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Here's the hourly wage you'd need to afford a 2-bedroom rental in every state.

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Poverty, inflation, and gov't benefits are calculated as if renters spend 30% of their income on housing. Increasingly, that number is a fantasy. Here's the hourly wage a full-time worker would need to "afford" to rent a 2-bedroom unit in every state.


Long story short: don't live anywhere near rich people if you don't want to starve.

Out of Reach is a program from the National Low-Income Housing Coalition that has focused on the problem of rent (un)affordability since 1989. Every year, they put out a report detailing what you would need to earn to really afford to live in the U.S. For a slightly different way of looking at it, here's how many hours you'd need to work at local minimum wages to afford a place for your family:


New York bankers and California tech people view 100-hour work weeks as a mark of pride, but they have slightly bigger houses.

Obviously, this is just a state-by-state map. The numbers would be even crazier if it singled out large cities like San Francisco. Clearly, this hits low-skilled workers and their families directly, but also retirees and other fixed-income earners. Normally, economists would hope time would smooth out these market problems, but rents just keep rising.

What does this mean in dollars and hours?

Virtually all calculations of inflation, poverty, and government benefits include the "30% rule," which estimates families spend 30% of their income on housing. As you can see, there's a big gap between what renters earn and how much they'd need to in order for their rent to be 30% of their monthly take-home pay:


This is what is referred to in Econ 101 as a market failure.

Oregon Governor Kate Brown gave a foreword to the report:

In my home state of Oregon, and in communities across the country, working families searching for affordable rental units find little to nothing in their price range. There simply isn't enough reasonably priced, decently maintained housing to meet the demand, and rapidly rising rents outpace wages. As a result, one out of four households spends more than half their income on housing costs. People with low or fixed incomes face even bleaker situations.

In the wake of the housing crash of 2008, apparently, America is facing a perfect storm of problems for rentals. You would think a lot of the excess housing built in the mid-to-late 2000s would have turned to rentals, but you'd be wrong.


TL;DR: Not wanting to be rained on in America is expensive.

There are a litany of problems. Many foreclosed or unsold homes were left vacant by banks or are occupied by debtors. On the other hand, wealthy families have done very well since '09, so the for-sale market has increasingly been catering to their needs over others. So, families who were not-quite-rich decided to rent instead, which in turn crowded out lower-income people who don't have any option except to rent. So now we've got many more renters, fewer rentals, and no one willing to convert for-sale homes to rentals because maybe some rich person will pay cash for a second summer pied-a-terre.

I just thought maybe that video would cheer you up.


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It turns out Beyonce's 'Single Ladies' dance works even better to the 'Duck Tales' theme.

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You are here to watch a video of Beyoncé dancing to the 'DuckTales' theme because that's what people do now, I guess.

I don't really get this whole "Beyoncé Always on Beat" thing; as far as I can tell, it's a bunch of people hashtagging things to celebrate the fact that a trained musician and dancer is good at doing things to the beat of songs, which is basically the entire job description of a trained musician and dancer. I'm not dissing on Bey — I think she's a magical force of nature, like a hurricane named David Copperfield. But I don't quite see what all the hubbub is about with putting videos of her dancing on beat to songs that also happen to have regular beats. Because they're, y'know, SONGS.

Anyway, if you like both Beyoncé and 90s cartoons, here is the iteration of #BeyonceAlwaysOnBeat for you: Queen Bey dancing to duck music. Enjoy.

If you're completely over hearing about Millennials, this Chrome extension can help.

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Finally, a Google Chrome extension that offers a way to see the truth.


Here's the most recent news on "Snake People."

A brilliant (I'm guessing) Gen-Xer named Eric W. Bailey has come up with a Google Chrome extension that changes every instance of the term "Millennial" to "Snake People." You know, when you're sick of thinking that the younger generation is sexier, smarter, and cooler than you, you can always use your old-man non-mobile desktop computer to see them through a different lens.

Here's just one beautiful example:


I hope they haven't Googled their own names recently.
(screengrab from Mashable)

Here's a link so you too can join in the Millennial bashing. Though be forewarned: because of all their anti-bullying training, name-calling only makes them stronger.

If only there were a way to replace every instance of someone on Good Morning America explaining some new piece of "Snake People" slang with a voice telling you to change the channel.

Is this the world's smartest or laziest dad?

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If history has taught us anything, it's that this dad is BOTH the smartest and the laziest.

Pretty much everything humans have ever invented has been to help us get lazier. The wheel? Now we don't have to spend so much time carrying stuff. The printing press? Now we don't have to waste all of those hand-cramping hours copying books by hand. The iPhone-charging purse? Finally we are free of the awful burden that was bending down to plug in our incredible pocket computers!

So this dad in the video above? The dad who figured out that he could attach a baseball to a fishing pole so he could help his son practice baseball without ever leaving his chair? He's like 2015's Gutenberg. Really. What Gutenberg did for the book industry this dad could do for the Dads Who Don't Want to Leave Their Chairs industry. Which is totally, 100% an industry. They even have a convention coming up in Bloomington, IN in 2016 with seminar titles such as "Lay-Z-er Boy: Turn Your Recliner Into Something Finer," "Chair Toilet: Dream or Nightmare?" and "No, YOUR Cholesterol Is High and YOU Need to Get Out of YOUR Damn Chair."

Power-mad IT geek builds throne of PCs.

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The ruler of all of Wester OS.


"Kneel or be .exe-iled."(via reddit)

I have no idea what led redditor jonat1992 to build a mighty throne out of the hollow carcasses of slain PCs, but it's way more impressive than any of the things I do to procrastinate.

And that's not even the final version. Here he is appropriately crowned, daring any usurpers to claim his geeky seat:


"My royal decree is to turn it off and turn it back on again."(via reddit)

Jerk radio consultant suggests country stations "take females out" to make more money, plus calls the women "tomatoes."

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Keith Hill is a Texas-based radio station consultant who's getting a whole tractor-load of flack for cautioning stations "against playing too many females."


On the left, country artist Martina McBride. On the right, a tomato. One of these two has 14 Grammy awards. (via Getty Images)

Whether you like country music or you're one of those people who describes your musical interests as "I like everything but metal and country, LOL!" you can't deny that country music is big business. And even now, in our whiz-bang Internet age (I swear I'm not 80 years old, really), radio can have tremendous influence in the music people know and like. That's why it was especially disappointing when radio consultant Keith Hill recently told the magazine Country Aircheck that stations should be wary of playing too many female artists because the listening audience is primarily made up of women, and they want to hear men. Hill said of female artists:

...they're just not the lettuce in our salad. The lettuce is Luke Bryan and Blake Shelton, Keith Urban and artists like that. The tomatoes of our salad are the females.

Hill also noted that stations should never play female artists back to back, I guess because if you play the songs back to back, the songs' periods will sync up?

First of all, if Mr. Hill is making his salads primarily out of lettuce and treating nutrient-dense fruits and vegetables like tomatoes as mere garnish, I'm worried about his health. Secondly, his ridiculous comments have, unsurprisingly, pissed off many people, including female country artists. Here's what country superstar Martina McBride wrote about it on Facebook:

Wow.....just wow. Just read this from a major country radio publication. How do you feel about this statement? I...

Posted by Martina McBride on Tuesday, May 26, 2015

McBride's point is perfect: Women don't just want to hear big strong boys say sweet nothings to them; they want to hear from other women who understand their life experiences as women. Part of what's so great about listening to music — or partaking in any other storytelling art — is that sense of connection and feeling like someone else understands the core of your experience. I mean, women want Frozen, a movie that's about their experience as women and sisters, just as much or more than they want... uh, every one of the numerous Disney features that's about being saved by a man.

On Hill's website, he notes in the third person that "Keith believes that what is missing from radio is the FUN!" As it turns out, Hill, what's actually missing is the ladies, and you're not helping.

Any day.


American? Struggling to understand the FIFA outrage? Let Jon Stewart make you angry.

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As an American, it's your right to be furious, even about sports you normally make fun of.

Americans may not like soccer, but we agree it should be pure. After all, soccer is the sport of childhood. The sport of rec leagues. Something so pure, Americans refuse to even remember it exists after they graduate from high school, or if they're really good, after they graduate from college. But unless you've been living under a rock, you've probably heard that one of the biggest corruption scandals professional sports has ever seen has just been uncovered in FIFA. FIFA is professional soccer's world governing body. (FILA, in case you were confused, is an also-run casual sportswear brand that was briefly popular in the 90s.) Even here in the part of the world that thinks football is a different sport, there have been rumblings that this was coming—like when the guy challenging Sepp Blatter for FIFA's presidency resigned and called the organization a dictatorship.

Beyond that, you really should just let Jon explain. He's got more practice at this sort of thing.

The only thing better than this new sex toy vending machine is Fox trying to report on it.

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A company called PinkBox is launching a sex toy vending machine in Philadelphia, and of course the local Fox affiliate did a story on it. A very blurry story.


This is a shot of the sex toy vending machine. Or it might be a really close up picture of cheese that's gone bad. I'm not sure. (via My Fox Philly)

Philadelphia is the lucky city getting North America's very first* sex toy vending machine, PinkBox. So of course, the local affiliate of super sex-positive Fox network sent their weekend reporter, Bill Anderson, out (because sex toys are for the WEEKEND) to learn about "the first adult sex toy vending machine."** What did Anderson find? A large, blurry box.

First of all, here's a real picture of the PinkBox, taken during the Fox 29 interview by sex educator Dr. Timaree Schmit, who's curating the box's contents to ensure that all of the products are safe, sex-positive, and generally excellent:







Dean talking to Fox29 about our big launch #pinkbox #sexpositive #sextoys
A photo posted by Timaree (@timbalingling) on

Schmit and one of PinkBox's co-creators, Dean Kitagawa, gave reasonable answers to Anderson's worried questions about the box that makes sex toys "as accessible as candy." To be fair, Anderson's criticisms were relative softballs. It appeared that the most research Fox 29 did into actual complaints about the box was a quick online browse, with Anderson noting: "The single largest question we saw online seems to be about where they'll be located and how accessible they'll be." Kitagawa assured Anderson that the boxes will be in bars, and they will not show up in any family restaurants. I just love that there's some world where people could imagine sex toy vending machines EVER showing up in family restaurants, as if the machines are suddenly going to gain sentience and lumber their way into a TGI Fridays.


If you see this large blur in your local Cracker Barrel, hide your children! The sex is a-comin' for them! (via My Fox Philly)

PinkBox's founders hope that the boxes will give people an affordable, quick, and sex-positive way to buy sex toys without having to go to a sex shop, which some people can find daunting or embarrassing. One commenter on Fox 29's Facebook page worries that the boxes will "encourage promiscuity," but somehow I don't think that seeing a vending machine full of sex toys when you're out at the bar will make anyone think, "Oh shit! I need to have more sexual partners!" If anything, I think it will be, "Oh shit! I should get a vibrator and have more orgasms by myself!"

PinkBox is hoping to expand to other cities, so with any luck, you'll soon be getting your very own sex toy vending machine and blurry report on it from your local Fox Affiliate.

If you want to see the full Fox 29 report, you can watch it here:

* Sex toy vending machines have been available internationally for awhile, at least at the Gyeongju Love Motel.

** It's great that it's an "adult sex toy" machine, because all of these sex toy vending machines for kids have been a real problem.

See a woman react to the man who received her dead brother's face in a transplant.

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After Rebekah's brother died, she donated his face to a gunshot victim. Now, for the first time ever, she gets to meet the man who received it.


Rebekah Aversano meeting Richard Norris for the first time. (via 60 Minutes)

In 2012, Richard Norris received "the most extensive face transplant ever performed." Norris had been injured in a gun accident 15 years earlier, which left his face so disfigured, he lived as a recluse and wore a mask whenever he did leave the house. Doctors only gave him a 50% chance of surviving the surgery, but he did, and he's gone on to lead a successful and healthy life, even modeling for GQ.

Less has been said about where Richard's face came from — it had belonged to 21-year-old Josh Aversano and was donated by his sister, Rebekah. Three years after the surgery, Rebekah and Richard are meeting for the first time, thanks to 60 Minutes. It's incredible to watch her as she sees her brother's face on another man:

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Queen Latifah slayed on "Lip Sync Battle" when she did a classic song by the host, LL Cool J.

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Did you know Queen Latifah is actually a rapper?

It's weird when actual musical talents are on Lip Sync Battle. They could just do a set, right? Wouldn't be in the spirit of the game, I guess! Queen Latifah has been doing a lot of acting lately, but her music is great. This week she reminded us all that she was a rapper first–and so was LL Cool J. Her tribute was hilarious, fun and seemed to surprise him with its commitment to period details. Chrissy Teigen even threw this hat on:


Perfect for summer and impromptu rap battles.

I didn't know much about this song, but LL Cool J later sampled "Rock the Bells" for his far more popular "Mama Said Knock You Out," which I have definitely pretended to box to when I am drunk. Listen to it again and get PUMPED.


Anonymous teacher creates viral hit with quotes from very wise 5-year-olds.

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Out of the mouths of babes comes some very creepy stuff.

I imagine being a teacher must be like constantly negotiating with brain-fevered LSD addicts. You don't understand how they see the world and they sure as hell don't understand your rules and logic. It sounds frustrating and kind of wonderful. One teacher is sharing some of the best gems to come out of their work with these tiny maniacs, along with fun illustrations to make it less terrifying. By terrifying, I mean these kids are delivering incisive commentary that makes me question myself and everything around me.

Here are some of the best selections from the Instagram handle Live From Snack Time:

This will change as you age:

Love is love:

The human impulse towards self-annihilation is discovered:

WAKE UP, SHEEPLE:

Netflix is what happens when you're planning other things:

There are really so many good ones, but I'll leave you with that. We all wished to be old and now that it's happened...I wish I still had nap time. Snack time is covered. I got snack time locked down.

Doctors say if your crotch itches, delete Tinder.

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Doctors are seeing a boom in STDs thanks to hookup apps like Grindr and Tinder.


Remember: no one ever caught gonorrhea from a Snapchat. Stay safe out there.
(via Thinkstock)

Much like every movie from decades ago getting their own reboots, sexually transmitted diseases that you forgot all about are coming back on the scene with a vengeance. Doctors in Rhode Island say the resurgence of syphilis, gonorrhea, and even HIV owe a great deal to apps that make it easy for you to have sex with strangers.

Some of you might be thinking "duh." Others might be making an appointment with your doctor right now. Others, still, are trying to seal the deal with clever lines, regardless of some smartypants doctors!

In Rhode Island alone, there was a 79% increase in syphilis starting in 2013. This kind of jump in STDs hasn't been seen since the start of Craigslist Casual Encounters. Really. The same thing happened in 2008. People just get too excited to use new, easy ways to hook up.

I think the real lesson here is: don't hook up with people in Rhode Island.

Also, whether you use dating apps or not: before screwing a complete stranger, take a few precautions like condoms or (LOL!) dental dams (In all seriousness, you should use one, even if you haven't seen one since the first trip to your college health center).

This is a rough story, I know. It is however the perfect opportunity to unveil my new, safer hookup app for dry-humping only called Drinder. Free trial for thirty days. Just send me your email and a photo and I'll let you know who's interested (I'm currently the only one on it).

Reminder: if the STDs don't kill you, these people might.


The Internet hates this dork who proposed at someone else's wedding. The Internet is wrong.

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Thankfully, it was the bride's idea. But still!


Believe it or not, everybody in this photo is cool with what's happening.(via imgur)

If you are in a great, long-term relationship, weddings can really put you in a mood for love. The beautiful clothes, the heart-warming ceremony, the dance-floor filled with white-wine drunks all create an atmosphere of celebration. You want to feel the excitement of matrimony for yourself and your partner.

But for Pete's sake, don't propose during the damn wedding!

Not that anyone should care, but you are currently on the Internet, and the Internet is where humans dump their hate. This photo popped up on imgur as with the caption "Any girl's wedding nightmare." Then nature took it's course and the hate flowed like the river of pink hate-slime in Ghostbusters II. However, you can rest easy, online white knights. This stunt was done at the bride's request.

The newly-engaged couple were maid of honor and best man, respectively. In the planning of the destination wedding in California—Proposing during a destination wedding? Strike two.—the best man thought about proposing on the beach at another time. The bride suggested that he propose to her sister at the reception.


The bride and groom hug the bride-to-be.(via NY Daily News)

What's the big problem? None, in the grand scheme of things. Maybe since these folks are from Iowa, I expect more of that Midwestern politeness. In Illinois, we'd never pull focus from our sisters on her wedding day. We'd rather talk shit about them behind their backs until we die of repression.

You can't fault anybody involved. Love is wonderful and celebrating love with more love is great. Proposing during a wedding is just tacky, like wearing a bedazzled coat. You might feel warm and cozy, but you look like a dork.

This absurd (real) switchblade would make Crocodile Dundee question what "knife" even means anymore.

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This knife is real. Virtually every fact you hear about it in this video, however, miiiiiight be slightly exaggerated.

You know what I love about living in the future? We now have the technology to take an idea that almost certainly started with saying "wouldn't it be funny if..." and make it into a reality. Don't get me wrong. Those benighted 20th Century types had some great gag products, but not on the level of "a switchblade sword that will always be hilarious until someone accidentally points the wrong end forward and commits ironic seppuku." Ladies and gentlemen, the Microtech Halo 3x.

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If men had periods, tampon ads would be f*cking badass.

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Stick 'em where ever you want, bro.

This commercial for the non-existent Manpons very cleverly lampoons the tone of advertisements for men's products. If this were an ordinary tampon ad...well, first of all you wouldn't see the product. It's just too clear where it's gonna go. Instead, you get lots of shots of women jumping into pools and wearing mini-skirts while dancing.

Here we just get STRAIGHT MACHISMO. Also, a detailed explanation of the mechanics behind Manpon technology. Here are some of the diagrams:


Ooooh, kevlar, that's what police wear.


To keep a volcano of testosterone at magma's boiling point. Geology is manly as helllllllll.

It's surprising that this sketch isn't actually written by a sketch comedy group, but by a non-profit called Water Aid. Water Aid works to bring clean water, sanitation, and hygiene education to places where those things are scarce. So, uhh, what's the connection? Well, they wanted to raise awareness about the fact that 1.25 billion women who do not have access to toilets during their periods.

If you've never had your period, you might not understand how awful that is. Considering who makes most of the political decisions still, imagining how the world would be different if men got their periods is a good exercise. Dudes wouldn't just be packing Manpax. They'd understand the urgency of these women's situations. Getting your period isn't for wimps.

CNN released a blooper reel and it is worryingly hilarious.

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CNN makes a blooper reel to show that they get how bad they are at news.

I could probably just watch Anderson Cooper giggle for a full three minutes instead of all the other mistakes, but still delightful to see how often they mess up.

Unfortunately, there was no mention of that crazy blooper where they announced the Boston Marathon bombers had been arrested hours before it happened. Or when they got the Supreme Court decision on Obamacare wrong. Or that time they let Don Lemon continue to have a show after he asked why a Bill Cosby victim didn't bite Bill Cosby's penis.

Anyway, they have fun over there.

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