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Khloé Kardashian says 'don't read too deep' into her long, emotional letter that's probably about Lamar Odom.

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Khloé Kardashian was in the process of divorcing her pro-basketball player husband Lamar Odom when he overdosed in a New Mexico brothel in October. Kardashian put the divorce proceedings on hold and stayed by his side throughout his recovery (figuratively and literally). But Khloe's reportedly been stressed about the fact that Odom has been drinking again (who can blame her?), despite the fact that he almost died.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BEBpOnjhRhp/?hl=en

On Sunday, Khloe posted an Instagram with a sad, sweet, but also kind of cryptic letter about letting go of people you love when they don't or aren't able to love you back. Because that's how celebrities use Instagram.

Her caption reads in full:

'Letting go doesn't mean that you don't care about someone anymore. It's just realizing that the only person you really have control over is yourself.' Letting go with love takes great strength. We have to learn to stop taking on peoples problems as if they are our own. Loving people does not mean we have to carry their burdens and confusions on our back. Sadly, You can only express your opinion on a situation. You can't want their life more than they do. This is in fact their life to figure out on their own and in their own time. I do believe in timing. I do believe timing is everything. You forcing your beliefs and dreams down ones throat is only going to cause resentment and possibly manifest deeper issues. Possibly to the point of no return. 'People say time heals all wounds... I say time heals wounds but scars are left to remind you what you have been through and what you survived.' Stop shattering your own heart by trying to make a relationship (friend, family, partner) work that clearly isn’t meant to work. We have to stop trying to repaint people's colors. We have to learn to believe the love we AREN'T given. You can't love someone into loving you. (God I wish it were that easy) You can’t force someone to be loyal, kind, understanding. You can’t force someone to be the person you need them to be. Even if it's for their own good!! Sometimes the person you want most is the person you’re best without. You have to understand... some things ARE supposed to happen in your life, but they just are NOT meant to be. Damn... It took me so many years to understand that. Don’t lose yourself by trying to fix what’s meant to stay broken. God always has a plan even if we can't understand it (or don't want to understand it) Even in the darkest of places... Our Lord sees His vision. We might not understand it at the moment but I promise you, your future will always bring understanding and clarity of why things didn’t work out. Don’t put your happiness on hold for someone (family, friend, partner) who isn’t holding on to you. 'A Girl once told me… Be careful when trying to fix a broken person. For you may cut yourself on their shattered pieces.'

She's got a lot of things in quotation marks there, but no attribution. Who said these things, Khloé? Was it a real person? Or is she just looking at a catalog for motivational posters?

Of course, everyone freaked out and assumed this was her way of saying she was done with Lamar and the marriage. After Lamar got out of the hospital, it looked like Khloe might actually stay with him; he attended Kanye West's fashion show with the rest of the Kardashian family, and he spent Easter Sunday with them. They even went on a date in March. But her post has over 26,000 comments, and websites immediately started speculating about what her letter meant. Is it about Lamar? Is she done with him for good now?

Immediately before that Instagram, she posted another one.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BEBmBi5hRpN/

The caption on this one is much shorter: "Just because someone doesn't love you the way you love them, doesn't mean they don't love you with all their heart."

Khloe and Lamar in May 2012

So what does it all mean? Or was she just having Sunday Deep Thoughts? Khloé, ARE YOU OKAY? Do you need to be rescued from whatever Hallmark greeting card aisle you're trapped in?

Maybe it doesn't mean what everyone thinks it means. Because a bit later that same day, she tweeted:

https://twitter.com/khloekardashian/status/719270534224093185

"Don't read too deep into things. This is crazy lol everything gets turned into something else. SMH"

Of course everyone's going to read into stuff, these are famous people, and therefore it's important that everyone be clear about what's going on in their personal lives.

Stop trying to be so mysterious. Just say what you mean already, Khloé. Also, gotta love someone saying "don't read too deep into things" after posting what has to be the longest and most serious photo caption Instagram has ever seen.


Chrissy Teigen did a face swap with John Legend so disturbing, she wanted to vomit.

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Chrissy Teigen and John Legend are clearly very bored waiting for the birth of their daughter, as evidenced by the face swap Instagram Teigen posted on April 8.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BD-GUn2JjUR/

Aaauuughhh! What is this nightmare? Her caption says it all: "I am going to vomit." During the quick video, Legend keeps laughing (the laugh of fear) while Teigen says, "This is so gross." A friend off camera can be heard saying, "You guys, maybe your daughter will look like that." HOW DARE YOU, NOW EX-FRIEND? Do not wish that on anyone.

This is what the pair looks like when they're wearing their own faces.

Do a face swap with the unborn baby! Do it!

That's actually far from the creepiest face swap out there. Take, for example, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick's swap, tweeted by Kardashian on March 21.

https://twitter.com/KUWTK/status/711905632115236864?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Okay, this fad has gone too far. Everyone, get your own faces back and take a goddamn seat.

Maisie Williams' 'Game of Thrones' nail art will make you wish you loved your job as much as she loves hers.

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Maisie Williams showed off her Game of Thronesnail art, and it makes it pretty clear she's one of her own show's biggest fans. Williams, who plays Arya Stark, pays homage to her employer with a "GoT" themed manicure from Olive and June, a nail salon in California

https://www.instagram.com/p/BECCMZmnqhK/?taken-by=maisie_williams

Williams' nail game is definitely on point, but her character, Arya, would not be caught dead with manicured hands (not to imply anything about her character dying—this is a spoiler free zone.) Although Arya probably has more under her fingernails than on them, Williams seems to like pampering her hands. 

https://www.instagram.com/p/BECBbuvnqvI/?taken-by=maisie_williams

Like many eighteen-year-old girls, Williams loves her nail polish.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBLJieznqkB/?taken-by=maisie_williams

For now she's gone with a very simple and elegant design, but if Williams wants to go for something more intricate next time, she has options. 

https://www.instagram.com/p/lWmTqms0h9/https://www.instagram.com/p/nKsx53s0g3/

If nail art isn't enough to get you totally pumped for the Game of Thrones season six premiere on April 24, this trailer should do the job.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuH3tJPiP-U

Some guy insulted 'Snakes on a Plane’ on Twitter. Samuel L. Jackson got medieval on his a**.

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No one disses Snakes On A Plane on Samuel L. Jackson's watch. Twitter user Jeff Harris, amateur film critic and now full-time victim of Samuel L. Jackon's roasting, felt inclined to jump into an exchange Jackson was having about golf to let the actor know how he feels about the 2006 reptile vs. airline thriller in grammatically-poor fashion.

https://twitter.com/jeffhar82/status/719290756356186112https://twitter.com/jeffhar82/status/719291779791527936?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

This apparently set something off in Jackson.

Something that made Jackson scroll nearly a year back through Harris' tweets to find a suitable roast opportunity. The opportunity turned out to be a caption contest for this photo of a UGA football coach talking to a player that Harris had responded to.

https://twitter.com/SamuelLJackson/status/719294831298621440?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Even though Jackson was mostly insulting the UGA football coach and not Harris, the burn was felt by his merely taking the time out of his day to imply that Harris is someone who would be turned on by a young football player. This is apparently an insult worthy of a string of reactionary tweets.

https://twitter.com/jonsaidstuff/status/719297153030602752https://twitter.com/dixonbryce/status/719344788504502273https://twitter.com/Bainst06/status/719307292659884033https://twitter.com/BarryLPaxton/status/719351475370115072https://twitter.com/kylec_4/status/719299520895430656

Cool off from this sick burn with the greatest rousing speech ever shouted in front of a movie camera.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ2QFmJ7h0A

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Muslim guys go to a Trump rally to troll his supporters, but end up kind of admiring them.

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A group of Muslim activists ventured where no Muslim has gone before—a Trump rally—in hopes of making a funny video. The guys were decked out as satirical characters, with hats and shirts that say "Muslims for Trump," saying the ludicrous things they knew Trump supporters wanted to hear like, "Sometimes I can't even trust myself." But when the guys got to the rally, they were surprised to find common ground with the Trump supporters—and realized his supporters are actually well-intentioned people who are also disillusioned by the system.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bS7JbIii3Y&nohtml5=False

What started as a funny video turned into a dramatic revelation about what's actually dividing America. It's the rare time you'll be glad that a funny video turns out not to be funny. 

Amy Schumer made out with Amber Rose a year ago, and she wants you to watch it again now.

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Hey, remember when Amy Schumer and Amber Rose made out for the kiss cam at the MTV Movie Awards last year? Of course you do. But just in case you forgot, Schumer reminded the world of that intimate moment with Amber Rose by posting a screenshot of their kiss on Instagram on Sunday and captioning it, Happy Anniversary @amberrose.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BD_MiKwqUIp/

Wow, even the kiss cam itself was probably thinking, "Whoa, ladies, it's just a suggestion." Here's the moment, caught forever on repeat on Vine, and probably in the minds of some perverts, too.

https://vine.co/v/euvhDJ51pr2

It's a pretty good kiss, sure, but no tongue. Oh well, maybe they'll recreate the special moment and do a better job on the two-year anniversary.

In the meantime, who should the kiss cam entrap next?

Over 600 Corgis went to the So Cal Corgi Beach Day. So many Corgi butts.

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On Saturday, happiness and joy descended on four legs to Huntington Dog Beach for the fifth annual So Cal Corgi Beach Day. Over 600 dogs stopped by, and unless you're an allergy-proof Californian, you probably didn't make it. But you didn't really miss Corgi Beach Day, you're just part of the lucky 99 percent experiencing it today on the Internet. 

Corgis wore shark costumes.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BD_gd1BAJuw/

Dudes wore Corgi costumes.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BD_fu1hq3gl/

There was a talent show with Poppy the balancing Corgi.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BEADzkHhRpO/

And apparently a best butt contest.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BD_Y83jpCKJ/

Corgis got excited.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BECrPijEsiO/

Corgis took photos.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BD_7eR_GznO/?taken-by=kazuthecorgi

Corgis took billions of photos.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BD_r9_qAdSa/?taken-at=721633354https://www.instagram.com/p/BEBnzKDgcAI/https://www.instagram.com/p/BD_hTd6RRYl/?taken-by=azukithecorgihttps://www.instagram.com/p/BD_rxC7NcN9/https://www.instagram.com/p/BD_9ziREM6G/https://www.instagram.com/p/BD_Rn8kkM1Q/

And then Corgis got sleepy.

https://www.facebook.com/SoCalCorgiBeachDay/videos/974622959239766/

But the best part is—if you're ready to join the privileged 1 percent, there's another Corgi Beach Day on July 2.

https://www.facebook.com/SoCalCorgiBeachDay/posts/975174039184658

Huge THANK YOU to EVERYPAWDY that joined us at So Cal Corgi Beach Day yesterday!!! YOU braved the rain, YOU endured the winds, YOU gave it your ALL and ENJOYED CBD to the MAX!!!! We appreciate ALL of you! Special thanks to Healthy Spot, as our Main Sponsor of CBD, our fabulous vendors Stayjax Seat MatsCorgiKingdom andMayuri Kerr Art, our wonderful volunteers in the CBD tent and at the Kissing Booth, and Queen's Best Stumpy Dog Rescue! Get ready to do it ALL over AGAIN in 3 months.......Summer So Cal Corgi Beach Day is July 2nd, 2016 at Rosie's Dog Beach in Long Beach, CA!!!! Make sure you join the event page to get all the details and info you need to know!


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Serena Williams asked for selfie tips from her Snapchat followers, but this bikini shot shows she's got it down.

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Serena Williams is probably the best women's tennis player ever, but whatever confidence she has on the court is apparently not present in front of her iPhone camera lens. "I need a lesson on how to do like that selfie face, I'm not good at that," Williams said on Snapchat alongside a selfie of her in a bikini. Williams: if you're already an advanced enough selfie taker that you're posing in a bikini for one, you've got this.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BEAXh_XwLvY/?taken-by=freddyoart

Honestly, Serena Williams should probably be teaching everyone else selfie lessons. And tennis lessons. And life lessons. She's badass!

17 celebrity throwback photos that prove they haven’t changed at all, except for all the money.

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When celebrities aren't filling their feeds with glitzy selfies or disturbing face swaps, they're sharing Instagram photos of themselves before they were famous. The ubiquitous throwback snap not only reveals how the famous person lived before becoming American royalty, but also the quirky, habitual expressions and styles the fame couldn't wash off them. Here are 17 celebrity throwback photos that prove these superstars haven’t changed one bit.

1. Taylor Swift looking shocked is still not shocking.

https://www.instagram.com/p/_PD5pfjvJk/?hl=enhttps://www.instagram.com/p/01nek3jvME/?hl=en

2. Drake started from the bottom still cheesin'.

https://www.instagram.com/p/TXW472DQMj/https://www.instagram.com/p/-h8D-4DQPc/

3. Jessica Alba still can't help but act like a weirdo.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BEC3RA3sukS/?hl=enhttps://www.instagram.com/p/BBRLbNusupN/?hl=en

4. Ludacris is still ludicrous.

https://www.instagram.com/p/edJVT_QazW/https://www.instagram.com/p/_7owVywa0D/

5. Kylie Jenner still has thing for Adidas track suits. Sorry Puma.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BD6VB9Njoz8/https://www.instagram.com/p/8bfO8TnGga/

6. Justin Bieber still has a case of (cringe-worthy) dancing fever.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCxg7HBAvsU/https://www.instagram.com/p/BBCNOfRAvk4/

7. Beyoncé is still Queen of the bey-raids.

https://www.instagram.com/p/nd2A0UPw4u/https://www.instagram.com/p/ooYBiuvw6r/

8. Britney Spears still has that "I have a juicy secret, but won't tell you" facial expression. That, and her fetish for red tops.

https://www.instagram.com/p/5GZ5_QG8OT/https://www.instagram.com/p/91yUhZG8Jy/

9. Mario Lopez still doesn't know how to properly wear a baseball cap.

https://www.instagram.com/p/6G5n9XyMD2/?hl=enhttps://www.instagram.com/p/5ukLdZSMIq/?hl=en

10. Kourtney and Kim still rocking weird outfits.

https://www.instagram.com/p/fYOEOLE1t9/https://www.instagram.com/p/BDD3RgLE1m5/

11. The Obamas are still nestling in each other's arms.

https://www.instagram.com/p/bo01AFvZDT/https://www.instagram.com/p/_uPhjTPZGD/

12. Lindsey Lohan is still some sort of princess.

https://www.instagram.com/p/f3x1VEJc8C/https://www.instagram.com/p/6smJhwJcxX/

13. James Van Der Beek is still topless and fleek.

https://www.instagram.com/p/dDg0wTp1IL/https://www.instagram.com/p/rK_-mmp1CT/

14. Snoop Dogg still has that facial hair.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCEk3YMv9H_/?hl=enhttps://www.instagram.com/p/BDguhwYv9MH/?hl=en

15. Aziz Ansari is still sometimes the token minority.

https://www.instagram.com/p/YybLxGyRHC/https://www.instagram.com/p/88t6tDSRA6/

16. Kanye West does smile, you guys. Still, it's a rare sight to behold.

https://www.instagram.com/p/aTmYDnrDpz/https://www.instagram.com/p/jSQDBeLDrL/

17. And Chelsea Handler is still known to cover up with inanimate objects.

https://www.instagram.com/p/n6dY_Uo5ED/https://www.instagram.com/p/BD1bHe6I5N_/

They'll never change. Well, unless there's money in it. Then they probably will.

Rob Kardashian makes it rain cash on twerking fiancée Blac Chyna because love is real.

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Robert Kardashian is celebrating his recent engagement to Blac Chyna in the most romantic way possible: making it rain stacks of cash on her twerking ass. Sure, it's not traditional, but they're not a traditional couple. And a big booty plus fat stacks pretty much sums up the Kardashian lifestyle, and what their wedding will be like: lots of money and butts.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BD_jQcBpWUD/?hl=en

If this is the type of video they post during their engagement, their annual Christmas card should be very interesting.

5 people having a worse Monday than you.

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5. Harrison Ford, because cops accidentally said they arrested him.

Harrison Ford is paying the price for having one of the most famous names in the world. A trainee cop in Huntington Beach, CA accidentally framed him for a pretty heinous crime. Now, that cop has made the wrong guy angry. (Or angrier. Harrison Ford is pretty grumpy.)

To be fair, he does look pretty suspicious with that earring.

TMZ reports that last week, a newly-minted officer was being trained on how to enter data into the police system, and used Ford's name in a phony arrest report. Those files are supposed to be deleted after the training is over, but the youngster forgot, and accidentally allowed the information to make it onto the police blotter. That's how the media learned that a 73-year-old Harrison Ford had been arrested for inflicting corporal injury on his spouse, and possession of a controlled substance. Oops.

The HBPD wants everyone to know that this was a mistake, and Ford was never implicated in any crime. They'd better clear this up ASAP, or else a certain somebody is going to kick them out of his plane.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOUoNy7EmPA

​4. Diddy, because he didn't look like he was having much fun at the fair.

Rapper/hip hop mogul Diddy put aside his media empire for a minute last week to attend the Miami Youth Fair with his daughters. But it's like the song says: mo' money, mo' problems. Even when he's trying to enjoy some quality family time, he can't escape the hustle. So, it's no surprise to see him looking preoccupied in this photo:

https://twitter.com/ExposeTheGoods/status/719230862592610306

Poor Mr. Combs. Can't nobody hold him down except his own success. 


3. Some guy who tried to insult Samuel L. Jackson on Twitter.

What do Harrison Ford and Diddy have in common? Neither of them will suffer any foolishness. But they both look like big softies compared to Samuel L. Jackson, a man who has based his entire personal brand on shutting down fools on screen. Random trolls should know better than to throw shade at him online.

For reference, this is the face he makes when you compliment him.

But that didn't stop one Twitter user from insulting Jackson's filmography. The poor guy, who only has 46 followers, used his digital soapbox to criticize Jackson for making the cult classic Snakes on a Plane.

https://twitter.com/jeffhar82/status/719291779791527936

He should have stopped typing after "great actor," but he soon learned his lesson. Jackson took some time out of his busy schedule of filming a billion Marvel movies to dig through this guy's Twitter photos, just so he could find one to burn him with. And he succeeded, in spectacularly cruel fashion.

https://twitter.com/SamuelLJackson/status/719294831298621440

Ouch. While this is clearly not a PC joke for Jackson to make, he had little choice. If there's one thing he's had enough of, it's motherf***ing people making fun of that motherf***ing movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ2QFmJ7h0A

OK, two things. 


2. Justin Bieber, because he fell.

He lost his balance because of that lopsided hair.

Harrison Ford, Diddy, Samuel L. Jackson. Three of the toughest people in entertainment. But who outdoes them all in sheer badass? It could be none other than Canada's most dangerous troubadour, Justin Bieber.

Bieber proved how hard he was last week with this smooth move he pulled onstage during a concert in Kansas City.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IENjs_jz65s

That's what he gets for covering the stage in liquid sex appeal. Despite his little oopsy there, Bieber quickly leapt to his feet with catlike grace and continued performing. His fans weren't too hard on him about it:

https://twitter.com/ariadnaluna3115/status/718111204015808512?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

In their minds, he can do no wrong. Which is funny, because "wrong" is basically all he does


1. Warner Brothers, because neither Batman nor Superman could beat Melissa McCarthy.

Even Wonder Woman is no match for her.

Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice, the behemoth Warner Brothers movie featuring glowering, sad versions of the two most famous superheroes in history, opened with a strong $166 million gross in its first North American weekend (March 25-27). But the film had experienced an unprecedented drop in ticket sales going into its second weekend, losing 81.2%. The decline has been attributed in part to poor critical response, which has in turn been attributed to the fact that the movie sucks.

Now, after its third weekend in theaters, the DC franchise's tentpole movie experienced a new humiliation: being bumped to #2 at the box office by The Boss, a Melissa McCarthy comedy that cost less than 1/8th as much to make.

Batman v. Superman v. Sookie

Does this mean Melissa McCarthy should be cast in a superhero movie? Yes, of course. She'd make a great fourth Spider-Man.

Chris Evans may have thrown shade at 'Batman v. Superman' because Captain America's not above bullying.

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During a press conference to promote Captain America: Civil War, Chris Evans may have tossed a verbal egg at D.C.'s Batman v. Supermanfor apparently riding Marvel's coattails and oversaturating the market with superhero movies. In response to whether Marvel should "slow down at all" in their endless barrage of films, Variety transcribed Evan's comment:

I say, let’s keep going, let’s let the wave get bigger and bigger. It’s not like they’re making bad movies, they’re making great movies and if you want to put them in this superhero box you can but they’re good movies.

They’ve got a monopoly on it, they’re doing it and no one else can try and copy it.

If Evans was truly directing this at DC, it's kind of a low blow. Batman v. Superman, which scored a not-so-fresh 29% on Rotten Tomatoes, has had enough detractors as it is. There's no sense in kicking a horse like Ben Affleck when he's down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwXfv25xJUw

Do you think Evans was directing this comment at Batman v. Superman?

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Josh Raby's Twitter story about his 1 am milkshake run is going viral for its sexy twist.

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When Hollywood writer-director Josh Raby had a classic 1 am milkshake craving, he did what anyone would do and headed to a McDonald's drive-through to satisfy the urge. While the story doesn't end with a milkshake, what ended up happening is far stranger than even a milkshake bringing all the boys to the yard. 

Act I: McDriving

https://twitter.com/JoshRaby/status/719404248803491840?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

 

Act II: McBonding

 

Act III: McReunion

 

Act IV: McLovemaking

 

Act V: McFinale

Epilogue

This tale is going viral, and Raby celebrated with a lyric from Hamilton.

https://twitter.com/JoshRaby/status/719552965372166144

And to all the Milkshake Story truthers out there, he presents the following:

https://twitter.com/JoshRaby/status/719531242866282496

He's lovin' it.

Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson’s muscles weren’t the only thing bulging in his Superman costume.

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If you ever had a question about Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's johnson, your questions may have been answered thanks to a tight fitting Superman costume he wore last night while hosting the MTV Movie Awards.

Kevin Hart and The Rock co-hosted last night's event, and at one point, they came out wearing Superman and Batman costumes. Both of the guys looked great, but there was one big thing about The Rock's costume that was sort of distracting...

Do you see what The Rock is packing?

Look, everything about The Rock is huge. The man is 6'5" and 260 pounds, so it only makes sense that things would be proportional. Right?

IS HE POINTING AT IT???
The costumes leaves little to the imagination
It is pretty much the size of Kevin Hart.

Oh my. Well, the costume certainly got people gawking talking. 

https://twitter.com/miamomma2/status/719416713729740800https://twitter.com/jackbaradawg/status/719318609709785088https://twitter.com/TheErinHendrix/status/719318651673919488https://twitter.com/LukeRomesberg/status/719317478761971714

Even if you were not actively trying to look at The Rock's peen, you have to admit it is pretty hard to miss. 

Were Caitlyn Jenner and friends faking orgasms? This oddly SFW clip will keep you guessing.

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In a new clip from Caitlyn Jenner's docu-series I Am Cait, Jenner and her fellow trans friends take a workshop about how to have an orgasm regardless of gender.

“Trans people are shy of their bodies,” says Jenner's friend Kate Bornstein. “Nobody takes our hand and says, ‘Look, here’s a good way to have fun with the body you’ve got.’ Until [workshop leader] Barbara came along.”

It's like their own Katz's Deli.

With this help of Barbara, Jenner and her squad learn about "thinking off"—a way to pleasure oneself without the involvement of genitals. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koOTP7PmtW8

It's Safe For Work (as long as your headphones are in), and might even inspire you to think about "thinking off" yourself. 

Think about it.

Iggy Azalea vows to do something far worse than release new music if Nick Young cheats again.

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On April 8, Iggy Azalea was a guest on a radio show called "Orlando and The Freakshow," where she discussed, among other things, cutting off Nick Young's penis if he ever cheats on her again. You know, just a casual, friendly warning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glWlSu59b1E

One of the hosts was talking about the two different kinds of athlete wives (because of course there are only two), and he had just finished detailing the type who was suspicious of her man's extracurricular activities. He was about to launch into a description of the second type of wife, one who is presumably okay with her famous husband hooking up with sports groupies (is "sports groupies" the correct term? Is that a thing?), when Azalea interjected, "No, I'm not cool with it, like, you will have half a penis." Only, she says it with her accent so it sounds much more fun. She continued, "I already said, 'one more video, just one more thing and you will lose a quarter of your meat.'" YIKES. That means, mathematically, there's only so many times Young can screw up before he's been completely eunuch-ed by his wife. (Unless she always takes a quarter, in which case it's one of those things where she keeps slicing off smaller portions forever.)

Nick Young's cheating recently came to light due to the leaking of a video taken by his L.A. Lakers teammate, D'Angelo Russell. In the video, which Young didn't know was being made, Young can be heard talking about girls he's hooked up with.

She looks like she'd do it, too.

Azalea still plans to marry Young, but it's clear that he's skating on the thinnest of ice. Ice so thin you could cut it with a tiny thin blade. The kind of blade that might be used for cutting up, say, soft meat. Watch out, Young. She's not effing kidding around.

Alexander Skarsgård presented an MTV Movie Award last night sans pants.

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If you asked Alexander Skarsgård what he was wearing to the MTV Movie Awards last night, the answer would have been "not much." He gave the people what they want and decided to show off some leg. Lots of leg. Both of his legs. 

If you've ever watched even 10 minutes of True Blood, there is a very good chance you've seen Skarsgård without his shirt on, but now—behold! Alexander Skarsgård without pants on! 

He managed to make tighty whities look good.

Although no one is complaining, why did Skarsgård ditch his pants last night? Apparently it was to promote his new movie, The Legend of Tarzan, set to come out this summer. Skarsgård co-presented the award for "Movie of the Year" alongside his costar, Samuel L. Jackson.

“You’re not wearing any pants,” said Jackson, solemnly.

“Nope, no pants,” Skarsgård replied.

“Why?” asked Jackson.

“Me Tarzan,” Skarsgård said with a grin. “Gotta give the fans a little skin.”

Samuel L Jackson is wearing enough layers for the both of them.

What a nice guy, giving the fans what they want.

Hold on. The back view is equally as nice. 

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He manages to make those sock-holder-uppers look sexy.

Skarsgård, who is nearly 40, decided not to ditch the top of his tux. The MTV Movie Awards are a classy affair, after all. 

It is hard not to be overshadowed by a pair of perfect legs.

 So, who bought their Tarzan ticket after seeing this?

It's OK to look, Sam.
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