Fashion Week has reminded me I won't be the only one starving myself on Yom Kippur.

September 12, 2013, 10:54 am

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Let's get in some more sinning before the start of Yom Kippur.

September 12, 2013, 11:30 am

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Tomorrow I will atone for barely being a Jew all year.

September 12, 2013, 1:07 pm

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I'd like to be the reason you have to atone for your sins this Yom Kippur.

September 12, 2013, 2:22 pm

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We'll be best friends forever because you already know too much.

September 12, 2013, 5:01 pm

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Fantasy life.

September 12, 2013, 10:55 pm

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I'm not nearly as afraid of Friday the 13th as I am of people who are afraid of Friday the 13th.

September 13, 2013, 5:01 am

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Happy Yom Kippur to someone who’s getting off far too easily by only having to endure one day of atonement.

September 13, 2013, 7:01 am

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Worst thing to happen on Friday the 13th.

September 13, 2013, 7:20 am

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Watching Jason Voorhees kill people in a hockey mask is the most I've ever been interested in hockey.

September 13, 2013, 7:30 am

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I hope your Friday the 13th isn't as terrifying as not eating for 24 hours.

September 13, 2013, 7:54 am

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May God not be all-knowing enough to realize you're just going through the motions this Yom Kippur.

September 13, 2013, 8:01 am

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Hope you get lucky this Friday the 13th.

September 13, 2013, 8:30 am

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I take not taking things seriously extremely seriously.

September 13, 2013, 8:33 am

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There's no one I'd rather complain about being slightly hungry with than you.

September 13, 2013, 8:59 am

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I consider any Friday I'm at my office an unlucky Friday.

September 13, 2013, 9:22 am

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Join me in a brief moment of silence for my dignity before this weekend gets started.

September 13, 2013, 11:01 am

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I'm superstitious about not getting drunk on a Friday.

September 13, 2013, 12:01 pm

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I hope your irrational fear of Friday the 13th helps alleviate your rational fear of getting older.

September 13, 2013, 12:22 pm

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I'd dread Friday the 13th much more if it was on a Monday.

September 13, 2013, 12:30 pm

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