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Channing Tatum wants to touch your junk and tell you why that's cool.
Dibs on Dick Graze as a porn name!Yes, I am well aware that this "Dick Graze" music video is essentially just a gussied-up advertisement for 22 Jump Street (available by Sony on Blu-Ray and DVD...
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Laughing 'Fox & Friends' hosts: lesson of Ray Rice is "take the stairs" and...
Don't worry, blonde lady. You're safe because cameras are on.Fox & Friends' mixture of morning banter and aggressive talking points makes it regularly the most dystopian part of the psuedo-news...
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Animals who ride animals are the happiest animals.
For a dog riding a dolphin, you're acting like this is pretty normal. If you hadn't noticed, today kind of sucked all around. That's all about to change, however, because video editor Robert Jones of...
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Dancing kid at a wedding has two magic feet and zero time for girls.
Ah, those years before a child finds out that most people think apathy is cool.Weddings are as old as time, as are flamboyant kids who un-self-consciously bust a move on the dance floor around girls...
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5 people having a worse Monday than you.
5. Prince George of Cambridge, who just found out he'll have a younger sibling and potential rival to the throne.(via Getty Images)He's had a year to enjoy the perks of being an only child, but Kate...
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69 ways to stand out from your freshman class.
by Dan AbromowitzAs soon as they first set foot on campus, every freshman is racing to stake out a memorable identity and stand out from their peers. Here're some ideas to get out ahead and make people...
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Kid wins title for "most bored person to ever meet the President in the Oval...
I understand, kid. One look at Obama's paintings and beige color scheme and zzzzzzz."What'd you do today, Tommy?""Well, my dad is retiring from the Secret Service and we have to go to his boss's...
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It snowed in Canada yesterday, and this rescue dog can't believe what he's...
"This should not be!"Guys, it snowed eight-inches in Alberta, Canada yesterday. That's not good! Yes, I know that it's a lot colder in western Canada than it is here, but it's still September. Even in...
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5 Things You Should At Least Pretend To Know Today - September 9, 2014
1. U.S. Air Force Refuses To Re-Hire Soldier Who Won't Pledge Loyalty To Its Sky Deity A soldier at Creech Air Force Base in Nevada has been denied reenlistment after he refused to include the words...
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A father and son ambush their mom with a magnificent toilet paper gun.
Sheets of our fathers.There was probably no shortage of things Eric Cire's wife would've liked him to accomplish with his son Remy with a free Sunday afternoon--cleaning the garage, mowing the lawn,...
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This guy got an ugly tribal tattoo, but don't worry, he fixed it.
Say no more. (Via Imgur)The thing about tattoos is that they invite strangers to ask you questions about them. While some people get them for the purpose of being a conversation starter, other people...
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It's not a company tweeting domestic violence jokes, it's DiGiorno.
If that were true, it might stand a chance at being the saddest Lifetime movie ever. The art of corporate social media is tricky and almost impossible to do well, but one handy "life hack" is to make...
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Insane footage of a guy pulling out of a garage and directly into a tornado.
Now you see it. This man in Russia is attempting to leave for safety because his home is in the direct path of a tornado. As we see through the car's dash cam, he leaves too late, and drives right into...
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Mel Brooks makes 11-finger handprints outside the Chinese Theater in Hollywood.
I want to get to the point where I can casually attach extra fingers at important events.(screengrab via NY Daily News)Mel Brooks had his hands and feet immortalized in the concrete outside the Mann's...
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