Tripping and falling in public was embarrassing but at least no one shot you for it.
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I'd never forget your birthday because you'd never let me forget your birthday.
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Greetings from New Jersey, big enough for your whole extended family to avoid each other.
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Let your baby's birthday serve as a monument to the days when you and your spouse used to have sex.
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Happy anniversary of the day you grotesquely expelled another human being from your body.
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You don't know what a bad day is until you discover all your private moments are on YouTube.
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JC Penney discontinues sale of anti-semitic, genocidal teapot.
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I'm worried you're planning on drinking less this Friday due to the short workweek.
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Here's to Summer Fridays only forcing me to pretend to do work for half of the day.
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Not wanting to scare my dog is the perfect excuse for never vacuuming my house.
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Today's 3 User Cards With the Worst Grasp of the English Language
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9 ways to announce you aren't remotely going to do any work on a Summer Friday.
Summer is that glorious time of year when those lucky enough to have Summer Fridays get to stop pretending like they do more than four hours of work on a Friday. In recognition of this beautiful practice, we've spent much less than four hours collecting our favorite cards about Summer Fridays. Browsing them is a great way to spend the day off. Share them on Facebook and Twitter to make your non-Summer-Friday-having friends jealous, or read them aloud to your mostly empty office if you're stuck at work.
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I'd love to spend an evening looking at photos of your child until the wine runs out.
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You may have to kiss peoples' asses but at least you don't have to sniff their buttholes.
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Thanks for liking my status update about my decision to deactivate from Facebook.
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The next time you're complaining about the heat, be thankful you don't have to wear a fur coat all summer.
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I can't believe it's already been a year since the last time I didn't buy you anything for your birthday.
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You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.
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Hear the Someecards founders discuss new ways to hate your job on NPR's Marketplace Money.
(If you seriously need instructions, press the Play button to listen.)
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May you grow so old that you unintentionally frighten small children.
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