The flames would shoot 40ft in the air and the tree would be gone in a few seconds. It was mightily impressive to behold... and I'm sticking with artificial trees.

14.) From smoke-eater-tom:

Firefighter here. One extremely cold night the temperature was -11 wind chills -40’s , this guy tries starting a fire in his fireplace and couldn’t get it started. He decides to use gasoline, dumps 1/2 gallon on the firewood stacked by the door and the other 1/2 onto the wood in the fireplace. As he attempted to light the fire he couldn’t get the lighter to work. Now the vapors are really starting to build, he then goes to the kitchen which adjoins the room with the fireplace to use the stove to light some newspaper. As soon as he turned the knob on the stove the igniter lit the gasoline vapors. The living room was instantly on fire. The vapors singed all his hair and got first degree burns on his hands and face. We on the other hand spent the next few hours in the extreme cold. Flash ahead 3 hours, the firewood outside has somehow ignited and we have to go back. The second fire had sometime to really grow, middle or the night, everyone in bed no one around. Longest coldest night of my life, all because some fool decided to use gasoline to start a fire indoors.

15.) From CostaNico:

Family friend decided to make major renovations on their home with no background in construction/carpentry. They also didn’t bring a professional to ensure that their renovations were up to fire code. Low and behold an exposed wire sparked a fire in the middle of the night and burned down their entire home. They have 3 kids and are very fortunate they all were able to escape the fire without any injuries. To make matters even worse, they had no house insurance (extreme libertarians that don’t believe in insurance/debt) so they ended up having to rely on a GoFundMe fundraiser (set up by a relative) to recover financially. Last I heard, they were still living in a hotel trying to figure out their next plan of action.

16.) From TFML_98:

Not a firefighter but happened in my building. In india generally you have small praying place in your house, like a little version of a temple. You lit Diya (lamp) everyday and pray there. In this particular case the family Decided to keep this thing on a fukin refrigerator. The diya fell behind the fridge due to wind from the window adjacent to it . the condenser caught fire and literally exploded. The whole floor was on fire. Luckily no one was home. It really was a dumb decision to keep a temple on a fukin Fridge.

17.) From Do_you_have_bass:

Someone tried to make a gummy bear lamp like in iCarly to test if it really gonna burn.. and then ... His house was on fire

18.) From LozNewman:

One guy had a fish bowl in his garden shed.

Sunlight was focussed through the bowl, through his kitchen window.....

Fwoomph!

19.) From DarthInvadeHim:

My partner’s a firefighter.

He said the dumbest one was where a man tried to barbecue in his basement.

His reasoning?

“I don’t want to go outside and risk exposure to Coronavirus. It would be safer to do it here in the basement.”

20.) From EarnestAsshole:

They had two candles, and yeah... one thing led to another and they burned down their home gym.

21.) From xHANYOLOx:

by far the dumbest is people smoking while on medical oxygen. Like the tanks are coated in labels about how flammable it is.

22.) From Deathbyninny:

2 kids playing in their backyard and decided to light the shed on fire then it spread to their 2 cars and their house, all burnt down.

A firefighter started a fire at his ex’s house to “win her back” by “saving her” claiming he was just driving by and saw it.

Kid lit curtain on fire on 2nd floor.

Apartment building almost caught fire because someone decided they could grill on the 2nd floor of an apartment building right next to the siding.

More kids being dumb and lighting their houses on fire somehow.

18 funny reactions to the Florida man protesting open beaches in a 'Grim Reaper' costume.

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A man dressed as "The Grim Reaper" in Florida is making very sound points on the news and this is apparently just the reality we live in now...

Florida is definitely known for its unique collection of characters making headlines for doing some pretty wild things. Believe it or not, though, a masked man dressed in a Grim Reaper costume with a hatchet might be the most sane person on the beach in Florida right now...

The man behind the costume is lawyer Daniel Uhlfelder, and people who are pro-social distancing and staying inside to flatten the curve to keep people safe until we have a vaccine (AKA scientisits and health experts) are definitely into his peaceful, theatrical protest.

Of course, the police were called...

That didn't stop his message, though! Here are the best reactions we could find to Uhlfelder's Grim Reaper warning...

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23 'Star Wars' Memes To Help You Celebrate May The Fourth.

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"May the Force be with you."

-Star Wars

May the fourth be with you this Star Wars Day. If you're a fan of Star Wars, these memes will definitely tickle your funny bone. Grab your wookies and lightsabers and get ready to laugh.

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23 Memes That Will Only Be Funny If You're Single.

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"Single is an opportunity to live life on your own terms and not apologize."

-Mandy Hale

If you're single, these memes will be funny and relatable as hell. We may not have spouses, but we also don't have all the annoying things that go along with sharing your life with another person. No drama, no cheating worries, no sharing the remote. Single life is kind of the best. Enjoy it, and these memes, before your soulmate finally tracks you down.

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21 people share the most awkward things they've seen happen at weddings.

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Weddings are a joyous time to celebrate love. But they're also massive gatherings of people, often with alcohol involved, which makes them fertile ground for awkward moments.

A recent Reddit thread asked people to reflect on the most awkward behavior they've beheld at a wedding, and the resulting stories might make you thankful that large gatherings are banned for the foreseeable future.

1. Wow, never invite this woman to sing again.

At my friends wedding they asked her cousin(or her cousin insisted) to sing for their first dance. She is a professional singer and does have a great voice. It started out fine and dandy. Couple was dancing, cousin was behind them singing, and then she got off stage and started walking in front of them dancing. She literally stood in front if them with arms out belting her song like she was Celine dion in vegas. During their FIRST dance.

It gets worse:

She completely tried to upstage them and it was an incredibly cringe worthy experience to watch her cousin try to make a show out of her own performance rather than letting the bride and groom have the attention. She is in every photo of their first dance because she wouldn't stop standing in front of them. It was like out of a comedy movie. Collectively you could FEEL everyone in the room thinking WTF is going on lol. - oceansidedrive

2. Every caterer's worst nightmare...

Probably when I spilled gravy on the bride's gown as I took her plate away. Yeah that was...that was pretty bad. Six years later and I still think about it at night. - sleeplessinschnitzel

3. Hey, at least he got a free meal out of it.

We flew my sister in laws long time boyfriend out to come to our wedding because he was great and we all loved him/them. After he got there and got settled she decided to break up with him the day before the ceremony. He was staying with my in-laws so he had to ride out the weekend and their house, with her and the rest of the family. I felt soooo bad for him! - Krinnybin

4. This sounds fun, not awkward.

When my cousin got married I witnessed the best man, a 30 something frat boy... proceed to give my 89 year old great aunt a lap dance because i guess it’s tradition to have the person who catches the bouquet share a dance with the person that catches the garter. He was quite inebriated. She liked it. - TheyCallMe_Hell

5. Uh, someone should've ripped him to pieces.

At my sister-in-law's wedding, the teenage son of the best man took my daughter's doll out to the playground and ripped it to pieces. When I confronted him, his father came barreling out, told me I was crazy, and then told me I should have had boys instead.

I wish I could say that's what ruined the weekend, but it was one for the ages. - hercarmstrong

6. Wow, I thought this only happened in comedies from the 2000s.

My maid of honour took the mic from the DJ and “did an unprompted speech” talking about how she got married months before and talked mostly about herself. Someone said “wtf” out loud. We don’t talk anymore. - dontsayaword2

7. "Beef curtains" is a phrase that should never be uttered at a wedding unless it's a fancy appetizer.

I went to a cousin's marriage and it all went well until the reception where everyone was having a good time and a friend of hers who I'm guessing was really drunk ended up speaking into the mic that he hoped that he enjoys her beef curtains as much as he did when she was just getting to know him.

Oof.

Dude got chased out the building by multiple people and everyone awkwardly tried to continue the reception as if it didn't happen.

We aren't that close so IDK if she ever ended up talking with that "friend" and I don't feel like I am close enough to ever ask about it. - IListenToJoji

8. What an a-hole.

The master of ceremonies stood up as the bride and groom entered the room and said "I'd like you to raise your glass to Mr John Smith and his wife Mary Jones-Jackson-O'Brien-Lloyd-Williams-Brown-Smith" listing all of the surnames of her former husbands. She was not amused. - Araucaria2024

9. Wow, you have one job, dude.

I edit wedding videos for a living.

I think the most awkward I've seen was when the officiant leaned into the couple before starting the ceremony and told him he'd accidentally left their vows in his jacket in the dressing room, so they'll have to read them at the reception. (A groomsmen ended up running to get them, thank goodness) - karenvideoeditor

10. Honestly, this is the couple's fault.

So this is shame on me. My aunt was getting married, and their invitation said the theme was sports related and to wear your favorite jersey. It wasn't until I got there (and saw no one else wearing sports attire) that I realized I mis-read the invitation. The jersey attire was meant for the reception not the ceremony... So there I am, wearing a jersey while everyone else is dressed formal... And I'm not really even into sports. - The-Comanch3

11. This is why a wedding website is a good idea.

My cousin was getting married and the address was wrong on the invitation. Understandably, many people arrived late. They started the ceremony a bit later, but people were still coming in after it started because of the wrong address. When they got to the part about objections, one of our aunts jumped up and down shouting “over here, over here” to another one of our family members that was walking around trying to find the ceremony. Whoops!!! That was a funny and awkward misunderstanding. Someone yelled at her to hush and sit down. My cousin got married, everything was fine. - nickididit

12. Sounds beautiful.

An 8 year old kid got ahold of the mic during the open floor toasts and started singing the Star Spangled Banner. Slowly everyone stood to face a flag. There were no follow up speeches. - HelperCamp

13. Oof.

Friends wedding. Everything was beautiful. The guys mom requested our church pastor to give a little prayer before eating. Cool I guess. The guy goes off the deep end and gives a whole sermon. 1 hour plus. And during his sermon the most stupid thing he said was "if there is ever any problems call your family first and not the police". On top of that, he took up so much time that it cut into everything else. Dancing, picture taking, it was all cut down because of a pastors ego. - nomnomnom90210

14. Damn, it couldn't have waited a few hours?

The bridesmaid breaking up with her fiancé during the wedding reception. -HolisticMoth

15. Hope it wasn't a long ceremony.

At one of my friends weddings, they forgot to tell everyone they could sit down! We stood for nearly the entire wedding! - tgc2005

16. The kind of people you never want to end up at a table with.

At my cousin’s wedding, he was dancing with his wife. They looked beautiful and happy and so in love. All while his sister’s fiancé was loudly bragging that their upcoming wedding would be SO much better and put everything to shame. Any time someone at our table complimented the current wedding, this asshole had to interject to remind us that he was marrying the sister and their wedding would be better.

My cousin and his wife worked really hard and as a result had a gorgeous wedding. It was formal, but everyone had a great time, the band played on the floor with everyone, and they had great food. People still talk about their wedding. His sister and her fiancé have yet to get married.

- everythinglatte

17. Uhhh call the police.

I watched one of my cousin's (now ex) husband try to pursue one of our 15-year old younger cousins right in front of us. When someone said something his only excuse was "but she's hot". - Ze_doom

18. This honestly sounds kind of boss.

My elderly uncle got married to a Filipino woman he met on a dating sight. As a gift to them, the bride’s friend did a karate routine in the middle of the dance floor. Her family seemed to love it but my family was like “... this is incredibly awkward.” - mynameisjudygarland

19. Talk about adding insult to injury.

The little wedding chapel where the couple were about to get married caught fire. The father of the bride stood there among the guests and loudly said, "Well if that isnt a bad sign for the start of a marriage I dont know what is".

Everyone just turned their head to look at him like "did you just f****** say that out loud"? - BaconReceptacle

20. Honestly, they sound perfect for each otehr.

Many years ago one of my coworkers hooked up with my friend's brother at a party. It went badly and she calls him "my number 1 biggest regret." Fast forward a few years to my friend's wedding, I see my coworker talking to the brother again, and think "Oh good, things aren't awkward between them." Later in the night I got a text from her saying "Dammit, why didn't you warn me who I was talking to?" They just straight up didn't recognize each other and started chatting. Also apparently he did not remember her or their hook up at all. - Renmauzuo

21. Who doesn't love a hammered officiant?

My friend and her fiance were having a small wedding in a pool house In a local neighborhood. The priest showed up and immediately went for the bar, got really tipsy and then proceeded to perform the ceremony drunk, mispronounced their last names, slured his way through the vows and ended up passing out at his table. Needless to say, they were not at all pleased. - JTHM125

Man asks if it's okay to call pregnant wife 'selfish' because he doesn't think she's eating enough.

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When you're pregnant, you can feel like your body isn't your own — especially when other people are commenting on your weight.

But is it okay for a husband to take issue with his pregnant wife's diet? That's what one guy is asking Reddit after he called his wife "selfish" for not eating enough (according to him).

The man acknowledges that his four-months-pregnant wife used to model and was under pressure to stay thin:

I know this sounds harsh but please hear me out. [...] I am 33 years old and my wife is 29. We have been married for 6 months and she is 4 months pregnant.

My wife was a fashion model from age 15 to 24. She worked in high fashion and they really stressed the importance of being rail thin. My wife is 5’11 and I don’t think she’s ever weighed more than 125 pounds her entire life.

The doctor told her to gain a certain amount of weight, but the husband doesn't think she's following his instructions:

We found out about her pregnancy 2 months ago. The doctor said during the first 3 months of pregnancy she should aim to gain at least 5 pounds, especially since she’s underweight (currently 125 pounds). He wants her to gain like 30 pounds at least throughout the whole pregnancy. However she has not followed his advice and continues to eat very little (around 1000 calories a day).

She says her eating habits are not disordered at all, but her husband doesn't believe her:

My wife swears she has never had a eating disorder in her life but I think her years as a model really screwed with her head. It’s hard for her to wrap her mind around being anything but model-thin. I’m legitimately worried about this pregnancy and the health of our child.

He cooked her a meal and was incensed when she wouldn't eat it:

Yesterday I made sure dinner consisted of some of her favourite dishes, to try and get her to eat more, but as usual she just picked at her food and ate very little then proclaimed she was “full”. I straight up said “You are being incredibly selfish and putting our baby’s health at risk.”

His wife cried and insists nothing's wrong with her eating:

She started crying and left the table. I know what I said was harsh but I am very frustrated with her. I try to get her to see a therapist, I even found one that deals especially with eating disorders and body dysmorphia, but she refused to go because she says she is “perfectly fine.”

Am I the a-hole here?

Answers were somewhat divided, but most people voted that the husband was in the wrong here because there's no real proof that his wife isn't eating enough.

Pipipupu3 suggests that the mom-to-be might need help:

I sympathize with your wife but you're right, she's risking her child's health. The first trimester is especially important to eat healthy and eat enough. It can effect the baby's brain and spinal development. Your wife truly does need some help but idk how if she refuses. At least you can know your feelings are valid

Nerdy-curvy agrees and doesn't seem to think the husband is handling this properly:

I totally understand your response and frustration with your wife.

But your wife 100% has body image issues that are mental health issues at this point and I can tell she is terrified of gaining weight but doesn't see it as that way

You should really talk to her about a therapist again, that if she is so against doing what the doctor says that she needs to see the therapist.

Sage_Advise suggests that there might not even be an issue:

I feel like we're missing so much here. OP estimates how many calories he thinks she eats, but does she really eat that few? He didn't even report that she says she doesn't want to gain weight. Does he even know that she hasn't gained any weight? When you're already as thin as his wife, and you're pregnant, and you're that tall, I feel like you can easily gain the 5 pounds the doctor wants her to gain and it not be noticeable.

All we know from this story is that OP doesn't think his wife eats enough, so he made her a bunch of food, and she wasn't hungry. That could be for any number of reasons. Morning sickness isn't just in the morning. Maybe she'd already eaten a lot earlier. Maybe she legitimately wasn't hungry.

UpOnZeeTail finds it suspicious that the man never cared about his wife's alleged disordered eating before:

So you never discussed her eating before she got pregnant? If she's been eating 1000 calories a day since you've known her then why haven't you had this discussion before? If you never talked about this before then you're an asshole for not caring about her eating when it only affected her. She of course is the ahole for not following medical advise and risking the pregnancy. But she's obviously ill and this should have been addressed already.

GarlicButterGarnet agrees:

This is the part that hits me the hardest. Disordered eating is fine and the body it gives you is celebrated, but it needs to be turned off when a baby comes around?

Strobechick thinks the man should show more respect for his wife's wants and needs:

what you said is not helpful at all. She either has an eating disorder or cannot actually get weight and doesn’t want to overeat when she isn’t hungry. Probably the former is true, which means she is extremely anxious about getting fat, and ties her self worth to her body. Yet you told her that you basically view her as a host body for the baby and nothing more. I get where you are coming from but it’s extremely insensitive of you.

And aria523 points out that she might not even have an eating disorder:

You don’t get to diagnose her with an eating disorder without a professional opinion. And why didn’t you address this before she got pregnant? Did her health/eating habits not concern you before she was carrying your kid?

So whether the mom-to-be is eating "enough" or not, calling her selfish is probably not the answer.

Come on, man.

27 Memes To Help You Start Your Day Off With Some Laughs.

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"A happy man is too satisfied with the present to dwell too much on the future."

-Albert Einstein

I'm sure there are a million things racing around in your head right now, but take a moment to push all of that aside and focus on what's right in front of you at this very moment. Memes! This hilarious collection of memes will provide you with enough silly laughs to help boost your mood and start your day off on the right foot.

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