Selena Gomez was asked by a fan to do her best impersonation of Taylor Swift.

And she nailed it. All that time spent together being cool, young, famous best friends must have really gotten Gomez and Swift on the same glamorous celebrity page. It was a bold decision to go with a physical impersonation—a lesser bestie impressionist might have gone for an obvious choice like doing the spoken part of "Shake It Off"—but it paid off. You can see from the spliced video after the impression that Gomez really captures Swift's movement style, and she attributes it to having "seen every single one of her concerts." I haven't been to any of my friends' concerts, because they haven't had any, nor have they invited me to be in any empowering, star-filled music videos. Get it together, everyone in my life.

Bruce Casper was fired from a Pennsylvania Chili's after complaining about his coworkers' use of the word "retarded."

Bruce Casper and his son, Kyron.(via KDKA)

One family in Western Pennsylvania is struggling after a conflict with a local Chili's, but they're not taking it lying down. They're using social media to let everyone know exactly what happened.

Bruce Casper used to work at a Chili's in the Pittsburg Mills Mall. One day, two female coworkers called him "retarded," which struck a nerve. Casper has three children with his girlfriend, Crista Miller. Their youngest, 16-month-old Kyron, has Down syndrome. Casper's coworkers knew about Kyron, and this wasn't the first time he'd heard that word at work. He said that he wouldn't tolerate hearing it used as an insult. His manager's only response was to tell him, "You can leave then." Problem solved!

Casper did leave, and when he returned, he found that all his shifts had been filled. That's when Miller decided she'd had enough. She posted this message on Facebook for everyone to see:

“One of the managers has used the word retarded just in conversation, which is completely inappropriate," Miller told KDKA. “Not only for Kyron, but for all kids with special needs, whether it's Down syndrome or something else. There's a right and there's a wrong, and this is wrong."

To date, Chili's has done very little to respond. A spokesman issued a prepared statement saying, “This is certainly not the behavior we condone in our restaurants, and we take allegations like this very seriously and we are investigating." A month later, nothing has come of that investigation. It sounds like another corporate runaround from Big Rib. As for Casper, he was offered a job at a different Chili's, but says he's no longer comfortable working for the company. For him, the dream of working at Chili's is over. Miller posted this follow-up to Facebook last week:

Here's the full report from Pittsburgh's KDKA:

A photographer has claimed that Taylor Swift's company retains rights to all images taken at her live shows.

"I'm smiling because the photographer signed a contract that says I own this image!"
(via Getty)

Jason Sheldon is a freelance photographer who wrote a blog post addressed to Taylor Swift. He commends her for being a positive voice in fighting for the rights of artists and their work, like she did with Apple's new streaming music service, and with Spotify last year. But according to Jason, Taylor is doing something similar to the Big Bad Music Companies when it comes to images taken at live shows.

Good thing she can fight, because shots have been fired.(via YouTube)

Jason posted the contract that all professional photographers must sign before taking pictures at her live shows for media outlets. The troubling part is that Taylor Swift's company, Firefly Entertainment, retains rights to use the images in perpetuity, so the photographer only gets paid one time for the photo, then gives up ownership of it. Sound familiar? Like, say, a company giving away a song on a streaming music service without paying the artist?

An open response to Taylor Swift's rant against Apple https://t.co/K3V4PKlsP5pic.twitter.com/veO2MV4Vah
— Jason Sheldon (@Junction10) June 21, 2015

Taylor Swift wrote to Apple in her Tumblr post,

"But I say to Apple with all due respect, it's not too late to change this policy and change the minds of those in the music industry who will be deeply and gravely affected by this. We don't ask you for free iPhones. Please don't ask us to provide you with our music for no compensation."

Jason responded in kind:

"With all due respect to you too Taylor, you can do the right thing and change your photo policy. Photographers don't ask for your music for free. Please don't ask us to provide you with your marketing material for free."

A spokesperson from Taylor's team told the BBC that the photography agreement had been misinterpreted, and the image copyrights remain with the photographers. Apparently, that's not the issue though:

For the record, I never claimed they take our copyright. Just the right to use and give our images away worldwide in perpetuity, just as bad
— Jason Sheldon (@Junction10) June 22, 2015

All I know is this sounds like a fight worthy of a song on the next Taylor Swift album.

Pitcairn Island, often considered the world's smallest country, just legalized gay marriage.

A strange, mystical land of tolerance. (via Pacific Biodiversity Information Forum)

The population of Pitcairn Island is about to surge 90000%. The island, a British Overseas Territory in the Pacific, recently approved a law legalizing gay marriage, despite the fact none of its 48 residents are gay. Pitcairn's local governing council, which gathers around a tree stump every full moon, unanimously approved the law over a month ago at the recommendation of the British government. We're only hearing about it now because they were experiencing "technical difficulties" with their website; they probably only have one modem and dealing with Time Warner is hell when you live on an ocean-surrounded landmass.

The island's population is mostly made up of descendants of British mutineers and their Tahitian companions. So yes, an island in the middle of the Pacific ocean that was settled by pirates is more welcoming to gay people than America.

The Person Who Isn't Really Ready To Date yet:

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There are so many things to remember in your cat's weight loss plan, but now they're all here in one video!

The human who owns Timo the Ragdoll cat made an inspiring video of workout tips for cats. But really, who is this video for? I'm not a cat owner, so I don't know this for sure, but I don't think cats can read. But they CAN watch videos! So hopefully cats will absorb the lessons by watching Timo's actions in this piece of feline exercise mastery.

Here are the workout tips that Timo has for other cats:

1. Get motivated.
2. Be flexible.
3. Set goals.
4. Make it fun
5. Trick yourself into working harder.
6. See yourself improve.
7. Be fanatic.
8. Improve circulation
9. Hydrate.
10. Don't forget to cool down.
11. Stay motivated.
12. Reward yourself.

I'm really good at the "reward yourself" step, and definitely need to exploit "trick yourself" more frequently. Let's use these tip for our cats and ourselves. Thanks Timo!

It's simple math: nine months before you were born, your parents had unprotected sex and ruined their lives forever. Each month carries with it specific baby-making circumstances, to which all of our parents fell prey.

Of course you were an accident. We were all accidents. (Via Photobucket)

January birthday: April conception
Love is in the air. Spring, spring, spring! When a young man's fancy turns lightly to thoughts of love! Also, your dad was mowing the lawn with his shirt off, even if it was a still a little too cold out to do that. He knew exactly what he was doing.

February birthday: May conception
It's allergy season, and it makes your mom so sneezy and sleepy. She thought she took her Pill that day, but as it turns out it was just a Benadryl.

March birthday: June conception
June carries all the excitement, anticipation, and promise of summer. However, it's not that hot outside yet, so it's the one part of summer where touching another person or laying on top of them doesn't sound like the worst thing in the world.

April birthday: July conception

An entire Fourth of July's worth of day drinking in the hot sun can lead to only one thing: fireworks. Literally. But then metaphorically. (Your parents boned is what.)

Fireworks…or fertilization? (Via Photobucket)

May birthday: August conception
There's not much else to do out there at the lake, you know.

June birthday: September conception
If your birthday is in June, you're not the oldest child in your family. You were created when your older sibling returned to school, and your parents started freaking out about how their little baby was growing up so fast and where did the time go and OH LET'S HAVE ANOTHER ONE and so they did, and it was you.

Guess who's gonna be a big sister? (Via Photobucket)

July birthday: October conception
Your mom dressed up like a sexy nurse for Halloween.

August birthday: November conception
You know how when you're at a family function, you'll sneak out back for a cigarette, or go into the basement and sneak a few gulps from a flask even though you're an adult, because you need to do exert some control over your life, some sort of rebellion when you're under your parents' roof again when everyone falls back into their old roles? Well, your mom and dad were at Thanksgiving at your grandma's house and just really needed to steal away for a moment.

September birthday: December conception
Everybody is happy because of presents and days off and eggnog and no dieting. That, and the season is quite romantic, with the mistletoe and that Perry Como Christmas album. In other words, you were created just before, just after, or (if your parents are truly nasty) during a holiday party.

Nine months after December = Labor Day. GET IT?!?! (Via Imgur)

October birthday: January conception
After the holidays are done, January feels so bland and empty. Once the decorations were put away, there wasn't much else for your parents to do. Plus it was a nice way to beat those winter doldrums and feel something again.

November birthday: February conception
Have you ever noticed the steep increase in the volume of birthday notifications on Facebook in mid-November? Count back nine months to mid-February. Valentine's Day: reservations, red wine, and a little hand-holding converged to create a magical night of socially obligated marital bonin', and, three-quarters of a year later, you.

December birthday: March conception
Sprang Breeaaaaaaaaaake!

Fig. 1 – a weirdo.

There's an old saying: every office has a weirdo. If you think your office doesn't have a weirdo, then you're the weirdo.

This advice is woefully inadequate. Most weirdos have no idea how weird they are, or what weirdness even looks like. That's part of what makes them so weird. They probably think that somebody else is the office creep because they drink almond milk. Meanwhile, their own cubicle is full of live squirrels. Or dead squirrels. Either would be weird.

Here's my point: you might be the office weirdo right now, and you would have no idea. Here are a few red flags to look out for. If any of these apply to you, you might want to start working from home.

1. Your coworkers stop talking when you walk into the room.

They were talking about you and you know it.

2. Everyone puts on their headphones when you start eating.

Close your mouth when you chew.

3. They bought you your own mini-fridge.

Now their normal food won't be contaminated by your steamed eggs or whatever.

4. You yell at the copier when it jams, but about unrelated topics.

"The banks want our blood! Illuminati!"

5. After the office pizza party, you ask if you can take home the boxes.

What are you going to do with them? Nothing wholesome.

6. You bring your dog to work, but your "dog" is actually just a cotton ball.

"Again? I just walked you!"

7. You're pretty sure HR's "no hair sniffing" speech was directed at you.

"Don't lean in Jerry. Don't you lean! Resist…"

8. Everyone counts down the days until your vacation.

It's because you smell.

9. Your out-of-office message mentions the Kennedy assassination.

(via YouTube)

"I will be out of the office until I figure out who the HELL paid off Jack Ruby."

10. You don't take feedback well.

They can't give you constructive criticism from the grave.

Images via Thinkstock.

"Stop watching viral video parodies and follow your dreams!"

Last month, a rat-tailed Shia LaBeouf walked into a room with 39 art students from the Central Saint Martins school in London. He walked out with a half-hour long video of batshit crazy monologues. The gems of insanity include Shia looking away from the camera and "ooming" in meditation, Shia doing a handstand while delivering a poem about doing a handstand, and Shia reading out large numbers into the camera. At one point, he delivers a crazed, inspirational monologue about following your dreams, which unsurprisingly went viral.

Despite the video's comedic value, the monologue is actually a meaningful call to action. After watching it, you may think to yourself, "Maybe I should actually use that gym membership I'm paying for." Or "maybe I should sit down and write that screenplay." Or "maybe thinking about starting a speciality quiche company is not the same as actually starting a speciality quiche company." You may want to take the video's advice and buckle down. Or you can take another, less labor-intensive route.

You could make a hilarious parody with your three-year-old daughter.

Youtube user "Tingman" and his adorable daughter Olor re-created the speech from the video, and its pretty amazing. LaBeouf's sentiments are actually easier to take seriously when translated by a three-year-old. Let's just hope young Olor doesn't end up imitating anything else that Shia has done.

Time? Time turns babies into teenagers.

Babies. Are they single use, or what? Seems like all there is to do with them is love them and shepherd them into adulthood. Boring! Here are some fun alternative functions for the babies in your life. Use them for all this fun stuff, while they're still small enough to play with like a doll.

1. As little choreographers.

Sure, it's free-form, but it's on the beat. And if you need music...

2. As an instrument.

I think that baby's been hitting the bottle too hard.

3. As a dog toy.

NOT a chew toy. I'm not afraid to say it: dogs shouldn't chew on babies, babies shouldn't chew on dogs.

4. As a heavy lifter.

"Yeah I'm pullin' a plane while some big bald man keeps photo bombing my shot.." When beautiful little 2yr old Kai visits our set and she wants to "pull the airplane" all by herself. Well, she gets to pull the airplane... all by herself. #GreatJobHoney #AmazingStrengthYouHave #UncleRockPullsAHamstring #OnSet #AwesomeMemories #CentralIntelligence
A video posted by therock (@therock) on Jun 10, 2015 at 2:35pm PDT

Or a way to attract attention to how strong YOU are, The Rock.

5. As a booze container.

Yeah, he's drinking a protein shake, but we all know that's not what we're filling a fake baby with before heading to church on Sunday.

6. As a reality check.

Loving that baby raises you up, cleaning up poop brings you back down to earth.
(via Kirsty Grant)

7. As a taste-tester.

Someone needs to make sure the sour fruit is sour.

8. As a housekeeper.

This baby is in more of a management position over that Roomba.

9. As a prop to troll your friends.

This is what happens when your babysitters have good Photoshop skills.(via Reddit)

10. As a cat toy.

That's what a cat "playing" with a child looks like.

Enjoy them while they're young, folks!

Celebrities are just people, their texts may just be texts, and fame doesn't get you exclusive A-list emojis (wait, does it?!?). But we all want to read their conversations anyway.

For better or worse, it's fascinating when a famous person posts a screenshot of a text message conversation with another, different famous person. It's like a sneak peek into their friendship, their inside jokes, and even private details like their capitalization style. For your viewing pleasure, here are some noteworthy (term used very loosely) celebrity text message conversations.

1. In this first slide, pop Machiavelli Taylor Swift and musician Jack Antonoff freak out about the release of the song they worked on together, "Out of the Woods."

Antonoff explains to Swift how distracted he was while walking Lamby, who everyone knows is his girlfriend Lena Dunham's dog. Meanwhile, Taylor is in a full body sweat, or so she says...we never can know what's real with the mastermind behind the powerful 1989 societal takeover.

2. Next, we have this flirtatious exchange between comedians Mindy Kaling and B.J. Novak.

The two former Office co-stars have such frequent, public, and ambiguous interactions that there's an entire blog about them that New York Times chief book critic Michiko Kakutani says is definitely worth a read. Just kidding, but I do. This typical exchange features affection, comedy, dessert, and misunderstanding.

I've honestly never been so mad. @picturesoftext punk ass.
A photo posted by Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) on Dec 9, 2014 at 9:40pm PST

3. Which brings us to another pair with a deeply layered relationship, pop star Ariana Grande and actress Jennette McCurdy.

They co-starred on Nickelodeon for eight years, and are kind of best friends and sort of enemies but actually both but also neither, or something. At one point in their saga, Grande posted this poem thing that Jennette texted her. Enthralling.

@jennettemccurdy
A photo posted by Ariana Grande (@arianagrande) on Oct 9, 2013 at 5:15am PDT

4. Mae Whitman and Miles Heizer played sister and brother on the TV show Parenthood, but in real life they are best friends and live together.

Their relationship involves a lot of social media output, including some semi-vague screenshots that require you to fill in the context using your imagination. So they're basically art.

how I feel about the weekend ending
A photo posted by alabama whitman (@mistergarf) on Mar 1, 2015 at 11:32pm PST

sweet dreams yall! #humpnight
A photo posted by alabama whitman (@mistergarf) on Apr 15, 2015 at 11:13pm PDT

5. And now we come to our final celebrity text conversation.

Here we have Girls creator Lena Dunham asking a question on behalf of showrunner Jenni Konner to "Man Repeller" fashion blogger Leandra Medine who answers by referencing Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, which I think is also the plot of Inception.

We are truly lucky to have a direct line to @manrepeller for questions that just can't wait
A photo posted by Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) on Jun 2, 2015 at 2:19pm PDT

Gmail has just implemented an "undo send" option.

"Finally, those dick pics are all mine again!"(stock photo/Google)

How many times have you sent an email, then immediately wished you could take it back? A million? A billion? Probably a billion. Whether it's telling off your boss, begging an ex to take you back, or donating to public radio, we've all sent mortifying emails we regret. But now, the almighty Google has answered our prayers and introduced the greatest feature of all time: Undo Send.

As soon as you activate this email superpower, you'll have the ability to erase an email you've already sent, as long as it's within an allotted window of time you choose (up to 30 seconds), and the recipient hasn't read it yet. It's a race against time, for sure, but it's a race you'll want to win.

The feature has been in testing for six years. I don't know why it took so long to get it right, but that doesn't matter anymore. As of right now, every Gmail user has access to it. All you have to do is open Gmail in your web browser, go to the Settings menu (that gear in the upper right-hand corner of the window), and check the box next to "Enable Undo Send." Voila! You no longer have to exercise restraint while writing emails.

Now they just have to implement a feature where you can disable "reply all" for your coworkers and relatives. Or just ban them from email entirely. That would be sweet.

Breaking no-makeup selfie news: Queen Bey has entered the game.

A photo posted by Beyoncé (@beyonce) on Jun 22, 2015 at 9:31am PDT

What if I told you Beyoncé posted a no-makeup selfie? What if I told you she posted a swimsuit selfie? What if I told you...it was the same selfie? Open your eyes, everybody, because that's what happened and we are now living in a brave new world. The singer of no-makeup selfie anthem "Flawless," which includes the highly no-makeup selfie hashtagged lyrics "woke up like this," has posed with a fresh face in what some are bafflingly referring to as a "monokini." Will we ever be the same?

Probably yes, because even though she's not wearing makeup, Beyoncé still looks like she's glowing, so it's not one of those no-makeup selfies that really makes you think. And no, this is not Beyoncé's first no-makeup selfie rodeo.

But these pictures send the message that it's perfectly acceptable for women to interact with the world sans a covered face—if they want!—so hopefully it won't be her last.

"Attention, citizens of Winnipeg. Oral sex can be negatively affected by too much body hair. You have been warned."

Does the #Winnipeg chopper realize the entire West End can hear their convo about blow jobs right now? @winnipeg311#speakerphone#whoops
— Nat (@natncello) June 23, 2015

As far as police scandals go, this is pretty innocent. Well, maybe "innocent" isn't the right word, but at least no one was physically hurt. Emotionally scarred, perhaps, but unhurt. At around 10 p.m. last night, the hashtags #whoops and #speakerphone started trending in the Winnipeg, Canada area.

Umm... @wpgpolice ya might want to tell the helicopter they are broadcasting. Sounds like an interesting conversation between the 2 guys :)
— Lynn B (@likeflies) June 23, 2015

Pilots in the Winnipeg police helicopter having a conversation with their loudspeaker on. Pretty funny to hear. #Winnipeg#wpgpolice
— Jacob Serebrin (@jacobserebrin) June 23, 2015

The reason? Two Winnipeg police officers manning the Air 1 chopper were having what they thought was a private discussion, when in fact one of them had accidentally switched on the chopper's megaphone.

@natncello@Aaron_L_Ingram@winnipeg311 heard it here in the north end too lol
— Marie Cee (@MarieinPegcity) June 23, 2015

You know, that megaphone on police choppers that's usually utilized to say things like, "We have you surrounded. Drop your weapons and come out with your hands up." Except this time, it was a discussion about the proper amount of body hair in oral sex situations. The phrase "too much body hair" was used.

@PatOndabak@afixedaddress the only other words we could discern were "....too much body hair."
— Nat (@natncello) June 23, 2015

Unfortunately, since the chopper was on the move, we don't know who had too much body hair. Was one of the officers saying his romantic partner had complained about his body hair? Or was he saying his partner had too much? It's also possible that the phrase "too much body hair" came after the words "there can never be," although that would be more likely in Quebec.

That moment you realize you left the speakerphone on while having an X-rated conversation in a Police Helicopter. #whoops
— Robin B (@Mad_Skippy) June 23, 2015

The Winnipeg PD has acknowledged the incident and issued an apology (another way this is different than most police scandals—an actual, direct, speedy apology).

#Winnipeg, please accept our sincerest apologies for last night's conversation that was broadcast via Air 1. #whoopshttp://t.co/Gvka7fTaCy
— Winnipeg Police (@wpgpolice) June 23, 2015

Said the Department in a statement:

On June 22, 2015, at approximately 9:30 p.m., members of the Winnipeg Police Service Helicopter AIR1, while on routine patrol, inadvertently activated the aircraft's public address system. As a result, the flight crew's conversation was publically broadcast; some content of the conversation was inappropriate. The involved members were not able to hear the public address system from within the aircraft. They became aware their conversation had been broadcast and immediately turned the system off. The Winnipeg Police Service, the Flight Operations Unit, and the involved members sincerely apologize to all members of the public, especially those who overheard the broadcast. This incident is being reviewed. The outcome of this review will be determined at a later time.

We anxiously await the results of this review, particularly the department's official stance on body hair.

A comic book artist just made so many dreams come true by drawing Disney princesses as raptors.

Most women have more in common with this Raptor than the original Snow White.
(via XP Web Comic)

Do love the idea of a fairy tale ending but get caught up in the unrealistic portrayal of the women in animation? Did your childhood toy chest include both dinosaurs and princess dresses? Have you ever wanted to tear a dress to shreds like a wild animal? Then these amazing drawings are for you. Actually, these are for everyone!

Jasmine's ponytail is still flawless.(via XP Web Comic)

Artist Laura Cooper combined her passions perfectly in these hilarious drawings. On her site, she wrote:

"This is my collection of Disney Princesses as raptors. In honor of the movie Jurassic World, I decided to illustrate some raptors the way I feel they should be portrayed; as princesses. In the words of my self, “A princess is many things, and a raptor is one of them."

Just to make sure you read that amazing quote coined by Laura herself, here it is again:

“A princess is many things, and a raptor is one of them."

It's true, princesses are everywhere, sometimes they even make up entire softball teams. Laura illustrated all the big names in Disney, including Belle, Mulan and Ariel-eating-Ursula.

Pocahontas scared away the settlers. (via XP Web Comic)

If Friends were to film reunion episodes, these would be in the storyline when Ross and Monica Gellar worked together to create a comic book.

Belle IS the beast.(via XP Web Comic)

Check out the rest of the princess-raptors here!

Just read it, I don't want to ruin the amazing ending of this epic Craigslist ad.

Oh my Keyser Söze! That's a good twist ending.(via imgur)

Well, I have to agree with this guy. If anyone ever told me to give away my dog I would figure out a way to get rid of that person. I might even make a Craigslist ad to find someone to adopt the human who made the outrageous request that I forgo ownership of the most important person canine in my life.

According to Reddit, this post may have appeared online before, but it doesn't make it any less hilarious. I hope this guy writes more short stories, because I love a good surprise ending, and M. Night just isn't doing it for me anymore.

Here are some examples of why dogs are some of the best people in the world.

Lemon wanted to know if this would offend viewers, and he got his answer.

Here we go: @donlemon with a #ConfederateFlag and a "Nigger" banner. "Does this offend you?" #CNNTonightpic.twitter.com/gU8pfP9ars
— CNN Commentary (@CommentaryCNN) June 23, 2015

Don Lemon went live on CNN to pose an important question to viewers: "Why is Don Lemon still employed by CNN?" Seriously, this guy is never in the news for a positive reason. If he isn't telling rape victims how to not get raped, he's spreading misinformation about vaccines while shirtless. But this time, he's also gone too far.

Lemon appeared live on CNN, holding up a Confederate flag and asking viewers, "Does this offend you?" Then he did the same thing with a big sign that just had the N-word on it. He wanted to know if it offended people, and guess what? It did.

imagine being the PA sent to fedex kinko's to print this giant sign for don lemon pic.twitter.com/EtW9CyeYLo
— demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) June 23, 2015

CNN BREAKING NEWS: N.Y. prison fugitives hiding in same place as Don Lemon's sense of journalism.
— Neal Brennan (@nealbrennan) June 23, 2015

CNN's Don Lemon was just auditioning for the Die Hard reboot. #DonMcClane
— Steven BRODY Stevens (@BrodyismeFriend) June 23, 2015

A friend in cable news: "Don Lemon isn't bad at doing a good thing (journalism). He's good at doing a bad thing (cheap attention-getting)."
— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) June 23, 2015

I'm starting to think I shouldn't have given Don Lemon carte blanche on the design of my party invitations.
— Tom Ceraulo (@tceraulo) June 23, 2015

What do you think? Did Don Lemon's stunt offend you? Just kidding, don't tell us. If you do, then he wins.

Great news! Musicians from three bands you never want to hear again have combined into a Cerberus-like musical hellhound to haunt your aural nightmares.

Where's the fourth horseman? (via Getty Images)

Finally, there's a new summer anthem to make all the kids shout, "why, god, why?" So bring your self-loathing to the dance floor, because members of Uncle Kracker, Sugar Ray, and Better Than Ezra (specifically Mark McGrath, Uncle Kracker and Kevin Griffin) have created a Voltron of musical crapitude. What could they possibly sound like? Could it be an extended Uncle Kracker freestyle rap while the other guys pose around him and say things people remember from the 90s, like "grunge" and "frosted tips?" Well, I have the song embedded below, but first, I made an example Sugar Ray/Better Than Ezra/Uncle Kracker mash-up song to prepare you:

"I Don't Get Women, But I Get Music"

Every morning there's a halo hangin
from the corner of my girlfriend's four post bed
Aha, it was good living with you.
Aha, it was good living with you.
Aha, it was good living with you.
Aha, it was good living with you.
Aha, it was good living with you.
I'm just a M C to keep the boogie in the party.

Anyway, surprise: The real song is worse than that! The single's is titled "BYHB," which stands for "bring your hot body," and I want to bring my hot body far, far away from anything to do with this song. There's an emotional spoken breakdown that repeats the lyrics "Can I get a hey-hey/Can I get a what-what" in the same tone a sane singer would use to say "I love you." I feel like the entire subtext of this song is "I am terrified of real emotions, and if I stop singing about your hot bod, I'll have to face my scary feelings, so I'm gonna KEEP SINGING."

Here you go/I'm sorry:

One small step for man, one giant leap for 'Star Wars' becoming a reality.

Just when you thought the military couldn't think of any more ways to kill people, they have to go out and make a flying motorcycle. The project was originally developed by Chris Malloy of Malloy Aeronautics, a U.K.-based start-up specializing in drone technology. Malloy's original goal was to create a 1/3rd scale model of a hoverbike, which he accomplished with the help of Kickstarter. So yeah, sometimes there are other things you can invest in besides your friend's web series.

"I ditched my canoe for a sick hoverbike!"(via Malloy Aeronautics)

Malloy made the drone with the intention of raising funds for a full-sized, manned version of the bike. He christened his invention, "Hoverbike." Creativity isn't really Malloy's strong suit, but he has a hoverbike, so who gives a shit.

"Honey, could you please move your hoverbike so I can park?" (via Malloy Aeronautics)

After making a full-sized version that could fly (albeit still unmanned), it was announced at this month's Paris Air Show that Malloy's company would be collaborating with the US Army Research Laboratory in Maryland to make the real thing. If successfully completed, Malloy speculates that it could go as high as 10,000 feet and as fast as 173 m.p.h. The military speculates that it can be used for stealth and transport missions. The real question, however, is whether it can be used to deliver pizza.

You know how it's weird when you see an actor you know for one character do another? It's also weird when you see an actor you know for one character walk the runway with a picture of boobs on his chest.

"Daaaaaad!" (via Getty Images)

RJ Mitte, the actor best known for playing Walt Jr. on Breaking Bad, is now a model. Recently, he walked the runway for Vivienne Westwood's Spring/Summer 2016 show in Milan. And he has some good news, gentlemen: next year, you'll all be wearing ladybreasts with your paint-splattered sweats, 90s-throwback sandals, and dead-eyed expressions!

He modeled another outfit as well, which looks like a casino dealer woke up an hour late for work and got dressed while still drunk:

"I'm not drunk at work, you're drunk at work. Just give me the cards. I'm fine. It's just poker." (via Getty Images)

Mitte was also seen at Armani and Fendi shows, and seemed pretty stoked about the whole Milan fashion week experience, as evidenced by several tweets such as this one:

.@followVivienne#VivienneWestwood#milanfashionweek#mfw#shows#menswear thank u 4 having me! pic.twitter.com/r1OTnXW4Ir
— RJ Mitte (@RjMitte) June 21, 2015