That moment when a fleeting look of happiness gives way to a defeated frown... it's a thing of beauty. That's why we love the backhanded compliment. It's simple, elegant and ruthlessly efficienct. It's also the only kind of compliment we give. Below we've collected 14 of our best backhanded compliments for you to send to your friends, enemies, and random Facebook and Twitter jerks. Or you can always try your hand at crafting you own in our user card section.
Graduation is a time of transitions: from harmless binge drinker to serious problem drinker, from student loan recipient to student loan payer, and from being an unproductive, irresponsible student to being an unproductive, irresponsible, unemployed adult. To mark the occasion, we've selected 21 of the worst possible things you could say say to a new graduate. You should by all means send them to a new graduate. You should also share on Facebook and Twitter. Hey, you could even make your own and add to our collection.