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If you're looking for the Beast to your Belle, you need this dating website for Disney fans.
Plenty of Disney fans get together. Some even get engaged on Disney rides. And now they have their very own dating site: MouseMingle is a dating website with the mission to help everyone find their very own Mickey or Minnie. When members join the site, they're asked questions about their favorite Disney songs, Disney shopping habits, and “Disney nerd level” to help find that perfect match. While it might sound silly to have a dating site for a niche this specific, it could be more successful than other sites, especially since it was recently discovered that Tinder is full of people already in relationships. MouseMingle hopes to magically rise above the rest:
MouseMingle.com is the place to connect people who love Disney and who want that same magic in their relationship.
They have a point. Every relationship should be built on a foundation of overpriced parking and insanely long lines. But wait! It gets worse:
MouseMingle.com is dedicated to Disney fans. Traditional internet dating sites don't understand the passion people have for all things Disney. But we do.
That's right. Traditional dating sites don't understand Disney. You couldn't possibly list it as an interest or really show your dedication by saying you're a fan in your profile bio. Nope. Joining MouseMingle is the one and only way to find people that share that passion. The site's founder, Dave Tavres, explains his rationale for starting it:
I found it hard to find women who were as interested in Disney as I am.
Sorry to hear that, Dave.
You might be worried that you have to live in California or Florida to enjoy this dating site. Wrong! It's for everyone:
You don't need to live near a Disney Park to find someone like you. There are fans everywhere who want to find someone to share their Disney passions with - so create your profile and check your matches to find someone who loves Disney as much as you!
Everyone will have to wait patiently for the first marriage to result from MouseMingle. Hopefully Disney nerds are able to find true love in the digital age of dating. It's a small world, after all.
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A beautiful rare bird is the cool new thing to check out in Brooklyn, ya hipster.
This beautiful Italian ice-y bird is the first recorded adult male painted bunting that’s ever been to Brooklyn. According to the New York State Avian Records Committee, only 10 birds of this species have toured New York City proper since 1927, so it's kind of a hipster.
Naturally, bird watching enthusiasts are losing their sh*t and lurking outside the little dude's tree, located in Prospect Park.
Unfortunately, he doesn't appear to have a mate. Maybe he's having a mid-life crisis and left his family behind for the open air stream.
Who watches the bird watchers? The painted bunting watches.
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The first teaser for 'Game of Thrones' season 6 is here.
This teaser for the new season of Game of Thrones might be the most teasing teaser ever. As in: "Ha ha, Game of Thrones fan, you thought you were going to see footage from the new season? LOL! We got u!" Instead, the teaser is primarily comprised of footage from the last season, just in case you needed to be reminded that Jon Snow died they tried to convince us for like three months that Jon Snow died. Then, the teaser ends with this voiceover: "They have no idea what's going to happen." That's right. We don't know, because you didn't show us anything. Well, actually we do know one thing: Jon Snow is coming back, and we know this because they were really not good at hiding it.
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The funniest reactions people (and one cat) had to finding themselves under the mistletoe.
Everyone has a favorite holiday tradition, and for many lovers (or aspiring lovers), it's kissing under the mistletoe. Few things are more romantic than the birth of the lord and savior, after all, and mistletoe helps set the mood. Here are peoples' funniest reactions to finding themselves underneath the hemiparasitic plant.
1. This cat's reaction.
2. Blake making new friends with his contraption.
3. The Brigham Young University students pranking their fellow Mormons.
4. Joseph Gordon-Levitt ambushing James Corden.
5. The guy who meets his (waffle) maker.
6. The politest rejection ever.
7. This mistletoe drone strike.
8. Catwoman pulling a gun and then having a full-on orgasm.
9. The sheer potential of this pun.
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Jennifer Aniston already looks like a star in this old photo from before she was super-famous.
Now that celebrities have really started to dig through their old shoe boxes full of soft focus prints, there are so many more wonderful Throw-Back Thursdays out there. This week, Blossom and Big Bang Theory actress Mayim Bialik has got the juice. Back in 1990, Bialik was in a show with Jennifer Aniston called Molloy, which didn't last long. In it, the girls played step-sisters.
One of them was supposed to be a nerd. One was supposed to be a snob. Can you guess which is which from looking at the picture Bialik posted today?
Yes, Aniston was glam even before she moved to New York City and became the queen of Friends. That's why everyone copied her haircut:
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Fed up flight attendant goes public with theory on why airline passengers are so horrible.
Heather Poole, a flight attendant turned author, recently posted an article on Mashable theorizing why people feel they have the right to be such a-holes when flying, and it checks out. She begins by recounting all the mean things people have said and tweeted about her while on the job. She then breaks down her thoughts on the source of their rudeness by positing two theories.
The first theory concerns the fact that when you're flying, you won't be judged for your actions by anyone you know:
First, it's the feeling of anonymity of being on an airplane. You can be the worst version of yourself and there’s nobody around to judge. Well, nobody you care about anyway. F*ck that lady in front of you, right?
The second theory concerns social media:
And Facebook — or Twitter or Instagram — is the second reason I think bad behavior is on the rise. Just like on a plane, there’s a mental distance. You may be in a room full of people when you sit down at your desk to log on, but it’s almost like you’re all alone, surrounded by hundreds of other people you don’t really know. That makes it easier to say things you might not say in front of your close family or friends. That makes it easier to tell someone you barely know where they can stick it if they dare disagree with your opinion.
Yep, checks out. Everyone is already terrible, and they get even more terrible when they think no one is watching.
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Cop stops traffic to put a miniature donkey in the backseat of his cruiser.
Officer Kyle Canaan of the Norman, Oklahoma police department got a rather strange call on Tuesday morning when he was asked to help with a lost ass (aka donkey) that was wandering on a busy road. It must have been a nerve-racking situation, because you never know if you're going to encounter a super chill donkey or one that kicks. But duty called, and he rose to the challenge:
I was called to check an animal at large. My primary concern was with the donkey and the people driving down the road. We had to make sure everyone was safe.
Animal at large! The dispatcher probably had a difficult time remembering the code number for donkey at large. An owner has not yet come forward to claim the beast:
We're still trying to figure out who the owner is so, hopefully, this will help the owner get reunited with it. It was different I had this situation with the donkey, but it doesn’t surprise me. It’s a one-in-a-career deal.
This is indeed a once-in-a-career call for a law enforcement officer. Hopefully the donkey is able to attend the ceremony when Officer Canaan receives the award he is sure to get for this.
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This mom became addicted to giving her daughter's lunches cool labels.
Imgur user Roboguzu was told by her daughter's school that she had to label her lunches, so she decided to "have some fun with it" on the first day. She wrote a simple-but-cute little joke on the bag. That was that.
She couldn't help herself, though, and became a full-on fun-lunch-label addict.
This is just a sampling—she posted dozens. Hopefully this amount of work also went into what's inside.
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Brief holiday.
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This stepdad's 'beer yoga' is awesome enough that you'll actually consider exercising.
"Beer yoga" sounds like some bro's joke about how he'd do yoga if he could drink beer while doing it and also not do any of those dumb stretches. But the actual beer yoga done by YouTube user alysemv's 60-year-old stepdad is much cooler and more impressive than anything a dumb bro could do. In fact, it's so impressive that a shoeless adult man slowly lowering himself to the floor and putting his butt in the air on Thanksgiving was considered really cool and not a drunk embarrassment.
Want to do this too? Start learning yoga in this man's dog's yoga video.
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Lazy naked guy thinks he's art.
Did you know you can get naked and take a dump in a box and call it art? That's pretty much what "visionary" Almar Atlason is doing live on Youtube right now. The 23-year-old student is spending a week living completely nude in a glass box at the Iceland Academy of the Arts. Atlason told the Iceland Reviewthat the project is an experiment in "complete anarchy." Which might be a fancy way to say, "Check out how lazy and gross I am."
Tune in if you want to watch him do such artistic things as sit in his own filth, play with his dong, or take a big dump. Atlason started this art project on Nov. 30, and is expected to continue until Dec. 6. Click here to see the live stream if you're really into art:
This piece could also be called, "How to make your parents really regret paying your tuition."
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Will Forte explains how to make a dildo after his hands-on tour of a local sex toy factory.
With so many manufacturing jobs being outsourced abroad, it is heartwarming to hear about vital factory work still being done in the good, ol' US of A. Will Forte's show, The Last Man on Earth, films in a studio in Los Angeles that just so happens to be next to a dildo factory. Forte went in with his coworkers for a hands-on experience, which turned out to be an HR nightmare. It was a fascinating learning experience, as Forte got to meet the people who put the silicone in the mold, and the artists who hand-paint the veins. A lot of hard work and love goes into making your hard lovemaking toy.
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11 of the weirdest notes ever left by landlords for their tenants.
Landlords, or as they prefer to be known—"property managers"—are a special breed. They're kind of like a parent, they're kind of a neighbor, and they always seem to want your money for some reason. And their preferred method of communication is paper-and-pen, and it's usually public. Why? Because they own the walls and might as well use them is why. Warning: Some language is NSFW.
1. Mo money, mo problems.
2. SIT in your apartment.
3. Honesty is not the best policy.
4. 'Graphity' is art.
5. Don't even think of bringing pork into the shower.
6. It's worse than widespread cheating by varsity athletes.
7. Keep Austin weird.
8. Another 9/11 prevented.
9. A friendly reminder.
10. Looks ruff.
11. Seuss yourself.
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This dog provided backing vocals for Adele and actually did a pretty good job.
YouTuber Disney Robey caught her dog Buckeye singing along to Adele in the car. Amazingly, Buckeye actually has a pretty good sense of timing and pitch. Robey posted the video about two weeks ago, and it has since garnered over 200,000 views. In the comments section, she explains that she rescued Buckeye right before she was to be put down, and that she serves her as an assistance dog because of her disabilities.
It's a inspirational animal story and an Adele story all in one!
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Kylie Jenner's dog-loving Instagram followers got her investigated by Animal Control.
Kylie Jenner, the preferred Kardashian among the children who are our future, is getting investigated by LA County Animal Control. According to TMZ, complaints were made after Kylie shared an Instagram video of her dogs and one of them, Bambi, looked extremely skinny. But don't let your grand illusions about Kylie Jenner being a perfect saint get shattered yet. The organization investigates any complaint of animal neglect, and Kylie's dog is a naturally small Italian greyhound. So this could just be a case of Instagram followers looking for a new reason to get all riled up about the Kardashians. Although Kim is currently pregnant, so people have been finding plenty to work with there.
An anonymous source who may or may not be affiliated with Someecards is also reporting that Kylie Jenner's dogs are cute.
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Magical makeup artist makes women with terrible acne look smooth as a baby's bottom.
Everyone uses makeup for different reasons: for some it's a lifestyle, for some it's a nightmare, and for some it's a last ditch effort when you don't know how to deal with your skin breaking out. Women with acne have to face teasing and outright bullying all the time, especially as teenagers when kids are at their most sociopathically cruel. The three women in this video have been dealing with it for varying lengths of time and they talk pretty eloquently about the challenges of having something you're insecure about right on your face where everyone can see. Then they get transformed by makeup artist Arax Grevorgyan:
Women With Acne Get Makeup Transformations
Posted by Top Knot on Thursday, December 3, 2015
The ladies seem to love it, and are inspired by some of the tips they got for application. They also just want other women and men with acne to know they're not alone and that they too can rock a bold lip:
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