I can't believe The Office is ending and is still on the air.
The only thing sadder than The Office ending is mine continuing to exist.
I hope your beach house has been repaired from any Hurricane Sandy damage in time for your friends to destroy it this summer.
Congratulations to The Office on seven or so seasons of laughs.
May your wedding include more horny single people than the summer share I'm skipping to attend.
Here's to The Office ending on TV and living forever on screens used to kill time on airplanes.
4 stages of grief over The Office series finale.
After nine years, NBC's The Office is finally going off the air. You're upset. You don't know what to do. We're here to help. We've compiled this list of the four stages of The Office series finale grief to bring comfort during this difficult period and to ease the grieving process. Together we can get through this.
May your facial hair get the attention you believe it deserves.
You're my favorite person to check for ticks.
Just a reminder that I'll always be running late.
Pretending to look busy on a Friday is hard work.
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23 ways to laugh at your office now that "The Office" is over.
Let them know how little you care with a thoughtful ecard.
So The Office ended but yours is still soldiering on. We're sorry. There are still plenty of sadly hilarious (and hilariously sad) things about working in a sterile, fluorescent-lit, mind-numbingly tedious prison. We've put together this list to make the 8 hours you spend putting off doing work fly by faster. Don't get caught sharing these on Facebook and Twitter and remember not to use your real name when you complain about your job on a card of your very own.