Tiny adorable child "limbo skates" his way into the record books.
I woke up like this.Gagan is an adorable six-year-old who just broke the world record for limbo skating under 39 SUVs. Didn't know that was a thing people did? Me neither, but Gagan has been training...
View ArticleToday in "Things We Found In Some Guy's Ass": Phones, Drills, Saws, and Tools.
LG: Phones so light and small you can fit two in your ass!I don't know how nervous a person usually looks when they are using their colon as a toolbox, but this time it was enough to cause an...
View ArticleThis dog passes out with excitement when a family member returns after two...
Meanwhile, the cat is hiding in the bushes.As a dog owner, I'm unimpressed with most of the videos in the "dog goes crazy when family member returns" genre. Because most of those clips feature dogs...
View ArticleCops asked Facebook to help find a wanted criminal. He comments "Yall will...
Is this the face of a man who would really comment on his own "Wanted" poster? Yes.(via Anne Arundel County PD) Roger Ray Ireland has a criminal history dating back to 2002 and had recently violated...
View ArticleYoung woman spends $8,500 on big fake tits to become a better mom.
Quit staring at my locket, my boobs are down here. (via Twitter)A 19-year-old UK mom took out an $8,500 bank loan to buy herself a huge pair of 32G breasts because, obviously, they will make her a...
View Article5 Things You Should At Least Pretend To Know Today - July 25, 2014
1. Wikipedia Bans U.S. Congress From Screwing With Articles The Way It Screws With PeopleFollowing the creation of @congressedits—a Twitter feed that catalogues all changes made to Wikipedia articles...
View ArticleA toddler takes control of a crowd of 500 boys at summer camp. Powerfully cute.
Today Camp Rockmont, tomorrow the world!At first, this looks like footage smuggled out of a secret camp for aspiring dictators. It's actually Camp Rockmont, a Christian summer camp in North...
View ArticleSoldier who was awarded the Medal of Honor rings the Stock Exchange closing...
Above and beyond the tolerance levels of that piece of wood.The Congressional Medal of Honor is the highest military honor the U.S. government can bestow, and it's not awarded often. So, perhaps it's...
View Article10 bets you will always win.
Bet you can't figure out what this goat is doing in the video!Low on cash? Surely you must have some friends with money, why not get some of that? You don't even need to rob them or "borrow" it. In...
View ArticleWatch the two-woman comedy stage show that jumpstarted Tina Fey and Rachel...
Fey and Dratch, stars of 'Dratch & Fey'So, you know how your friends are always trying to get you to come out and see their sketch comedy show upstairs at McGinley's Pub? (What's it called this...
View ArticleA couple taking a vacation selfie are nearly struck by lightning.
"Did the flash go off?"No, this video of a couple almost being struck by lightning does not mean that God hates selfies. If that were the case, the Kardashian house would've been overrun by a swarm of...
View ArticleA woman tried to save her car from getting towed by performing an impromptu...
I wonder if she left it there because the gears were stripped. I'm pretty impressed with how far this Russian lady is willing to go to saving her car from being impounded. I've been in similar...
View ArticleDan Reviews Trailers - Fifty Shades of Grey.
I know I'm wading into the shit here. Every scuzzwad "blogger" with two fingers and a ride to Kinko's is scraping together the 80-120 words they know to slap out a post about this limp li'l trailer for...
View ArticleYou can now submit your selfies to strangers to be drawn like one of their...
Don't say "purrfect," don't say "purrfect." Dammit. Purrfect. (via)If the Internet loves one thing, it loves selfies. Either that, or it loves connecting strangers so they can be weird with each other....
View Article5 Things You Should At Least Pretend To Know Today - July 26, 2014
1. BuzzFeed Fires Its Viral Politics Editor For Not Holding Up Site's Rigorous Standards Of OriginalityBuzzFeed announced that it has fired its Viral Politics editor Benny Johnson after discovering "41...
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