Family curse continues as Caroline Kennedy gets jury duty.

May 14, 2013, 10:28 am

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Please let the warm spring weather dictate how much clothing you'll be wearing to my birthday party.

May 14, 2013, 12:28 pm

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While you were away at college we turned your room into a place we don't want you moving back into.

May 14, 2013, 12:39 pm

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I wish summer and the length of your shorts were longer.

May 14, 2013, 1:15 pm

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If the new DUI law kicks in, I'll have to take a taxi home from work every day.

May 14, 2013, 2:39 pm

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I would find your unwanted marital advice more comforting if you were still married.

May 15, 2013, 5:01 am

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'Book Of Mormon' theme that religion is just made-up story lost on viewer inspired to convert.

May 15, 2013, 8:35 am

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Please tell me what I did that made you stop talking to me so I can keep doing it.

May 15, 2013, 8:51 am

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Just letting you know I got your voicemail and may eventually listen to it.

May 15, 2013, 9:33 am

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I wish the healthcare industry was as concerned about my health as Angelina Jolie is.

May 15, 2013, 9:47 am

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Thanks for pretending not to notice how much weight I gained at college.

May 15, 2013, 11:21 am

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Hearing you talk about your study abroad makes me wish you were still in another country.

May 15, 2013, 11:56 am

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I hope your Instagrammed birthday pictures don't make you feel even older than you are.

May 15, 2013, 12:07 pm

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Happy birthday to someone who looks as young as they did the last time O.J. Simpson was in court.

May 15, 2013, 12:27 pm

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I need a vacation from my vacation spent worrying about my dog in the kennel.

May 15, 2013, 1:49 pm

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May 16: On your shared birthday with Megan Fox, I wanted to send my early wishes before I spend the day Googling half-naked pictures of her.

May 16, 2013, 5:01 am

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NFL player provides urine sample to IRS sign.

May 16, 2013, 7:54 am

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I just want a car that doesn't require an Instagram filter to look cool.

May 16, 2013, 8:01 am

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Here's to the IRS being as scrutinized, inconvenienced, and publicly shamed as an audited U.S. citizen.

May 16, 2013, 8:19 am

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Investigating the IRS is the best use of my tax dollars.

May 16, 2013, 8:38 am

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