Steph Curry's half-court game-winning shot with .6 seconds left is the stuff of basketball daydreams.

February 28, 2016, 6:29 am

≫ Next: Kevin Spacey sneaks up on an unsuspecting film crew before driving off, laughing.

To describe what happened in adult terms, Steph Curry secured a victory for the Golden State Warriors over the Oklahoma City Thunder with a half-court missile that broke their tie with 0.6 seconds left on the clock. It was the kind of moment that's usually reserved for the fantasies of a middle-schooler who's gotten bored in class: "Tie game, the crowd is roaring" (kid makes roaring-crowd noise) "Oklahoma tries to win, no good, Steph Curry gets the rebound," (more, louder roaring-crowd noise) "Four seconds, can he do it? Three, two, I guess it's over-OHMYGODFROMDOWNTOWN."

https://twitter.com/NBA/status/703800746882433024

Not only is Curry almost definitely going to be this year's MVP, his twinkle-toed celebration is pretty charming as well—although not as charming as this kid who approached Steph at a game to ask if Steph's daughter would be his Valentine.

Related: 5'5" high school b-ball player gets applause from the other team after videogame-like dunk.

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Kevin Spacey sneaks up on an unsuspecting film crew before driving off, laughing.

February 28, 2016, 7:25 am

≫ Next: Man filming a small rockslide has to haul ass when the mountainside falls off.

≪ Previous: Steph Curry's half-court game-winning shot with .6 seconds left is the stuff of basketball daydreams.

Kevin Spacey is many things—the feared President Frank Underwood, the pathos-soaked protagonist of American Beauty, Verbal Kint—but he's also embracing his role as America's Pal (Tom Hanks has to take a day off sometimes, ya know). Here, we see the two-time Oscar-winner engage in the time-honored celebrity tradition of sneaking up on normals—in this case a film crew shooting a not-super-glamorous-looking commercial—before rejecting their requests that he join them by driving off with a cackle and leaving them to their dull, unfamous lives.

What movie are you shooting?
Posted by Kevin Spacey on Saturday, February 27, 2016

Feel free to drop by Someecards and laugh at the writers any time, Kevin. They'll probably react like this woman in the last frame of the video who just realized she'll never be as cool as Kevin Spacey:

She is about to cry, her friend is resigned to his fate, and Kevin Spacey is rich and famous and laughing.

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Man filming a small rockslide has to haul ass when the mountainside falls off.

February 28, 2016, 9:52 am

≫ Next: A fascist-quoting Twitter bot was created just to see if Trump would retweet it. He did.

≪ Previous: Kevin Spacey sneaks up on an unsuspecting film crew before driving off, laughing.

Bret Edwards was working to clear some debris on a highway near Elk City, Idaho, when a few more rocks started falling onto the road—no big deal, happens all the time, protocol is to get out of the way and wait. Bret started filming the falling rocks, and it's a very pretty scene, but not too exciting until about 50 seconds in, when a tree suddenly falls. Then, more and more dirt seems to be coming from somewhere near the giant boulder in the middle of the hill, but what exactly is happening is unclear until the whole mountainside starts moving and it's time to run away screaming. Stay tuned for the end to see the aftermath.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OY5zqUzMx2k

Yeah ok, no more going outside. Outside is dangerous.

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A fascist-quoting Twitter bot was created just to see if Trump would retweet it. He did.

February 28, 2016, 11:15 am

≫ Next: People shared the disheartening workplace moments that made them stop caring about their jobs.

≪ Previous: Man filming a small rockslide has to haul ass when the mountainside falls off.

Not long after re-orienting themselves into a politics-focused site, writers at Gawker apparently created a Twitter account that tweets quotes from Benito Mussolini, the "father of fascism" and inspiration to Hitler (before becoming Hitler's lesser ally), and attributes them to Donald Trump. Many of the lines weren't actually too much of a stretch.

https://twitter.com/ilduce2016/status/704005716764450816

Although Donald Trump arguably has a stronger Twitter game (except for spell check) than any candidate to date, he has one social media Achilles' Heel—he will manually retweet almost anything praising him, even if it is from known KKK members, white supremacists, and other spewers of hate. Presumably, it's because he doesn't check his sources. Everyone presumes that because the alternative, that Trump knows what he's doing, is much worse. This happens, um, way more often than you would think, like this quote from @WhiteGenocideTM.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/690562515500032000?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

So, Gawker created @ilduce2016, a reference to Mussolini's title at the head of the Italian fascist regime, Il Duce, or The Leader. Today, they struck paydirt.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/703900742961270784?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

People were quick to realize what had happened.

https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/703912576363552768?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfwhttps://twitter.com/radovankavicky/status/703951379103150080?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

And before long, Gawker came forward to take credit.

https://twitter.com/Gawker/status/703974595787882498?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

So, what did Trump think? He played it off like everyone quotes Mussolini, and said fine with it. So, either he's pretending that he knew about this instance, or he was pretending not to know all the times he retweeted white supremacists.

Congrats, guys, and well played. Head over to Gawker to read more about how they set this honeypot for the political world's most avid (yet apparently gullible) tweeter.

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People shared the disheartening workplace moments that made them stop caring about their jobs.

February 28, 2016, 1:33 pm

≫ Next: Article 181

≪ Previous: A fascist-quoting Twitter bot was created just to see if Trump would retweet it. He did.

We all have complicated relationships with our jobs, but like all relationships, some of them are healthy and help both partners grow over time, and others are dysfunctional and manipulative, leaving one person feeling trapped. When someone asked people on reddit, "What work moment made your attitude go from proud employee to "I'm just here for the paycheck"?" the results were enlightening, amusing, and depressing all at once. If you're an employee, keep an eye out for these red flags in your own workplace life, and if you're a boss, for the love of all that is good, please don't be like these awful, awful superiors.

1. This story is so universal, there's probably a version of it in the Old Testament.

2. This man is a hero to customers everywhere. Naturally, bosses hates him.

3. How to use (terrible) bonuses to (de)motivate people.

4. "Oh, you have a skill none of the other employees possess? Let's completely isolate you and make it really weird."

5. Let us travel back in time to an era where RadioShack was an exciting (and existing) place to work.

6. Did you know that major coffee chain employees were once actually invested in helping their brands grow?

7. Management tip: If you can't (or won't) pay more than minimum wage, at least don't be insulting about it.

8. Fun Fact: CEOs are four times as likely as the general public to be clinical psychopaths.

9. The moral of this story is "don't be good at your job if you want to be successful."

10. Do: stand up for yourself. Do not: attempt cheesy walk-off lines.

11. How managers can create (dis)loyal employees and achieve a huge (negative) turnaround in productivity by being strict(ly a jerk) about the rules, Part 1.

12. How managers can create (dis)loyal employees and achieve a huge (negative) turnaround in productivity by being strict(ly a jerk) about the rules, Part 2.

13. When you ask the company to blow some cool air and find out they're blowing hot air in response.

14. This is rage-inducing enough that it could be hazardous to health—or the makings of a great TV show.

15. "You have to run the store yourself...hey, why isn't your store doing well?"

16. Being a good cop seems really frustrating. Sorry, good cops.

17. Ever wonder why so many companies have terrible Twitter accounts?

18. Strap in, kids, it's very-frustrating-story time.

19. Here's the most-recently-disillusioned employee in North America.

20. Finally, we have one employee who put all these lessons into action: don't do more than you have to if your boss will never acknowledge it.

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Article 181

February 24, 2016, 12:50 pm

≫ Next: Comedians feed porn actors their lines, and the result is a scene no one would fast-forward through.

≪ Previous: People shared the disheartening workplace moments that made them stop caring about their jobs.

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Comedians feed porn actors their lines, and the result is a scene no one would fast-forward through.

February 28, 2016, 2:36 pm

≫ Next: Article 49

≪ Previous: Article 181

Comedians Nikki Glaser and Kyle Kinane, who are bad at and uncomfortable with dirty talk, respectively, tried to make porn dialogue a little more fun on the latest episode of Not Safe with Nikki Glaser by feeding lines directly to porn stars Jake Jace and Luna Star while they, uh, created a scene together. The result is "Aural Sex," and it's very amusing and also pretty impressive. Not only due to Nikki and Kyle's ability to keep improvising despite a very distracting situation, but mostly because it really showcases the professionalism of the porn actors, who have to say very silly things while, um, performing at a very strenuous level. Oh, this is NSFW. Not like, totally NSFW (stuff is blurred), but it's not like what's happening (sex) is unclear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8kRdM7dbJE

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Article 49

February 28, 2016, 3:00 pm

≫ Next: Celebrities Instagram themselves getting ready for the Oscars, so you can see them go from beautiful to more beautiful.

≪ Previous: Comedians feed porn actors their lines, and the result is a scene no one would fast-forward through.

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Celebrities Instagram themselves getting ready for the Oscars, so you can see them go from beautiful to more beautiful.

February 28, 2016, 4:40 pm

≫ Next: Alicia Vikander is the Belle of the ball with a Disney Princess-inspired look at the Oscars.

≪ Previous: Article 49

It's finally Oscar Sunday, which is like the Super Bowl but for beautiful people (unless Tom Brady is playing, in which case the Oscars are just whiter). The stars are getting ready to celebrate each other and themselves, and their behind-the-scenes Instagrams shed light on the process of going from beautiful to beautifuller.

1. Mark and Mrs. Ruffalo getting ready.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCWRU0PrDVi/?taken-by=markruffalohttps://www.instagram.com/p/BCWX8MhrDUE/

2. Brie Larson having the most important meal of the day.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCVml5AkZsG/?taken-by=brielarson

3. Chris Rock pregaming with a Happy Meal.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCVuDF9im34/?taken-by=chrisrock

4. Prinyanka Chopra making sure her earrings are properly fastened.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCWRVjwpszw/?taken-by=priyankachopra

5. Sam Smith ready to go.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCWIspuR2c7/?taken-by=samsmithworld

6. Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber ready for the SPOTLIGHT! (Haha how many times can one make that joke?)

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCWShyIRiUY/?tagged=oscars

7. Chrissy Teigen and fetus getting glam.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCWSSa7pjU1/?taken-by=chrissyteigen

8. Jacob Tremblay in the backseat, ready to wiggle and jump out like he did in Room.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCWPclYnqBD/?taken-by=jacobtremblay

9. Maria Menounos mid-blush.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCVrRmVMwWY/?taken-by=mariamenounos

10. Pharrell, Helen, and Pharrell's reflection.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCWTAuOkW0r/?taken-by=pharrell

11. Katherine McNamara is a person who is getting her hair curled.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCWRp79u-GT/?tagged=oscars

12. Reese Witherspoon counting down.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCWUJ2EihaI/?taken-by=reesewitherspoonhttps://www.instagram.com/p/BCWRCKaihTX/?taken-by=reesewitherspoon

13. Anne Hathaway, her Oscar, and her fetus are all ready to watch.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCWO5o7l0Gh/?taken-by=annehathaway

14. Kelly Ripa and her village.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCWRfOoOKs4/?taken-by=kellyripa

15. Kevin Hart, back in black.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCWU_hZiYka/?taken-by=kevinhart4real

16. Kerry Washington with a peek at her cute cuticles.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCWWVekgBkI/?taken-by=kerrywashington

17. Common cutting it close.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCWQiYCtmr4/?taken-by=common

18. Sylvester Stallone selfie.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCWUr41xxVL/?taken-by=officialslystallone

19. Giuliana Rancic ramping up.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCV2OrPQi4o/

20. Heidi Klum making sure her mascara isn't klumpy.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCWNDF-D1eO/

21. Lady Gaga lube-ing up her vocal chords.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCWYtUYPjpK/?taken-by=elleusa

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Alicia Vikander is the Belle of the ball with a Disney Princess-inspired look at the Oscars.

February 28, 2016, 5:36 pm

≫ Next: Whoopsies! This beauty website confused Whoopi Goldberg for Oprah Winfrey at the Oscars.

≪ Previous: Celebrities Instagram themselves getting ready for the Oscars, so you can see them go from beautiful to more beautiful.

Best Supporting Actress nominee (and former Swedish soap opera star) Alicia Vikander arrived at the Oscars in a yellow Louis Vuitton gown. The yellow set off the Internet's Disney-dar, resulting in a flood of comparisons to a certain Beauty: Belle.

Looking like the Disney princess, Vikander gracefully glided across the read carpet like Belle does on the dance floor with the Beast.

https://twitter.com/Allure_magazine/status/704085685498683393

It's a tale as old as old as time and true as it can be.

https://twitter.com/Variety/status/704085240407412736https://twitter.com/etnow/status/704087556133146624https://twitter.com/e_FashionPolice/status/704086308797321216https://twitter.com/People_Style/status/704100201099870208https://twitter.com/BroadwayWorld/status/704102189522767872https://twitter.com/DisneyStyle/status/704096492034740224https://twitter.com/DLifestylers/status/704085562832121856

Fun fact: She's dating Michael Fassbender, so that would make him the Beast, which is not too far off from Steve Jobs.

Slay, Belle. Slay.

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Whoopsies! This beauty website confused Whoopi Goldberg for Oprah Winfrey at the Oscars.

February 28, 2016, 5:55 pm

≫ Next: Here's Chris Rock's #Oscars monologue and the funniest reactions to it on social media.

≪ Previous: Alicia Vikander is the Belle of the ball with a Disney Princess-inspired look at the Oscars.

The first Oscar blunder of the night happened before the award show even began. The website Total Beauty totally screwed up their red carpet coverage by Tweeting out a picture of Whoopi Goldberg and saying it was Oprah. Never mind the fact that Oprah doesn't have tats or dreads or is a completely different person. Get it together Total Beauty! Oprah's not even at the Oscars, she's at home eating bread.

#OscarsSoWhite we can't tell the difference between Oprah & Whoopi.

The tweet was quickly deleted, but not before social media could react.

https://twitter.com/JBomb11/status/704098815284908032https://twitter.com/usweekly/status/704112120888205313https://twitter.com/nypost/status/704103586284834816https://twitter.com/studioexec1/status/704103903651041285https://twitter.com/HeyMisterDJ_ATL/status/704116577218797568https://twitter.com/KevinMarshall/status/704104534537347077https://twitter.com/hollyrpeete/status/704099572356935680https://twitter.com/ryenarussillo/status/704098989629698049

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Here's Chris Rock's #Oscars monologue and the funniest reactions to it on social media.

February 28, 2016, 6:48 pm

≫ Next: Here’s a sneak peek at what it might look like if Leonardo DiCaprio wins at the #Oscars.

≪ Previous: Whoopsies! This beauty website confused Whoopi Goldberg for Oprah Winfrey at the Oscars.

After lots of preemptive thinkpieces, Chris Rock finally unleashed his Oscars monologue—and yes, he took on #OscarsSoWhite in a powerful, full-throated, and funny way, gifting the world with the phrase "Sorority Racist."

Twitter comedians, already mostly onboard, reached near-consensus with regards to their assessment of Rock's monologue.

https://twitter.com/MattGoldich/status/704120029751742464https://twitter.com/TheMikeLawrence/status/704120043701977088https://twitter.com/HireMeImFunny/status/704120287974060032https://twitter.com/MikeDrucker/status/704120984257875970https://twitter.com/amyschumer/status/704120970974523392https://twitter.com/JusReign/status/704120363467337728https://twitter.com/billyeichner/status/704120239332569088https://twitter.com/TheRoot/status/704120151055187972https://twitter.com/comedianluke/status/704118654477193216https://twitter.com/poniewozik/status/704121017460002816https://twitter.com/curlycomedy/status/704119445275410432https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/704120114531012608https://twitter.com/nightlyshow/status/704120238531547137https://twitter.com/kumailn/status/704119365419970561https://twitter.com/ddlovato/status/704118606057967616https://twitter.com/jessetyler/status/704119915624574977

While most of Twitter was happy, many found that Rock became a bit sexist during his bit about sexism.

https://twitter.com/NewRepublic/status/704125217434705920https://twitter.com/TheCut/status/704118498964971520https://twitter.com/FeministMN/status/704128038108200960https://twitter.com/emilynussbaum/status/704120870453829633https://twitter.com/GeeDee215/status/704128566859014144

The fact that Rock will pop up intermittently is the biggest reason to stick out the 3.5 hours. That and the hope that someone will explain what Stacey Dash was up to.

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Here’s a sneak peek at what it might look like if Leonardo DiCaprio wins at the #Oscars.

February 28, 2016, 7:55 pm

≫ Next: 37 of the funniest reactions from comedians on Twitter to the 2016 Academy Awards.

≪ Previous: Here's Chris Rock's #Oscars monologue and the funniest reactions to it on social media.

It's an annual tradition to ask "Is this finally Leo's year?" on Oscar Sunday. Cartoonist and flipbook artist The Flippist created this awesome short film that's gone viral around the Internet today, depicting what would likely happen if/when Leo's dream comes true. (Spoiler alert: he's reunited with the co-star with whom he had his best chemistry).

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCVt-oHSvQT/

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37 of the funniest reactions from comedians on Twitter to the 2016 Academy Awards.

February 28, 2016, 9:29 pm

≫ Next: The best Twitter reactions to Stacey Dash's awkward cameo at the Oscars.

≪ Previous: Here’s a sneak peek at what it might look like if Leonardo DiCaprio wins at the #Oscars.

It's the biggest show of the year, and this year was no exception! Chris Rock addressed the #OscarsSoWhite controversy head-on in his sharply hilarious monologue, Louis CK cracked the room up, Lady Gaga wowed the room with her powerful performance, Leo DiCaprio finally won an Oscar, and Spotlight took Best Picture. Twitter is always at its finest during award shows, and the wit sparkled tonight. Here are the 37 of the funniest reactions to the 2016 Academy Awards!

1.

https://twitter.com/billyeichner/status/704104211953266689

2.

https://twitter.com/pushinghoops/status/704119509813223424

3.

https://twitter.com/Travon/status/704120010944454657

4.

https://twitter.com/rejectedjokes/status/704122452624867329

5.

https://twitter.com/funnyordie/status/704129605234331648

6.

https://twitter.com/ChaseMit/status/704130145716719616

7.

https://twitter.com/joshgondelman/status/704146601179267072

8.

https://twitter.com/brendohare/status/704140949514031106

9.

https://twitter.com/birbigs/status/704147160569409537

10.

https://twitter.com/bobvulfov/status/704136847711191040

11.

https://twitter.com/MaraWritesStuff/status/704142710886821888

12.

https://twitter.com/annetdonahue/status/704141297939058688

13.

https://twitter.com/kumailn/status/704143357002567682

14.

https://twitter.com/alicewetterlund/status/704145041179017217

15.

https://twitter.com/JosephScrimshaw/status/704145705724542976

16.

https://twitter.com/jennyandteets/status/704146580195115008

17.

https://twitter.com/seanoconnz/status/704146344974245889

18.

https://twitter.com/nerdist/status/704146303312273408

19.

https://twitter.com/TheFienPrint/status/704147753958440960

20.

https://twitter.com/curlycomedy/status/704148915524911105

21.

https://twitter.com/jonnysun/status/704149358103674880

22.

https://twitter.com/shelbyfero/status/704156769946202114

23.

https://twitter.com/jwoodham/status/704158209368420352

24.

https://twitter.com/SortaBad/status/704158865214967808

25.

https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/704162340032409600

26.

https://twitter.com/mistertodd/status/704164541672747008

27.

https://twitter.com/nealbrennan/status/704164513306832896

28.

https://twitter.com/johnmoe/status/704166536513126400

29.

https://twitter.com/HireMeImFunny/status/704074996050747392

30.

https://twitter.com/1942bs/status/704072606627008513

31.

https://twitter.com/BuckyIsotope/status/704168082567106560

32.

https://twitter.com/jakefogelnest/status/704168054012313601

33.

https://twitter.com/MikeDrucker/status/704168581374877696

34.

https://twitter.com/brookswheelan/status/704169630198173696

35.

https://twitter.com/michcoll/status/704169526972252160

36.

https://twitter.com/morninggloria/status/704169593800167424

37.

https://twitter.com/seanoconnz/status/704171144484487169

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The best Twitter reactions to Stacey Dash's awkward cameo at the Oscars.

February 29, 2016, 12:05 am

≫ Next: Best actor.

≪ Previous: 37 of the funniest reactions from comedians on Twitter to the 2016 Academy Awards.

In an Oscars ceremony filled with uncomfortable moments—most of them enjoyable, at least, thanks to host Chris Rock's incisive monologue—the most butt-clenching moment of all occurred when Rock invited Stacey "BET lies to American black people" Dash onstage as the "the director of [the Academy's] minority outreach program." Dash, who is most famous for starring in Clueless and criticizing other black people as an ultra-conservative Fox News correspondent, came onstage for a brief, insane moment to say "I cannot wait to help my people out. Happy Black History Month!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BQldXH_aPY&feature=youtu.be

It made even Chrissy Teigen uncomfortable, and nothing phases her. The whole segment happened so quickly that it seemed like a strange fever dream, so people turned to Twitter to make jokes and to reassure each other that yes, that did actually just happen. Here are some of the best tweets about the ceremony's weirdest moment.

1.

https://twitter.com/alyssalimp/status/704317955455258624

2.

https://twitter.com/mynameisntdave/status/704135676200165377

3.

https://twitter.com/soniasaraiya/status/704135553009246208

4.

https://twitter.com/MichaelHartney/status/704126282011971584

5.

https://twitter.com/themooksterr/status/704125776195657732

6.

https://twitter.com/goldengateblond/status/704125606003216388

7.

https://twitter.com/saraschaefer1/status/704125426881265664

8.

https://twitter.com/mikeVcella/status/704125387631042560

9.

https://twitter.com/natasharothwell/status/704125266612789248

10.

https://twitter.com/JamilSmith/status/704125018268164099

11.

https://twitter.com/annetdonahue/status/704124972080431109

12.

https://twitter.com/SaraJBenincasa/status/704124889326755840

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Best actor.

February 29, 2016, 5:00 am

≫ Next: Joe Biden and Lady Gaga teamed up at the Oscars to raise awareness of sexual assault on campus.

≪ Previous: The best Twitter reactions to Stacey Dash's awkward cameo at the Oscars.

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Joe Biden and Lady Gaga teamed up at the Oscars to raise awareness of sexual assault on campus.

February 29, 2016, 5:07 am

≫ Next: 9 beautiful celebrities who are also really ugly criers.

≪ Previous: Best actor.

On Sunday night, the Academy Awards ceremony was visited by someone who's even better at working a roomful of people: professional politician Vice President Joe Biden, who introduced Lady Gaga's incredibly moving performance of "Til It Happens To You." It was a departure from the normal Oscars routine, and even the (hilariously) political nature of Chris Rock's hosting stint. The Vice President gave an impassioned talk about the prevalence of sexual violence on college campuses (the subject of the Oscar-nominated documentary The Hunting Ground), and urged viewers to take a stand and to make a pledge at ItsOnUs.org. Arriving to the Indiana Jones theme, the Veep was greeted enthusiastically and had one of the lines of the night with "I'm the least qualified person in this room."

Then, the spotlight turned to Lady Gaga, who gave one of her most emotionally impactful performances at any awards show. She performed "Til It Happens To You," the song she co-wrote with Diane Warren for The Hunting Groundand leaving the room full of A-listers with tears and chills.

https://twitter.com/LGMonsterFacts/status/704158722688352257https://twitter.com/KeshaRose/status/704163207707897856

ItsOnUs.org crashed Sunday night from overwhelming traffic, but hopefully you can visit today. You can watch the official video for Gaga's video here in case you're not done feeling.

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9 beautiful celebrities who are also really ugly criers.

February 29, 2016, 5:37 am

≫ Next: Leonardo DiCaprio uses Oscar acceptance speech to say there's something else humanity is horribly late on.

≪ Previous: Joe Biden and Lady Gaga teamed up at the Oscars to raise awareness of sexual assault on campus.

Although there weren't any big tears at this year's Oscars, one of the highlights of watching awards shows, movies, and TV is watching beautiful people cry. There's just something about seeing those perfect faces scrunched up and snotty that makes a person feel good about themselves. Don't feel bad for these crybabies, not only have many of them (LEO!) won an Oscar, they're also in very rich, famous, and usually-good-looking company.

1. Leonardo DiCaprio

2. Claire Danes

3. Chrissy Teigen (at the 2015 Golden Globes)

When you see a cute dog, but you aren't allowed to pet it.

4. Britney Spears

When your roommate eats the last slice of pizza.

5. LeBron James

When you find out Downton Abbey has only one more episode.

6. Sarah Michelle Gellar

When you realize it's not the 90's anymore.

7. Kim Kardashian

8. James Van Der Beek

When you're having a great hair day, but you've got no plans.

9. Tobey Maguire

When you wasted 3 hours watching an awards show.

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Leonardo DiCaprio uses Oscar acceptance speech to say there's something else humanity is horribly late on.

February 29, 2016, 5:47 am

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Last night, actor Leonardo DiCaprio finally (!) won a Best Actor Oscar, taking home the statue for his role in The Revenant. In a speech that seemed well-rehearsed (he, like everyone, knew he would win), DiCaprio clarified that the movie wasn't just made as a way to get him the Oscar he's deserved since What's Eating Gilbert Grape?. It was also an exploration of the relationship between humanity and nature, which is currently not so great because of climate change.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyp_DVgT260

"Climate change is real. It is happening right now. It is the most urgent threat facing our entire species and we need to work collectively together and stop procrastinating," DiCaprio said. Let's hope it takes humanity less time to act on this important matter than it did for us to get Leo his Oscar.

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