My gym teacher used to call us "ladies" & I'd like to salute his progressive...
Tim LongTue, 22 Jul 2014 16:02:36 EDTMy gym teacher used to call us "ladies" & I'd like to salute his progressive attitude towards gender roles
View ArticleWoman lets Jesus take the wheel, Jesus pulls a hit-and-run.
Jesus would drive American. (via Fort Wayne PD)A Indiana woman ran over a motorcyclist and slammed into a Ford pickup truck because she let Jesus take the wheel. Which is crazy because, you know, the...
View Article10 ways to react to the rumors that Beyonce and Jay-Z are getting a divorce.
Looking in different directions. It was already over. (Via Getty)It's looking like Beyonce and Jay-Z are about to be no more. Jezebel's saying it. The NY Post is saying it too. Every other gossip site...
View ArticleMajor news agencies trolled by fake Twitter account that wasn't even trying.
Even by crazy bicyclist standards, this doesn't come close to making sense.New York is the news capital of the planet. When news happens in your corner of the world, it gets typed up here. So, you'd...
View ArticleSomeone is photoshopping big noses and no mouths onto all your favorite...
The best in the business. Everybody nose it. (via)Have you ever wondered what your favorite celebrities, athletes and icons of popular culture would look like if they had enormous noses and no mouths?...
View ArticleAmazing footage of a humpback whale lifting two kayakers completely out of...
Wail song.You don't have to speak Spanish to understand that the "Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!" in this video roughly translates to, "Holy shit! A humpback whale has just lifted me and my kayak out of the...
View ArticleA collection of Facebook status updates posted at wildly inappropriate moments.
I'm glad you enjoy working out, I hear prison is good for that. Sometimes "TMI" can stand for "Too Much Immediacy." It's not that we don't want to be informed that a friend is masturbating / on the...
View ArticleA woman was so moved by a performance by fake Robbie Williams that she threw...
...and she knows how to use them. (via Get Surry)Fat Robbie Williams impersonator, Blobbie Williams, was performing his cover of "Angels" at UK's GuilFest, when a fan became so moved by his performance...
View ArticleGrown-ass man tries to ride on the back of a shopping cart, discovers why...
For one shining moment, he was a kid again (like when the USSR was super powerful).This video is a perfect metaphor for world events right now.On the one hand, this is a funny clip captured by a...
View ArticleJon Stewart announced plans to launch a $10 billion Kickstater to buy CNN.
Fighting evil with crazy. In response to the news that Rupert Murdoch is attempting to buy Time Warner Cable, which owns CNN, Jon Stewart has announced a plan for a Kickstarter to raise 10 billion...
View ArticleSomeone is leaving donuts on people's windshields all over Portland and the...
Who would do such a delicious thing? (via Hillsboro PD)Someone - or something - has been depositing donuts on cars and lawns around Portland, Oregon. Since the first sighting of a maple bar smeared...
View Article5 Things You Should At Least Pretend To Know Today - July 23, 2014
1. Jon Stewart Hoping To Buy Run-Down Fixer-Upper Cable News Network Apparently inspired by Rupert Murdoch's recent attempt to purchase media conglomerate Time Warner, Jon Stewart announced on last...
View ArticleHere's an extremely brief 4-girl dance party to get you through the rest of...
(click upper-left to unmute)Just a weird little number titled "Tip toein in my jawdins?" from Halle Evans. A lot of moving parts to make one mysterious whole. Now back to work.(by Bob Powers)
View ArticleSomeone is raising money to create the biggest dick drawing in the history of...
A dick drawing of a thousand miles begins with a single set of balls.Remember the potato salad Kickstarter? It's ok if you don't. That was like, a decade ago. Remember Oculus Rift, or the Ouya, or...
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