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Awesome little kid who "loves danger" delivers a hilarious weather forecast.

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When it's really good, it's this kid.(Via WGN TV)

Second grader Charlie Hale helped deliver the forecast for Chicago on WGN TV yesterday, and if he doesn't drop his dreams of becoming a millionaire police officer who loves danger and find himself a talent agent quick, he's just not going to live up to his abundant on-camera potential.

The weather is bad for a lot of the country this week. Thank Charlie for giving us a bright spot.

(by Bob Powers)


Blessed.

This baby is trying so hard, and failing so adorably, to stay awake.

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"I'm not tired at zzzzzzzzzzzzzz..."

Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is cute and all, but I can't help feeling like there's an unfair double standard at work here. When this sweet little boy nods off over and over again in his car seat, everyone oooooos and aaaaaaahhhs, but when I do it, I get issued a moving violation for reckless driving. And I barely even hit anything. Unfair.

(by Dennis DiClaudio)

Lost time.

NBC's weatherman got caught peeing in the woods on live television.

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Is this awkward? Does a meteorologist pee in the woods?

You know that moment when you've got to pee so bad, and you don't know if you can make it all the way through your remote weather segment in North Carolina on the national news show you work on, so you just say "Screw it!" and gamble on finishing up before they cut to you, but you miscalculate how much time you had and suddenly everybody in the country can see you urinating in the woods? You don't know that moment? Huh. Weird. 

NBC Nightly News's Mike Seidel does:

(by Dennis DiClaudio)

Perseverance.

God's mistake.

6 new contenders for the most outstanding comment ever left on a Facebook photo.

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And is someone supposed to be Cupid in this scenario?(via)

At this point there isn't a moment of human experience that isn't photographed and instantly uploaded to Facebook for all to share. Life is contained in the Facebook photo albums now, so when you comment on a Facebook photo you're essentially commenting on life itself. You can choose to resignedly click "Like" on life like so many over-medicated cult members who are lying to themselves. Or you can do like the commenters gathered here, who deserve awards for their attention to detail and their willingness to turn a glimpse of another person's existence into something we can all laugh at.


Might've been. Wasn't. (via)

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Get a storage closet!(via)

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Google Glass? (via)

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Think none of your friends has a snowboarding calendar? Think again!(via)

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Plot twist: They're all copies of Fahrenheit 451. (via)

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Not as long as his buddy lets him watch NFL games on his belly. (via)


Or maybe a walrus? (via

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No, your life is not significant. Get offline. (via)

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At work? You have the best job ever. (via)

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He enjoyed what he did. (via)


That would have offended non-toilets.
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So much more powerful than a promise ring. (Via)

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Bae caught me fakin'.(Via)

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Use every part of the Facebook. (Via)

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Way to look past the darkness.(Via)

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Dog couldn't even wear a tux to his own wedding? That's bad luck! (Via)

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Maybe she's just avant garde, d-bag. (Via)

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Someone send a life-raft. (Via)

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Ken's a big reader. No canned spaghetti meal is going to make him give that up. (Via)

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You must be more compassionate in your oil changes.(Via)

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Prepare for ye credit card offers and Valpaks to be pillaged. (Via)

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Still, at least she Googled it herself. Very talented Googling. (Via)



A sunset has to be really beautiful to get Heather to stop obsessing over poop shots. (Via)

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Why old Photobomb Phil's been dead for decades now.
You got photobombed by a g-g-g-ghost! 
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Like you've never gotten excited after taking a really good butt-selfie.(Via)

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Least they're not sitting around doing math!(Via)

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Or, he died before achieving his dream of Jurassic Park being operational.(Via)

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I think he just asked you out to dinner!(Via)

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Guys don't need a lot of inspiration in that activity. (Via)

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I certainly hope the tiny cat tipped well. (via)

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You should see the pyramids. (via)

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Wake up, sheeple! Why do you think there are so many cans? The aluminade! (via)

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It looked like a salami. (via)

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When will you grow up, Shannon? (via)

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Spike knew. She always knew. (via)

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That was very, very dangerous. But cool. (via)

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I only hump American-made cars. (via)

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The tattoo artist only knew how to do glittery spiders for some reason. (via)

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If not great responsibility, at least more responsibility than that, surely. (via)

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What if they mutate but they're still not that good at martial arts? (via)

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I'm guessing this is the last time anyone makes the mistake of trusting you. (via)

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I dunno, $20 still seems like a good deal. (via)


Well, that seems irrelevant, but good to know. (via)


Nope, not what that means. 
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All the rest have 31, except February which has 52. (via)


It's just a very sad photo all around. (via)

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I give them a week before they're posting photos of each other slippin. (via)

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Why do I have the feeling this will take a while to explain? (via)

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Also sometimes people are just sleepy. (via)

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Unfriend this person before their posts become upsetting. (via)

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Good thing I have my smart phone to document this. (via)

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Philip Seymour Hoffman would probably have thought this was funny. (via)

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A bargain at half the price. (via)

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He's going to the great cardboard box in the sky. (via)

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A.O. Scott does most of his reviews this way, too. (via)


"Oh!!! Pretty!" was the last words of many a gladiator. (via)

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Reason #43,239 never to friend your mom, or son, on Facebook. (via)

 


The greened-out name is Santa, obvi. (via)

 


This is why the aliens will easily be able to overtake us. (via)

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Kids today don't watch enough VHS's.

 


"Superficial aesthetic characteristics" = "She has giant boobs."

 


I always grew too attached to the sausages we raised on my farm as a child.

 


Why would you want to avoid a place with a ball pit?

 


It's true! M.J. really was out of this world!

 


Ow.

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ERECTION! How many times must I scream "ERECTION"?!

 


Could be anyone's ass, really.

 


Don't forget the Holey Bagel.

 


Earth is destroyed every year.

 


SMMTH. (Shaking my mutant turtle head.)

 


LOL why would someone invent a non-cordless phone?

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Pics or it didn't happen.

 


Mr. Darren Buble has a nice ring to it.Swoon.

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Oddly enough, that book IS junk.

 

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Could lose a bit more if he put down the phone for a second.

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Sells puppy to get better phone to take pictures of puppy on.

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No, no, Timmy. Camels have humps.

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Same basic shape, you know-it-all!

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Rob may be a pussy, but he's no fool.

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In case you were wondering, her account number is 3771-1745.

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There are no awkward silences around that grasshopper.

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Children our are future.

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Seriously, 5 acres isn't even that many!

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If your phone's in a smoothie, what did you take the photo with??

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This commenter is now in a relationship with Youtube.

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They were chillen' together. Cyberchillen'.

 


Tonight on Fat Cops, a young boy who's just killed a man seeks help from his mama...

 


This is actually why they picked her for the summer internship.

 


Their lizard fucking is truly beautiful though.

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Remember when Neil DeGrasse Tyson had that ugly feud with 50 Cent at the planetarium?

 


Ew, drinking Union Jack sounds dusty.

 


And...if you're lazy?

 


Time to go back to your original profession as a taxidermist.

 


Every mother dreams of her toddler turning out sexy.

 


Honestly, that's what "Granddaughter" gets for posting that statistic.

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They can be the same. Liking your own status on Facebook is a form of fapping.

 


Also, why did you marry such a heavy, finger-giving man in the first place?

 


No, stupid, the Italian flag says "Viva Italy!"

 


The only fun fact about Nazism, actually.

 


Screw white ghosts for oppressing all the minority ghosts.

 


It's a meta caption of a meta photo. Whoa.

 

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Dogs have patience. Human dogs, less so.

 


What the hell did that bunny leave in your basket?
 

 


It's the legend of the ghost bridge! The bridge has returned from the dead for vengeance!

 


Looks like he took a break for some refreshment, and to steal your wallet.

 


The real tragedy is Walt letting his legotism control his decisions.

 


Welcome to your kitchen for the very first time. Now make some really spicy coffee.

 

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Um, I've been leading a double life. I'm really a cheezy stock photographer.

 


This horrible relationship is making us hungry!

 


The GOP has decided to run a citrus in 2016.

 


His balls are really good listeners.

 


Thought you meant congrads on my bomb new lid, brah. But that marriage shit, yeah, LOL.

 

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You have a new friend request from Galileo (Galileo) Galileo Figaro.

 


Bobby's obviously never done mescaline.

 


We usually name our pimple, Gus. Short for Disgusting.

 


Can we just switch our order to the spaghetti? If no one's had sex in it?

 


Even the cat looks angry that someone brought Blue Moon.

 


It's cool. He has a vagina underneath his left knee.

 

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They're lucky he didn't just tie pistols to their feet.

 


Game of Thrones is bound to use this as a plot-point eventually.

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She should end it with him. He clearly wishes he was dating Spider-Man.

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The best way to stop forest fires is with a crapload of "likes."


Just having a pet dolphin would be enough for us. Or an Xbox, for that matter.

 

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What would humans and ducks ally against? Swans?

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Wrong. It's a framed picture of a mirror being photobombed by a ceiling fan.

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Commenters love to shout at a hat out on a ledge.

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We feel bad for twin girls. They can't ask kids on the playground to "come and play with us" without scaring the hell out of them.


"Don't miss Kohl's holiday blowout!" -John 3:16

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Our grandma used to make a great soul loaf. So tender, so eternal.

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We'd go with the Bieber. Just to learn the sequence of terrible decisions that led to him getting the same haircut as our sister's girlfriend.

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Your Facebook friends: Misunderstanding deep-throating hamsters since 2006.

 

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In nature you're never more than two inches away from poo. And by "nature" we mean "our office."

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People aren't that impressed when you train a man-parrot to talk.

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Peace in the Middle-East won't be achieved unless we all bond over the new C-class.

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He had to introduce himself to all the Taco Bells in the neighborhood.

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Still waiting for the day when this country will elect its first teensy president.

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Oh the humanity.

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No wonder his personals ad seeking "Women into baseball glove material" always went unanswered.
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Looks like a girl in a bikini committing suicide to us. Eye of the beholder?

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Another episode of "Blame Autocorrect Or Call Social Services?"

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We're hungry and nauseous all at once.

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Seriously, who are they flipping the bird at? The Bravo channel?

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Like you'd still be able to see the top of the bridge.

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Why does this racist sexual inadequacy panic quiz have to implicate Gamestop?

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We thought every page on the internet was kind of called "Fapping."

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Birth-control pill

Nagging reminder.

Daylight saving time

Bother Voting.

26-year-old spends her rent on an Uber ride, makes almost twice as much back with crowd-funded charity.

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She has a faraway gaze because she is looking toward where her money went. (Via FB)

26-year-old Gabrielle Wathen went out on Halloween to celebrate her birthday, got too drunk to drive, and then decided to take an Uber home. Very responsible of her.

When she awoke, she found in her inbox a receipt for $362.52 for the ride home. Whoops. 

Yes, that is way too much money to spend on a car ride, especially if you barely have enough money to pay your $450 rent that is due that day.

After failing to convince Uber to reverse the charges (I'm not sure how well the "I was too drunk to care how much money I was spending" argument plays over there, but I'm guessing that irresponsible drunks are their biggest market), she took her troubles to crowd-funding website gofundme, a site generally used to raise funds for medical treatment or other unavoidable crises.

Her gofundme account page has since been taken down, but Business Insider captured what she wrote in her campaign description:

"Last night was Halloween. Great time. Today is my 26th birthday. Not so great time. I live in Baltimore and went out with my friends to celebrate my birthday at midnight. When 3 AM rolled around, I suggested we take an Uber hole [sic] to avoid drunk driving (#responsibility/#MADD). I live 22 minutes , tops, from the party I was leaving.

When I awoke this morning, I heard a friend talking about how outrageous Uber rates were the night before (9x original rate). I checked my bank account to, unbeknownst to me, I see a charge for $362. Not only is it my 26th birthday, it is rent day. My rent is $450 and I can no longer pay it today due to this completely outrageous charge.

I have had little to no luck in disputing this transaction.

I waitress at two restaurants and freelance for a City Paper. I worked incredibly hard this week to be able to enjoy my birthday this weekend. This misunderstanding has cost me 80% of the funds I have to my name (embarrassingly so) and I spent a good two hours of my birthday crying over it.

I feel taken advantage of and cheated by the Uber name. $367 for a 20 minute ride should never be justified, even on Halloween. Please donate even just $1 if you think this is utter and complete bullshit and also hilarious and very, very depressing at the same time.

Thanks for the ride, Muhammed."

By her account, she had taken that ride with her friends. Not that it justifies how expensive the ride was, but certainly her buds could have pitched in on her birthday.

Business Insider originally picked up the story on Instagram, where she also complained about her misfortune (this post has also been taken down):


Her #hashtag skills are #sobeyond. (Via BI)

She claims Uber "sneakily" made her agree to a 9x fare. I've taken Uber when the rates are being multiplied, they make you type in the new rate by hand, to confirm you've agreed to it. Uber must have sneakily made her too drunk to not care about the rate increase. 

How could they do that to her? Those #robbingbastards are #unthinkable!

Don't worry about this poor girl, though. By the time B.I. picked up the story, she had raised $512.


She only asked for $362. I guess she was going to pay the 57 cents out of pocket. (Via BI)

What? Really? Not only do people care about her drunken debacle, but they are willing to give her more money than it cost her? 

Inspired by her story, I also set up a gofundme account:

UPDATE: Gofundme has taken down my campaign, citing that it "violated their terms." :( 

#ThanksForTheRide

(by Myka Fox)

5 people having a worse Monday than you.

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5. A guy who sent Ariana Grande a giant pumpkin for Halloween.


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Being a big fan with a taste for even bigger gourds gets you nothing but trouble these days. Ariana Grande's record label called the cops on Massachusetts-based Tim Normandin, 29, after he sent her one too many thoughtfully selected gifts. The most recent package was a 42.5 pound pumpkin, which begs the question: Was that too small? According to TMZ, he also sent Grande a $200 Kay Jewelers anklet, a rock from the White Mountains of New Hampshire, multiple cat and dog calendars (year unknown), 8 Yankee scented candles (scent unspecified, but presumably pumpkin), and a 3-piece Kmart mirror set. These may seem like the random selections of a troubled mind, but if you found all of them loaded into the trunk of a suburban Midwestern housewife's car, you wouldn't think twice.

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4. Fans of Taylor Swift, who just took all her music off Spotify.


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Taylor Swift unceremoniously removed all of her songs from streaming music service Spotify today. Presumably, Swift left because she felt she wasn't making enough money from plays, though she has stayed with smaller streaming services like Beats and Rhapsody. Spotify posted this ex-boyfriend-like letter asking Swift to please come back, including a playlist whose titles spell out a plea for Swift's, er, swift return, which would be the dorkiest thing ever if a real ex-boyfriend did it. Now that they've broken up, we can look forward to hearing the new power ballads Swift will be writing about the way Spotify treated her. 

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3. A guy who dressed as a Fox News reporter for Halloween and got attacked by someone who hates Fox News.


(via SCPD, CBS San Francisco)

There's always a risk, when choosing a Halloween costume, that your scary selection will enrage someone who doesn't realize you're not who you appear to be. That's what happened to a Santa Cruz man dressed as a Fox News reporter, who got jumped by 29-year-old Sean Kory. Kory grabbed the victim's microphone, thrust it down his own pants and rubbed his crotch. Then he beat the fake reporter with an aluminum tennis racquet to further hammer home his point. He took off but was later arrested. It's difficult to keep your cool in a situation like this, but if you ever find yourself in this position, try to calmly explain to your attacker: "No, it's not like that. It's Halloween. I am dressed as a Fox News reporter because they inspire fear. I, too, despise Fox News. No thanks, you can keep the microphone."

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2. The Dems, because polls suggest the GOP could take the Senate tomorrow. 


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Sunday poll results in four key states suggested the GOP may retake control of the Senate for the first time since 2006 after tomorrow's midterm elections. A poll from the Des Moines Register revealed Republican candidate Joni Ernst up 7 percentage points in Iowa, and an NBC poll showed GOP candidates leading in Kentucky, Georgia, and Louisiana. Though Democrats have tried to distance themselves from Obama, who isn't very popular at the moment, GOP leaders have had more success with their message of "Might as well try something new, right?" Of course, there is always the possibility that people will just not show up to vote on Tuesday

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1. Lena Dunham, who has been accused of sexually abusing her little sister.


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A writer for the National Review has written a scathing attack on not only Lena Dunham's memoir Not That Kind Of Girl, but on her moral character. Kevin D. Williamson, evidently the type of person who thinks irony is a sin, wrote today that Dunham's childhood, one of "pathetic privilege," led her to be the "gutless" and emotionally "morbidly obese" person she is today. Yes, I read the whole article, thus exceeding my quota of National Review articles per year (zero). Perhaps most shockingly, Williamson accuses Dunham of "sexual abuse" of her little sister because of a passage in which Dunham describes wanting to kiss her sister as a child, masturbating while her sister was in bed next to her (again, as a child), and once at age seven, when "curiosity got the best of" her, prying open her toddler sister's vagina to see what was inside. Weird stuff, to be sure, but also well within the range of weird seemingly sexual stuff lots of kids do before puberty. It's notable that none of the other reviewers of the book thought it was an episode worth mentioning. The review sent Dunham into a self-described "rage spiral" on Twitter:

To be sure, there are many reasonable criticisms of Lena Dunham, but calling her a child sex offender seems like a pretty big stretch. How's your Monday going?

(by Shira Rachel Danan)


A guy got the ultimate photo of his parents reacting to his Best Man speech at his brother's wedding.

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Hey, you raised 'em.(Via redditor imn8bro)

Best Man speeches pretty much come in two varieties. There's the all-about-me speech, which includes some variation on, "As some of you here know, I've been going through some hard times, but Jeff was there for me when I needed him!" That's the downer speech, where the Best Man all but holds up his 6-month AA chip for everyone to see.

The other one is the "humiliate the groom with horrible stories of debauchery and pretty much tell the bride he probably gave her HPV by now" speech. We can be pretty sure that's the speech that was given by redditor imn8bro at his brother's wedding, based on this instant classic of a pic that he shared yesterday. 

The parents are clearly not feeling too proud of the boys they've raised:

But the real star of the photo is this guy, down right...

An uncle? Or the father of the bride, maybe, who's just realizing what kind of reprobate he handed his daughter off to? Whoever he is, that is the official face of a man who is fully planning to get enough scotches in him to go up to that dais and take a swing at a groomsman. 

(by Bob Powers)

DJ

This guy surfed on top of a dead whale while surrounded by sharks.

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Catch a whale.

An 26-year-old Australian man with balls bigger than his brains was filmed riding on top of a dead whale that was floating off the coast of western Australia. Harrison Williams not only braved what must have been a stench from hell, but several sharks that happened to be feeding on the whale at the time. He's lucky they had plenty to eat, or he could've easily been the star of a much more popular, significantly less chill video.

Afterwards, the whale rider told Seven News, "My mom thinks I'm an idiot. My dad's not too proud either." He also admitted it was a stupid act that he wouldn't do again.

(by Jonathan Corbett)

Shake it off.

Someone went to a museum and made the paintings look like they were taking selfies.

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I awakened like this. (Via Imgur

A woman went to the museum the other day. The museum, you know, a public institution dedicated to preserving and interpreting the primary tangible evidence of humans and their environment. In other words, the place we go to look at stuff to remind us we exist.

That was then. Now, most people just remind themselves they exist by taking selfies... hundreds of thousands of selfies. Inspired by the changing culture, Olivia Muus, friend of redditor MagicWatermelon, imagined what the subjects of the paintings would have looked like had they been preserving their existence in the modern age. With the help of a friend as a hand model, she took these photos.


Hating me doesn't make you pretty. (Via Imgur)

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You can't spell "museum" without "me." (Via Imgur)

While the subjects in these paintings might not have wanted a random stranger turning their art into selfies, it is the only natural progression, since people have been turning selfies into art.

(by Myka Fox)

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