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25 Utterly Random Memes Everyone Should Laugh At This Morning.

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Mornings are the dumbest part of the day. Not only do you have to leave your comfy bed, you also have to go to your boring ass job. Life is extremely unfair. At least these awesome memes are here to make you laugh, so you've got that going for you.

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Nick Jonas and John Stamos are trolling each other on Instagram and things are burnin' up.

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An Instagram war between Nick Jonas and John Stamos isn't something I ever wished for in life, but now that it's here, I hope it never leaves. Sometimes love just stumbles into your lap.

You may be wondering: what exactly is an Instagram war? First of all, grow up. It's 2019 and you need to know your social media vocab words by now. Second of all, an Instagram war is when two people troll each other by one-up'ing the other via posts. In this case, John Stamos instigated the war by wearing a Jonas Brothers shirt. Or should we say he insta-gated the war? Okay, I will see myself out.

Like any fresh, young stud with over 20 million followers, Nick Jonas recognized John Stamos' t-shirt as a invitation to battle.

Naturally, his first move was to wear a sweatshirt with a photo of John Stamos wearing a shirt with the Jonas Brothers on it.

John Stamos proved he was up to this noble challenge by posting a picture of him sleeping next to a pillow that had a picture of Nick Jonas wearing a sweatshirt with a picture of John Stamos wearing a Jonas Brothers shirt on it. Ow.

Nick Jonas knows when it's time to step it up, so he came in hot with his next move: a picture of him sleeping in bed with a blanket with a photo of John Stamos sleeping next to a pillow with Nick Jonas wearing a sweatshirt with a picture of John Stamos wearing a shirt with the Jonas Brothers on it. Did I get that right? I'm honestly not sure and my head has been too rattled by this meta inception for me to figure it out.

If you thought Twitter didn't have something to say about this, then you're dead wrong. Where there's an Instagram war, there's a Twitter thread.

I wish it wasn't so fun to watch rich celebs spend their disposable incomes on merch with their own faces on it, but this is simply the world we live in.

17 mansplaining stories that you wouldn't understand, little lady.

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Many men never miss an opportunity to explain how they are intellectually superior—even when that is not the case.

Abby, a PhD student in epidemiology who has without a doubt had the etymology of the word"epidemiology" explained to her by dozens of men at parties, asked Twitter to share the times a man has attempted to explain something to them that is so profoundly part of their #brand.

Imagine if a dude tried to explain Themyscira to Wonder Woman, grifting to Ivanka Trump, or Twitter to Chrissy Teigen.

No need to imagine, because these dudes definitely have.

Here are the mansplaniest mansplaining stories that will make you bang your head on your desk and say, "ugh, men."

1. Well, how would you know about medical school if you're no longer in medical school, hmmm?

2. Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

3. Just because you wrote the paper doesn't mean you've read the paper.

4. Exhibit A: Conversations like this.

5. Mamma mia.

6. Bullseye.

7. He definitely heard from porn.

8. So generous of him.

9. "Don't be sexist."

10. Who's the boss?

11. *chef's kiss*

12. A meta way to learn.

13. Everything he knows, he knows from Hamilton.

14. She literally wrote the book on it.

15. He still knows better; he has a penis.

16. You shall not pass.

17. I highly doubt he knows what he's talking about.

Infamous alt-right troll busted for faking death threats against himself. RIP the internet.

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If you don't know who Jacob Wohl is by now, then you are living a deeply charmed life, likely not spent exclusively on Twitter. In shorthand, Wohl can be described as an extremely online alt-right conspiracy theorist. In detail, Wohl is a form hedge fund manager banned by the National Futures Association for life for defrauding investors.

After failing in the financial world, Wohl then moved on to share his conspiracies as the editor-in-chief of the alt-right publication The Washington Reporter. A true lover of failed schemes, Wohl recently made the spotlight for attempting to pay women to accuse Robert Mueller of sexual assault before getting caught in the lie.

After failing at that cartoonishly evil plan, Wohl fielded questions at a press conference where his lawyer spoke with his pants unzipped.

Now, most people, after failing publicly in extremely illegal ways, would take notes and keep a low profile. If they were emotionally healthy, they might consider getting therapy and learning how to live a life free of lies. If they were a true criminal mastermind, they would build stealth operations that are far less traceable than spreading fake news online.

However, Wohl is not most people, and his latest scheme may be the wildest yet and most spiritually broken yet. For his latest shenanigans, the young go-getter teamed up with Laura Loomer, a woman who also got banned from Twitter and once tried to climb Nancy Pelosi's fence as a protest supporting Trump's border wall. With their powers combined, they made a "documentary" about Representative Ilhan Omar, which is basically intended as a smear to make her look radical and scary without actual evidence. The documentary talks about dangerous "Sharia Police" in Minneapolis, but there is no footage confirming their claims.

In the documentary, there is a shot of Wohl reporting death threats he received to the police. However, the Twitter account sending the threats was quickly confirmed as a catfished account Wohl created.

Needless to say, Wohl's latest gaffe may have finally placed himself in enough hot water to boil himself alive.

Wohl's false death threat and usage of the photo of an actual Minnesota man could lead to legal consequences (jail), and honestly, it should. Matters are made worse by the fact that the fake death threat account was created to mimic a gay Hispanic man who works as a "diversity coordinator."

Honestly, it's still shocking to think that Wohl is a real person, and not an absurd character invented on a sketch show. The jokes keep writing themselves here.

I have a feeling this story is going to continue getting weirder, that is, if Wohl has any say.

Man asks if he’s an a**hole for being mad his date was heavier IRL. But there’s more to the story.

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Online dating is a special kind of nightmare. There's the awkwardness of meeting a stranger in person after a night of hardcore sexting, the onslaught of overly explicit DM's, and the exhaustion that comes with trying to find your soulmate via your phone screen. And then there is a complaint that some people have that others find to be shallow and problematic. I'm talking about when people get upset that their date doesn't look like their photos. To some, this is an act of deception, to others its an understandable way to present yourself in the way you want.

A Reddit user (KilljoyKillsjoy) stumbled into the area in between those two sides of the coin, and asked other people if he was being an asshole for feeling tricked by his date. However, his story has some twists and turns that make it a bit more complicated than it sounds.

The post reads:

I'll try to keep this short.

I'm on Tinder and I see a cute chick so I swipe right. In two of her pics it's clear she has a twin. Cool. Not identical, but close enough. They were both above the shoulder shots. We start talking and she's ramping up to be perfect, you know how crushes are yadda yadda.

This last weekend we had our first date. I get there early and wait for her outside and she shows up much larger than in her pics, but she's still cute and I'm not a picky man (plus tmi... dat ass). I figured that the pictures she'd used were from last year and that's fine. Not all my pics are recent either, I just threw up my best.

The date was actually awesome. The crush is still strong even as I'm typing it but... fuck I was suspicious, alright? That whole twin thing was a weird red? yellow? flag, especially how she talked about her sis. Nothing bad, just... dismissive? Idk how to describe it. Anyways, so I check Facebook and the pictures she had used were from her sister's profile (not fully public but one was her profile pic and another one was visible on there so I'm guessing the rest are hers too). And I'm not sure how to feel now. On one hand, I like her. On the other, she's using her sisters pics to get dates and that's... weird?? But they're twins so she legit would look just like her sis if she lost a bit of weight so it's not really lying??? And I get why she did it, we all got flaws we wanna pretend aren't there, but????

I asked my coworker's their opinion and it's divided as fuck (one lad said I was fat-shaming/lacking empathy), so since I found this sub recently I figured I'd ask here. WIBTA for canceling our second date because her pics don't match?

Most Reddit users agreed that the original poster wasn't being an asshole, but they had different takes on whether or not he should pursue this woman.

Caktis said:

NTA. You are under no obligation to go on a second date. Period. Plus, she lied, and hid it. So, don’t fall into that type of relationship where it’s already based off lies. Good luck.

Killairmanable said:

The end result is that you got catfished. Doesn't really matter that it's her twin, she's using pictures of someone that isn't her to get dates.

However, I also think you should at least see where it goes? If you really like this girl then I think it's worth seeing where this goes.

Then, the original poster gave an update:

I ended up texting her after work: "Hey I went to add you on Facebook and your sister's profile popped up. What's going on?" with a screenshot of her sister's profile (since she had used her sis's profile pic on Tinder.)

Aaaaaand she blocked me. Without explaining anything. So I guess that decides that.

Thanks everyone for your judgment and advice. I'm pretty bummed now, but I picked up a six pack so I'll be better soon! Ha.

And just when it seemed like this rocky love story was over, the original poster gave another update:

Hey again everyone. I finally have answers.

I never gave fake names to anyone so my date is now Alice and her sister is Gabby.

On Saturday I got a Facebook message from Gabby. It boiled down to "This is stupid, will you meet Alice so she can properly explain?" I try to get an explanation straight from her, but she refused and so on Sunday I go to a coffee shop to figure out wtf is going on.

She was cute, my crush was strong, but I managed to sit down with a decent poker face. She pretty much burst into tears the moment I arrived. Lots of sorrys until she pulled herself together and I really nearly bolted bc I felt so awkward.

Gabby was the one to suggest Alice use her pictures. Alice showed me her phone and... it was a picture of her from a few months ago and she swiped through and there were more pictures, ones she said she was gonna put on Tinder. All of herself... and she was bigger.

I feel really fucking dumb. Still. Alice has been losing weight over this last year (down over 100 pounds!!!) and didn't have any flattering pictures bc she's continuing her diet and shredding weight off and her and her sister didn't know how to portray that on Tinder without scaring everyone off. So that's why Gabby suggested she use her pics bc they believe Alice will look like her soon (tho she has probably several months to go before she's close if I'm being honest, not that I care. Never did just thought I was being lied to).

When I sent the screenshot, she panicked and blocked me out of embarrassment/shame and it took a talking from her sis to meet me and come clean. I'm the first guy she's gone on a date with that wanted a second date so... fuck. Sucks to be all those other guys I guess because I'm taking her out this weekend again.

I'm gonna be cautious moving forward bc that was a shit ton of drama for a first date, but I don't know. Maybe I'm being dumb? She's real sweet and we share the same hobbies and she's even pretty when she cries and my pa always told me that's how you know you're in it for the long haul and holy fuck I need to calm my crush down. This feels like high school again.

And that's that. Just wanted to clear up the catfish fiasco since I got a good many comments and PMs. Thanks again for helping me set my head on straight.

Looks like hearing her side of the story ended up being worth it! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go massage the whiplash out of my neck from reading about this whirlwind romance.

34 hilarious tweets about Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman's "Varsity Blues" college scam.

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In case you're severely behind the times, Aunt Becky from "Full House" isn't as innocent as she seems.

In a college admissions scandal cleverly named, "Operation Varsity Blues," Lori Loughlin, Felicity Huffman and many other wealthy parents were caught forging college acceptances for their teens. Knowing that your parents don't believe you're smart enough to get into college on your own must be hard enough, but Loughlin's daughter, Instagram and Youtube "Influencer," Olivia Jade, is getting some serious heat on her social media. It probably doesn't help that she publicly posted she "doesn't care about school" and is excited for "game days and partying."

Thousands of dollars was funneled through a fake charity that claims to educate disadvantaged students while it was really just helping rich kids. The charity faked athletic records, claiming that Loughlin's daughter was recruited by University of Southern California for the crew team (a sport she's never done), as well as planning crooked SAT proctors that allowed students of rich families to have more time on the exam despite not having a learning disability. This is all shameful and totally embarrassing for kids with every opportunity available to them to get into college the right way. For more details, this video breaks it down:

The good news is, we got some great tweets:

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Good luck with your surrender, Aunt Becky.

20 people share the funniest things they've been doing wrong their whole lives.

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We all slither our way into adulthood faking it, which means it's inevitable we'll mess up some basic tasks along the way.

While it's par for the course to gaffe some life skills, it can still feel supremely embarrassing to realize you never knew how dishwashers really worked, or that you were buying the wrong shoe size your entire life.

In a recent Reddit thread people shared the "oh shit" moments when they realized they'd been gaffing something basic, and it'll make you feel far less alone about your own humiliating lightbulb moments.

1. PetesBrotherPaul has been doing dishes the hard way.

"Since the dawn of time, I would pick up the silverware and utensils out of their tray in the dishwasher and put them away in their drawers then go back and pick up more out of the dishwasher. Then one day I saw my wife lift the tray out of the dishwasher and I legit stood there with my mouth open."

2. tiffblan has been wearing the wrong size shoes for years.

"No one really ever told me you don’t need to buy shoes with the ‘two-fingers’ space in front of the toes after your feet stop growing.

I had been buying an entire size too big until about age 23.Twenty. Three."

"One day in college I decided to try a pair of Merrell barefoot type shoes and after reading the sizing guide, BAM. Mind blown. It’s terribly obvious mistake I (29F) like to blame on being an only child. But really I’m just a fucking moron."

3. Grawkkk has been wearing tampons wrong the whole time.

"I grew up without a mom. She passed when I was 6. I was afraid to ask my dad how to put a tampon in. One day I made a comment (about age 18) to some friends that tampons hang out too far out your bajingo and made me feel like I waddled when I walk. My friend asked me how I put them in. I thought it would get stuck up there and wasn’t inserting it far enough. Did it wrong for about 5 years. My friends still make fun of me for it. I can’t help but use the dead mom card, but looking back it’s pretty common sense how to shove it up there."

4. StraightToHell3 thought his name cameod in the alphabet.

"My name is Ryan. It took me until I was in 1st grade to realize my name wasn't in the alphabet. My mom had told me my name was in the alphabet, and I felt so lucky. She obviously meant the letters to spell my name were in the alphabet. But nope. It took that long to realize the alphabet didn't go "W, X, Ryan Z...."

5. Cookierookiesquare thought eggplant tasted "itchy."

"I always thought eggplant tasted "itchy", like itchy was a flavor, like sour or salty. Fed some to my baby and his face turned red wherever the eggplant touched, and I realized we're both just allergic to eggplant. And itchy isn't a flavor."

6. shitcompliment missed a key step in using their swivel headlights.

"I owned a car with swivel headlights and it was very nice to have that. Discovered three years in that I had never turned on the swivel feature."

7. 18tedwards's mom had a pretty incredible mispronunciation.

"My mom has been pronouncing Massachusetts "Massa Two Shits" for years and no one corrected her because they thought she just had strong feelings about Massachusetts."

8. cubedtraffic1 didn't process their mom's insult until adulthood.

"My mom use to refer to me as a “bull in a china shop”. Always heard it as “bowl in a china shop”. Thinking it was a compliment. At about 22 I hear someone else use the phrase and realized she meant “bull”, not “bowl”."

9. RussianPlkachu finally understands lint rollers.

"Last month was the first time I discovered lint rollers were peelable. Literally sat there for a minute to take that in."

10. cuntrylovin23 has been saying something completely different than intended.

"Living in a foreign country where I was actively learning the language. Social cues go a long way when learning a language on the spot. That being said, someone once said a phrase to me while serving a hot dish, which I assumed as meaning "excuse me". After going through crowds and lines, replicating the same phrase in an attempt to be respectful of those around me, I abruptly found out that the phrase actually meant "enjoy". Hind sight, completely makes sense. The odd looks I would get by saying "enjoy" while squeezing past people all of a sudden made sense."

11. DorilMagefont finally listened to their body.

"I am lactose intolerant. I genuinely did not know this for the first 25+ years of my life. I always had to go to the bathroom after eating something with cheese in it. One day it just clicked: I bought some Lactaid, took it before the next time I ate cheese, and I didn't have to go to the bathroom."

"...it was mind blowing. I have no idea how I didn't make the connection for years. So I guess you could say instead of having a "Oh shit" moment I had a "No shit" moment."

12. dooder84 got creative with their nickname.

"Well... This was a few years ago. I was the director of IT for a very large company. I was given a new cellphone and told to setup my voicemail. I don’t know that when I recorded my name it would be played to whomever I leave a voice mail for."

"Well the name I recorded was, “Dooder84 Corporate IT Godddd!!!”

I worked there for 4 years until someone in the hallway referred to me as the “corporate IT GoD!” I was so embarrassed."

13. Lazer726 had a massive email backup.

"Not wrong for years, but I work help desk, and we use a specific (terrible) piece of software for our Support system, IBM Notes."

"It turns out, that for the first 9 months I had been working there, it wasn't setup properly, so I wasn't sending any emails from it, at all. No notifications that the ticket went to me, no responses from me, no close notifications, nothing."

"Someone noticed this, took a look, and fixed a setting. I immediately sent out over a thousand emails to everyone in the company."

14. JanetJamm was a wait staff favorite.

"When i first got a debit card and would go out to eat at restaurants with my friends, i would leave a cash tip on the table. when i got the receipt to put how much i was paying i would write down how much money i left on the table. for at least 6 months i gave double tips to every waitress i had..."

15. Fudge89 just learned what the multicolored tape at gas stations is for.

"Realized the multi colored tape measures glued to the door frames of gas stations etc. are for identifying robbers, not for measuring yourself as you walk out. I mean, they can be, but that’s not why they are there. Unless you’re the robber."

16. daniwthekilo's dad spelled his own name wrong.

"Not mine, but my dad has been spelling his name wrong his whole life (he’s 51). His name is Jeffrey, and he’s been spelling it like that since he learned how to spell his name. A few months ago my mom pulled out his birth certificate, and we all learned it’s actually spelled Jeffery. Not sure if he spells it correctly now, but it was definitely an “oh shit” moment for him."

17. 1n5an1ty ate paper for years.

"When I was a kid, I was told that the paper that came on cupcakes/muffins was edible. I would spend a decade eating them like this (paper and all), until a friend pointed it out."

18. ethan-bubblegum-tate never fully assembled their liquor cabinet.

"We bought a nice liquor cabinet. We got it delivered and noticed it was a bit shorter than we thought. No biggie. Three years later, we’re moving. Lift up cabinet and these beautiful, ornate, screw on legs wrapped in tape and bubble wrap fall off the bottom. Looks so much better now!"

19. boymonkey0412's dad didn't know about key fobs.

"One day I used the key fob to remotely start my dads car. It was an”oh shit” moment for him. Two years and he didn’t realize he had this handy little function"

20. youngnotpowerless just learned about onesie designs.

"My eldest child had a penchant for blowing out of his diapers—we tried everything but multiple times a week we had to pull that poo-filled onesie over his head and inevitably give our now super duper poo covered infant a bath."

"Around when I was pregnant with our second, a post went viral about how infant onesies are designed to be broad at the shoulders so you can pull them down and off instead of over the head. Poor kid would have had so many fewer poo in hair incidents had I known that then."

19 Filthy Sex Memes Anyone With A Dirty Mind Needs To See.

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Anyone with a dirty mind will appreciate these NSFW memes. This list is absolutely filthy. If you're someone someone who's easily offended do not keep scrolling.

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Lori Loughlin's daughter's social media comments are a brutal bloodbath right now.

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Apparently the first step to being a teen Youtube and Instagram "influencer" with student-themed sponsored content is to make sure your mom didn't pay for you to get into college.

Olivia Jade's social media is having a rough time right now. The 19-year-old, who has 1.3 million followers on Instagram is known for posting dare I say real basic content like this:

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see ya 2018

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She's just like any other standard college Instagram model with famous parents who paid for her to get into a college she publicly doesn't care about:

Lori Loughlin, Olivia's mother and "Full House" star, had such little faith in her daughter's ability to get into college that she paid over $500,000 for fake files proving that Olivia was a skilled crew athlete. Photos were taken of Olivia on a ergometer to prove she was an athlete despite the fact that she's never rowed. Damn. This is a pretty bold lie. If I was trying to con my way into college, I wouldn't go the sports route. Her mom is an actress, she couldn't have faked a theater resume?

Needless to say, people are being pretty mean to Olivia. I'm usually not a fan of cyber-bullying and I think the people who told her to end her life went way too far, but some of these are great.

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Her Instagram is a whole other story. Some of her photos have the comments completely disabled, like this one:

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another unforgettable evening 💗@wcrfcure

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But other photos aren't so lucky.

11. "_flyer_man" wrote:

Lol her parents pay half a million dollars to put her into college and then she doesn’t even go or study. Looks like they’re just as stupid as she is! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

12. "daise_in" wrote:

lmao I don’t know who you are but there is NO WAY you got into a college with a 17.7% acceptance rate while tweeting dumbass shit about hating school except for football games and parties smh. Idk how nobody caught this before this whole scandal I’m dead. I hope you actually put out a real apology and get yourself pulled out of every brand deal in existence.

13. "timeisillmatic" wrote:

Hope your parents have fun in jail 😊😊

14. "Jacquearroyo" wrote:

she definitely knew about it 100000% bc there’s an FBI file saying Lori emailed someone and CCd Olivia plus she had to have known to post the photoshopped image of her on crew but yikes @ ppl telling her to end her life

15. "colt_ carlino" wrote:

you know the hard working kid who didn’t get in is probably also super depressed because all their hard work is for nothing. Also the only story needed is that it’s super illegal and they don’t deserve respect or sympathy. I’m going to college next year and I busted my ass to get in. It isn’t fair to people like me that she just bought and cheated her way into college

16. "Lollydolligram" wrote:

Bet her parents paid for her followers on YouTube too. This girl will never amount to anything. Hope her trust fund gets taken away so she has to be a normal person like all of us.

17. "aymane_the_boss" wrote:

Going to one of the biggest universities in the whole world to flaunt around her dorm making videos about crop-tops, all while people who genuinely want to go there for academic enlightenment are rejected or don't have the money. People like her disgust me.

18. "karrissa.johnston" wrote:

Dude my sister has to come up with paying 20,000 dollars for 2 years of schooling so she can better herself. And you?! All you have done is take the spot of a person who is a hard worker. This is life and have fun not having a grasp on things. I feel bad for you, you are too privlaged for your own good. Maybe take some of this influence and make it into a positive outlook. Like helping kids who need help to get into college instead of youtubing your Prada bags.

18."suckysim" wrote:

you know there are kids out here working in high school (and still getting amazing grades... which apparently you weren’t) so that they could save up money for tuition yet here you are riding your high horse thinking ur better than everyone else on earth (which you arent btw)

19. "5h3lb" wrote:

Really hope @sephora doesn’t condone your actions and drops you. (Condone might be an SAT word for you, sorry)

20. "immadinaaa" wrote:

Of course you would decide to pay your way into college when your too busy taking pics like these instead of working your ass off like most of us.

21. "kileyrotella" wrote:

go to jail.

12 bonkers details in the case against Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman.

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Operation Varsity Blues is the new Fyre Festival: a tale of vast wealth, fraud, and desperate measures (we're looking at you, Blow Job Guy). Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman—Aunt Becky and a Desperate Housewife, respectively—we're caught in a massive bust of rich people bribing, cheating, and scheming their kids into elite colleges...and USC.

The affidavit in support of the criminal complaint details just how stupid Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman thought think their kids are. The Justice Department's indictment is a riveting read, but here are the best parts:

1. Loughlin and her husband, fashion designer/Target icon Mossimo Giannulli, thought their older daughter only had a shot at Arizona State.

In an email "on or about April 22, 2016," Giannulli emailed college coach/criminal mastermind William Singer, who's identified in the affidavit as "Cooperating Witness 1":

We just met with [our older daughter’s] college counselor this am. I’d like to maybe sit with you after your session with the girls as I have some concerns and want to fully understand the game plan and make sure we have a roadmap for success as it relates to [our daughter] and getting her into a school other than ASU!

2. Loughlin and Giannulli conspired to have both their daughters designated as recruits to the USC crew team, even though they don't row.

In an e-mail on or about July 24, 2016, [Cooperating Witness-1] advised GIANNULLI that his older daughter’s academic qualifications were at or just below the “low end” of USC’s admission standards. Thereafter, the GIANNULLIS agreed with CW-1 to use bribes to facilitate her admission to USC as a recruited crew coxswain, even though she did not row competitively or otherwise participate in crew.

3. The family staged photoshoots on rowing machines to help the cause.

That's the one photoshoot that didn't end up on Olivia Jade's Instagram.

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u should be familiar w this pose by now

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4. Some of the bribe money was funneled through a charity called The Key Worldwide Foundation, which claimed to serve underprivileged kids but primarily laundered bribes.

5. Loughlin was caught on tape discussing the payments with the cooperating witness, under the guise of warning Aunt Becky that the foundation was being audited by the IRS.

Terrific.

6. Felicity Huffman and William H. Macy, identified in the affidavit solely as "spouse," participated in an SAT scam where a third party proctor would correct their daughters answers after she handed them in.

7. After learning that her daughter's high school used their own proctor, Huffman responded, "Ruh Ro!"

8. A guy was paid $400,000 to administer the SAT to Huffman and three other students, $15,000 of which was laundered through Key Worldwide Foundation.

9. A few months later, Huffman called up Singer to pull off an SAT cheating scheme for her younger daughter. It was a bit more complicated to arrange because the accomplice had a baby.

10. Singer had a call with Macy, aka "spouse."

11. Huffman wanted her younger daughter to do well on the test, but not too well on the test, because she had a tutor they didn't want to make suspicious.

12. Ultimately, they decided not to pursue the cheating scheme for the younger daughter, officially proving who the "smart kid" in the family is.

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Chrissy Teigen lost her hamster and the whole internet got involved. Booby traps are out.

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In case you missed it, Chrissy Teigen now has a hamster named Peanut Butter!

While no fuzzy creature can even begin to compare to the love she feels for John Legend, Luna, and Miles, the joys of caring for and playing with Peanut Butter has brought her immense delight.

As obvious as it may sound, being a hamster mom is immensely different than being the mom of a human child. For starters, getting them a sibling is a guaranteed hazard (although many of us could attest that's also the case with humans).

The first picture Teigen shared of Peanut Butter perfectly summed up how adorable and strange these animals are.

This week, a sizable amount of Teigen's attention has been dedicated to making sure Peanut Butter feels loved and at home.

In fact, a few days ago there was a scare when Peanut Butter got out and was hard to find. But luckily she was soon spotted once more.

Given the ups and downs in such a short time, Teigen has fielded concern trolling from fellow hamster moms.

And in a dramatic turn, she truly, really did lose Peanut Butter this week, which set off the ultimate search.

Teigen and Luna put out a plate of peanut butter in hopes of luring Peanut Butter.

She also joked about how despite these setbacks, she technically did more research about hamster parenting than actual parenting.

When night fell, Teigen set up maximal traps and shared them with the world.

She even vigilantly made sure all of the security cameras were on, so they could spot Peanut Butter trying to make her ultimate escape.

Even the stairs were sprinkled with flour to catch any scurrying hamster tracks.

She even connected the live stream to her followers so they could alert her if they spotted Peanut Butter.

Finally, twelve hours later the booby traps worked, and Peanut Butter was recovered.

However, she didn't remember Peanut Butter's face looking exactly the way the found hamster's did. Also, the hamster was wet?!

It looks like Peanut Butter is now safe and sound.

Look at that tiny face!

Teigen ended the riveting tale by assuring her followers that they have a better hamster home on the way, and she's learned a lot about pet parenting.

People think Don Jr.'s angry tweet about 'racist air' is dumb, even for him.

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As the nation continues to be enraptured by the college cheating scandal, another case study in how the rich and wealthy by their way into elite institutions has reminded everyone that American meritocracy is a myth.

Yes, this is a loquacious (SAT word!) way of saying that Donald Trump Jr. tweeted again.

The president's eldest son, despite having every door kept open for him with a wad of $100 bills, always whines on Twitter about how he's a victim of censorship and the Left.

Don Jr. seems to think that the consequences of pollution aren't brought upon by the infrastructure that creates it. He appears to be mocking the study for saying that air is a sentient being with racial biases, but instead of landing a punch on those dang scientists, he's outing himself as an idiot who doesn't understand what words mean.

Had he read the article, he would have learned that scientists aren't accusing the air of being racist, but rather found that communities of color are often the ones who live near the power plant smokestacks:

“Someone had to make the pen you bought at the store,” said study co-author Julian Marshall, an engineering professor at the University of Washington. “We wanted to look at where the pollution associated with making that pen is located. Is it close to where people live? And who lives there?”

It is close to where people live, and it is often black and Hispanic families who live there.

Little Miss Flint, an 11-year old activist from the city that still doesn't have clean water, implied that Don Jr. is so dumb, he isn't even worth explaining things to.

If this tweet is any indication, Don Jr. didn't do so well on the reading comprehension section of the SAT.

Since issuing this tweet, Don Jr. has moved on to more intellectual pursuits.

The Ivy League's best and brightest, everybody.

Go Quakers!

This video of Lori Loughlin talking about her kids didn’t age as well as Lori Loughlin.

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Lori Loughlin hasn't gotten this much attention since the Full House days, and being indicted may or may not be preferable to having to be a fulltime cast member on Fuller House.

Last year, Loughlin proudly said oh camera that she "never pushed" her daughters, and uh, maybe she should have?

Had the girls gotten a wee bit of a nudge—or any incentive to work for anything at all—Loughlin and her husband might have been able to save the $500,000 they spent on having to pretend that their daughters were rowing coxswains.

"You know, I don’t ever do, I never pushed my kids to — I always say, 'Do the best you can,'" she told Page Six in 2017.

"For my husband too, their dad, never we were never like, ‘At school you got to get straight A’s.’ We were never those parents. We were always like, ‘You know what? Give it your all. Do the best you can ’cause in life if you give it your all and you do the best you can, that’s it. That’s all you can do.’ And that’s enough, in my opinion, especially with kids. I think we’ve put so much pressure and stress on them. A lot of it is unnecessary and I think it’s important to just have downtime, free time. I never over-scheduled my kids. Never. I always gave them plenty of time to just sit in their playroom and, you know, use their imaginations."

While this is good and nice, maybe the kids could have used more structure. The time using their imaginations in the "playroom" could have been spend rowing...or you, you know, studying.

Another video that didn't age well is this vlog from Loughlin's other daughter, ~influencer~ Olivia Jade.

Damn. What a waste of half a mil.

18 people with 'I want to talk to your manager' parents reveal their most embarrassing moments.

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It might be embarrassing to have your parents pay to cheat your way into a top college, but having your parents yell at an innocent retail or restaurant worker is definitely up there.

Even though you'd think that most people would have a sense of empathy and be kind to people in the trenches of department stores and restaurants, most of the time people who have had the luxury of never working these jobs feel entitled. Whether it's throwing a temper tantrum about there not being enough lemons in a free tap water, trying to cut the line or complain their way into free stuff--it's always something.

When a recent Reddit thread asked, "Children of 'I want to talk to your manager' parents, what has been your most embarrassing experience?" the internet was ready to share their most cringe-worthy, secondhand shameful moments. Get ready to give up on humanity, these parents should be canceled.

1. You mom needs anger management, "elsoov."

I was 13 when this happened. My mom had made a reservation at a hotel for a trip, but when she got there the lady said there was some error with the reservation and that my mom’s payment didn’t go through, so the lady offered us a double bed room for a discount.

Rather than just taking the room, thanking the lady, and leaving, my mom decided the best course of action would be to scream, in the middle of a hotel lobby, “NOBODY IS GOING ANYWHERE TIL I GET MY FUCKING ROOM!” She then proceeded to pester the lady, who clearly couldn’t do anything about it, until eventually she called the police on my mom for public disturbance. Mortifying.

2. Napkins are important, "snopal."

Not my parent but grandparent. When I was around 10 years old my grandmother went out and got us (her, my brother, and me) McDonald's. We got home and we didn't have napkins in the bags. No big deal, right? We have paper towels and napkins in the house, also me and my brother are pretty good with not making any messes while we eat.

Nope. Grandmother got us in the car, drove back to McDonald's, demanded a manager, and screeched about how upset she was that we didn't get any napkins. I wanted to just melt into the floor and disappear. It's just napkins, Nanny....

3. Oh my god, "solus-esse-nolo."

My Mum demanded to see a café's hygiene certificate when she saw an employee go from cutting cake in the kitchen to handling money at the till, even though the real problem is going the other way.

4. The floor is gross, though, "ohhellnoxd."

When I was a young child on a long distance flight my mother let me and my brother sleep on the floor. For safety reasons the flight attendants told my mother that we were not allowed to sleep on the floor. She started to argue with the flight attendants who then turned to the pilots. The pilots threatened to turn the plane around unless we get up from the floor but she continued to argue. The pilots anounced they were about to turn around because of my mother, so all the passangers got pissed. Eventually she caved in when she had all passengers and flight crew on a boeing 747 against her..

5. Oh no, "psychswot."

I was with my parents on vacation and the hotel put charges on the bill by accident. My mom marched to the front desk and demanded to see the manager. There was a long line, but she cut right in front of it. The manager wasn't very helpful, probably because she was rude.

So my mom, went to all the other customers in line and told them that the hotel was a scam and they were ripping us off with fake charges. She made a scene. The hotel called the police and we were escorted off the premises by actual cops. I died inside.

6. Ok this sounds like low key assault of a minor, "cok3noic3."

Ugh, my dad. He can be such a prick if you get his order wrong, it could be fast food or a nice sit down restaurant. He often yells at wait staff if they “undercook” his steak. It has to be well done or he claims to have lost his appetite.

One time we went to Burger King when I was younger and we sat down to eat. He took one bite of his burger, spit it out and immediately started bitching about it being under cooked. He cut in front of everyone in line to yell at the cashier, then he asked who was the cook. when the cook appeared, he launched his burger hitting the poor kid directly in the face with a lidless burger. He’s now banned for life from Burger King

7. Absolutely not, "BigDaddy0790."

My mom asked me to call her a taxi via an app.

She ended up calling me multiple times complaining about how the driver didn’t use the route she thought was best (she never owned a car and doesn’t know how to drive), even though the guy just used the best possible route the navigator suggested.

She ended up getting out halfway and using subway. The driver proceeded to call me in tears, completely shocked, unsure of what he did so wrong, and apologizing. I felt like total shit.

I never called her a cab again.

8. WTF, "pootermun."

I might be late but my dad once asked the guy at the verizon wireless store to give him his own Social Secuirity number because he asked for my dads. My dad walked out afterwards with some strangers SS number on a post it. I was a silent bystander because I really wanted my first phone.

9. Damn, "johnlonger."

My father consistently returns food to grocery stores when he is unsatisfied with the quality. The worst is when he returns the 2lb bricks of cheddar cheese because they went moldy "before they should have"

10. This is probably the worst one, "sixstringhook."

Not me, but my sister in law. Her step dad and mom took the family out to eat at a Red Lobster. They get there and it is super busy. So the step dad walks up to the host and says "Yes, we have a reservation".

The problem is, Red Lobster (or at least that one) doesnt take reservations. The host explains this and says it is going to be 20 min wait for seating. Her step dad FLIPPED out and started screaming that he had called 3 hours before hand and made a reservation. The host politely told him this was not possible as they do not take reservations (again).

He continues to scream at the guy, and says he wants to talk to a manager. So the manager comes out and she tells him the same thing. They dont take reservations, so its not possible that he had made one. He continues to cause a scene and people started leaving just to get away from this toxic guy. Finally, the manager says, "Fine, we will put you ahead of everyone else that has been patiently waiting their turn". He says "Thank you". They get seated.

Once they get to the table and the waitress walks away, he slyly winks and says to my brother and the rest of the family "THAT is how you get things done. I wasnt going to wait 20 min".

My brother refused to eat or order for fear of getting food that had been spit on.

11. Wow, "RixxiRose."

My MIL is truly a Karen. Going out to eat with her is always a nightmare. Her orders have 14 special requests, but she's not at all kind about it, she is defensive from the get go like you're an idiot who's already screwed the order up. "Nooo dressing. Not on the side. Nothing. Completely dry. Do you understand? I will send it back!"

The one I will never forget though was dinner at Joe's Crab shack. In case you've never been it's one of those places that every so often plays a song that the entire staff is required to drop everything & do a little synchronized dance to. It's quick, everyone gets a little kick out of it, it's part of the fun. Now my MIL Karen knew this, it's not like she'd never been here. But apparently she was not willing to wait 2 extra minutes for her dry salad, so she starts going off as soon as the dancing starts. She gets a manager, who clearly knows Karen well & offers a quick apology (for doing their job), a discount & her dry ass salad. But Karen's not completely satisfied. She tells us that even though dinner for our party of 8 is on her, she's not tipping the waitress 1 penny. She proceeds to bitch.....loudly...the rest of the meal & antagonize our waitress over petty shit.

I worked too many years in customer service & ya know, I'm a decent human being. I made sure to get my bill separate so I could tip for the entire table. I wrote a quick note on the receipt, something along the lines of "Way to stay positive even when the customer's a jerk". I was a little afraid of the wrath of Karen, it was one of my first interactions with her too, but when the waitress came & hugged me, Karen & I locked eyes. She knew. I didn't care. Don't be a cunt Karen.

12. Gotta have A1, "Streaks-"

When I was 6 my mom took my brothers and I out to Golden Corral for dinner. She went up to the buffet, got a steak, and came back to the table. She’s an avid A1 steak sauce fan and cannot, i repeat, cannot eat steak without it.

She poured out the A1 onto her plate, tasted it, and was instantly horrified. She proceeded to pour out the Golden Corral Steak Sauce right next to the A1 and it matched perfectly.

Outraged, she called over a waitress and eventually the manager showing them her little experiment and how she exposed the Great Steak Sauce Fraud of 06.

My brothers and I were scarred for the rest of our lives. I still have nightmares about it.

13. This is so sad, "FuzzyElf47."

The number of cashiers my father demanded the manager fire because they were too slow, rang us up wrong, etc, including one they actually did. I'll never forget that girl taking her Home Depot apron off and walking away sobbing. To his credit (I guess?) my dad seemed surprised that it actually worked, must have felt at least some level of guilt and never did it again.

14. You're an angel, "Lurkist."

I don't like going to restaurants with her, she thinks that because she worked as a waitress for a year 35 years ago, it gives her the right to act like a complete asshole to them. She also thinks not tipping them will encourage them to "get their act together". Jokes on you mom, I always find our server after seated, give them a $20.00 and apologize in advanced for your poor behavior.

15. A+, "n8spear."

My mom used to run restaurants. My step father used to be a chef in high end restaurants and is the kind of guy who expects to be treated better than he is currently being treated, regardless of whatever that treatment is. They are not fun to go out to eat with.

The “most embarrassing experience” is actually their most embarrassing experience, one where I Embarrassed them.

My wife and I pride ourselves on being a “relief” table when we go out to eat. Both of us have been servers, and there’s always the counterpoint to the difficult table, that’s us. Barring horrible service or bad food, we are super easy customers, tip well, and try to have a good time with our server. Furthermore, we just treat people nicely. So you can imagine our distain when my parents act like they’re fucking royalty at a dinner service.

My wife and I went out to dinner with them. They were being particularly tough. My mom was acting like she was Gordon Ramsey analyzing the business, critiquing everything down to the amount of bubbles in her seltzer (“looks like it’s time to change the CO2”) My step dad was getting more and more heated over stupid things like the amount of ice in his drink and how the waitress didn’t top off his water, that he was barely sipping on, fast enough.

It came to a head when my step father ordered a steak medium well, it came back medium well, and for some reason he changed his mind that he wanted it medium rare while it was cooking and they didn’t read his mind, so he gave attitude, as did my mom. They jumped really quickly to demanding free stuff.

I’m an adult and this may be the first time they realized this. I interrupted in front of the server and said something like “really? This is what you’re doing. That’s what you ordered...” I turned to the server and said “We do not need anything comped.” I then pulled out my wallet and handed her my card and said “this is for the bill. We’ll happily wrap up with what we have here. I’m very sorry for their behavior, you’re doing great.” Then the line that stung them so deep they still bring it up years later ...”I was taught to treat people nicely, a lesson that seems to be forgotten. Thank you.”

They turned red, the server walked away, I looked down and cut my steak, and didn’t say a word. They were so flabbergasted that the meal was virtually silent except me asking my step father how his steak was a few minutes later. I signed the check, gave a big tip, and we walked out and said goodbyes.

They’ve been nicer to servers each time that we’ve gone out since.

16. Damn, "s8erguyssk8er."

My mom has been this person regularly throughout my life but I do have one positive story with it.

She and I went to eat at portillo's when I was a teenager and we sat in the back of the restaurant where it was more private so we can eat in peace. About 10 minutes into our meal two people come into the empty area and sit down two tables away from us. Turns out it was a manager and an employee that was getting written up. the manager was being a complete asshat towards the employee criticizing and belittling them. My mom put down her food and walked over and started yelling at the manager for being such an asshole. she went on a rant about how rude and wrong it was of him to do this in front of the public two tables away from customers and really let him have it. She demanded the phone number of the manager above him and we left after she received it. I was pretty embarrassed at the time but as I got older I realized that she was standing up for that employee and how wrong that manager really was. I'm not a hundred percent sure what she did with that phone number because I lived with my dad and I had to go home after that meal.

17. Aw, "WaulsTexLegion."

It was at a TGI Fridays in Katy, TX. This waiter was amazing. He was working 8 tables that I could count and was managing all of them flawlessly. Drinks never got below 1/3rd full at any table, he was always attentive and prompt, friendly, just a textbook example of the perfect waiter. He impressed my dad so much that my dad asked if he could speak to a manager. Of course, the waiter immediately asks if anything is wrong, since that's the only time someone asks. My dad tells him no, it's to make sure that management knows what excellent service he's providing. The waiter thanks us and says he'll get a manager over as quickly as he can.

We wait for about 10 minutes before this middle-aged grease ball of a manager saunters over and starts asking my dad how the waiter screwed up. My dad is not the most patient of people, and we were kinda in a hurry to get home, so the 10 minute wait was rubbing him wrong. But when the manager immediately acted like the guy was a screw up, my dad lost it. He told the manager that the waiter had done everything perfectly, and that's why he tipped the guy $15 on a $35 ticket. He also went on to say that the manager needed to be more respectful of his staff and gave the guy an ass chewing for presuming that the employee had screwed up. Before that moment, I thought that my sister and I were the only ones he would scream at when he was upset. It was somewhat embarrassing to see my dad yell at this guy, but he did it for a good reason.

25 people share the 'tipping point' with their ex partners. Always check the attic.

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Every relationship has its tipping point before the Titanic fully crashes into an iceberg. Some of them are long, drawn out red flags that embed themselves so fully in the relationship you can barely trace it until after the fact.

Others are so overtly toxic you wonder how you got into that position in the first place. Regardless of how dramatic or seemingly subtle the harbinger was, hindsight is always 20/20, and it's exponentially easier to honestly examine dynamics once you're in the clear.

In a recent Reddit thread, people shared the tipping points with their ex partners, and the answers range from deeply familiar to downright cinematic.

1. O-shi found out their partner was living a lie.

"First and last tipping point, they were married to a whole other person."

2. Practicing_Heathen's partner couldn't shake the addiction.

"His crack addiction reared its ugly head - after he was clean for more than a year."

3. _Silly_Wizard_'s wife changed her tune after she got sober.

"When she finally started to sober up from the years' worth of prescription meds and immediately said "I don't want to be married anymore."

Edit: it's been requested that ages be given to provide some context.

In my case, the divorce was about 10 years ago."

"We married at 25, divorced at 29. (We had about six good months between the wedding and her ailments presenting. Two years of ever-more-potent prescription medication. A brief period of sobering up, then close to two years of separation leading to the divorce.)"

4. Uglyeye's partner refused to take the first step towards wellness.

"I got tired of carrying her to bed after her nightly binge drinking. Also, her complete denial of being an alcoholic and refusing to get help."

5. stressedinsocal was with a manipulator.

"She started telling me how she had to defend me to my friends after I had to miss watching a show with them to go into work. My friends told me that wasn't true and she spent the entire time shit talking me."

6. CinnamonSong faced a series of unfortunate tipping points.

"He was on a 5 day bender ignoring every single one of my messages until I said "I'm leaving you" then he said he was gonna kill himself if I leave him (Something he said everytime I tried to leave). I simply said "okay" blocked him and sent an ambulance to his house. When the ambulance got there his friend sent me a ton of abusive messages saying why the fuck would you do that ect. Turns out the paramedics walked in on her sucking his dick."

7. filthy_pikey's partner had a bad case of ex longing.

"She wouldn't stop sleeping with her ex boyfriend and then decided to marry him. She told me this via text."

8. superpotatochip87's ex was an animal abuser.

"Turns out my ex kept a cat locked in the attic for several years. Changed the litter boxes about once a month and gave her food/water every couple of days. He didn't really give a shit about her. He didnt have AC so went I went up to check on her I was pouring sweat and had to leave within 5 minutes. I confronted him about her treatment and got the response "It's just a cat." I dont know why he even had her in the first place."

"I told him the next week that I was taking her to give her a better home and he pretty much said do whatever, once again "she's just a cat". She's 20 years old now and lives with me. She was hesitant of any signs of affection at first but is now the sweetest thing."

"Oh, also he was seeing someone else while we were still together. I was struggling with some mental issues and he told me to "go fix myself" but that's another story."

9. PumpkinLaserSpice's ex interrupted a sweet moment with threats.

"He and I had this moment, lying on the bed, listening to some music, in my room, while the sun was setting, the city buzzing away below us, after a long day and I felt this wholesome feeling, like I knew where I belonged. And right then and there, he looks at me and said: "if you ever leave me, I'm gonna make your life a fucking hell."

Guess I belonged far far away from him."

"EDIT: As to whether he actually fulfilled his promise: the break up was ugly (as expected) and painful (we did love each other at some point), but it was the right thing to do, as I was unhappy and could not see a future together. During the break up he changed from begging me to stay to calling me every name in the book, threatening suicide etc. And in the year after he continued to write emails from different Email accounts he created (even under MY name!? That was fucking weird...) to stay true to his words. I didn't read most of them and at some point he stopped. My life after the break up was beautiful, tough, like a huge burden had lifted. So i guess... no, but he tried."

10. TheSaucyScapula's ex manipulated through withholding.

"We were doing long distance and had been having problems for a long time and had been trying to work through them (or staying together despite how overdue a break up was, whichever). Anyways, I flew home to visit him for his bday and felt like I was going to have a panic attack the whole time I was there. We had some fun and didn’t fight a ton, but I was super tense. Finally, I get back and it just felt like such a relief. A couple months later, he was just about to visit me and we got in a fight and he threatened to cancel his trip and not come, something he did frequently when he visited. At first I argued against the idea but then actually considered it and realized what a weight off it was."

11. lunchladyshand's ex had a plan that bordered on kidnapping.

"He told me he had to go to Minnesota for a couple months on business but actually bought a house there and was planning on tricking me into moving there with him."

"He flew me out to visit a couple weeks after he left and took me to do all the fun things... He pointed out all of the great job opportunities in the area, and the great schools for kids. A few more weeks and I visit him again and it's the same thing, but he's lined up an interview for me at a brewery he knows I like this time, and tells me he thinks we should move there. I told him there was zero chance of me moving to Minnesota and he freaked out and told me he already bought us a house."

12. Zoelizart's partner was financially using them.

"Month after month after month, excuses why he couldn't pay rent. And yet he would spend all his income on eating out, online gaming memberships, etc. Would also try to guilt trip me into getting him stuff constantly. 1 day we went to visit relatives in another state during the week before xmas and my uncle snapped. He told him off about how he's manipulative and can see that what he does has dragged me down as a serious burden. I didn't attempt to intervene, he was absolutely right. And after we left, ex bitched me out for not stepping up for him. We broke up the day after and suddenly I felt like I could breathe again."

13. kerill333's ex was a straight up control freak.

"Standing in the kitchen early in the morning trying to work out if I would get more told off for taking my boyfriend (now ex) 's tea up in the wrong mug (not his favourite one), or for making a noise washing up his favourite one. Fucking narcissist control freak with misophonia."

14. misterbondpt's partner couldn't handle his success.

"We went to a new country for both of us (Netherlands, I'm Portuguese she's Polish). I got a job, she didn't. She became pissed and started stressing. I got a better job, she got an average one, stress continued. So, in order to get an even better job she applied to work in ANOTHER country (Italy). Got accepted and soon our relationship was over."

15. mickeyparkes's ex was a true stinker.

"He told me his ex was the only person he’d miss WWE Monday Night Raw for."

16. robrtsmtn's ex had a violent streak and needed professional help.

"First wife, and this is in total retrospect. She was the one who finally bailed due to her mental health issues. The scary part was that she shot my dog because she "did not like him". I heard later she shot her next husband's dog because it got out of the yard while she was late for work and didn't have time to chase it. Both husband #2 and I just concluded we were both lucky we got out of relationships with her alive."

17. Priamosish experienced the gradual and painful relationship death many of us have lived through.

"I wish there had been a tipping point, but our relationship just died a very slow death because she had gradually been losing interest."

18. bluegnatcatcher's long-term girlfriend was dating another man.

"We had been together for 5 years. She started dating someone else for the last 5 months of our relationship. I work night shift as a police officer and I only found out because I realized I left something at home when I left for work and went home to get it around midnight and this random guy was sleeping in my bed and my girlfriend was no where to be found (she was making a run to Walgreens)."

19. JohNomsYou at least got a friend out of her ex's infidelity.

"He was going out during the night to see two other girls. TWO. And when I saw him during the morning he would be tired as hell (because obviously he was out) and tell me he had sleeping issues. I found out he was cheating on me with the two girls when they both saw me hugging him and went to scream at me. For the karma part, the three of us agreed to leave him and not talk to him again, and I'm still a friend with one of them."

20. KBE952's ex was a straight up abuser.

"She would threaten me with physical violence and self harm for years if I ever left her, I was made to choose between my friends or her, certain threats made if I'd choose friends over her etc. having to be in contact with her at all times if I wasn't with her, going through my phone and years of messages with my closest friends whilst I'm asleep etc, deciding who I could follow on Instagram, be friends with on Facebook based off how attractive they were or if she deemed them as a 'threat' etc. even if they were long term friends - Makes me feel sick thinking about it all again."

"Crazy shit. I was younger and didn't realise how abusive she really was - lost a lot of friends because of her."

"She eventually did another one of her 'fake' break ups and I decided not to crawl back to the person that would always tell me that no one else would ever love me etc. said "Okay, I'll pick up my stuff tomorrow" or something along those lines and then she obviously freaked out realising I wasn't falling for her tricks and playing into her usual games. Haven't seen or heard from her in four years now."

21. Internet_Personality found out the truth on Facebook.

"Turns out she never actually left her ex-boyfriend and I found out when she blew up about me adding a picture of us together to my Facebook."

22. DoucheBaggins12's ex needed addiction counseling.

"She just kept getting drunk and going crazy. I had to call the police on her because she took a bunch of pills when I left during one of her binges. She would call me at night often, drunk as hell and yell at me, and then threaten to cut herself when I refused to come over at 1 in the morning. She still drinks to this day."

23. Nebraska_Fat_Adam's ex was into illegally edgy sex.

"She pulled a knife on me during intercourse."

24. morpheusquestionmark's ex had a lot going on, all bad.

"Threw a frying pan at my head, ducked it. Started telling me she was going to call the police and accuse me of hitting her."

25. wseibert's ex had sex with his friend.

"When she had my friends dick inside her."


Amy Schumer's playful nude pregnancy shoot proves she's not like the other moms, she's a cool mom.

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If you're friends with parents on social media it's likely you've encountered some glossy pregnancy photoshoots. You'll see a woman deep in her second trimester rocking a flowing gown, or maybe just a bra, surrounded by fog, flowers, or some ethereal representation of the cycle of life.

If the husband or partner is included, they'll likely be cupping the woman's stomach with sensual and tender pride, and the comments will quickly fill up with congratulations and awe at the beautiful spectacle of a new life.

Of course, we all know those photoshoots are deeply curated, and don't represent the often painful and long-suffering realities of growing a baby in your stomach. Even the smoothest pregnancies involve some adjusting and discomfort.

So, in a truly on-brand move, comedian Amy Schumer opted for a more playful pregnancy shoot.

The series with photographer Heather Sten is featured in an article in The New York Times, and shows Schumer topless, playing with moss in the rain and chasing ducks.

The pictures are simultaneously beautiful and feel a lot more authentic in nature than other shoots, because the poses are candid and play with uncontrollable elements like the weather.

On top of showing Schumer untethered by overly curated poses, the shoot also showcases the lush greenery of New Orleans.

Even before this profile and photoshoot, Schumer has already been hamming it up about her pregnancy online. Which makes sense, what even is the point of growing a whole human being inside your body if you can't leverage it for jokes?!

In fact, even the promo for her upcoming Netflix special utilizes her pregnancy for laughs.

At this point, it seems safe to say there will likely be more photoshoots playing with pregnancy. And if not, there's going to be a whole special full of joke opportunities.

Lori Loughlin's daughter was on a yacht during the college fraud arrest. The internet is drowning in jokes.

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As if having your parents pay $500,000 to get you into college wasn't embarrassing enough, imagine having your parents ruin your spring break by getting indicted while you're partying on a yacht owned by an official for the college they had to bribe people to get you into. You better hide, Olivia Jade.

In case you're not caught up, Olivia Jade (Lori Loughlin's daughter) got into the University of Southern California (a school with a 17% acceptance rate) with fake SAT scores and a fake sports portfolio that claimed she was skilled at crew team. Her parents paid around $500,000 to get crooked exam proctors to mark her wrong answers correctly and to give her more time on the test despite her not having any learning disability.

The internet was immediately pretty unsympathetic toward Olivia Jade considering her "influencer" Youtube and Instagram accounts were riddled with videos like this:

It definitely doesn't help her case, though, that while the news broke she was enjoying her spring break on Rick Caruso's yacht. Caruso is the Chairman of the USC Board of Trustees and Olivia is reportedly friends with his daughter. I can't imagine how awkward that mimosa and sun bathing session must've been when they all looked at their phones and realized their bff didn't get into USC the way they did (having their parents work there, donating a ton of money to the college) but was such a bad student she had to photo shop crew photos. Of course, Olivia decided to abandon the vacation and the yacht had to straight up turn around. Considering she's such a skilled rower, it was a surprise to the internet she just didn't take control of the boat...

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25 Utterly Random Memes Everyone Should Laugh At This Morning.

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These hilariously random memes are the best thing to happen to mornings since the snooze button. Grab a cup of coffee and get to scrolling. This meme list will keep you laughing at least until lunchtime.

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23 Of The Funniest College Cheating Scandal Memes. Sorry not sorry, Aunt Becky.

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By now you've all heard about a college admissions scandal hilariously named, "Operation Varsity Blues." Actresses Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman were among many privileged parents who were caught participating in a scheme to purchase college acceptances for their dumb-dumb kids. The internet has shown zero mercy for their arrests and the results are these hysterical memes. Seriously, Aunt Becky, how rude?

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Trump tweeted his 'VETO!' threat and it quickly became a meme.

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Remember the time Donald Trump shut down the government for over a month, holding federal workers hostage so he could fulfill a campaign chant, and when Speaker Nancy Pelosi told him he couldn't be on primetime TV from her House without an operating government, he folded like one of his long-ass ties? And after folding, because Fox News was mad, he declared a "national emergency," bypassing Congress to divert funds from soldiers' pensions to deliver his expensive "FU" to all Latinos?

If you don't, that's what went down.

After the Democratic-controlled House of Representatives passed a resolution to void this so-called national emergency—an emergency to dire that the president has had no choice but to golf through it—the Senate passed the resolution on Thursday.

Twelve brave Republicans stood with Democrats to say, "hey, maybe we should follow the Constitution, which says that the legislative branch—not the executive—controls government spending." The Senate was one vote short of a veto-proof majority.

Constitution be damned, Trump announced in a tweet simply reading "VETO!" that he's going to veto it.

It quickly became a meme, because this is the news cycle of life.

The president may or may not believe that by tweeting "VETO!", he is vetoing the resolution.

It's all very Michael Scott.

He might want to refresh himself on Schoolhouse Rock.

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