Sarah Silverman compares income inequality to basketball while hanging out with an adorable dog.

Once upon a time, Sarah Silverman was paid $10 for a fifteen minute standup set, while her friend Todd Barry was paid $60 for the exact same thing. Oops! Guess she wasn't supposed to find out. Maybe the club owner thought three crisp twenty dollar bills would feel more at home in a man's wallet, firmly pressed up against his strong buttocks, rather than flouncing around inside a lady's handbag, lost and alone.

The wage gap is real and it totally sucks, but this video is quite inspirational. Simply put, ask for what you deserve, take shots, and don't feel bad if you miss. You know, like in the critically-acclaimed sport basketball! In addition to her sound advice, there's the added bonus of Sarah's adorable dog.

BRB, time to ask for a raise and adopt a puppy.

Enjoy the mature content in George R.R. Martin and Team Coco's cartoon "Lil Thrones."

Don't let the bubbly animations fool you, "Lil Thrones" is still super graphic. Watch all your favorite Game Of Thrones characters sing upbeat songs about the terrible tragedies in their lives. They dance! They rhyme! They're very positive about some rather grim situations! Hopefully this will turn into a full-length animated series because it looks amazing.

If you want a version to show your kids, Sesame Street did an exemplary G-rated parody.

"Aren't we such a fun, approachable dynasty?"

As everybody knows, Hillary Clinton will be announcing her decision to become the 45th President of the United States today. Obviously, we don't exactly how this will go down. Will she be wearing a blue or a lavender pant suit? Will she be sitting behind a desk in a serious-looking office, or lazing on the porch of a shabby chic summer home beside a meticulously imprecise display of hot-house-grown wild flowers? Will she also be announcing her decision to become the 46th President of the United States? Who can say?

What we can say with relative certainty, though, is that Kate McKinnon and Darrell Hammond pretty much nailed the behind the scenes process of the once and future First Couple in the opening sketch from last night's SNL. If this precisely is not happening right now, something very close to it is.

Pirated versions of the first four episodes began floating around the world wide web Saturday night.

The current mood of Game of Thrones creator Greg Spence. (via HBO)

On the eve of HBO's April 12 premiere, the first four episodes of Season 5 began popping up on illegal torrent sites. The news is causing both fans of the show, and the show's creator Greg Spence, to freak out for very different reasons.

The leaked episodes were most likely uploaded from a screener, meaning someone who was entrusted with these valuable, holy, un-aired episodes totally abused their power. It sounds like a sub-plot in a modern version of Game of Thrones.

If you are perfectly fine with illegally downloading copyrighted material, go ahead and cancel your plans tonight. There's a bunch of pirated tv to watch. In case you need to get caught up, here is the most important moment of Season 4.

Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuthing ta engage in consensual intercourse wit.

I have had some jealous girlfriends over the years. And I've been a jealous boyfriend more often than I'd care to admit. But I am proud to say that I have never been accused of, nor accused anybody else of, having sex with an entire eight-person hip-hop group. That's an impressive recrimination. This guy must have an incredibly low opinion of his ex-girlfriend. Or an incredibly high one. I mean, if she did do what he claims, then she's kind of a superhero.

Also, I have to say that I am thoroughly unimpressed with the Honorable Judge Lynn Toller's line of questioning here. When this guy claims that his girlfriend slept with the whole Wu-Tang Clan, is he including Cappadonna on the list? Because I'm never sure whether that guy counts as a full member or not. And I'm hoping he doesn't mean the full Wu-Tang Killa Beez group. That would just be some serious buss down behavior.

This perfectly illustrates how hard it is to be single at weddings.

Can I bring a date? He won't be much trouble. (via imgur)

Weddings are not only a celebration of love, but also serve a glaring reminder of your perpetual singledom. Now that photobooths are a staple at weddings, they do a great job of highlighting your deep, undying, twice-a-week-therapy-sessions and loneliness.

The woman pictured is the sister of reddit user aplethoraofpuppies, and she was probably so sick of seeing everyone do the same exact poses in every photobooth that she made the genius move of imitating your boring couples photos. And they turned out amazing.

I'm definitely doing this next time I'm on a date with my imaginary boyfriend and I see a photobooth.

A video about women's makeup throughout history proves that makeup is weird.

Women have worn makeup since the dawn of man (I have zero proof of this fact). There have been stark differences in makeup styles throughout history, and it would be pretty sweet if we started bringing some of these beauty trends back. Fashion trends are always being recycled. Bell bottoms for example, the herpes of denim, just keepcomingback. Let's do the same with makeup! Pick your favorite era and try it out at work tomorrow, it'll help make Monday bearable.

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Try out this look from Ancient Egypt if you are a total badass. People will take you more seriously in the workplace and you will continue to become more successful until you eventually rule a nation.

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Unibrow? No problem! In Ancient Greece they were so coveted that women wore fake unibrows. If your brow struggle is real, this is the look for you.

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During India's Gupta Age, the bindi (red dot), was worn by married Hindi women. It served as a way to say "back off bro" without uttering a single word. If you wear this makeup today, you still might have to tell bros to back off.

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Should you choose the Elizabethan Era, go big or go home. I'm talking shaved eyebrows, shaved hairline (seriously) and crazy pale foundation. Queen Elizabeth I or bust.

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If you have no pigment, this is the era for you! Women idolized looking like vampires apparently, they even drew on fake veins so they would look paler. Go team Edward.

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The Japanese Geisha look is a great way to make people think you are an actual Geisha. I recommend acting like nothing is out of the ordinary when people ask why your face is painted.

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Try out some fun 60's makeup if you want to look like you walked off the set of Mad Men and got lost for a few years since the current season is set in the 70s. Added bonus: fake eyelashes bat away dust particles as well as unwanted sexual advances from your boss at the ad agency.

1. The Human Centipede

(via Wikipedia)

How can you pass up the opportunity to watch one of the most disgusting and repulsive movies that could ever grace your television screen? Plus, the final installment is coming out soon, so you need to catch up!

2. The Den

(via Horror.it)

Imagine if someone on Chat Roulette was watching you through your web cam long after you logged off and they also happen to be a crazed, sadistic murderer. The whole film is presented like it's on a computer screen, so you get found footage without the motion sickness.

3. Contracted

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If you thought the worst thing that could happen from unprotected sex was an unplanned pregnancy or a burning sensation when you pee, get ready to have your world completely destroyed. By the time it ends, you'll delete your Tinder profile forever, just to be safe.

4. The Horde

(via IFC)

It starts off as a gritty cop drama about officers going rogue to get revenge on a group of gangsters, but then the zombie apocalypse happens and everything goes completely insane. It's a fresh take on zombie movies, which isn't an easy task nowadays.

5. Event Horizon

(via DenofGeek)

As far as horror goes, the 90s was pretty much the worst except for a few absolute masterpieces. One of those, that you've probably skipped for some reason, is this sci-fi scare fest that's still terrifying after all these years.

6. Oculus

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Way too many people assumed a horror film from WWE Studios would be garbage, but with Oculus, that couldn't be further from the truth. The only disappointing part is that there's very little chance we'll get a sequel, which is a shame because the concept would work so well in multiple installments.

7. Witching & Bitching

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Horror comedies are tough to pull off because if the humor or the scares are lacking, it fails on every level. Witching & Bitching is fun, smart, and most of all highly entertaining.

8. Tucker & Dale vs Evil

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This is the best horror comedy since Shawn of the Dead and, if we're being honest, it might just be the superior film between the two.

9. The Pact

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What starts out as a typical ghost movie takes a sharp turn into terrifying when you finally learn what's really going on inside the house. Just be prepared to freak out at every sound you hear in the middle of the night for the next three months.

10. John Dies at the End

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It's not one of those horror movies that'll have you jumping out of your seat the entire time, but the writing is great and it's self-aware enough to not take itself too seriously, but still consistently entertain.

11. Dead Silence

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By now you know director James Wan for making hits like Saw, The Conjuring, Insidious, and most recently Furious 7. The one you may have missed is Dead Silence, which is one of the most eerily fun movies on Netflix right now. It has creepy puppets and Donnie Wahlberg, so I'm not sure what more you could possibly want from a movie.

12. The House of the Devil

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Ti West pays homage to classic 80s horror with a film so beautifully done you'll swear it must have come out 25 years ago. It's a slow burn that pulls you into the creepy atmosphere and never lets go until the credits roll.

13. Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones

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Paranormal Activity may be a curse word to some who feel the franchise has overstayed its welcome, but The Marked Ones takes the story in a whole new direction with a side story that's entertaining for new fans as well as plenty of references and clues for those who have followed it since the beginning.

14. V/H/S 2

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Even if you didn't see the first film, there's still plenty to enjoy in the anthology that features a lot more hits than misses. The "Safe Haven" segment is one of the most incredible found footage horror concepts you'll ever see.

15. The Houses October Built

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What happens when a group of thrill seekers get bored of traditional haunted houses and try to find the most extreme underground horror experiences in the world? Terrible, terrible things. There are parts that lag a bit and the characters make some bizarrely awful decisions, but overall it's definitely worth checking out.

16. You're Next

(via EoneFilms)

If you haven't seen one of the most innovative and entertaining home invasion movies in recent memory, stop what you're doing and go watch it right now. Even the most casual horror fan will find something to appreciate in this gem.

Photographer Atif Saeed took this photo of a lion moments before it leapt at him.

A Kodak moment if I've ever seen one.(Atif Saeed via Facebook)

There's dedication to your job, and then there's getting face-to-face with a wild lion. The difference between the two is the difference between most photographers and the brave/insane Atif Saeed.

Saeed was taking wildlife photos in a safari park near Lahore in his native Pakistan. He got out of his jeep to snap some pics of this majestic lion, but the big cat heard his camera lens whirring and approached him. The lion came with ten feet of Saeed before leaping at him. The terrified photographer barely had time to get safely back into his jeep. He told the Daily Mail:

“I was sitting in front of him just near my car and the door of my car was open. I was sat on ground few feet away, so he was treating me like his prey… I was laughing at that time, but now when I think back about the incident I don't think I would be able to do it again. It was a pretty close encounter.“

Now that he has this amazing and terrifying picture, there really is no reason to do it again. If he decided to risk it, his next photo might be of the inside of a lion's belly. He'd better bring a flash.

Madonna forcefully made out with Drake on stage at Coachella and he totally let it happen even though he was grossed out.

Madonna fantasized about kissing Drake and because she is Madonna, she controls her own destiny. While performing at Coachella, Madonna stuck her tongue into Drake's mouth, fulfilling her fantasy. Drake seemed into it at first but looked a little grossed at the conclusion of the spit swapping. Here is a possible transcript of Drake's inner monologue during those nine seconds of strange wonder:

Is this really happening?
Is Madonna making out with me?
How old is she again?
How old am I?
What's my name?
How did I get here?
Where is that large automobile?
This is not my beautiful wife!

After Madonna got what she wanted, she simply said "I'm Madonna," and left the stage. Yes you are Madonna, yes you are.

1. Hillary Clinton Bashing Season Is Officially Open

With Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign now official, Americans have received the all clear signal to begin meticulously tearing her down, molecule by molecule, over the course of the next 18 months. This started yesterday, when every conservative politician in the country climbed over one another to condemn her on Sunday talk shows and continues today as every person with an Internet connection provided us with a detailed critique of her campaign logo.

I wish Hillary Clinton would just make her campaign slogan "It's about fucking time."

— Twitnter Is Coming (@OhNoSheTwitnt) April 12, 2015

2. Marco Rubio Kicks Off Campaign To Be Jeb Bush's Running Mate

Sen. Marco Rubio announced to top Republican donors today that he intends to run for president, thus informing top Republican donors that he intends to fill the vice presidential slot on the Republican ticket, be that alongside Jeb Bush, Scott Walker or whomever else happens to win the primaries.

Maybe I've watching too much Game of Thrones because when Marco Rubio announced, I shouted, "Stop introducing new characters, Election!"

— Aaron Fullerton (@AaronFullerton) April 13, 2015

3. 90% Of Americans Won't Need To Declare Bankruptcy If They See A Doctor, According To Alarming New Poll Numbers

Nearly nine out of ten adults now have health insurance—up from eight out of ten two years ago—according to new numbers from a Gallup poll. The reason for the spike remains a mystery, but the fact that it is now against the law to not have insurance is suspected to play somewhat of a part.

Obama gave us health care and all-day McDonald's breakfast, which were floated in 1993 by Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton, respectively.

— Brian Boone (@brianadamsboone) April 2, 2015

4. New Book Names Gay Americans From History—Washington, Lincoln, Nixon, Most Other People

In his new history book, The American People, Larry Kramer lists George Washington, Abraham Lincoln and Richard Nixon as a few of the important statesmen who were secretly gay. When asked by the the New York Times about his claims, Kramer said: "People say, 'Can you prove to me that George Washington was gay?' and I say, 'Can you prove to me that he wasn't?'" Very convincing point!

Was Abe Lincoln gay or a vampire hunter geez history pick a lane!

— Julian McCullough (@julezmac) June 20, 2012

5. Upcoming 'Ant-Man' Movie Looks Appropriately Silly

Marvel Studios just released the first full trailer for their upcoming superhero film Ant-Man, starring Paul Rudd as a guy who has the ability to get really, really small while retaining the strength of a normal, not-particularly-super human being. It appears to be about as fun and ridiculous as you would hope it would be.

Here’s the first picture of Ant-Man’s wasp-themed villain, Yellowjacket http://t.co/p7IIiUyS79pic.twitter.com/JnVySL4GnK

— The AV Club (@TheAVClub) April 10, 2015

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"Please, call me 'Bad'—'Mr. Motherfucker' is my dad's name."(via reddit)

Having a credit card is a big responsibility. So big, banks will give them to pretty much anyone. Here are 9 people who probably shouldn't be trusted with a credit card.

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No filter.(via imgur)

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Don't forget to post a pic of the three numbers on the back too.(via reddit)

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Guess he won't be paying for Cialis with this.(via reddit)

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There's probably another lesson to learn here.(via reddit)

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"Dad" would have left a tip if "dad" had learned arithmetic.(via reddit)

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Here's hoping money can buy more than 269 friends. (via reddit)

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The only custom card design that helps you avoid credit card debt. (via reddit)

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This makes no sense, a floppy drive is a much better option.(via reddit)

Truth bomb: I didn't think Ariana Grande was for me.

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I'm a grown-ass married woman. I plan meals and put them on a shared family calendar. I contribute up to the match on my 401K. Ariana Grande is for an entirely different demo. One that doesn't find her cat ears so off-putting.

But folks, Ariana Grande has gone and DONE IT. Here are 8 reasons I now love Ariana Grande:

1. Here she is singing “I Have Nothing," atop a grand piano. David Foster is accompanying her, and she is hitting every note like a GODDESS.

2. Pack it in, haters. Ariana Grande is a GD pro. At this moment, Whitney Houston is looking down on all of us from Heaven and blessing us. Wait. We should probably just watch it again, so we all get how great it is.

3. WHAT?! Girl, you better SING. I understand you now, Ariana Grande. The cat ears, Nickelodeon, the whole thing. OK. Here's Ariana doing an entirely different song—no wait. Nope, I've got hear her sing this song again.

4. Here's an entirely different reason why I now like Ariana Grande. Sorry. Let's just watch this video one more time.

5. YAAAAAAS QUEEN.

6. "Don't walk away from me / I have nothing, nothing, nothing / Don't make me cloooooossseee one more door, I don't wanna' hurt anymore..."

7. OK, I promise I won't post that video anymore. Instead, I'll show you the excellent video for Bang Bang featuring her, Jessie J and Nicki Minaj.

8. Nevermind, I lied.

Everyone in this news video needs to vacate the premises before they get hit by a flying manhole cover.

During a report on a series of underground explosions in Buffalo, NY on Sunday, a manhole cover flew really far into the air. Action-movie-stunt-high into the air. The title of the news segment reads "Underground Fire Under Control in Buffalo" but it was definitely not under control. Guys, you know what's going on here: underground explosions! You just said it! Get the heck out of there, you dummies!

Luckily, people had already been evacuated from the area and no one was injured, making it totally fine to laugh at the dangerous oversight made by the news crew. The breakout star of the video is the man who shouts "heads up!" He should look into a career as a journalist. He's charismatic, well spoken, and more alert to danger than the current reporter. Nice work, man!

Ah, to be a fly on the wall during a conversation that would get the real-life Paul Rudd punched.

The trailer for yet another Marvel superhero movie is here! It's about a guy who can become the size of an ant for some reason, and you're going to end up seeing it whether you like it or not. Ignore all the hype, though. This trailer is good because the lovable, un-punchable Paul Rudd (who no one would ever want to hurt) gets punched in the face by a lady.