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People are waiting as long as six months to get one of these incredible tattoos.

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Brian Woo is a famous tattoo artist in Los Angeles and people line up around the block to sign-up for his waiting list.



Big ol landscape
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Everyone in Hollywood is trying to find something to be famous for, but in Brian Woo's case he's famous for an actual skill. This guy is the in-demand tattoo artist of our generation, or at least the last few years. The New York Times even wrote a piece about him. According to Hello Giggles, fans line up to make an appointment in person and the wait-list is around 6 months long.

Woo specializes in very intricate and detailed line illustrations. If you've ever had this kind of tattoo done you may know what a challenge it is to keep the lines clean. His work is at a pretty amazing level of artistry and technique. But would you wait six months for it?

Let's see:

Lil landscape of Iceland from the other night

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Really captures the owl's crazy eyes:

Lil owl dude

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Must love bears:

From the artwork of the one and only #robertlongo

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My knight in tattooed armor:

For his son @dunn4sure

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Put a bird on it:

Birdy birdy birdy

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Secret garden:

Another botanical situation, for Nora

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Six months isn't really that long to wait to get something you're gonna carry on your body forever. Especially if you want it to be THIS incredible.


These preschoolers have adorably bad ideas for how to deal with polluted water.

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Teach them well and let them poop the way.(via reddit)

These children are our future. How will our civilization survive without dreamers like Isa? Or pragmatists like Cam T.? Or batty freaks like Peter? Every single one of them is a precious angel with something to contribute. (Except for Evelyn. Get it together Evelyn! You can't expect the Micahs and Helenas of the world to solve your problems forever.)

China can't get people to stop hiring 'funeral strippers.'

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Going out with a bang not a whimper.


Honoring the dead by celebrating life.
(screengrab via National Geographic)

It's been a tradition in Taiwan for years, but the Chinese Ministry of Culture says no more strippers at funerals.

You have to bring tissues to the funerals for an entirely different reason now (I'm so sorry for writing that. I'm sorry you had to read it too. I'm sorry you even clicked on this article, but here we are).

The goal of hiring strippers for a funeral is not some religious rite. It's meant to attract more mourners to the event. It was between yelling "live girls" or "free comedy show" at people walking near the funeral, and strippers seem to have won.

The Chinese government wants the practice to end since the dances are "obscene" but they are struggling to fight the popularity and how cheap it is to find funeral strippers. One troupe does 20 shows a month for only $322. What better way to pass into the next world than by entertaining strangers with sex? It's like a bachelor party except the guest of honor's life is literally instead of figuratively over.

National Geographic recently did a story on this trend for their show Taboo back in 2012 that's worth a look:

Jockey loses his pants during a race, shows off his best assets.

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This jockey was too focused on winning to pull his pants up during a horserace.

Australian jockey Blake Shinn was racing at Canterbury when he felt his pants begin to slip. The true test of any athlete's mettle is whether they want to win or they want to hide their taint. Shinn wanted to win.

He rode his horse Miss Royale to the end of the race with his very toned buttocks on display. They came in second. Number Two. Shinn told Stuff.co.nz:

"I was more worried about winning the race. They went just after the start and there was nothing I could do. I think a lot of people are going to have a bit of fun with this, but they can't say I wasn't focused and went to the line."

Yes, we are having fun with this. According to reports, though he didn't take first place, Shinn and Miss Royale came in right ahead of a horse named "Modesty." Thank you, Universe.

5 Things You Should At Least Pretend To Know Today - April 23, 2015

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1. Hell Leaking Into Regular World Through Tiny Hole In Chile

The Calbuco volcano in southern Chile erupted yesterday for the first time since 1972, sending fire and ash into the atmosphere and forcing thousands to be evacuated from the area. NPR is reporting that "Local officials say people are very, very frightened. The immediate concern is the volcano's eruption could trigger snow melts and cause flooding." Also, that lava seeping out of it is, like, crazy hot. If you happen to see that lava coming toward you, walk briskly in the opposite direction.



2. Chinese Geneticists Playing God That Does Not Exist In Their Atheist Communist State

Scientists in China have announced that they have been editing the genome of human embryos in an effort to remove potentially harmful genetic codes and create healthier babies. This is the first time in human history that something like this has been attempted, or at least the first time that we have heard of it before the resulting monster babies ran amuck and destroyed all evidence of their existence.


3. Carly Fiorina To Bring Much-Needed Tokenism To GOP Primary

Failed Republican senate candidate Carly Fiorina will reportedly be announcing her presidential campaign with a straight face on May 4, thus giving conservative voters an opportunity to not vote for a female candidate twice in one presidential election cycle.


4. Popeyes Decides Against Firing Employee Who Broke Store Policy By Getting Robbed At Gunpoint

A Popeyes location in Texas has magnanimously decided to rehire a pregnant manager who broke store policy by handing $400 in cash to a thief after allowing herself to have a gun shoved into her face. And they say that corporate America is heartless.


5. Shiny, Hairless, Svelte Superhero Turns Out To Be Secretly Gay

In the upcoming issue of Marvel's All-New X-Men comic book, author Brian Michael Bendis has the psychic character Jean Grey reveal to Bobby Drake—more commonly known as Iceman—that she is aware that he is gay, causing many comic book fans to think about the character for the first time in years.


This girl beat cancer and then got a devastating letter from her school.

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12-year-old leukemia survivor Rose McGrath was dismissed from St. Joseph Middle School over attendance and academic performance.


Rose McGrath(via WWMT)

Rose McGrath is a 12-year-old girl from Battle Creek, Michigan. In 2012, she was diagnosed with acute lymphoblastic leukemia. After nearly three years of intense chemotherapy, she is now in remission. But just when Rose thought she could get her life back on track, her school dropped a bombshell on her.

Last week, her family received a letter from St. Joseph Middle School, saying she had been dismissed for failing to meet the school's attendance and academic requirements. She was devastated, having been with Battle Creek Area Catholic Schools her whole life. She told WWMT, "I didn't do anything wrong, but they still got rid of me."


They never saw this coming.(via WWMT)

The letter claimed that the school had worked with Rose and her family to reduce her workload and help her cope, but she had just missed too many days. That is, missed too many days vomiting in bed from the chemo. Father John Fleckenstein from Battle Creek Area Schools had this to say:

"These were extraordinary circumstances, but so many accommodations were made we felt eventually it became a point where we really had to help Rose, by being able to make sure that she was getting the assistance that she needed and to learn (sic)."

So the assistance she needed was getting thrown out on the street? Sure, she had only attended 32 full days in the last school year, and her grades suffered accordingly, but there must be a more compassionate solution than making her someone else's problem. You'd think one of these priests or nuns would have thought of that.


Slimy priest.(via WWMT)

Rose's parents are outraged. They say she was on track to pass her core classes, and her father told reporters that the accommodations made for her were "woefully inadequate." They've filed a complaint with the Office for Civil Rights, but there's no telling if any action will be taken. As for Rose, she feels she's been robbed of the last place she felt like herself:

"When I'm at home, I'm sick, I don't feel well; no one else does that. But when I'm at school I'm like everyone else."

This totally sweet artist blends celebrity faces with classical art.

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"Voyages dan les temps" is a Tumblr by French digital artist Bénédicte Lacroix. She seamlessly combines old paintings with the faces of celebrities.


A royal portrait. (Via Voyages dan les temps)

The results are uncanny, but also kind of hilarious. This definitely says something about celebrity worship, and how we as a culture just love putting the same pretty people in our art, be they paintings or movies, and that what we think makes a good-looking person hasn't really changed in 400 years.


Megan Fox With a Pearl Earring (Via Voyages dan les temps)


Leonardo DiCaprio, Van Gogh-ed up. (Via Voyages dan les temps)


Catherine Zeta-Jones (Via Voyages dan les temps)


I mean, he already looks like a Spanish boy prince anyway. (Via Voyages dan les temps)

See tons more at http://bainay.tumblr.com.

Be a hero: Print this out and put it next to the worst piece of technology in your office.

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Everyone will like you for calling out the machine everyone hates.

We don't want to name names but a certain something in your office is giving you a ton of grief - and it's not even a coworker! If your printer doesn't drive you insane, be the one to bring a little joy to your office and print this out and leave it near your number one mechanical enemy.

<<CLICK HERE FOR THE PRINTABLE VERSION>>


The most grammatically horrifying Internet sentence of the week.

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The Internet is a minefield of terrible grammar. Each week, Someecards' resident English teacher Matt Cheplic is here to clear the mines—or die trying.

Some people have remarked that Interstellar is difficult to follow. But if you don't scrutinize its intersection of astrophysics and metaphysics too closely, and if you accept that Matthew McConaughey just doesn't want to move his jaw while delivering most of his lines, the storytelling is pretty lucid for long stretches.

Which is more than I can say for this comment about the film by a disappointed, grammatically challenged Netflix user:


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I'm not sure the issue is relevant to a criticism of Interstellar, but I agree that it's a total waste to be a teetotaler; there is simply too much quality wine and beer out there to experience (and I'd add that a little buzz makes the visual effects sequences in the movie that much prettier). Yes, the spelling is way off, and there should be more words in that phrase, but I can't argue with the sentiment.Set 'em up, bartender!

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This phrase felt familiar, and after some research, I discovered that our critic is slyly quoting a sonnet by John Milton that begins: When in the wake of talent hard to follow, and of cruel, uneven chance...

No, I'm kidding. It's just terrible grammar.

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Is it really hard to follow a "boring" plot? Can a plot be both boring and"scattered?" Can a film have a scattered plot and simultaneously have no plot at all? When did plots start getting measured in revolutions per minute??

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This "sentence" (It's really five sentences human-centipeded together with similarly disgusting results, but who's counting?) ends on a note that tells me this person took more away from Interstellarthan he or she is letting on. Indeed, how dostars get sucked in? Does a black hole influence the very geometry of space-time in its midst?

Perhaps more challenging is the question: What kind of planet is this when people can labor for years on the writing, planning, production, and postproduction of such an ambitious project, only to be denied an imaginary star by someone too lazy to capitalize the pronoun "I"?

We may never know.

Volcano eruption in Chile forces people to evacuate, but not before taking great footage.

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"Hold on, honey, I just have to get the perfect shot of God's fury pouring out of the Earth."

As you may or may not have heard, one of Chile's angriest volcanos, Calbuco, woke up yesterday and has erupted twice since. The huge eruption has sent lava and ash miles into the air, forcing the evacuation of nearby towns. Reported NPR, "Local officials say people are very, very frightened. The immediate concern is the volcano's eruption could trigger snow melts and cause flooding." Here's a video demonstrating the size of the ash plume, taken from the nearest sizeable city, Puerto Montt, the "gateway to Patagonia":






#puertomontt #volcancalbuco
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Although Puerto Montt has not been evacuated, it is on alert and has been subjected to ash rain, something this Instagrammer from nearby Argentina (ash clouds know no boundaries) demonstrates:









#bariloche #volcancalbuco #ahora #ceniza #patagonia #argentina #volviolaceniza


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Of course, many of the most striking images came overnight as the eruption interacted with the atmosphere (science is unsure exactly how) to create intense lightning storms.


Calbuco has been dormant for more than 40 years, last erupting in 1972. Seismologists didn't get any warning the volcano would be erupting. Often, minor earthquakes or smoke rising from a caldera (the bowl-like mouth of the volcano) will presage an event. Long traffic jams are forming to get into Puerto Montt from towns closer to the volcano, and of course from people trying to get even further away. This clip is from the town of Puerto Varas, another nearby town not yet evacuated, but on alert:









Video #erupcion #erupted #volcancalbuco #volcanocalbuco #puertovaras


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If you feel like maybe you just heard about a volcano in Chile erupting, that's because one just did. In March, the Villarica volcano erupted, which also generated amazing pictures that we covered. What does this rising tide of volcanic activity mean for the planet? Hopefully, more videos like this (and not extinction):

Mila Kunis & Ashton Kutcher made a video mocking the woman claiming Kunis stole her chicken.

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After watching this video, you'll believe Mila is capable of chicken-stealing and worse.

Yesterday, we reported on Kristina Karo, the aspiring singer who is suing Mila Kunis for $5,000 for allegedly stealing her pet chicken when they were both children in their native Ukraine. The claim, of course, is ridiculous, and the timeline of events doesn't quite sync up. What's more, the whole thing seems like a ploy to get people to watch a music video.

Obviously, no one took Karo seriously. So why did Kunis and Kutcher feel the need to make this crappy vertical video taking potshots at her? It's really really lame. I honestly feel tempted to take Karo's side at this point. At least her video had some production value. And she's not a rich celebrity (but not for lack of trying).

Watching Kunis and Kutcher's video makes me feel like my chicken's been stolen. And I loved that chicken. Where's my $5,000?

Comcast and Time-Warner will probably have to make your life miserable as two separate companies.

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The End of Days is not upon us.

I don't know about you, but there was actually some weird, masochistic part of me that was quietly excited to see what kind of horrors would rain down upon us when Comcast and Time Warner merged together to become one massive capitalist black hole that just sucked in money and happiness while radiating absolutely zero f**ks.

I feel like it would have been perversely entertaining to see how bad things could get. Would wifi speed trickle down to old school dial-up levels? Would people literally be dousing themselves in gasoline and setting themselves on fire during customer service calls? Would shadow demons come pouring out of our cable feeds at 4am on Sunday mornings to harangue us about upgrading our plans to include fax service for some reason? I was dying to know!

Alas, I shall now never find out, for Comcast Corp. is just about ready to pull the plug on its $45 billion deal to ingest Time Warner Cable Inc. deal after a disastrous hearing with the U.S. Federal Communications Commission. According to Bloomberg:

FCC officials told the two biggest U.S. cable companies on Wednesday that they are leaning toward concluding the merger doesn't help consumers, a person with knowledge of the matter said.

An FCC hearing can take months to complete and effectively kill a deal by dragging out the approval process beyond the companies' time frame for completion. Justice Department staff is also leaning against the deal...

I suppose I should be happy that I can simply carry on with my annoying, unsatisfied customer service as is. Obviously, things will be better this way.

You know, though, I just really wanted to see what a shadow demon looked like. Just once.

Combining 'Game of Thrones' and 'Too Many Cooks' is even bloodthirstier than the originals.

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The inevitable video is finally upon us.

There have always been a great number of things open for debate concerning George R.R. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire: Who is Jon Snow's mother? Is Stannis Baratheon actually the reborn incarnation of Azor Ahai? Will Daenerys ever give up being a terrible leader in Essos in order to bloodthirsty warlord in Westeros? Who knows?! Many people have guesses, but nobody knows for sure.

One thing that has never been in dispute, though, is that some Internet person would eventually edit together a bunch of footage from HBO's Game of Thrones and then lay the music from Adult Swim's Too Many Cooks over it. Nobody was ever, ever, ever going to argue against that. I'm not saying you had conscious knowledge of this impending mash-up. What I'm saying is that, if somebody asked you if you thought that the above video would eventually exist, you would have answered "Definitely!"

If you can make it through that entire eleven-minute video and still have a stomach for the theme song, maybe take an additional eleven minutes to reacquaint yourself with the surrealist masterpiece that laid waste to the Internet back in November:

#TBT: How have I never seen this short, stupid, hilarious TV mishap before?

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It's #ThrowbackThursday, so I get to make up for having missed stuff on the Internet.

I love Throwback Thursday, because in my job as a professional Internet addict, I often come across things that make me laugh but are way too old to post. One of those things is ESPN broadcaster Phil Simms failing spectacularly to take a sip of tea. It's 3 years old! Yet I was unaware. Shame on me.

Adorable little girl explains how her two moms can have a baby.

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If you need to explain how two moms can make a baby, 7-year-old Sophia will talk you through the "invisible dad."

"If you're a kid with two moms and you don't know how to explain it to other kids or people, this is a video of how you can explain it." That's the introduction by 7-year-old Sophia, a kid with two moms, to this video posted by The Next Family. Sophia breaks down the baby-making process — well, starts to, at least — in the cutest way possible.

My favorite thing about this video might be that Sophia's drawing of a sperm donor looks like Robin Hood, but with a beanie that says "sperm" and big ol' bag of sperm in his hand.


Taking from the semen-rich and giving to the semen-poor. (via The Next Family on YouTube)


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Reeducate yourself: these are the 50 most common misconceptions.

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Experts from Ripley's Believe It or Not compiled this list of commonly-believed "facts" that don't hold up.


Lies! All lies!(Getty)

Did you think Everest was the tallest mountain in the world? Or that giving kids sugar makes them hyper? Or that Albert Einstein was bad at math? Well, it turns out you were duped. We all were. Ripley's Believe It or Not!, the multimedia franchise devoted to all things weird, has produced this list of facts that refuse to be true no matter how many people believe them. It's a sobering reminder of how much we rely on received information. It's also good for laughing at people who believed more of these things than you did.

THE TOP 50 COMMON MISCONCEPTIONS RESOLVED

1. Coffee is made from beans.
While it is widely believed that coffee comes from 'coffee beans', experts say it is actually made from a seed which is called a bean.

2. Chameleons change color to match their surroundings.
Believe it or not, chameleons actually change color as a response to mood, temperature, communication and light instead of the object they are touching.

3. Mount Everest is the 'tallest' mountain in the world.
While Mount Everest is officially deemed the tallest mountain in the world, experts claim that technically it may not be. The summit of Everest is officially higher above sea level than the summit of any other mountain, but Mauna Kea is the tallest when measured from base to summit. However, the record books deem it the tallest because it has the highest peak on Earth.

4. The Great Wall of China can be seen from space.
The Apollo astronauts confirmed that you can't see the Great Wall of China from the Moon. In fact, all you can see from the Moon is the white and blue marble of Earth. Astronaut Chris Hadfield confirmed it's not visible from the International Space Station, either.

5. One human year is equivalent to seven dog years.
While true in some cases, it does not apply to everyone because it very much depends on the size and breed of the dog.

6. You lose your body heat fastest through your head.
While this is widely believed to be true, some experts say it is a myth and claim humans would lose the same amount of heat if they went without a hat as if they went without pants.

7. The Earth revolves around the Sun.
Technically, the Earth, sun and all of the other the planets are orbiting around the centre of mass of the solar system, not specifically the sun.

8. Different parts of your tongue detects different tastes.
This was scientifically disproven by research which found that all taste sensations come from all regions of the tongue, although different parts are more sensitive to certain tastes which may be where the popular saying comes from.

9. Peanuts are a type of nut.
Unbelievably, peanuts, along with beans and peas, actually belong to the single plant family, Leguminosae.

10. Giving children sugar makes them hyper.
While some experts do stand by this common belief, other professors claim that the majority of scientific research has concluded that sugar does not cause hyperactivity in youngsters.

11. Humans have five senses.
This is correct, although in actual fact there are at least nine senses and most researchers think there are more like 21. The five main senses - sight, sound, touch, smell and taste - are the ones referred to in this popular saying.

12. Fortune cookies are a Chinese tradition.
Fortune cookies were originally the invention of Japanese-Americans before being widely adopted by Chinese culture.

13. Sushi means 'raw fish.'
Sushi actually translates as sour-tasting.

14. Vikings wore horned helmets.
While this may well be true, experts say there is actually no evidence to suggest that Vikings ever wore horned helmets.

15. The forbidden fruit mentioned in the Book of Genesis is an apple.
The bible never mentions the forbidden fruit was an apple.

16. Vitamin C is an effective treatment for a cold.
Flu-sufferers are often encouraged to increase their dosage of Vitamin C, but most experts have stated that there is little or no evidence that the vitamin can help treatment of a cold. Instead of effectively treating a cold, it is thought to help build up the immune system to ward of potential flu viruses.

17. Penguins mate for life.
Penguins are mostly monogamous, but there are some species such as the Emperor Penguin which are serially monogamous. They mate with one couple for the whole season but will probably mate with another penguin the following year as the urgent need for breeding will make them avoid waiting for the same couple.

18. Caffeine dehydrates you.
While caffeinated drinks may have a mild diuretic effect - meaning that they may cause the need to urinate - some experts believe they don't appear to increase the risk of dehydration.

19. When in London, you are never more than six feet away from a rat.
This could well be true but hasn't been proven and is just a rough estimate as rodents are not evenly spread apart.

20. There is a dark side of the moon.
As the Moon is constantly rotating on its own axis, there is no area of the planetoid which is in permanent darkness.

21. A toilet's flush will change direction depending upon which hemisphere it is in.
The real cause of 'backwards'-flushing toilets is just that the water jets point in the opposite direction.

22. Mars is red.
The red color we see in images of Mars is just the result of iron rusting.

23. Sunflowers track the sun across the sky.
A common misconception is that sunflower heads track the sun across the sky when in full bloom. The uniform alignment of the flowers does result from heliotropism in an earlier development stage, the bud stage, before the appearance of flower heads so technically they follow the sun before they have bloomed, not after.

24. People use just 10% of their brain.
Neurologists describe the myth as false and state we use virtually every part of the brain, and that (most of) the brain is active almost all the time.

25. Your fingernails continue to grow after you die.
The dehydration of the body after death can cause retraction of the skin around hair and nails, giving the illusion that they have grown. However, all tissues require energy to sustain their functions, and no such thing is possible once the mechanism that promotes normal growth shuts down at death.

26. Bats are blind.
Despite the tiny eyes and nocturnal lifestyle, none of the roughly 1,100 bat species are blind.

27. Dropping a penny from the Empire State Building would kill someone.
A penny only weighs about a gram and it tumbles as it falls. Because of the tumbling and the light weight, there's so much air resistance that the penny never really gathers that much speed before it hits its terminal velocity. A gram of weight travelling at a relatively slow speed might hurt a little if it hit you on the head, but it's not going to kill you.

28. Handling a baby bird will make its mother reject it.
Most birds have a very poor sense of smell, so in most cases are unable to even notice human scent on baby bird.

29. You need to wait 24 hours before reporting a missing person to the police.
There is no rule that states you have to wait 24 hours before reporting a missing person. The person will be recorded as missing and their details made available to other police forces within 48 hours.

30. Your blood is blue before its oxygenated.
While many believe that de-oxygenated blood is blue, it is actually a myth because human blood is always red - although the level of redness does differ depending on how oxygenated it is.

31. A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
This is not true as goldfish do actually have very good memories for fish. They can be trained to respond various ways to certain colors of light, different kinds of music and other sensory cues.

32. You need to wait an hour after eating before you can swim safely.
As with any exercise after eating, swimming right after a big meal might be uncomfortable, but it won't cause you to drown. However, it is good advice to stay out of the pool right after a big meal as the digestive process does divert the circulation of the blood towards the gut and to a certain extent, away from the muscles, meaning swimming could feel harder.

33. Bulls are enraged by the color red.
It is a proven fact that bulls only see blues and yellow. They only react to the red cape because of the movements that flutter around.

34. Seasons are caused by the Earth being closer to the Sun.
As Earth orbits the sun, its tilted axis always points in the same direction. So, throughout the year, different parts of Earth get the sun's direct rays.

35. Eating lots of chocolate will make you break out.
There is no concrete evidence that suggests eating more chocolate can cause acne.

36. Shaving your leg hair will make it grow back quicker.
Many believe shaving body hair makes it grow back quicker but shaving hair doesn't change its thickness, colour or rate of growth. Shaving facial or body hair simply gives the hair a blunt tip which might feel coarse or 'stubbly' for a period of time as it grows out.

37. Frankenstein was the name of the monster in Mary Shelley's book Frankenstein.
Frankenstein was the name of the monster's creator.

38. Microwave radiation can cause cancer.
Most experts say that microwave ovens don't give off enough energy to damage the genetic material (DNA) in cells so they can't cause cancer.

39. Men think about sex every seven seconds.
While some men might think about sex this often, there is no real evidence to support this statement.

40. Ostriches bury their head in the sand when they are scared.
Ostriches swallow sand and pebbles to help grind up food in their stomachs. This means they have to bend down and briefly stick their heads in the earth to collect the pebbles. It is not because they are scared.

41. Waking sleepwalkers harms them.
Waking a sleepwalker won't cause them any physical harm but but could leave them startled or disoriented which is why many people believe it is best not to disturb them.

42. Albert Einstein failed math at school.
He failed one entry exam to a school but in fact, he actually excelled at mathematics throughout his schooling and even considered becoming a mathematician for a time.

43. Salt water boils quicker.
The salt water requires more exposure to the heat in order to boil than water alone, so the boiling point is elevated and the time it takes to get the water to boil increases.

44. Carrots help you see in the dark.
Carrots contain vitamin A, or retinol, and this is required for your body to synthesise rhodopsin, which is the pigment in your eyes that operates in low-light conditions. If you have a vitamin A deficiency, you will develop nyctalopia or night blindness. Eating carrots would correct this and improve your night vision, but only to the point of an ordinary healthy person - it won't ever let you see in complete darkness.

45. Houseflies only live for around 24 hours.
The adult housefly can live up to one month in the wild.

46. Eating cheese before bed will give you nightmares.
Cheese is believed to give you more emotionally charged dreams but not necessarily nightmares.

47. The capital of Australia is Sydney.
The capital of Australia is, in fact, Canberra.

48. Tomatoes are a vegetable.
Tomatoes are a fruit

49. Going out in the cold with wet hair will make you sick.
There is no evidence to support this; it is regarded as an old wives' tale.

50. Alcohol keeps you warm.
Alcohol may make your skin feel warm, but this apparent heatwave is deceptive. A nip or two actually causes your blood vessels to dilate, moving warm blood closer to the surface of your skin, making you feel warmer temporarily. At the same time, however, those same veins pumping blood closer to the skin's surface causing you to lose core body heat.

Native American actors walk off Adam Sandler set for exactly the reasons you'd think.

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"Hey, Beaver's Breath."




I guess I should cue this up with two warnings: you're going to hear a lot of lame Native American jokes that caused people to quit a new straight-to-Netflix Adam Sandler movie. Also, this will probably spoil all the best jokes in the new straight-to-Netflix Adam Sandler movie. C'est la vie.

A dozen Native American actors walked off the set of Adam Sandler's new project, The Ridiculous Six, a spoof of The Magnificent Seven (itself an homage to The Seven Samurai) after reading several offensive jokes and feeling dissatisfied with the accuracy and respectability of their costumes.

Examples included giving female characters names like Beaver's Breath and No Bra, as well as less-than-dignified behavior like a woman squatting to pee in the middle of a peace pipe ritual. There were also "feathers inappropriately positioned on a teepee," but I suppose you'll have to wait for the Netflix release to find out whatever the heck that means.




Several actors spoke to Indian Country Today Media Network about their decision to leave the set. Loren Anthony (whom they note is the lead singer in a metal band, Bloodline) said he declined to work on the film at first because he was worried it would be offensive, but relented when producers said they had hired a consultant to help the movie portray Native Americans tastefully, "but on Monday things started getting weird on the set." You can see his Instagram account throughout this article, and it's depressing to think how disappointed he must have been, seeing how pumped his captions were.

"If you guys are so sensitive, you should leave."

Speaking of their costumes, Anthony said they looked "really stereotypical and we did not look Apache at all. We looked more like Comanche." That complaint was on the smaller scale, however, compared to some of the jokes at Native American women's expense.

"There was a female character called Beaver's breath," said Anthony, "One character says 'Hey, Beaver's Breath.' And the Native woman says, 'How did you know my name?'" I'd just like to take this moment to point out what a pitch-perfect retelling of a crappy joke that is. I feel like I'm right there, cringing next to Sandler himself.








Another actor, Alison Young, also was nervous from the first, but tried to see if the people in charge would listen.

"When I began doing this film, I had an uneasy feeling inside of me and I felt so conflicted. I talked to a former instructor at Dartmouth and he told me to take this as finally experiencing stereotyping first hand. We talked to the producers about our concerns. They just told us, 'If you guys are so sensitive, you should leave.' I was just standing there and got emotional and teary-eyed... Nothing has changed. We are still just Hollywood Indians."

Well, that's pretty much the exact thing you're not supposed to say in that situation. At least they're not being compared to Washington Redskins owner Dan Snyder by extremely sympathetic 74-year-old Choctaw man, right?

"They were being disrespectful," said 74-year-old David Hill, Choctaw, who also left the set. "They were bringing up those same old arguments that Dan Snyder uses in defending the Redskins. But let me tell you, our dignity is not for sale."








If I were Sandler's media team, I'd work on burying the hatchet ASAP. Especially with Mr. Hill: "I told the director if he had talked to a native woman the way they were talked to in this movie—I said I would knock his ass out."

Please head to ICTMN to read more interviews with the actors and get more information on this story in their extensive writeup.

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Awesome PSA-style video raises sarcastic awareness about the plight of men in film.

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In the past few years, only 93% of popular films were directed by men. And don't men deserve 100%?

If there's one thing that the 1980s taught us, it's that the best way to solve a problem is to get a large group of people together to sing an awareness song. You know, like "We Are the World" or the condescending "Do They Know It's Christmas?" The awareness song is also the model for this PSA from The Make It Fair Project, which is sarcastically raising awareness about the plight of men in the film industry (and everywhere else too).

Created by a group of New York City writers and performers, the Make It Fair project "is a call for gender equality in the stories we tell, the wages we earn, and the future we shape. The goal is vast and so, as artists, we decided to do what we do best: create."

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